Chapter 187: Couplet Competition
Since it was Lu Gaoxuan's method, it was naturally him who stood up and took the lead. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
He arched his hand towards Gao Xianda and the others, and said, "Lord Rui, everyone, Lu Mou is not talented, come out first and throw bricks and jade." ”
Zhou Peigong was born in the imperial examination, and he is also familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics. Seeing that Lu Gaoxuan was a scholar, he took the initiative to stand up and said, "Brother Lu, let me talk to you." ”
Lu Gaoxuan said: "Okay, since we are all readers, let's play some things as readers." How about a couplet? ”
Zhou Peigong didn't seem to be very good at this, and was a little stunned. However, there are no other cultural people around, and since he has already stood up, he can't go back, so he can only admit: "Please Brother Lu to ask the question." ”
Lu Gaoxuan said: "I'm out of Shanglian: smooth sailing and good years after year." ”
Zhou Peigong said: "All the best. ”
Lu Gaoxuan said again: "A hundred years of heaven and earth have returned to vitality. ”
Zhou Peigong said: "Unify the mountains and rivers. ”
These are ordinary pairs on the couplet spectrum, and even they are often posted on the people's homes, so it is not difficult, and Zhou Peigong is naturally not a problem. Lu Gaoxuan is going to make a start, say some auspicious words, and make everyone happy.
But after laying the groundwork twice, he changed his playing style and had a problem, saying: "The first three towers of the Three Pagoda Temple, the tower, the tower, the tower." ”
This can stump Zhou Peigong.
He thought for a long time, then looked at Zeng Leyan next to him, and then he had an idea, and said: "I'll give you the right one: five layers of platform behind Wutai Mountain, platform, platform, platform." ”
He's barely right.
Lu Gaoxuan saw that Zhou Peigong was on the right side again, his eyes rolled, and he said: "This time I will give you a difficult time, if you are right, even if I lose." ”
Zhou Peigong even made a few pairs, and he also had some bottom in his heart, and said, "Just say it." ”
Lu Gaoxuan said: "I am out of Shanglian: Nantong Prefecture, North Tongzhou, North and South Tongzhou. ”
Tongzhou is a place name, there is Tongzhou in the capital, and there is also a place called Tongzhou in Jiangsu, and the two places are important cities connecting the canal. It is also quite difficult to come across such a coincidental place name.
This time, Zhou Peigong was stumped.
He didn't have an answer when he thought about it. looked at Gao Xianda helplessly, and wanted to admit defeat.
Gao Xianda didn't know anything about the Spring Festival couplets, and it was quite easy to see that he had answered a few couplets before, but this time Lu Gaoxuan's couplets were messy, he didn't know what to say, so he naturally knew that it was very difficult.
Therefore, Gao Xianda didn't complain about him, laughed, picked up the wine glass, and said: "Haha, the two gentlemen's literary thinking is really wonderful, and I, a big boss, don't understand it at all." This time, even if we lose......"
He was talking, and before he could say the words, Zhou Peigong said, "Slow, I know!" ”
Lu Gaoxuan looked at Zhou Peigong, frowned, and said, "Oh, then I would like to hear about it." ”
Zhou Peigong said: "East pawnshop, West pawnshop, East and West pawnshop are things." ”
This couplet is very neatly matched. And it is perfect for east and west to north and south.
Lu Gaoxuan was stunned for a moment. He didn't seem to expect Zhou Peigong to be able to match it.
He just said that if Zhou Peigong can still match this couplet of his, even if he loses. Since he folded for a while, his face naturally looked a little unpleasant. He said to Zhou Pei fairly: "This benevolent brother, since we said that it was two people who gave the order, and others were to guide it, I'm afraid it's not good." ”
Zhou Peigong didn't speak, but Wang Yu behind him said: "Your couplet is very easy, and there is not only one way to match, General Zhou wants to match it very simply." Even I can do a couple of downlinks. ”
Lu Gaoxuan's martial arts are very high, and his ear power is also good. Just when he was talking in Gao Xianda, he seemed to hear someone talking to Zhou Peigong. This kind of kung fu is called sound transmission into the secret, that is, the internal power is used to bundle the sound so that only one person can hear it. But the skills of the people who transmitted the sound were not deep enough, so they were heard by Lu Gaoxuan.
But at this time, Gao Xianda was talking, and Gao Xianda's voice was loud, so Lu Gaoxuan was not very sure, so he could only beat Zhou Peigong with words.
Who knew that Zhou Peigong didn't speak, but Wang Yu spoke first.
It's him!
Lu Gaoxuan has always been very confident in himself, but he didn't expect to be confronted by Zhou Peigong, he was unhappy, and Wang Yu ridiculed his couplet again.
Lu Gaoxuan said: "You said there are other ways to deal with it?" Let's hear one. ”
Wang Yu was not ambiguous, and said directly: "What's so difficult about this, listen!" Male students, female students, male and female student boys and girls! ”
This is easy to understand, and even a big boss like Gao Xianda understands it. Everyone in the audience, including Wu Yingxiong's people, immediately burst out laughing.
Sanjin, Fang Yi and other ladies, although it was inconvenient to laugh, but after hearing it, they all hid their faces and smiled. The scene suddenly became very pleasant.
There was only one person who didn't laugh, and that was Lu Gaoxuan. His face flushed, and he hadn't spoken for a long time.
Wu Yingxiong also laughed for a long time, and then remembered that it was his own mistake. He coughed and said, "It's okay, we lost this game." Come on, brothers, talk about it, let's drink one! ”
With that, he took the initiative to pick up the large bowl in front of him, raised his head and drank the wine.
When the others saw it, it was not easy to refuse anymore. Although the fat head and the rootless Taoist are monks, they are also forbidden to drink and meat. Seeing that he had lost, he also took the wine bowl and drank it.
Lu Gaoxuan drank a big bowl of wine, and his face turned even redder. He said angrily: "I still have many couplets to say, let's come again!" ”
Gao Xianda looked at Zhou Peigong inquiringly. Zhou Peigong shook his head.
Gao Xianda said: "Everyone is mainly friendly and drinking, and it is not about winning or losing." What are you doing with all this crepe stuff? ”
What he meant was a different game.
At this time, Wang Yu stood up and said, "It's okay, since Mr. Lu likes couplets, I'll play with him for a while!" ”
Gao Xianda said: "If you can be right, you can be right." Don't keep telling jokes about the birth of men and women! ”
When he spoke, he couldn't hide his smile.
Lu Gaoxuan was annoyed by Wang Yu's ridicule just now, so he said, "Okay, I'll be right with you!" My upper link is: the north goose flies in the south, the wings are divided into east and west! ”
It's good for him this time, and he won't leave Wang Yu to go north and south. He said everything in the couplet.
He said to himself, "Boy, look at you this time!" ”
Wang Yu blinked his eyes and said calmly: "I'll give you the right one: the southern goose flies in the north and the wings in the west and the east divide the top!" ”
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In other words, although the south is facing the north, the east is facing the west, Wang Yu is on the right. But didn't he just adjust the order of the other party's uplink! (To be continued.) )