People have troubles in life, and the difference is just the number of them. The same is true of the great god, "friendly army Gao Meng" is a great god in the writer world, and he also has troubles. He was also active in the painting world as "Dafen's wife". However, the friends he made in the art world were all beautiful girls. Every time they chatted with Dafen's wife, they would sigh and say, "Oh, why is Dafen's wife not a girl, but a man." If it's a girl, everyone can be a good sister. ”

Every time she hears this, Dafen's wife will have heartache and blood and tears. "That's right, that's how it is. As long as I can become a girl, I can open the door to a new world. Self-deprecating Ji Ji, I want to self-determinate Ji Ji!" The idea is there, but it takes a lot of courage to really implement it, and Da Finn's wife can't do it. His personality has long been divided into two parts, half is "friendly Gao Meng", half is Dafen's wife, and "friendly Gao Meng" and Dafen's wife are lovers.

This one is embarrassed. So Dafen's wife was quite troubled. Even his apprentices and machine spirits can't help him, and if he wants to get out of the predicament, he can only save himself. Moreover, the great god does not need friends, because the great god is high up and will only look up to the living beings in the world, and look down on the clouds with a cold eye in an arrogant attitude.

"There's no way, I can only become a women's clothing boss. Dafen's wife said. "I'm so excited, in my personality setting, I'm a human ////wife myself. ”

Aha, hahahaha! Women's clothing lao, what a wonderful word, as long as I want to do it, I will definitely succeed. Dafen's wife has made up her mind to put on women's clothes and mingle with the girls in the painting world, girlfriends are king, everyone can discuss other girls' wrongs together, speak ill of them behind their backs, and slander them fiercely. Hostile to the outside, and occasionally scheming internally, this is a girlfriend.

"Women's clothing lao, I want to be women's clothing lao!" Dafen's wife said excitedly.

Miaoyu Pavilion, Yunshang Room. There are two rows of wardrobes here, and in them are all women's clothes, including traditional clothes, indescribable love (silence) clothes, and the emperor's new clothes. Dafen's wife hesitated for a long time, not knowing which one to wear. It takes courage to take the first step, and when you become proficient in the future, you will be able to do it easily, and there will be no psychological discomfort. "How beautiful, I am clearly a great beauty in the mirror. Dafin's wife said sadly, "Why is there no one pursuing a beautiful woman like me!"

Brush!

In the cloud room, a figure is coming, and when it lands, the fragrance of Ji Lao spreads, just like the fragrance of April in the world, which is more than the fragrance of peach blossoms. It's a fool, Daji is here. Uh-huh, I couldn't help nodding, the great god is really very tasteful, you want to wear women's clothes, wear it, wear it. It turns out that you have chosen to be receiving. It's good, I'm the one who attacks! Crazy Ji can be attacked, and you can change roles freely. "Friendly Gao Meng Great God, don't be shy, do whatever you have to do, I just look at you quietly, and I feel in a good mood. Ji said. "Friend's eyes, I've come to the right place, and I can see the shameful scene of the great god (silence), and it's worth the trip. ”

"You're on the side!" said Dafen's wife, angrily. Hundreds of handprints were pressed and slapped on the face, shoulders, milkmuscles, legs, and feet, and the ground cracked three feet, but the fool was suspended on the gravel, and he said: "Great God, even if you don't update, it's nothing, I don't care anymore, make a (silenced) eye deal with me, and I will help you hide the true identity of the women's clothing big lao." You're so cute, you're such a boy. Hahahaha, so happy. ”

"Get the hell out of here. Who let you in, Bijin Burial, Lian Ji, you two shit, eat me and drink me, don't you work, when I'm a philanthropist!" Dafen's wife roared. With a bang, the roof of the Yunshang room exploded, and under the light, Ji Lao and the women's clothing elder couldn't open their eyes.

"Oh yes, master, you are despised by the great god, do you need us to do something. Pippi Shrimp said, it was the first to rush forward, mainly to please the idiot. Of course, if it were to be the first to die, it would never be possible, it would have escaped faster than anyone else. The skin of the shrimp is also very thick, otherwise it would not be a brother to the green-capped crane.

The green-capped crane also flew in, and it took on a human form, a green-haired boy, too long, his eyes were as sharp as knives, and his mouth seemed to be stained with ink, very black. "Pippi shrimp, don't be rude. The green-capped crane said, "What the master decides, what does it matter to you." You just stay on the sidelines. ”

This was followed by a pair of Ruyi, and below the Ruyi was a fan. It's just that the fan is illuminated by two light curtains, and it can't stop swinging, as if it is afraid of them. It's no wonder that the instrument spirit "Kang Er" of the group fan, he and Zi Ruyi's instrument spirit Ziwei, and Jin Ruyi's instrument spirit golden lock all have (silenced) feelings that are not easy to say in detail. In the fan, Kang Er hid in the crack of the stone, at this time, he became a cricket, he could hide in the ground and never fly into the sky, he could hide in the fan, and never jump out, who did not cherish his little life, unless he was a fool and a madman. Kang Er was conscious, and he thought about taking Ziwei and Jinlock at the same time, just to make trouble for himself, no wonder others.

The infatuated contract beasts and magic weapons are here, and Dafen's wife's machine spirit and female apprentice have appeared in a leisurely manner, and they are not in a hurry or impatient. Bijin Fu said: "Master, you want to become a //// state, I don't care. Women's clothing big lao is actually nothing, why hide me, am I not worthy of your trust. ”

The spirit of the lotus furnace also said: "Master, the length of the skirt you are carrying in your hand is not good, it is better to be shorter." Well, your (muffled) hair needs to be cleaned up as well. The girl doesn't have that much hair. ”

If nothing happened, Bijin Funeral and Lotus Ji commented on the owner of the Miaoyu Pavilion. They are not worried that Dafen's wife will retaliate against them, anyway, there are few people in the Miaoyu Pavilion, without them, Dafen's wife is the lonely owner of the pavilion. She also led the mountain people to get rich, she was bored and bored to death, and besides, Dafen's wife did not have a good relationship with the locals. If it weren't for the mediation of the Bijin Burial, the Miaoyu Pavilion might have been demolished by that group of bandits.

Pipi Shrimp saw that the green-capped crane had become a human, and he didn't want to be left behind, his tail curled, and then bounced off, and the person stood up, snorted, and a cloud of mist exploded. It has also become a boy, but it is much shorter than the green-haired boy, and its back is arched and not straightened.

Ziwei and Jinsuo are still vindictive, and no one will let anyone. Jin Suo said: "One-eyed girl, you probably can't see the situation clearly, Kang Er is my person, you are so interesting, take the initiative to quit, we can still be sisters, you Bichi!"

Ziwei said angrily: "You are a cheap maid like a little maid, and you dare to quarrel with me, you just don't know whether you are alive or dead." Do you really want to die? ”

Jin Suo said: "Let Kang Er make his own choice." ”

Ziwei said: "Okay." If the parties don't come out, there's not much point in arguing outside. Con'er, how long are you going to hide in the fan? If you don't get out again, I'll burn the fan!"

Jin Suo said: "When Sister Ziwei sets fire, I will add oil and make wind!"

In the fan, Kang Er, who became a cricket hiding in the crack of the stone, cried endlessly, the baby was bitter, they love me so much, who made me handsome, and there is also Da Ji Ji. "But I won't go out unless you actually burn the fan. Hahaha, the master won't let you do anything wrong. ”

"It's useless. ”

The spirit of the lotus furnace, she leaned over, slapped out, and whew, the divine furnace crashed into the fan. Bang! The fan shook, the small world inside, the mountains and rivers shattered, and the spirit that turned into a cricket was furious, what a blind woman, Lianji, I hate you! The cricket screamed in a shrill voice, and through the fan, the sound wave was like an arrow, shooting towards Lianji.

"I thought you were dead. Renji laughed. She grabbed the Divine Furnace in her right hand and smashed it into the fan again, ignoring the sound waves. Bang bang, the fan was smashed and sparks burst out, and the inside had already become a pot of porridge, and Kang Er had no place to hide, and he didn't dare to show people with crickets. "Since you let me out, then I'll get out!" Tearing open the fan, Con jumped out. "Ziwei, Golden Lock, Lianji, don't do this. I love you, let's get along. If words can't express my love for you, let me prove it with a (muffled) bar!"

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Crape Myrtle, Golden Lock, and Lianji are all stunned. They all thought that the guy must have been kicked in the head, or he was delirious.

"Hey, this is the spirit of the fan. What a plain man. I don't know why you're sipping vinegar for him. "The rotten girl Bijin is buried. She couldn't see anything outstanding about Con'er, after all, the man's finches were hidden in his pants, which one had the ambition of a bird.

Ziwei said: "Girl, look at his nose, his nose!"

Jin Suo also said: "Yes." ”

Bijin said: "Isn't it very ordinary. ”

Ziwei said: "That's wrong, when Kang Er lies, his nose will get longer, you know!"

Jin Suo said: "Uh-huh!"

Bijin burial: "——"

Lianhime: "-"

Hey, girls, you're playing so high, are we too old to keep up with you? Don't say things here that people don't want to know and that are clearly understood.

Kang Er said: "Hahaha, this new girl, you are as beautiful as a rose, I took a fancy to you at a glance, it was fate that made us meet!"

Jin Suo and Ziwei didn't say anything, clenched their fists, and greeted Kang Er directly. Lian Ji stood aside, her face indifferent. Bijin Fu said: "Lian Ji, you know him, strange thing! Why I don't know, the owner of the fan, he is the first time to meet the master, why do you know his instrumental spirit." I won't let you go unless you give me a reasonable explanation. I will kill the women who threaten my master, and I will not let any of them go, even you!"

Lian Ji said: "Self-righteous little girl. I've been with my master longer than you, and I do know the spirit of the fan, and I'm also friends with Golden Lock and Ziwei. Do you have an opinion?"

Bijin said: "Hmm, are you an undercover agent, that Ji Lao arranged an undercover agent next to the master." ”

Lian Ji said: "You think too much. You should care more about Conr than I am, his Armstrong Boom is in good spirits because he saw you. ”

Bijin Funeral was surprised: "Nani. When she looked up, she saw a man's rolling pin that was indescribably long.

Jin Suo said: "Kang'er, say you like me the most!"

"I like the Golden Lock!"

Ziwei smiled: "Hahaha, Golden Lock, my good sister, look, Kang'er's nose has become longer, he's lying, he's lying! He doesn't like you at all, now you're dead, and you're still fighting with me, what do you do to win Kang'er's heart." ”

Jin Suo said: "Ah, my heart, my heart is broken! Kang'er, why are you doing this to me, do you like Ziwei?"

Kang Er said: "I like crape myrtle!"

Then the nose of the fan machine spirit lengthened again.

Ziwei was choked, her smile froze on her face, her one eye bloomed with a fierce light, and her anger burst out, "Kang'er, you bastard, what's the matter, why don't you like me!"

At this time, Bijin said, "Kang'er, what you like is Lianji." ”

Kang Er was silent at first, and then whispered, "I like Lianji. ”

All the women looked at the spirit of the fan, and saw that his nose had changed to a normal form.

Lian Ji was also surprised, and looked at Kang Er in surprise, what, what, how could that guy like me! I haven't met him a few times, don't be kidding. Sensing that the color of crape myrtle and gold was not good, Lian Ji stepped back, whew, her sleeves rolled up, wrapped in the divine furnace, and fled at the same time.

Bijin Funeral just thought it was fun, "I seem to have done something superfluous." She said.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Kang Er was obviously a funny man, but he couldn't say a word in the face of Jin Suo, Ziwei, Lianji, Pipi Shrimp, Green-capped Crane, Da Fen's wife, Crazy Ji and others.

Brush!

A purple light burst out, thousands of zhang long, ten zhang wide, bright and shining, cold and cold, enveloping the earth. Lian Ji hid far away and felt uncomfortable. Hostility, Lian Ji felt the piercing hostility from Ziwei.

Jin Ruyi turned around and flew towards Lian Ji. "Lian Ji, you are really scheming, I really can't see it, obviously I and I are sisters, but behind the back (silence) with my boyfriend, is this what you have always done, it is disgraceful. "Golden Lock Airway.

Things are getting so troublesome, what's wrong with me. The spirit of the Lotus Furnace. Whew, as soon as she turned around, the lotus incense suddenly rose, and she sank into the divine furnace. Out of sight is pure, she has nothing to say to Jinsuo, Ziwei, and Kang'er. "You like to tear up, just do it, don't pull me. Lian Ji said in her heart.

And the wife of Dafen, the owner of the Miaoyu Pavilion, was also standing aside, and suddenly felt that it was so boring today, and the sisters in the painting world did not come to play with him, and a Ji Lao came, which is a bad thing. The men are all made of mud, so what's the use of asking for it. At least give me a woman who made cement. Dafen's wife stretched out her sleeves, swept away the wardrobe of the cloud room, and strode away. "Apprentice, send-off. I'm tired of being a teacher and don't want to see people. ”

Foolishly said: "Great God, before you leave, I just want to ask you one word. ”

Dafen's wife said, "I loved!"

Idiot Ji said: "What I want to ask is, great god, Gao Ji no! I like you, whether you are a //// state or a big lao in women's clothing, it doesn't matter." I am rare to be a person like you, so I will tolerate everything about you. ”

Dafen's wife said: "It's a pity, I'm not interested in Ji Lao. ”

Ji Ji said: "Great God, are you sincere?"

Dafen's wife said, "Yes." ”

Ji Ji said: "Friendly army Gao Meng!"

Dafen's wife said: "My disciple, send off guests!"

Ji Ji said: "I have nine volumes, great god, do you want to know the contents of it." ”

Dafen's wife said, "There is no book in the Night Demon Kingdom that can catch my attention anymore, unless it is ......"