Chapter 43: Heavenly Court Dietary Reform (2)

This happened two months after the ban on the dragon, it happened to be the third day of the third lunar month, the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West, and all the immortals in the heavenly court gathered in the heavenly court to celebrate the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West, and this conference was directly presided over by Yao Chi, that is, the Queen Mother.

Let's talk about it here, the Queen Mother of the West and the Queen Mother are not the same person, don't get confused.

The Queen Mother of the West was the foreman of the last fairy, and it was the Eastern Princes who partnered with her to lead the immortals, but later the Eastern Prince's mana was not enough to suppress the immortals, and he was swallowed by the immortals and fell.

And the Queen Mother of the West saw that the general trend was gone, so she gave up her position as the head of the fairies, lived in seclusion in Kunlun, and became an out-of-the-world master.

And the queen mother we are talking about, named Yaochi, is the Hongjun Daozu sat down virgin, the second generation of the queen mother, the head of the fairies, and she lived with her, and the one who led the immortals was the Jade Emperor we are familiar with, that is, the Hongjun Daozu sat down the boy back then, named Haotian.

Therefore, the Queen Mother of the West celebrates her birthday, and the one who presides over the birthday banquet is the current head of the fairies, and the Queen Mother is not in conflict, and the Queen Mother brings all the immortal characters to gather in the heavenly court and invite many immortals, so she hurriedly ordered the god of food to eat.

As a result, the banquet has been open for a long time, and the god of food only brought up a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs, and the queen mother was not happy.

The queen mother was very unhappy, so she summoned the god of food, the god of food saw this and hurriedly entered the banquet hall, the queen mother's temper was big, because of the banquet, her subordinates served the curtain general missed the glass cup broken, vomit, may say that the glass cup everyone does not understand, in other words, the glass is what we are talking about now, the curtain general because when pouring wine, a glass was broken, and the queen mother directly hit the mortal world.

fell into the quicksand river and became a monster, if it weren't for the Tang Seng who came to the rescue, the general of the roller shutter might have been a monster in the river, and the reason why he was so miserable was because he hit the glass cup and didn't save face for the queen mother.

And the god of food made a bigger mistake this time, and only one dish was served at the banquet, which was not to save face for the queen mother, the queen mother was furious at that time, and was ready to severely punish the god of food.

However, at the banquet at that time, sitting on her left hand side was Song Zihang, Emperor Dongyang, the god of food was Song Zihang's apprentice, and no matter how powerful the queen mother was, she couldn't help but give Song Zihang face.

So the Queen Mother held back her anger and asked the God of Food why she neglected the banquet and only served one dish.

When the god of food heard this, he cried aggrieved, and cried to the queen mother.

"Niangniang, don't you know, since Your Majesty's dragon ban order came out, my Food God Mansion was almost demolished, you know that we have to eat meat for a banquet, and if you eat meat, you have to kill animals, what do you say, eat cows, that Laojun's mount, the green cow spirit, and the cow and golden bull of the twenty-eight stars blocked my door and scolded the street."

"You say eat donkeys, Zhang Guolao's stupid donkey directly gnawed all the mats in my house, eat chicken, people don't do it with the Pleiades star officials, eat rabbits, Chang'e walks around my door with a jade rabbit every day, eat some aquatic products, the dragon king has nothing to do and runs to me to scold the idle street, Niangniang, I can't do it anymore, the ingredients are all rebellious!"

The god of food cried to the queen mother, the queen mother was quite embarrassed when she heard this, and she didn't expect that the Jade Emperor's dragon ban order would cause such a big reaction.

The Queen Mother glanced at the God of Food, then at the pork on the table, and couldn't help asking: "God of Food, what's the matter with this pork, isn't there anyone looking for you if you eat pork?" ”

The god of food listened to the words of the queen mother, and immediately cried, looked at the queen mother and said: "Niangniang, if you don't say it, I won't mention this matter to you, the little god is in charge of the heavenly court diet, and is responsible for the preparation of large and small banquets, but it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, what to do if she is not allowed to eat any meat, I have no choice but to ask someone to clean the altar." ”

"The envoy of the Pure Altar is kind-hearted, and under the repeated persuasion of my master and me, he agreed that we should use pork to cook, but even so, I also took a month's worth of money, and invited him to eat, and you can report the expenses to me!"

The god of food cried to the queen mother, the queen mother listened to the words of the god of food, her expression was unusually tangled, and she couldn't help but glance at the Jade Emperor who was pretending to be fine, squinting and drinking, her eyes were full of reproach, it was all you old boy who did the matter, and now that the matter is big, you are still in the mood to drink, and I have to deal with this mess for you in the end!

Thinking of this, the Queen Mother glanced at everyone in the field, followed by a glance at Niu Taurus who was sitting in the position of the stars and said: "Niu Taurus, you are so bold, you dare to block the door of the God of Food and prevent the God of Food from making beef, are you guilty?" ”

The queen mother screamed, followed by the cow golden bull of the twenty-eight stars, stood up, bowed to the queen mother and said: "Niangniang, I am a cow body, every time the banquet comes up with beef, my heart is dripping blood, this is my kind, the dragon king does not let eat the dragon, I don't let eat the cow, what is the crime, cannibalism, how sad, since the dragon king can ask His Majesty to ban the dragon, then also ask the mother to place a ban on the cow, prohibiting the heavenly court from eating beef." ”

"Yes, mother, please order."

As soon as Niu Jinniu finished speaking, the green bull spirit of the Tushi Palace on the other side interjected, the green cow essence is Lao Jun's mount, it is the saint's door, and the queen mother does not dare to refute her face easily, so she is frozen here all of a sudden.

However, the queen mother was so majestic, when she saw that it was difficult to start from the cow, she looked at the Pleiades star official in a blink of an eye.

"Pleiades Star Officer, why are you blocking the God of Food from eating chickens!"

"Niangniang, it's not easy for our chicken clan, we need to tell the time to the big guy every day, the hen lays eggs for the big guy, we all contribute the eggs, you still have to eat my chicken, isn't it too much, so please also ask the mother to place a ban on chicken, and the people of heaven are not allowed to eat chicken in the future!"

The Pleiades Star Official looked at the Queen Mother and said, and before the Queen Mother could speak, the mother of the Pleiades Star Official, the Buddha Gate Vilamba Bodhisattva, said: "Niangniang, my son is right, the chicken clan is not easy, and it should not be used for food!" ”

The words of the Queen Mother and the Pleiades Star Official can not be cared about, but the words of Vilamba Bodhisattva cannot be ignored, after all, Vilamba is a Bodhisattva, if this is not given a little face, it may involve the diplomatic issues between the Heavenly Court and the West Heaven Leiyin Temple, so the Queen Mother cannot directly refute it, and now the Queen Mother is frozen!

Things are even more complicated, the cows and chickens can't eat, how can this be good, it seems that we must find a breakthrough, see who is better to bully, let her loosen her mouth first, or eat the rabbit first?

The Queen Mother's eyes are aimed at Chang'e!