Chapter 45: Heavenly Court Dietary Reform (4)

Erlang God stared at Zhu Bajie with fierce eyes, Zhu Bajie was stared at by Erlang God like this, instinctively shrunk his neck, and then reacted and glared back at Erlang God and said: "Hmph, three eyes, don't scare my old pig, my old pig is not afraid of you, my old pig also told you, if Niang Niang has to eat your roaring dog today, my old pig will definitely share a dog leg to eat, and I don't accept you to strangle me!" ”

Zhu Bajie shouted at Erlang God, Erlang God listened to Zhu Bajie's words, his face instantly became gloomy, and then Erlang God suddenly said to Zhu Bajie: "Zhu Bajie, if you dare to eat my roaring dog, I will dare to eat your pig ears, let's see who is ruthless!" ”

"Hey, three eyes, it's the mother who wants to eat your roaring dog, what does it have to do with me, what do you always scare me about, forget it, my old pig is too lazy to pay attention to you, if you really make my old pig anxious, my old pig will hide in Huaguo Mountain, and I won't accept you to pinch my monkey brother!"

Zhu Bajie lowered his head and didn't say anything, and then began to eat the fruit in a big gulp, and for a while the whole heavenly court was quiet, and he could only hear the sound of Zhu Bajie gnawing on watermelon.

The immortals in the heavenly court were silent with each other, the queen mother was angry at this time, this heavenly court is going to rebel, this animal can't be eaten, that animal can't be eaten, if there is a celebration in the future, wouldn't it be only possible to put some melons, fruits, pears and peaches to greet the immortals, and if you put melons, fruits, pears and peaches alone, the content of this banquet is too monotonous, which is definitely a damage to the prestige of the heavenly court, so the matter must be solved today, otherwise it will be a big event in the future!

The Queen Mother was a little overwhelmed when she thought of this, now the gods and Buddhas in the sky have all picked out their own animals of the same kind, so that there are very few animals that can be eaten in the heavenly court, let them cancel the animals that are not allowed to eat them, they still don't agree, and even don't hesitate to gang up and resist their own orders, this wind can't rise!

The Queen Mother was very conflicted at this time and wanted to break the game, but she didn't know where to start, so she could only look around, her heart was anxious, what should I do, what should I do?

Just when the Queen Mother was at a loss, Song Zihang, who was sitting on the left-hand side, suddenly stood up, Song Zihang's move immediately attracted the attention of all the immortals in the field, Song Zihang, the big man, is a powerful existence, and his words and deeds are likely to change the outcome of the whole incident.

"!"

Song Zihang got up and said a word, and the queen mother was stunned for a moment and hurriedly looked at Song Zihang and said, "What advice does the emperor have?" ”

Song Zihang heard this and said with a smile: "I don't dare to give advice, it's like this, I want to ask my mother for a will." ”

"Will? What does the emperor want? ”

The Queen Mother frowned and asked, and after Song Zihang finished speaking, the rest of the immortals were all attracted by Song Zihang's question, and Song Zihang begged the Queen Mother to issue a will, which was interesting.

The immortals looked at Song Zihang with curiosity, but Song Zihang looked at the queen mother with a smile and said, "Niangniang, I want to ask Niangniang to issue a ban on stones as the head of all immortals." ”

"Well, the Stone Ban??"

As soon as Song Zihang's stone ban order came out, everyone was confused, what the hell is this?

Song Zihang saw that the immortals were puzzled, and the corners of his mouth turned slightly to look at the queen mother and said: "Niangniang doesn't need to be surprised, it's like this, Poor Dao just saw that all the immortals showed great concern for their own kind, and Poor Dao was deeply moved in his heart, so Poor Dao remembered his identity, Poor Dao is the embodiment of Qingshi, so the stone is the same kind of Poor Dao, and now all the immortals, whether it is building an altar or repairing a cave, use a lot of our bluestone." ”

"Our bluestone was originally cultivated in the mountains, but it was dug up by the immortals and processed into square and round for use, which greatly affected our stone cultivation, and every time I saw a building built of stone, Poor Dao felt pain in his heart, so Poor Dao also wanted to follow the example of your immortals, and asked Heaven to issue a ban on stones, and in the future, no immortals were allowed to use stones to build caves and altars, and violators were severely punished!"

Song Zihang looked at the Queen Mother and the immortals and said, the Queen Mother and the immortals were all stunned when they heard this, what are you doing, you won't even be allowed to use stones to build houses in the future? This is worth it, this stone ban can't be approved!

Thinking of this, the immortals hurriedly glanced at the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother was also stunned by Song Zihang's words, and then said hesitantly: "The emperor doesn't want to joke, this forbidden stone is not allowed by my Heavenly Court!" ”

"Why?"

Song Zihang looked at the queen mother and asked puzzled, the queen mother paused for a moment to look around and handed a color to the immortals, and then the ox and the golden bull of the twenty-eight stars stood up and said: "Emperor, the ban on stones is a joke, this stone is an inanimate thing, unlike our animals, how can it be possible to issue a ban for it?" ”

"Inanimate things, calves, what do you mean by inanimate things, I am made of bluestone, am I inanimate? Zhu Bajie's senior brother Sun Monkey was also born of a stone fetus, is he lifeless? Taishan stone dares to be, it is also born of stone, is he lifeless? If you still say that we are all inanimate people, then I will invite these two people to your house in the coming day, and we will have a detailed talk! ”

Song Zihang looked at Niu Taurus and said, Niu Taurus was speechless when he heard this, he couldn't answer, Niu Taurus didn't dare to say that the above people were not life, you must know that the above few, one is counted as one, and that one is not something that a small twenty-eight constellation can afford to provoke, so Niu Taurus decisively shut up, and the big guy can't afford to provoke.

"Emperor, all these things are born with their uses, this is the principle of heaven and earth, stones are originally used to build houses, if the emperor does not allow everyone to use stones to build houses, I am afraid it is not in line with the principles of heaven!"

Niu Taurus was defeated, at this time the Pleiades star official stood up to speak, Song Zihang listened to the words of the Pleiades star official and smiled slightly: "Little rooster, what you said is very reasonable, everything has his use, such as your chicken clan, the rooster is responsible for crowing, the hen is responsible for laying eggs and eating meat, but a family only needs one rooster, so what if there are extra useless roosters?" There are also hens that are originally used to raise meat to eat, why don't you let people eat them, their role is to give them food, is it not in line with heaven that you don't let people eat them! ”

"This ......"

The Pleiades Star Official opened his mouth, and was suddenly speechless by Song Zihang, what you said is reasonable, big guy.

"Hey, okay, okay, Emperor, don't be angry with them, these two can't speak, but Emperor, this forbidden stone order has been passed a little, and the stones that were built into the house have no blood relationship with the Emperor, so the Emperor should leave them alone!"

Seeing that the Pleiades Star Officer and Niu Taurus were defeated, Erlang God pretended to be a peacemaker and stood up, but as soon as he finished speaking, Song Zihang suddenly smiled: "Xiao Yang Jian, according to my relationship with your parents, I shouldn't refute you, but what you said is a little too biased, let me ask you, since you can't care if you are not related, why are you not allowed to eat dog meat?" Could it be that you are still related to the Howling Sky Dog? ”

"Uh...... I? ”

Erlang God was dumbfounded when he heard Song Zihang's words, and at the same time felt a sense of grievance, blood relationship, Lao Tzu has never been a dog!