"Chang'e, do you know the guilt, since you are not a rabbit spirit, why do you stop the god of food from being a rabbit?"

The Queen Mother stared at Chang'e viciously, she had already lost twice in a row, and she had to win the battle, starting with the rabbit as a breakthrough, and then forcing the Pleiades Star Official, and the Green Ox Jing and others to loosen their mouths, otherwise there would really be no food to eat at the banquet in the future!

If there is no food, can it still be called a banquet? And if this matter is not solved today, where will you put your face?

Thinking of this, the Queen Mother looked at Chang'e viciously, Chang'e, let go of your mouth, let's eat the rabbit.

Chang'e sat on the seat with the jade rabbit in her arms at this time, listened to the words of the queen mother, raised her head slightly, and said pitifully: "Niangniang, you see how cute the rabbit is, how can you bear to eat the rabbit?" ”

Chang'e is worthy of being the face of the heavenly court, as soon as these words came out, coupled with Chang'e's pitiful expression, the male immortals of the heavenly court were all sideways for it, and the immortals hurriedly put away their thoughts, looking at the nose, nose and mouth, mouth and heart, and calm.

"Yes, Sister Chang'e is right, how cute the rabbit is, how can you eat the rabbit, the queen mother, if you want to eat the rabbit, my old pig is the first to refuse!"

As soon as Chang'e said this, Zhu Bajie, who was desperately eating fruit not far away, put down the fruit at once, stood up next, patted his stomach and said with a big grin, after saying this, he glanced in the direction of Chang'e from time to time, a girl, see if your brother pig is powerful!

Song Zihang was originally holding a peach and nibbling it, but when he saw Zhu Bajie's appearance, he couldn't help but laugh and said: "This fool doesn't have a long memory when he enters the Buddhist gate, and he is still ready to soak in Chang'e?" ”

Saying that, Song Zihang shook his head gently, and then drank wine and ate fruit, looking like he had nothing to do with himself.

"Tianpeng, you are no longer a member of Heavenly Court, don't get involved in Heavenly Court's affairs."

The Queen Mother looked at Zhu Bajie and said, Zhu Bajie was not happy to hear this, shook her head and said: "Hey, Niangniang, the difference between this words, my old pig is precisely because he entered the Buddhism, so he agrees with the words of Chang'e Fairy, our Buddhism pays attention to the equality of all living beings, this living thing should not be eaten, I suggest, our heavenly court will change to a vegetarian diet from now on, and the god of food is fine, don't keep studying how to make meat, the cabbage, potatoes, sweet potatoes or something, all study and study, eat some vegetarian, it is good for our gods." ”

"Zhu Bajie, you, shut up!"

After listening to Zhu Bajie's words, the queen mother was angry, her silver teeth were clenched, and she couldn't wait to bite Zhu Bajie to death, what did this fat pig say, what is cabbage, potatoes, the old lady is the queen mother, the head of the fairy, the supreme existence of the three worlds, you let the old lady set up a banquet every time, take cabbage, potatoes to greet the immortals, why my queen mother doesn't want face! I don't want to lose face in heaven!

The Queen Mother gasped angrily, and Zhu Bajie shook her head at this time and said: "Hey, if you don't listen to the old pig, you will suffer in front of you, and if you don't listen to the old pig, you won't be able to eat anything......"

"Zhu Bajie, you get out of here!"

The queen mother picked up the dragon and phoenix and Ming Tao golden bowl on the table and hit Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie saw this and hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch it and said: "Niangniang, don't make trouble, last time my senior brother Sha broke a glass cup (glass cup) for you, you punished him for being a monster in the lower realm for three hundred years, if your bowl is smashed on me, my old pig must not be falsely accused by you, you are a big man, I can't afford to provoke, I can't afford to provoke, don't say it, don't say it."

Zhu Bajie said that he sent the bowl to the table of the Queen Mother with mana, followed by sitting back at the table, and ate the food on the table without raising his head.

The Queen Mother was angry with Zhu Bajie, but she couldn't do anything about Zhu Bajie, after all, Zhu Bajie now does not belong to the official calendar of the heavenly court, but the messenger of Buddhism, and the Queen Mother wants to punish Zhu Bajie, so she must discuss it with the Buddha, otherwise it is easy to cause diplomatic problems.

As the No. 2 person in the heavenly court with great power, the queen mother must consider the consequences of her own actions, the queen mother once again resisted the urge to hurt the pig Bajie, looked at Chang'e again and said: "Chang'e, I don't have time to talk to you, now that the heavenly court is short of meat, can you add a spicy rabbit head to the heavenly court?"

The Queen Mother stared at the jade rabbit in Chang'e's arms and said, Chang'e was shocked when she heard this, and hurriedly knelt down and begged the queen mother to say: "Niangniang, the jade rabbit has been with the slave family in the Moon Palace for tens of thousands of years, and they have deep feelings for each other, so they can't eat it!"

"Shall I eat it?" The Queen Mother stared at Chang'e viciously, and Fairy Chang'e could only look around pitifully, and at this moment, a handsome man with three eyes on his forehead stood up.

"Niangniang, since Fairy Chang'e is unwilling, don't force the fairy, the rabbit just has that bit of meat, don't eat it!" Just when Chang'e was at a loss, Erlang God suddenly spoke, seeing that Erlang God spoke, all the immortals looked at Erlang God strangely, and they all said that Erlang God likes Chang'e Fairy, and now they stand up to help Chang'e speak, could it be that the two of them really have something?

The immortals couldn't help but diverge their thinking and began to imagine, and some of them had rich associations, and they even thought of the plot below the neck......

"Yo, Erlang God, you also come out to do something, okay, let's not eat rabbits, let's eat dog meat instead!" The Queen Mother looked at Erlang God and said viciously, Erlang God listened to the Queen Mother's words, and her face immediately changed.

"Mother, dogs are good friends of humans, we can't eat them!" As soon as Erlang God heard that he wanted to eat dog meat, he was immediately frightened and pleaded for mercy, and the roaring dog who was following the attendance snorted, burrowed his head under the table, and shivered outside with his ass exposed.

"MD, the dog master originally wanted to come to a banquet to improve his qualifications, but he thought that he had planted himself in before the banquet, I said the second master, the second master, the queen mother wants to eat spicy rabbit head, you let people eat it, eat spicy rabbit head, it's better than eating dog meat hot pot! Woohoo......"

"Hahaha...... Niangniang, I agree with eating dog meat, when my monkey brother wanted to make this broken dog shabu-shabu, but it was not realized, I didn't expect this year Niangniang to have such Yaxing, so what, I was the first to approve of eating dog meat! ”

Zhu Bajie heard that the Queen Mother had spread the war to the Roaring Sky Dog, and hurriedly helped, for two reasons, the first Erlang God seemed to be a love rival, and the second Roaring Sky Dog This broken dog was really annoying, and Zhu Bajie had long wanted to taste this dog meat.

"Zhu Bajie, are you itchy and itchy, you owe a beating!" When Erlang God saw that Zhu Bajie dared to talk, he was immediately furious and glared at Zhu Bajie viciously.