Easy? It's easy!

I think that when Sha Wei was engaged in smuggling, it was planned for several years, and all kinds of tightrope walking.

Think about it when I became an adult at the age of 15, I still cheated my parents out of money at every turn, and finally saved enough hundreds of thousands of yuan to smuggle to Flying Shark Star, and I brought a goose back.

Yes, I can't recall this, and my mentality explodes when I think about it.

People are more popular than people, Sha Wei was angry, and crossed Qi Wu'er with a black face, ignoring her.

Qi Wu'er grabbed Sha Wither's clothes: "You raise me." ”

Sha Wei refused viciously: "I can't afford to raise it!" ”

Qi Wu'er followed behind reluctantly: "Buy me chocolate beans." ”

Sha Wither: "I can't afford it!" ”

The two came to the door of the house so noisily.

The goose is rarely quiet all the way, because it has been bought by chocolate beans, and now the whole goose body is lying in the jar of chocolate beans, eating happily!

Sand withered took a deep breath, pressed the doorknob, and opened the lock with his fingerprint.

The house was spotlessly clean, the twins were not there, and the sound of the mother humming a little song could be heard from the balcony.

The sand withered missed, and he didn't shout 'Mom' excitedly.

"Gah! Quack! ”

The goose rushed in first, more excited than the sand.

Soon the mother's surprised voice came from the balcony: "Ah! Isn't this our little goose goose? How did you come back! Quick, mom will cook you eggs to eat! ”

"Quack! Quack! ”

The mother happily walked into the living room with the goose in her arms, and when she raised her eyes, she saw Sha Dian standing at the door, and Qi Wu'er with curious eyes standing beside her.

Sha Mu's eyes lit up: "Ah! Whose little girl is so good-looking! ”

Qi Wu'er said obediently: "Auntie, I also want to eat eggs." ”

Sha Mu smiled happily: "Okay, okay, I'll make it for you, I'll order a hermit crab in a while, big!" ”

"Good!"

"Gah!"

Sha Wei stood next to him like a stupid man, why didn't his mother greet him?

Qi Wu'er is quite self-cooked, not polite at all, and has already started watching TV with Goose in the living room while eating snacks.

Sha Wei rushed to the kitchen: "Mom, you ignore me!" ”

Sha Mu suddenly turned cold and scolded in a low voice: "Ignore your fart!" Honestly, are you abducting and selling children? Do you think that a little girl is good-looking, so you kidnap someone? ”

Sha Wither: "I, am I this kind of person?" ”

Sha Mu held the ears of the sand withered and scolded: "Why aren't you, you gnaw grass, wear a pink hat like a pervert, what else can't you do?" ”

He collapsed, Mom, you can't be deceived by Qi Wu'er's appearance.

That's a demon cub that the Federals can't handle!

Also, don't watch videos on the internet!

Forget it, it's better for him not to stay in the kitchen, looking at this posture, his mother can scold him for half an hour.

In the living room, the coffee table is already a mess, and there are fruit shell snack residue packaging bags everywhere.

Goose and Qi Wu'er lay down on a sofa by themselves, eating happily there.

Speechless, Sand Wither walked over to pick up the garbage.

He feels that there is a problem with his profession, and he is professional with a baby?

Smack!

Suddenly, a nut shell was thrown on his head, and Sha Wei raised his eyes, just in time to see Qi Wu'er spit out another one from his mouth, and he vomited everywhere.

It's not over, the goose vomits like her.

Puff puff! Puff puff!

The freshly cleaned floor and coffee table are messy again!

Sha Wei wanted to go crazy, and immediately pointed at Qi Wu'er: "If you throw and vomit again, I won't be able to kill you!" ”

At this time, my mother happened to come out of the kitchen with a small snack, and when she came up, she scolded Sha Wei and covered her face: "What are you fierce? I said, what's the matter with you? ”

Sand Withering: "??? ”

What about human rights?

Before Qi Wu'er came, he was definitely the most favored child in the family.

But now, my mother is so biased!

After scolding her son, Sha's mother went into the kitchen again to prepare dinner, and Sha Wei didn't even have time to ask a question.

"Slightly~~" Qi Wuer stuck out her tongue mischievously.

The liver ache of the sand withering.

At this time, there was a sound of the door opening, and the twins had returned from school.

The two boys grew a little taller, and they were about to rush in when they stood at the door, but they saw the goose before they could change their shoes.

And then

The two didn't dare to move.

"Gah!"

The goose swaggered off the couch, spread its wings, and threatened the two twin brothers.

The twins shook at the same time and took a step back.

Both of them have been bitten by geese, but they can't beat geese.

Seeing the two younger brothers standing at the door and not daring to come in, Sha Wei felt quite pitiful.

"Okay goose, you don't force it, and clean up the garbage on the ground." The sand withered commanded.

The goose still listened to its owner and helped to start sweeping the floor with its wings.

The twins breathed a sigh of relief and walked in tremblingly.

Qi Wu'er was still sitting on the sofa, her eyes full of curiosity, she had grown up in the federal headquarters since she was a child, and it was the first time she had met someone about her age.

It is estimated that he is only two or three years younger than her.

The twins are equally curious, where did the beautiful sister come from?

"Hey, hey!" Qi Wu'er jumped down from the sofa and stretched out his hand to the two younger brothers: "Do you eat chocolate beans?" ”

When the twins saw the guest, they were polite on the surface, said thank you, and took the chocolate beans.

"Eat." Qi Wu'er smiled sweetly.

The twins blushed and stuffed each of them with a chocolate bean.

The next second

"Vomit ......"

"Ahhh

The twins went crazy, jumping up and down, looking for water everywhere to drink.

"Hahaha!" Qi Wu'er laughed breathlessly.

"Quack!" The geese also rejoiced.

The sand withered slapped on the goose's forehead: "Laugh and laugh, sweep it clean!" ”

Sha Mu poked her head out of the kitchen: "What's the matter, what's the noise?" ”

Qi Wu'er was the first to complain: "My brothers wanted to rob me of chocolate to eat, and I gave it to them, but they said it was not delicious and spit on the ground." ”

Sha Mu immediately rushed out with a rolling pin, and began to beat the two twins with swollen mouths: "It's against the sky, you two!" My sister gives me snacks to eat, and I still dislike it? I make you disgusted! ”

The one who beat was not soft at all.

Sha Wei was stunned by the side, this Qi Wu'er's level of weirdness is simply several times the level of twins!

The twins were deflated when they came up, one had a huge sour chocolate bean in their mouth, and the other had a spicy spicy mouth, neither of them could speak, so they could only eat deflated, and they were beaten up inexplicably.

The two of them were angry, glared at Qi Wu'er, and went back to the room to discuss countermeasures.

Sha Wei looked at it and shook his head.

It's over, and the future of his family is afraid that there will be no peace.

Bear boys, it's on the bar!

Qi Wuer didn't panic at all, sat on the sofa, and continued to watch TV like a big guy.

At this time, the goose finally cleaned up the garbage on the ground, and was panting tiredly.

There was a cartoon on the TV, but suddenly an urgent news item was inserted.

[Attention all residents of Star City, please pay attention! A major disaster has occurred! 】

[400 billion locusts in the north are coming! It is expected to arrive in Chengze Star City tomorrow! Please take precautions! Don't go out! Again, don't go out! 】

The sand is getting serious, locusts? Also 400 billion?!