Chapter 401: Fighting Lungs and Weasels
Foolish Ji was extremely calm, smiling lightly, he said, "Great God, you really dare to say it." The nine-volume collection in my hand is the only one, and it is the collection of the great writer Laman Laman a hundred years ago. Do you know that?"
Boom! Dafen's wife was like being hit on the head by a copper cone, and the person couldn't stand steadily, staggered, and took a few steps forward to stabilize his body. But the great god's face was full of shock.
Mourning Teacher Romana, how Dafen's wife doesn't know. As long as everyone in the Daredevil Kingdom writer world knows her name, she wore a mask when she debuted, and no one has ever seen her true face, only that she is a young woman. When other writers were writing pure (情qíng), Teacher Wai Luo Manga was the master of the mudslide and heavy metal in the writers' world, because she wrote small (silenced) essays, and they were very popular, breaking the legend of the literary world.
"You, the nine-volume manuscript in your hand is ......," Dafen's wife said again after she had calmed down.
"It's the work of the gods of Teacher Mourning Romang!" said infatuatedly.
"The work of the gods, is it "My Brother Can't Be So Cold", the protagonist of the book is a dull (silent) stupid comparison, and if he doesn't do anything, there are a lot of sisters around him, which is simply enviable. I really want to kill that guy. ”
"Yes! The collection in my hand is "My Brother Can't Be So Cold", the male protagonist is Takasaka Jingdong, the female protagonist is Takasaka Mina, and the five poorer girls are others. Mr. Wai Romana depicts Takasaka Jingle as a thing that looks like a robot cat, and he can pull out all kinds of small props from the front pocket of his clothes, all of which are useful and versatile. The female protagonist had a very good relationship with the male protagonist when she was a child.,But since the male protagonist became a high school student,The relationship between them has become very strange.,Takasaka Dingdong no longer ignores his sister.,When she's air.,And Takasaka Mina bites the handkerchief every day.,Look at her Ernie sauce hatefully.,I don't understand why he's so cold.。 Until one day,Mina Takasaka discovered the secret of the male lead.,It turns out that my brother is a member of the idol group 'Matt Kill'.,It's still the lead singer.,And in charge of writing songs.。 ”
"Uh-huh, I know. "Da Fon's wife said the great god. After his sister discovers her brother's secret, she talks to him about her life that night, and Takasaka Clank is threatened by her sister, and if he doesn't improve the relationship between the two, Takasaka Mina will announce to her family that Takasaka Clank is the big killer of Matt. ”
"yes, killing Matt wasn't a welcome thing to do at the time. Takasaka had no choice but to compromise. signed an agreement with Mina Takasaka, and every day in front of her, shouting for her life, if the attitude is not sincere enough, you need to start again. Takasaka Jingle called him fooled, he didn't want to play with his sister, but his pigtails were in the hands of others, and his sister asked him to braid, so he could only do it. Ji said. "I've always wondered why 'My Brother Can't Be So Cold' and why Mr. Lamanda wants to portray a younger sister and not a younger brother in the book, if it were a younger brother, it would be perfect. If you think about it, the younger brother of ( heat rè) ( love qíng), the indifferent brother , there will be an indescribable feeling between them (情 qíng). ”
"Ji Lao, you think too much. Just go and write the same person.,Convert Takasaka Mina into Xing.,Be that man.,And his brother Takasaka Dingdang Gao Ji.。 I believe that many old people and rotten girls will go to read it, I am not interested, and you don't have to put your (love) on me (身shēn). Dafen's wife said.
"Hand over the nine-volume manuscript board of Teacher Wai Romana. An old man like you doesn't deserve it, only a great god like me deserves to collect it. Dafen's wife said again. He stretched out his hand and asked directly, as if he took it for granted. Great God, you hurry up and kneel (silence).
Although Crazy Ji is a hardcore fan of the "Friendly Army Gao Meng" god, his character is still there, and he will not do that blind worship, and even think about kidnapping the god and putting him in a small black house, and urging him to update on time with skin (silence) and low-temperature candle oil every day, such readers are real fans, it's strange!" God, if you want to mourn Romanga's handwriting, of course I will fulfill your wishes. But you also have to pay the price. ”
"The price? Do you want to make a (silenced) eye deal with me, Ki Lao. Dafen's wife snorted, her face displeased. "My apprentice Bijin Burial is a bandit, as long as she gives an order, the strongmen within a radius of five hundred miles will gather, and it is easy to take you down. I read that you are my fan, and I don't care too much about you, and I don't kneel down to offer the precious manuscript of Mr. Romana. I have cleaned my hands and am just waiting to admire the masterpiece. I heard that her handwriting is beautiful, but she has a murderous atmosphere. ”
"Killing spirit, God, don't be stupid. The manuscript of the teacher is very sloppy, I can't recognize many words, and it is simply not written by a normal person. Believe it or not. ”
With a flick of his left sleeve, a scroll of manuscripts flew out, and the ink fragrance was elegant, like the fresh smell of willow leaves on the branches. Da Fen's wife and god were suddenly relaxed and happy, and the spiritual platform was like the wind of the beginning (spring chūn) swept by, clear and immaculate. "What a mourning teacher, I smelled her temperament before I could read her manuscript. ”
"You'll be disappointed in no time. "Foolishly. But God, if you want to open the teacher's manuscript, you still have to think about it.
The handwritten manuscript flew to Dafen's wife, but there was a murderous aura hidden under the ink fragrance, which was nothing to ordinary people, but it was different for a great god like Dafen's wife, especially for Xing. "Great God's Light!" Dafen's wife raised her hand and slashed out thirty pillars of light, thud, falling from the sky, and crashing into the manuscript of Teacher Wai Romanga.
"What, it's not a girl, but a man. Damn, idiot, why can't you just find me a girl? I want a sister, a sister, a sister. "There was a girl's complaint in the manuscript. The machine spirit, she is the machine spirit of the manuscript.
The nine-volume manuscript of the teacher of Mourning Romanga gave birth to a machine spirit, who can be said to be a miniature version of the teacher, more like a figure. Whew, the artifact of the manuscript jumped out, wearing a green (tào) shirt and a hat. "What's going on in the Daredevil Kingdom, is my sister dead? Staying with the man, my heart almost collapsed. ”
"What a guy who can't be loved. Dafen's wife said in her heart. Even so, he threw a handwritten manuscript to get the teacher Romana. If the spirit doesn't know how important it is, kill it. "Even if you look like a teacher, it's hard to touch my heart. "Dafen's wife's eyes are as clear as water, and they are bottomless.
The spirit of the manuscript glanced at the subtle changes in Dafen's wife, and thought, you are the junior of Teacher Lamanda and should respect her, and you don't dare to embarrass me. If it gets out, you won't be in the writer's world. "Idiot, you only brought one volume of manuscript today, where are the other eight volumes. The machine spirit asked, and she gave herself a name, called Teacher Xiao Gut, because her hairpin looked like a roasted sausage, which was very special. On top of that, she's a real foodie.
The teacher said, "Idiot, why don't you answer my question." ”
Idiot Ji said: "Teacher Xiao Gut, don't worry about yourself, the era of Teacher Luo Manga has passed, and you are also an outdated instrument spirit." Get acquainted with each other and keep up with the rhythm of the times, so that you will not be eliminated. Do you know, now it's the world of Ji Laowen, and the heroines in it are all vases or with (silence). Only the feeling between the man and the man (love qíng) lasts forever, ah, ah, the god of the base, why not lower the wisdom and start the journey of countless men to the old man, so that they can go to the right path as soon as possible. ”
The teacher said: "Your brain is really broken, I shouldn't have cooperated with you." Listening to your rhetoric was my biggest mistake when I woke up. It's time to part ways, hand over the remaining eight volumes of manuscripts, and we can still be friends. Otherwise......"
Foolishly said: "Otherwise, threaten me? Ziwei, Golden Lock, Kang'er, take her." ”
Brush! Brush!
Three streamers of light suddenly slashed, one purple, one golden, and one black. Kang Er stands in the middle, with crape myrtle on the left and Golden Lock on the right. Kang Er said: "Master, why don't you destroy her." This woman doesn't want anything, and her temper is so bad, it's a shame that you can put up with her for so long. I don't think it's been a day or two to kill her. Look at my nostrils!" Conr snorted.
With a thud, two long black streams burst out of Kang'er's nostrils, sweeping towards the small intestine teacher.
The teacher was furious, and she was about to scold when she suddenly felt a sense of relaxation, and the manuscript was taken away. "How could it be so fast, that man's eyes flashed with a strange light. The teacher glanced at Da Finn's wife, and knew how terrible he was. "I also heard a lot about him by following the foolish Ji (身shēn), and the future of 'Friendly Army Gao Meng' is limitless, maybe he can change his writing direction and catch up with the popularity of Mr. Wai Luo Manga. At this moment, Mr. Xiao Gu is also optimistic about the "friendly army Gao Meng" and is attracted by the light of the great god he emits.
The nine-volume manuscript of Mr. Laman has changed hands several times, and the successive holders are all big players, big collectors, and some of them are god-level writers. However, none of them were able to gain the approval of the manuscript machine spirits.
Bang! Bang! Two long black streams struck the back of the small intestine teacher's neck, bursting suddenly, and the debris danced like black snowflakes. The small intestine teacher then twisted (body shēn) and looked at the instrument spirit of the fan, "Your nose can be long or short, I don't know if it still has this function after cutting it off?"
On the ground, the fingers of the small intestine teacher are raised, whirring and whirring, drawing in the air, and the concentric circles ((swing dàng) dàng) are opened, the innermost layer is red, and the outermost layer is black, a total of thirty-five circles. "Die, Cond. All I need is your nose and the rest will be burned. ”
Seeing this, Jin Suo shouted: "Humpty Dumpty, do you really think that you are Teacher Mourning Romanga, but you are just a machine spirit born from the teacher's manuscript. You just can't get along with me against Conne. Horizontal locks. ”
With a bang, the golden chains broke through the air, and the chains couldn't stop dancing, like a golden dragon, breaking through thirty concentric circles, and only five circles remained. The small intestine teacher was also surprised, "Ah, how could I be suppressed by her!"
Before the small intestine teacher could think of it, the last five concentric circles also exploded. Whew, the golden chains wrapped around him, tightening the neck of the small intestine teacher. At the same time, the golden glow was so strong that she couldn't open her eyes.
Ziwei's one-eyed eyes turned, and she didn't want to see Jin Suo in the limelight, "Good sister, I'll help you." "Purple Ruyi's instrument spirit Dao, she threw her colorful sleeves and danced, and the purple light needle that was as dense as a cow's hair suddenly pierced out, and also (shot shè) to the instrument spirit of the manuscript.
Ding Ding Ding! Ding Ding Ding The purple light needle also hit the golden chain, "Oh, it's inaccurate, no wonder I." Ziwei said. She did it on purpose, all because it was unpleasant to look at the golden lock.
Kang Er froze, his nostrils closed, and he didn't dare to breathe. Ziwei and Golden Lock Fighting Method, he doesn't dare to help anyone, and whoever he helps will become another person's enemy. "I'm not in a good situation. As soon as Kang Er turned (body shēn), he wanted to escape back to the group fan.
Brush, brush! Two young men flew over and stopped Con'er. It was the Pipi Shrimp and the Green-capped Crane, who shot at the same time to prevent the spirit of the fan from returning to its place. You know, the two of them have suffered a lot in the inner world of the fan, and Kang Er "has made a lot of contributions". Retaliation, Pipi Shrimp and Green-capped Crane saw the right time and resolutely took revenge on Kang'er. Taking advantage of his illness, it is unlikely that he will die, but it is still possible to make Kang Er suffer some hardships.
"You two fools. Kang Er said angrily, dodge, don't flash again, don't blame me, you're welcome. Pipi shrimp and green-capped cranes are all men, not women, so Kang Er didn't bother to pity them. As long as he didn't kill them, Fool Ji wouldn't blame Kang'er, and because he knew this, the machine spirit of the fan didn't hesitate to take action. Bang bang, bang! Pipi shrimp and green-capped cranes don't know how many palms they have received.
"Let me do it. Bijin was buried and said, she was the only rotten girl among all the people present, and when she saw Pipi Shrimp and Green-capped Crane being beaten, she couldn't bear it, "Fool, the two little Xian (meat ròu) were damaged by you, how Gao Ji, don't you know (love ài) cherish them." ”
"Hey, woman, that's what you're for, just let them Gao Ji, the rest doesn't matter. Condau. In the gap between talking to Bijin Burial, he slapped his left palm forward, and the air wave ((swing dàng) dàng) opened, shaking off the skin shrimp and the green-capped crane.
Poof! The man who had been transformed into a shrimp immediately vomited thirty liters of blood. Tons of black blood also rushed out of the mouth of the green-capped crane, and the blood flowed like a river, and it was ready to row. "Kang'er, you're so ruthless. The two said bitterly.
When Bijin saw the funeral, she also felt distressed. "No, you two, don't give up on yourself, before you die, before your body cools down, hurry up, and then Gao five times! ”
Hearing the words of Bijin Burial, the situation of Pipi shrimp and green-capped crane vomiting blood became even more serious. In particular, the shrimp were almost soaked in the river of blood, facing down on their backs, and then vomiting blood. The green-capped crane (身shēn) sprang out two wings, and he flapped his wings and flew steeply. The rotten girl in the capital is terrible, and when he sees it today, the known rumors are true, and even surpassed. "Leave, I'm leaving this damn woman. "Whew, the green-topped crane rushed to the sky, (body shēn) turned into blue light, tearing open the void, like a blue rainbow rising through the sky.
"It's not interesting enough, it's not interesting then. Only then did Pipi Shrimp get up from the river of blood, and caught a glimpse of the green-capped crane flying away. "Shouldn't friends be blessed and share hardships? Green-capped crane, you will lose this baby. Pippi Shrimp roared.
Where does the green-topped black-billed white crane care about the cry of the shrimp, "The shrimp who lost their home, don't speak." I'm too busy to take care of myself, where is the time to lock you up. Friends, ask for more blessings. "The green-capped crane flies faster.
While!
As a result of being able to see the direction clearly, the green-capped crane hit an object, only to feel dizzy, the skull seemed to be cracked, and the limbs were about to be scattered.
Hasuhime Furnace.
The green-capped crane crashed into the lotus stove. And the spirit of the Divine Furnace stood behind, covering his mouth with his sleeve and chuckling a few times. I didn't mean to laugh at the green-capped crane, I just thought it was funny, and it was too late for anyone to let him bump into him and remind him.
was about to attack, but when the green-capped crane saw the arrival, his arrogance suddenly disappeared. He didn't dare to tear the spirit of the Lianji furnace, Kang'er, Ziwei, and Jin Suo were still not sure to win against this woman, let alone him.
"I'll remember to look at the road next time. The green-capped crane dropped these words and fled again. Crazy Ji didn't ask his contract beasts to do anything, they just roamed freely.