Chapter 188: It turns out that it's all cross talk jokes!
Therefore, as soon as Wang Yu's next link came out, the audience was shocked. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info then everyone burst into laughter.
Everyone can understand that Wang Yu is clearly ridiculing Lu Gaoxuan.
The green tendons on Lu Gaoxuan's head were about to jump up, and he said angrily: "Your couplet is not qualified." You use all my words, it doesn't conform to the rules, this time it's you who lose, drink! ”
Wang Yu said: "Oh, so it's so right and not in accordance with the rules? It's okay, your couplets are so simple, I'll change it for you. ”
Wang Yu spoke lazily, but attracted everyone's attention.
Wang Yu said slowly: "I'll give you the right: the front car and the back rut go up and down about two wheels." ”
As soon as this statement came out, it was quite amazing.
He used the front and back, left and right heights to go up and down Lu Gaoxuan's southeast, northwest, and northwest, which was also quite neat. And one is the north goose flying south, the other is the vehicle traveling, one flying and one leaving, and the artistic conception is also quite consistent.
Zhou Peigong has a deep cultural foundation. Although he is not very good at couplets, he still knows the rules very well. As soon as he heard it, he knew that Wang Yu was very good, so he took the lead in applauding.
Everyone understood and applauded.
This made Lu Gaoxuan even more unable to get off the stage.
He hurriedly continued: "The grass firefly has a bright future, but it is not a fire. ”
Wang Yu replied to him: "Although the lotus dew is round, is it a pearl?" ”
Lu Gaoxuan said again: "Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?" ”
Wang Yu said: "When the earth is a pipa road and a string, which one can play?" ”
The two of them are considered to be on the bar, and even the content of the couplet has changed.
Lu Gaoxuan said that Wang Yu was just the light of grass fireflies, which was embarrassing and useful. Wang Yu said that he was just a drop of dew, what kind of thing?
Lu Gaoxuan also said that he was a chessboard star and a person with a big pattern. Wang Yu went back to him as a pipa road string, no one is worse than anyone else!
Lu Gaoxuan was really angry this time. Seeing that Wang Yu was still young, he directly sacrificed his killing move, and said: "In the deep mountains where the two apes break the wood, the little monkey dares to saw?" ”
This sentence is a pun, and the coupling of the saw and the couplet is homophonic, which is to say that Wang Yu is a little monkey.
Wang Yu sneered and said: "How can an old beast get out of the mud when a horse stumbles? ”
He shot back, and he also used the homonym of hooves and questions to ironically ridicule Lu Gaoxuan as an old brute.
This can make Lu Gaoxuan completely angry.
When he was talking to Zhou Peigong, he was already so angry that his face was red. I drank again, and my blood pressure was a little too high. Next, Wang Yu hit a few words one after another, and his thinking was a little confused.
At this time, several of his successive problems were easily stopped by Wang Yu. He couldn't stand it anymore all of a sudden, and was blinded by the evil fire, and he slammed his back, as if he had turned his back on his breath.
Seeing this, the fat head tuo and the rootless Taoist hurriedly helped him up. The fat head nodded at a few of his acupoints, helped him massage his heart veins, and finally pounded him hard at the mouth of his heart.
Lu Gaoxuan took a "poof" and spit out a mouthful of blood, and then woke up leisurely.
But the way he fainted, everyone saw it.
Winning or losing is secondary, and he will lose the adult this time. Wu Yingxiong's face was gloomy, and he said angrily: "Pull him down." ”
Seeing this, Yang Yizhi hurriedly walked over and stretched out his hand to help.
Lu Gaoxuan gritted his teeth and stood up, and said, "No, I'll go by myself." ”
After saying that, he held on to the table and walked out by himself with difficulty.
He vomited out the blood in his heart, and he had to lose a few years of skill, not to mention. As for when it will recover, it is uncertain.
And the father and son of King Pingxi were ruthless, and this time he lost Wu Yingxiong's face. What Wu Yingxiong will do with him when he turns back is also uncertain.
Gao Xianda said: "Haha, Mr. Lu is very knowledgeable, this fainting is just a momentary anger, and he is a little anxious." Don't punish him! If you keep such a useful person, maybe you will repay your great kindness when you come back! ”
Gao Xianda said no, but he was mentioning Wu Yingxiong. Looking at his expression and demeanor, it seems to be saying, "He lost your person this time, and you punished him." If you don't do it thoroughly, I'm afraid he will take revenge on you in the future! ”
How much Gao Xianda knows, Wu Yingxiong doesn't know. But Wu Yingxiong knew that Lu Gaoxuan's martial arts were very high, and if he really had bad intentions, I am afraid it would be a big trouble.
So Wu Yingxiong's face was uncertain, he turned his head and said a few words to Yang Yizhi, and then turned around again. said to Gao Xianda: "Thank you Lord Rui for reminding us, we lost this game again." Come on, come on, let's drink! ”
After speaking, he took the initiative to pick up the big bowl in front of him, and drank another big bowl.
The fat head and the rootless Taoist had no choice but to drink a big bowl each.
This is a high two-pot head, and two bowls are a pound of wine.
Although they are superb in martial arts, they are also a little drunk.
Gao Xianda stabbed Wang Yu next to him and said, "You kid is very good, you can even couplet?" ”
Wang Yu pursed his lips and whispered: "This has nothing to do with the level of culture. His couplets are not difficult, they are all commonly used in cross talk. I often listen to cross talk, so naturally it will. But his level is not at home. It's not my turn yet, if you want me to do it, you can kill them. ”
Gao Xianda said in his heart: "Although Lu Gaoxuan is a cultural person, after all, the news is blocked. When I met the contractor, they were not on the same level at all. ”
Gao Xianda said to Wu Yingxiong: "Since you lost the last game, you still have the final say in this game." Shall we continue with the couplet, or will we switch to something else? ”
Wu Yingxiong turned his head and looked at the fat head Tuo and the rootless Taoist. He knew that as soon as Lu Gaoxuan left, no one on his side would have a couplet. And it seems that this bodyguard has a very high level of couplets, so it's better to transfer the route quickly.
So Wu Yingxiong said: "It seems that we are willing to bow down to the couplet." Well, let's play something else. ”
Gao Xianda said: "Brother Xian, what do you want to compare, just say it." We're on our side. Anyway, I'm a little thirsty. ”
As soon as Gao Xianda's words came out, the already calm atmosphere was stimulated again. It seems that I am going to release water on purpose.
Wu Yingxiong said: "Big brother, we don't need you to release water, this time we have to use real skills to convince you." ”
Then he turned his head to the rootless Daoist and said, "Dao Chief, please!" ”
The Rootless Daoist nodded and said, "Okay! I'll give it a try. Let's play the most traditional drinking game: Pitcher! ”
They seemed to have been prepared, and they didn't need to send someone to prepare it, so they took out a thin-mouthed bottle and many bamboo skewers the size of chopsticks.
"A group of five, throw it into the pot, and if you get less, you will lose." The Rootless Daoist said.
"Then I'll teach you how to do it!" Seeing that it was a game of throwing darts, Mei Haidao stood up confidently. (To be continued.) )