The first work of the nerd, a lot of support.

Chapter 1: The First Opening of the Pubic Eye

The usually busy road, but at the moment, there is not even a single figure in sight, and the street lights on both sides of the road are flashing, just like the scene of a horror movie.

Phew, it's better to fuck the scene of a horror movie, because Lao Tzu is really a ghost, a living ghost, no, it's a dead ghost, a female ghost, still wearing a school uniform, and the school emblem on his chest has two big characters written on it: Longzhou

There is also a bald Taoist priest who fell from the sky, wearing a suit that cannot be named, the pair of leather shoes on the soles of his feet can be used as a reflector, and the hair on his head that is combed like a dog skin plaster is stuck to his scalp.

No matter how you look at this bald Taoist priest, he is a lewd uncle with a greasy face, saying that he is exterminating demons, and I don't believe it when he kills him, it looks more like a lewd uncle debugging a female college student, or the kind that can be on the hot search the next day, because he can't die, so I believe it.

The story begins ten minutes ago......

My name is Yang Wei, and I am not the yang of impotence, nor the impotence of impotence. By the way, I'm not impotent, but I'm still a virgin.

The so-called three years of struggle, once the college entrance examination, today finally finished the exam, can it not be wasted?

Tomorrow is my 18th birthday, and a few of my classmates and I decided to play until 12 midnight and celebrate my birthday.

The group sang Zhang Jie's "Counter War" and Wang Sulong's "The Nameless" in KTV.

Quite a few people who lacked hearts shouted inside; Zhang Jie, we miss your wife.

One by one, they were drunk like mud, less than 12 o'clock, they all slept like pigs, and there were 2 big boys who drank too much and slept on the floor, hugging each other.

Looking at the cake on the table, I laughed and cursed; "Give me my birthday, it's a question of whether you can go home or not."

I picked up a cocktail, took a sip, felt dizzy, leaned back on the sofa, and just as I was about to go to bed, the mobile phone in my trouser pocket sang Xue Zhiqian's "Just Right"

Have you decided what it looks like against your will?

Pretend to be deaf or dumb, or I'll speak first

Our love is just right ......."

The monkey who was sleeping soundly on the side suddenly shouted: "There is not much left, and there is no less, and you can forget it." ”

I smiled, the lovelorn child.

I took a look, it's grandpa's, and I'm thinking about what this old man is looking for me for, and the phone prompts a sentence, and the low battery automatically shuts down, and it's black.

"Grass, damn" I stood up, I was ready to go home, my house is only five or six hundred meters away from this KTV, plus the whole body is slimy, I want to go home and take a cold shower, put the mobile phone in my pocket and get out of the KTV, a gust of cold wind came, so that I was a lot more comfortable because of the hot body drinking.

"Lao Yang, I'll go back too." Chen Yi patted me from behind, his face was flushed, and he didn't seem to have lost a lot of drink.

This guy is the best brother in high school, after all, the bears cherish each other and the smell is the same.

Chen Yi walked leisurely, at first he put his hand on my shoulder to help me walk, and then simply lay on top of me and asked me to drag him away. I thought to myself, shameless of this.

"Wait, I want to throw up." Chen Yi pushed me away and ran to the door of a small shop, and with a burst of not-so-pleasant voices, I knew that he was trying to destroy the air quality.

"You're murder." I was pushed to the road and yelled unpleasantly, for a while, the top of my head was like a knife cut, like someone took a knife to cut a hole, I rubbed a few times, but the pain did not decrease at all, I muttered in my heart, hit the evil,.

"Hey, Chen Yi, it's okay." I covered my eyes and walked up to my brother, who had vomited and collapsed, and a disgusting stench came to my face, a smell that I would forget for the rest of my life, and I estimated that tomorrow the owner of this small shop will be able to greet our ancestors for 28 generations when they open their doors

When I helped Chen Yi up, my eyes skimmed, and I suddenly found that a girl less than 1 meter away from me was sitting on the ground, leaning against the foot of the wall, with her legs curled up with both hands, looking at the road in a daze, looking like she had nothing to love.

"Another lovelorn child!" I sighed.

"Where?" Chen Yi asked.

I suddenly felt that it was not very good to talk about others behind my back, so I smiled awkwardly at the girl and pulled Chen Yi away.

"Can you see me?" The girl's voice remembered coldly, as if it was coming from all directions.

"Nonsense, I ......" I didn't finish my sentence, and a cold sweat suddenly broke out on my back.

I turned back slowly, smiled at the girl, and said; "Hey, I said, it's not good to be scary in the middle of the night, I've heard that scary can scare people to death."

"Damn, who are you talking to when you're sick?" I found that Chen Yizheng next to me was looking at me with a forced face, and suddenly felt that the air temperature around me dropped by several degrees, and even the street lights next to the road flashed and flashed.

"Didn't you see anyone, did you?"

"Why, I didn't even see a human figure!"

Listening to Chen Yi say this, I felt that the sweat on my back was all up, and I really didn't see anyone when I walked here at first, but as soon as I turned my head, I saw a girl squatting at the foot of the wall, and then ......

Then I didn't dare to go on, when I looked at the girl carefully, her pale face was like a dead person, and she couldn't see the pupils in her eyes, but the whites of her eyes, and I had a feeling that I was going to be scared to pee, "That, girl, what's not scary, okay, you are a human or a ghost, if you are a ghost, you say, tomorrow we will burn you paper."

Don't embarrass us."

"What do you see?" Chen Yi, who was beside me, was so frightened by my movements that he didn't dare to speak loudly, just leaned next to me and muttered.

"Can't you see?" I nodded my head in the direction of the ghost.

"What?"

"Man, a woman"

"Damn, don't scare me."

I glanced at Chen Yi, who was about to burst into tears, and I knew, damn, hell.

"Are you Mr. Yin and Yang?" The female ghost asked me

"It's not." I shake my head with a rattle, yes.

The female ghost asked again; "Then you have the eye of the sky?"

When the female ghost asked me this, I was just about to shake my head, remembering a story that my grandfather had told me before, about my eyes......

According to my grandfather, when I was four years old, I went back to the countryside to play, about June, the township and the countryside were busy harvesting rice, grandpa put a stack of rice on the tractor, grandpa drove in front, I had to lie on the back of the rice to play, grandpa couldn't resist me, had to agree.

I tilted my head behind and saw a man in a big padded jacket and a big thick hat on his head, sitting on the edge of a tractor, with both hands in his clothes.

It was summer, and it was too hot, so I walked over and asked, "Uncle, aren't you hot, wear so much?"

"I'm cold, I'm cold...... I'm cold, I'm cold,...... I'm cold, I'm cold......" The man ignored me, just kept repeating the sentence that I was cold.

"Uncle, you're sick, it's cold, the sun is so hot, I can eat 100 popsicles in one bite now." I fantasized about going home and taking care of the rest of the popsicles in the fridge.

"Yang Yang." Grandpa called oh me.

I looked at my grandfather with a puzzled face, and I replied, "What are you doing?" ”

"Who are you talking to?"

"Trouble, this uncle, I wear so much this summer, wearing a big cotton jacket and a big thick hat on my head."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw my grandfather's face turn pale, and then he asked, "Where is he?"

I pointed, and my grandfather's face was getting worse and worse at that time, so he directly hugged me off the back, and I didn't want the car. When I looked back, the uncle in the car was gone, and I told my grandfather, who ignored me and carried me all the way to a goddess in the village before putting me down.

This goddess, the people in the village all say that there are immortals in the goddess, and indeed, many people come all the way here to see a doctor.

After the grandfather told the grandfather about the matter, the goddess told the grandfather: Generally speaking, the newborn child has a congenital eye, referred to as the eye of heaven, which is an allusion to Taoism, Taoism believes that human beings are born with certain abilities, but with the development of the human body and changes in the mind, many abilities are tainted by the acquired world, such as the eye of heaven. The baby has just been born, and there is a very soft bone in front of the top of the head, that is, the halo door, which is the position of the heavenly eye in Taoism, and the halo door will be completely hardened and closed around 29 (that is, 18 months), and the innate eye will be sealed at this time.

And I was 4 years old at the time, and the goddess only took a talisman for my grandfather to carry with me, and told my grandfather to take me to Sanqingguan on Bagong Mountain to find a Taoist priest named Liu Yu.

After thanking me a thousand times, my grandfather took me to Bagong Mountain overnight, and according to the instructions of the goddess, he found a black cloth that was opaque and blindfolded me, and took the purebred big black dog at home, saying that it could ward off evil spirits.

When I arrived, the Taoist priest said that my eyes were open.

My grandfather asked if he could turn it off, and the Taoist priest said, "I can't turn it off because of my life." The so-called Heavenly Eye can see evil things, and the Taoist priest didn't know how to seal my Heavenly Eye, and told my grandfather that when I was 18 years old, the seal would be unlocked by itself.

I originally thought of him as a story, but I didn't think about his authenticity, and there is such a thing as a ghost in the 21st century.

When I was looking at the female ghost, I clearly felt a little change in my right eye, and at this moment, I could actually see the black gas around the female ghost.

"It actually made me meet an innate celestial eye." The female ghost suddenly laughed, and I could clearly see the black qi beside the female ghost suddenly expanding, and the temperature of the surrounding air also dropped suddenly.

"No, I don't...... Be...... God....... I just ...... The congenital eye was not closed...... "I was so frightened that I couldn't speak for a while."

Soon, I smelled a commotion, and instinctively looked at my lower body, not my own, but Chen Yi on the side.

Chen Yi sat on the top of the whole person, and pointed in the direction of the female ghost with his finger: "It's out...... Suddenly...... It came out...... "It seems that Chen Yi should have seen it, after all, a person who appeared out of thin air is normal to be scared to pee."

"Ahh "Let go of me, grass your mother!"

I felt my head hit the ground, and then I felt a wave of vertigo and my eyes blackened.

At the same time, I saw that the female ghost was facing my little Yang Wei and bit down!

Damn, I'm still a virgin, I don't want to die, and I don't want to be a eunuch......