Chapter 413: Killing Chickens
Who will be its owner? Although this snake is not high, it should also have some Taoism if it can raise this snake demon into a slave.
Brother Yao suddenly went crazy like a woman and left, could it be the ghost of the owner of this snake?
Brother Yao also has a few magic weapons on his body, and the little demon who is too ordinary can't take the law, but if it is a person or ghost who can enslave the demon snake, then it is possible.
Second Uncle Li is called an old bachelor by the villagers, he must have been single for many years, since he has been living alone for many years, what is the matter with the ghost daughter-in-law he needs Brother Yao to help him?
According to what Ran Xuemei said, Brother Yao should have been taken up by Second Uncle Li's ghost daughter-in-law, could it be that Second Uncle Li's dead daughter-in-law is a ghost who raises snakes?
Before he had time to think about these questions, Second Uncle Li suddenly laughed ruthlessly, then lowered his head and bit a piece of meat on his arm, and used his only few teeth to tear off a piece of meat on his arm.
The blood on his arm fell into the chicken nest dripping and dripping, but Second Uncle Li still had a smile on his face, without a painful expression at all, after the piece of meat was torn off, he chewed a few mouthfuls in his mouth, and then spit it out, and said: "Real jackal, it's not delicious at all, it's not as good as mouse meat." ”
Seeing Second Uncle Li suddenly start self-harming, the three of us were a little stunned for a while.
Ran Xuemei said: "Second uncle, what's wrong with you?" If there's anything you can't think of, you name it, and everyone will help you, don't do that. ”
Second Uncle Li grinned with blood, and smiled fiercely at Ran Xuemei: "Didn't I already make it clear to you what I want?" Do you want me to say it again? ”
Ran Xuemei is a woman after all, seeing Second Uncle Li like this, she was so frightened that she took a few steps back, hid behind me and the village chief, and then said, "He, what is he going to do?" ”
I said, "It's okay, he just wants two freshly killed, bloody chickens, nothing serious." ”
Ran Xuemei said in disbelief: "Just, just for two chickens, he bites himself by himself?" ”
I said, "He didn't bite himself, it just let Second Uncle Li's mouth bite Second Uncle Li's arm, not himself." ”
Ran Xuemei didn't react for a while, but the village chief understood, and hurriedly said to Second Uncle Li: "Don't hurt him anymore, if you want a bloody chicken, I'll give it to you, I'll kill you now, you let Second Uncle Li go, he's just an innocent person." ”
Second Uncle Li smiled cruelly: "He is innocent, if he is innocent, then there will be no damned people in this world, and you can't think of all the animal things he did, let me let him go like this?" I'll tell you, no way. ”
Second Uncle Li's resentful gaze let me know that there is a very great hatred in his heart, and this thing is also very treacherous, and it is not easy to get him to leave Second Uncle Li's body.
Now I don't have any better way, I can only stabilize him first, let him not hurt Second Uncle Li for the time being, and give him a chicken if he wants it, otherwise Second Uncle Li will probably have to let it be tossed and crippled.
I said, "You come out first, and I'll catch a chicken for you." ”
Second Uncle Li said: "How many times have I said that I won't let go of this body, haven't you heard it?" ”
I felt helpless for a while, the IQ of this animal is still a little different from that of people, so I can only tell him again: "I mean, you come out of the chicken coop first, we will go in and catch the chicken for you, catch it for you, kill you, bring you blood, let you take it back and hand in the task."
The village chief and I have to go in and catch chickens for you now, the chicken coop is so big in total, you can see for yourself, can you stand and drive three people and two chickens? Aren't you afraid that I'll take advantage of the chaos to stick you with talismans? ”
Second Uncle Li thought for a while, nodded, and came out of the chicken coop.
Even such a simple thing needs to be considered, it seems that I overestimated him just now, his IQ is not so high, and he doesn't know so much about human beings, the reason why he knows that he used Uncle Li's body to blackmail us, and even used self-harm to threaten us with his bloody chicken, it is very likely that someone pointed him out, and it is even very possible that someone taught him those words.
Second Uncle Li came out of the chicken coop and waited for the two of us to go in and catch the chicken for him with a smile, Ran Xuemei pulled me and asked:
"You guys, are you really going to catch chickens for him?"
I said: "If he lets him catch it, anyway, the village chief's chickens won't lay golden eggs, and sacrificing two chickens is better than letting him harm Second Uncle Li." ”
The village chief nodded and said, "That's what I mean." ”
Then, the village chief and I really went to the chicken coop and caught the two old hens, and I asked Second Uncle Li, "What are you going to let us kill you?" Do you want to be whole-blooded or bloody? I'll drown you in full blood, and I'll cut off the head of a chicken in blood. Need to be hairy?
Do you usually eat chicken, do you like to eat it with your hair, or do you like to eat it after plucking it? Eat raw or cooked? Do you want to put salt? Do you want me to pack you some spices by the way and improve your food? ”
I was carrying the chicken, and I was rambling a lot, and Second Uncle Li was a little stunned when he heard it, and said with a saliva in his mouth: "There are so many ways to eat chickens?" How to make it delicious? Is it better to drown or cut off the head? Can chicken be cooked too? Is it possible to roast it directly over fire? What is salt? Why do you put spices? ”
Second Uncle Li's bunch of question marks also made me stare at me.
It took me a long time to ask: "Excuse me, this friend, you have been cultivating for many years, have you ever eaten chicken?" ”
Second Uncle Li swallowed his saliva and said, "The boss eats the bones left over from the chicken and the blood flowing on the ground, I have licked a few bites, and I can be regarded as having tasted the taste, and the meat has really not been eaten." What does chicken taste like, it must be delicious, right? ”
If Second Uncle Li hadn't been covered with chicken feces and blood now, dirty, ugly and terrifying, I guess I would have been amused by his stupid expression.
The village chief is really bold, this Second Uncle Li tossed around, changed to a bold person, he must have long hid in the house, plugged in the door and couldn't come out, but the village chief not only had the intention of running, but also dared to choke on this demon, snorted, and said:
"You're a good liar, if I hadn't seen you nibbling chicken legs in our house a few days ago, I'd have believed you. Why, I used to eat and drink well every day in my house, and all those good things went to the dog's stomach? ”
Second Uncle Li sighed, it was actually a helpless face, but it was clear that the old face was already ravine, but he still sighed like a child.
Ignoring the voice, ignoring the looks, just talking about the expression and tone, it is a three-and-a-half-year-old doll who learns to sigh, and I don't know that this monster is Gui Geng this year.
After sighing, Second Uncle Li said: "My life is hard, those good things are really eaten in the dog's stomach, and if you don't do any work at all, you will be in the stomach of the boss, and the pig and dog are not as good as the thing."
The boss is a good boss, but I don't know how, I can't tell who is useful and who is not, every time there is a good thing to eat and drink, let that guy get on the body, and there is a job to lead the team to bite people and play with their lives, it is ours, I am really uncomfortable in my heart.
I just hope that when that guy eats Haisai nonsense one day, he will choke himself to death, and when he goes out to play, he can't hide his body, and he will be taken by the Taoist, so that he won't confuse our boss again. ”
Listening to this little monster's innocent complaint, I think he's not so annoying, it seems that it's not easy to be a monster, and it's not easy to follow an eccentric boss, and it's also all kinds of grievances, and the demon can't help it.
Seeing that this monster was stupid, I asked him again, "Why do you have to have a bloody chicken, is this also what your boss told you?" Or is it because of the bloody chicken, when the time comes, you can reward you for drinking blood after the boss has eaten the meat? ”
Hearing me ask this, Second Uncle Li's face fell directly and said, "Where are you talking so much nonsense, hurry up and kill the chicken for me." Just as you said, one drowned, and the other cut off his head. ”
Okay, isn't it just two chickens?
The village chief brought a basin of water and told me to press one of them into the water and wait for it to be drowned, and then chopped off the other chicken's head with a knife in his hand.
The headless chicken, who had not died for a while, flapped its wings and fluttered vigorously on the ground, and the chicken's blood spilled all over the ground.
Second Uncle Li saw that he was distressed, and pointed to the village chief and said:
"Waste, you, hurry up and take two chickens with me."