Chapter 66: Hoarding Vegetables
Sha Mu came over with a prepared dinner at this time, and a hermit crab the size of a thief was cut into several sections, steamed and fragrant, and eaten with garlic sauce.
There are also stir-fried dishes, which are quite hearty.
"Mom, there has been a locust plague recently, don't go out." Sha Wei pointed to the news.
Sha Mu looked at it and sighed: "The weather is just right, why are there locusts again?" Where did it come from, 400 billion so much! ”
Sha Wei thought for a moment: "How can there be locusts in the north, it can't be the enemy's biological and chemical weapons, right?" ”
Sha Mu knocked Sha Wither's head with chopsticks: "I know nonsense, where did the enemy army come from, our area is the most peaceful star field, go and ask your brothers to eat." ”
Sha Wei obediently got up and knocked on the door of the twin brothers: "It's time to eat, hurry up, the time limit is three seconds!" Three, two......"
Brush!
The door opened quickly, and the two younger brothers rushed out like the wind and sat down obediently.
I have to say that the training when I was a child was still effective, leaving a great psychological shadow on the two twin brothers.
It's just that the twins looked at Qi Wu'er at the dinner table, and the two sides were eyeing each other.
When Sha Wei saw it, he was happy and added a fire: "The hermit crab only has two pincers......"
The words are not finished yet.
Brush! Brush!
Three pairs of chopsticks quickly stretched out and began to grab!
Sha Wei continued to add oil and vinegar on the side: "Alas, alas, the twins have an advantage, and the number of people is superior. ”
After the words fell, the goose also joined the battle and helped Qi Wu'er.
The two sides started a tug-of-war, you come and go, so it's not lively.
Sha Wither smiled, and ate a piece of meat lightly, so he didn't gnaw on the tongs, did he move?
Four sand sculptures!
At this time, my mother knocked on her chopsticks and scolded Sha Wei again: "What are you messing with?" ”
Then bumpered, and two chopsticks knocked on the door of the twin brother's head: "And you two, I don't know if ladies are first?" ”
The old mother rolled up her sleeves and opened the majesty of the head of the family: "Get up!" ”
The children were all silent, except for the goose still holding the corner of the hermit crab's pincers in its mouth, stunned to know what was happening.
"Come on, come on, one little U'er, one goose." Sha Mu sandwiched the only two big pliers into Qi Wu'er and the goose's bowl, and said with a smile: "Wait a while, Auntie will cut it for you." ”
"Hmm!" Qi Wu'er waited obediently.
The goose teeth are good, and you can bite them apart without sawing.
Sha Wei looked at it, and secretly said grass in his heart.
When he was most favored, his mother was not so gentle!
Jealousy makes him an abomination!
Click! Click!
The tongs in Qi Wu'er's bowl were sawed open, and the goose had already bitten it by itself, and the crab meat of the big lump was exposed, fragrant.
Sha Wei looked angry, and snatched a chopstick from the goose bowl: "I'll eat!" You go up! ”
Although he grabbed the crab claw meat, Sha Wei was broken in his heart, has he been reduced to grabbing meat with geese to eat?
"Quack!" The goose was very unhappy, but did not resist the master, just scolded.
The twins were even more angry, not only did they not eat, but they were also knocked with chopsticks.
At this time, a text message came in, and Sha Mu raised her head: "Locust plague, school suspended for a week." ”
The twins' eyes suddenly lit up and they jumped up happily.
"Oh yes!"
"It's a holiday!"
At this time, Sha Mu smiled and continued to speak: "Suspend school without suspending classes, tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, online classes are waiting for you." ”
The twins suddenly froze and languished.
Sha Wei looked at Qi Wu'er, who was eating very fragrantly: "Why don't you have to go to class?" ”
Qi Wu'er was stunned and didn't react.
Sha Wei showed a devilish smile: "It's okay not to go to class, follow the twins to online classes!" ”
Sha Mu agreed: "You still have to go to class, learning is important, I will sign you up now." ”
Qi Wuer: "??? ”
Whoever she recruits provokes holds the grass!
"Quack!" The goose gloated and laughed.
The matter of online classes is so decided, and the bear child must not be idle, otherwise he will get into trouble.
At this time, Sha Mu looked at Sha Wei: "Fortunately, you are back, I am going to your father's trip, and you will be at home to watch the children these days." ”
Sand withering reluctantly: "Huh?? ”
Sha Mu was helpless: "No way, your dad can't come back from a business trip, we haven't dated for a long time, so I can only go to him." ”
Sand Wither: "......"
Show affection is not so showy, Mom!
At this time, Sha Mu got up: "Okay, I'll leave tonight, and you guys will clean up after eating." ”
With that, Sha Mu went to pack her luggage.
The sand withered sat there, with mixed feelings.
Why is he always taking the baby? Full-time with a baby?
Sha Mu seemed to be unable to wait to go on a date with Sha Fu, so she packed her luggage and left after a while, saying that she wanted to leave Chengze Star City before the locust disaster came, otherwise she was afraid that she would not be able to leave.
The sand could not stop it, so he could only watch his mother leave, leaving behind three bear children and a bear goose.
As soon as Sha Mu left, the bear child and the bear goose immediately stopped pretending, and immediately showed the demeanor that a bear child should have.
The twins were the first to provoke.
"Come on! Afraid you won't make it? ”
"Don't think that because you're three years older than us, we can't beat you!"
"Huh." Qi Wu'er sneered and got up: "Just you two little kids? Save it! I can knock you off with one hand! ”
The goose also jumped on the table, flapping its wings and looking up to the sky and roaring: "Ga-"
Before the sand withered rice was finished, there was already chaos around it, all kinds of crab shells were thrown around, and there were goose footprints on the table stepping on the dishes.
"Ahhh
"Quack!"
The four guys can't stop arguing!
Grass! How about this day!
Boom! Bang bang bang!
A few punches knocked the twins down, and then picked up Qi Wu'er and clamped it into the squeaky nest, and then stepped on the goose's back.
The sand withered god is vicious: "Shut up for me!" ”
The world fell silent.
The twins were beaten all over their heads and obediently returned to their places to continue eating.
Qi Wu'er was not covered by the sand mother, knowing that she could only be soft at this time, so she didn't flutter, she was just carried by the sand and didn't move, just frantically sticking out her tongue at the twins to provoke.
The goose is the worst, it didn't do anything, just called two sentences to liven up the atmosphere, why even hit it together?
Goose grievances!
Sha Wei picked up the chopsticks and slammed them on the table: "Now I order you, finish eating within three minutes, after eating, Twins No. 1 clean up the table, Twins No. 2 wash the dishes, Qi Wu'er, you stay for me and don't move, do you understand?" ”
"Understood."
"Got it."
"Humph!"
"Gah?" (What about me)
Sha Wei looked at the goose: "You accompany me out to buy vegetables." ”
With the locusts attacking, supermarkets and shopping malls are expected to close, so he has to go out and buy more ingredients and stock up on food for a week while it's still early.
The family now has a large population, and the bears and children can eat, especially the geese, which eat too much!
If you want to buy more, a week is not enough, buy a car!
Seeing the bear children performing their duties after eating, Qi Wu'er also sat there without any signs of causing trouble, and Sha Wei went out with the goose in his arms.
If you don't hurry, the dishes will be snatched up!