Chapter 412: Catching Chickens

The village chief is also a temperamental person, Second Uncle Li is so good that the village chief's face is pulled down, and he picked up the two chickens that Second Uncle Li threw into the house, threw them back into the yard, and said:

"Do you want to love it, if you don't want it, I'll feed it to the dog tomorrow, you don't want it, I don't give it to you, it's like who owes you.

The chickens that people sell are all this kind of bloody, when have you ever seen someone sell chickens that tick blood? Bloody mush, does anyone dare to buy it? The fresh ones I bought for you are not quick-frozen, which is enough. ”

Second Uncle Li didn't show weakness either, and said: "Nonsense, it's because I can't buy it, so I asked you to prepare it for me, there is no one on the market, can't you kill two for me yourself?" I see that the two in your chicken coop are very good, and they are fat and fat, so go and kill them for me immediately, and I will take them away. ”

The village chief said angrily: "If you want to catch the chicken, don't make trouble in my house, get out, get out of me immediately, Lao Tzu won't wait." ”

Second Uncle Li didn't roll, but turned around and walked towards a corner of the courtyard, muttering: "I still have to do it myself, these unreliable ones can't be counted on." ”

The corner where Second Uncle Li wanted to go was the chicken coop of the village chief's house, and soon, the sound of chickens cooing and croaking and flapping their wings desperately escaped came from the chicken coop.

The village chief turned on the lights in the yard, and sure enough, he saw Second Uncle Li in the chicken coop, chasing the two panicked hens, but Second Uncle Li was almost seventy years old, and his skills were not so particularly athletic, and the chicken catching was not smooth.

The dog can jump over the wall when he is in a hurry, the chicken can fly when he is crazy, and Uncle Li made himself covered in, panting, and he didn't catch any of them.

Because he couldn't catch the chicken, Second Uncle Li's temper became more and more irritable, at the beginning, his movements were more like a person, but after falling two heels, sticking to his face full of, and being hit with a nosebleed for a long time, his eyes slowly became red, and his movements began to be different from before.

It is no longer where the chicken flies and where he chases, one pounces on the chicken, but stands in the middle of the chicken coop, quiets down, and waits for the opportunity.

Second Uncle Li's movements are less, and the two chickens are less jumping, because there are chicken nets to block, and the two hens can't get out of the chicken nest, so they can only hide in a high place behind Second Uncle Li, pacing back and forth, neither dare to lie down quietly, but also don't know where they can escape.

Second Uncle Li didn't look back, but stuck out his tongue from time to time, and that action was basically exactly the same as a snake spitting out a letter.

When Second Uncle Li spit out the letter, I sensed the black gas again, and this time I saw it clearly, coiled around Second Uncle Li's body, it was a snake.

The reason why I had sensed him before, but I couldn't be sure of his exact form, not because of how tall he was, but because he was just a small snake half a foot long, and because it moved very fast, and it appeared and disappeared from time to time, so I could only perceive an image of changing shapes, just like a spinning electric fan, and you can't count how many wings there are.

Now because Second Uncle Li can't catch the chicken, the snake has to use its own means, coiled in Second Uncle Li's brain, controlling Second Uncle Li to spit out the letter, probably wanting to carry his body on his back, and when the chicken behind him relaxes his vigilance, he will turn around and pounce on the enemy.

I glanced at the village chief, he was very angry at the scene in front of him, but because Second Uncle Li's appearance was very terrifying, he didn't dare to rush over and arrest him alone for a while.

When I looked at the village chief, he also happened to look at me, and it should be that my expression was calm, so he gave the village chief confidence.

The village chief took two steps towards me and whispered, "Am I left and you are right?" ”

I nodded, and then the two of them tiptoed close to the chicken coop, but I ignored one point, Second Uncle Li was a snake, and the snake did not perceive things by his eyes, and he was now hissing and spitting letters, so there was no difference in what direction we were in, and it was impossible to have the advantage of sneak attack.

Sure enough, when we were just approaching the chicken coop, Second Uncle Li suddenly turned around, his head was in front and his limbs were behind, his hands were hanging and his mouth was open, and he pounced on the village chief, and the big yellow teeth were running towards the village chief's neck.

It is not good to use those with arms and legs, but to attack with their mouths, where is this the action that people should have, I quickly shouted to the village chief: "Be careful!" ”

The village chief naturally also saw Second Uncle Li's movements, if it was really a snake, then the village chief might not be able to dodge the snake's pun, but now the snake controls Second Uncle Li's body, although it is the action of a snake, but it still needs to rely on Second Uncle Li's body to complete the action.

With old arms and legs, where can the movements be fast, and his loose old yellow teeth without a few are not very lethal.

The village chief is in his thirties, strong, and the rural people usually do farm work, and they also have strength, when Li Ershu just pounced on him, the village chief's fist was thrown out, and it was smashed on Li Ershu's mouth and nose, and Li Ershu was directly beaten upside down.

I have to say that the village chief's reaction was really good, the position of the fist was very good, Second Uncle Li was holding his head with his mouth open, his punch was hitting Second Uncle Li's nose and upper teeth, Second Uncle Li was beaten to the point that he fell into the chicken coop and fell into a dog and ate.

It's really a dog eating, Second Uncle Li has his mouth wide open, and when the village chief's fist hits him, he seems to want to bite the village chief's hand directly, so he didn't close his mouth, and directly gnawed a mouthful of chicken dung this time.

Second Uncle Li went to Ran Xuemei's house to release snakes before, and then all the snakes were destroyed by me, probably because he knew that I was not easy to mess with, so he chose to attack the village chief, but the village chief was also a ruthless character, and this time he was a big loss.

If he attacks me, I really won't be able to have the same reaction and fists as the village chief, maybe I will have to suffer a small loss, but he just ran to the village chief without opening his eyes, isn't this deserved?

Second Uncle Li got up from the chicken coop in embarrassment, spit out the chicken feces in his mouth, blood and water, and a few old yellow teeth that were knocked out.

I looked at Second Uncle Li who got up from the chicken coop and said, "Livestock, I advise you to show up, Second Uncle Li's old arms and legs are so unfavorable, they can't help you, but drag you down, don't say catch chickens for that master, whether you can leave here alive or not, it's not certain." ”

After thinking about it for a while, I added: "Oh, I almost forgot, you are not used to using your arms and legs, you don't care much, but you also pick your teeth, this old man doesn't talk about poisonous teeth, now he doesn't even have front teeth, you count on him to help you bite, don't bite much, right?" ”

Second Uncle Li grinned at the corner of his mouth and said, "You want to trick me into abandoning this body?" I tell you, dream! Do you have the ability to kill me?

I still understand the truth of the rat trap, without this body, I can indeed use more means, but you can also attack me without any scruples.

Boy, I know you have some ability, as long as I get out of this body, I will definitely be torn by your paper man every minute, just like my brothers.

I'm not that stupid, I've been cultivating for so many years, and I have brains, and I know what kind of things you humans will do at what time.

Let me tell you, now Li Er, a bastard old man, is still alive, he is just confused by me now, all your attacks now are hitting him, even if you chop him up, I don't feel any pain.

But if you really do what happens to this old man's body, then you will be in great trouble, at least it is a crime of intentional wounding, maybe it is still murder and death.

Hahaha, hahaha! ”

Unexpectedly, this is still a long worm with brains, and it is so familiar with humans, it seems that this is not a deep mountain cultivation, but has been mixed in the circle of humans.

With its small body, it is not easy to survive in the circle of human beings, even if it has brains, is it a snake raised by someone?

So it's catching chickens now, is it going to be for its owner?