"Uncle Zuo!" The two little dolls carved in pink looked at Zuo Shaotang with a smile on their faces: "Are you going out for a walk again?" ”

Zuo Shaotang, who had just changed into a new set of clothes and was about to go out for a walk, was blocked by two dolls at the door.

"The ———— is to inspect the people's feelings, the people's feelings!" Zuo Shaotang hurriedly corrected: "What? Are you both done with your homework for today? ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Of course it's done!" However, Uncle Zuo, didn't you just go out to inspect the people's situation a few days ago? Why do you want to go out again today? ”

Zuo Shaotang replied with a righteous face: "Recently, after the division of our Zhongshu country into two countries, spies from Beizhongshu will come to us from time to time to harass the people, what I want to do is to dress up as ordinary people and see if there are any spies mixed in with us!" You are too young to understand my responsibility! ”

"Oh? ——————" Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei rolled his eyes and said, "But His Royal Highness Uncle Yan also said that he wanted to inspect the people's feelings!" I don't know if it's the same as Uncle Zuo's? ”

"Same! Same! Zuo Shaotang was unaware for a while and suddenly fell for it: "It's all people's feelings, naturally it's all the same!" ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei suddenly leaned up affectionately, and all kinds of coquettishness: "Then Uncle Zuo will take us with you?" We're going to contribute to the barracks too! ”

"Uh———— this, this!" Zuo Shaotang was suddenly a little embarrassed, he was going to be chic and happy, with two little things to figure out what's going on!

"Could it be that Uncle Zuo wants to go out to be chic and happy, so he deliberately didn't take us?" Wan Tianbao pretended to look at his younger brother Wan Tianbei with a surprised expression: "Tianbei, I never thought that our master would be such a person!" Lustful, merry! Avarice! Not righteous! ————”

Ahem, ahem, I really didn't teach this! I never teach my children like this, I guess their mothers taught me! Definitely!

"You kids, how can you talk nonsense! I'm really sensitive to the people's feelings! Zuo Shaotang secretly complained, why was he not entangled by these two children or their mother every time he came to the circle? These two children are okay to say, at most, they are pestering themselves to teach them all kinds of skills, and their mothers directly ask themselves for all kinds of treasures! All kinds of treasures!! You ask her colleagues up and down the barracks, how many people are left that she didn't sweep, right?

"Then, Uncle Zuo might as well take us! We promise not to tell His Royal Highness Uncle Yan about your outing, okay? Wan Tianbao and Wan Tianbei tempted him in unison: "We will be very well-behaved!" Never run around, never get into trouble! ”

"Really? Obedient? Don't run around? Don't get into trouble? Zuo Shaotang deliberately put on a straight face and said: "If you can't do it, then what should I do?" ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei glanced at each other, there is a door! The two of them said in unison: "Then let Uncle Zuo tell my mother, as long as my mother knows, we will definitely be punished most severely!" We are not stupid, how can we dig a hole for ourselves? ”

The two little guys said while doing the same action, spreading their hands, and their faces were as innocent as they were!

Hey, this innocent expression is really like their mother's mother!

"Well, I'm scared of you! Remember, you can't run around! Otherwise, I'll spank you! Zuo Shaotang said with a tiger face.

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei's eyebrows jumped, and he replied with a wicked smile: "Yes, yes, we will definitely be obedient!" It will definitely be very obedient! ”

Zuo Shaotang thought for a while and said, "In this way, it's really eye-catching to take you out like this!" We're going to have to do a bit of a makeover before we get out! ”

The three of them, an adult and two children, turned around and went back to the room, and when they came out after a while, all three of them had changed their clothes.

Walking to the guard, Zuo Shaotang said with a big grin: "I want to go out!" ”

The guard glanced at the two big baskets behind Zuo Shaotang, I'm really embarrassed to say that you open the basket and let me take a look, right?

"Ahh This is a personal souvenir given to me by His Royal Highness King Yan! How? Would you like to take a look at it too? Zuo Shaotang said with a big grin.

The people in the barracks all know the relationship between King Yan and Zuo Shaotang, no, they should all guess eight or nine, and know that King Yan has a different kind of feelings for this Zuo Shaotang!

Who would dare to look at the gift he gave?

The guards hurriedly released the people!

Zuo Shaotang took the two children out of the barracks in such a grand manner.

Leaving the barracks, the two children were like blowing up the nest, and they were happy.

After walking for almost an hour, I came to the downtown area.

On the street, a man with long eyebrows was holding a fortune-telling sign with a sad face, and there were two little children in front of him who were happier than pigs.

It's said that it's to experience the people's feelings! How to experience it if you don't walk among the people?

Bah! Blame yourself for owing to it!

"This sister, I think you are so familiar, where do we seem to have met?" Wan Tianbao looked up at a young girl, affectionately reached out to hold the other party's hand and kept shaking, the girl had to squat down and answer him: "Little brother, it's the first time we've met!" Sister doesn't know you! ”

"Wow! What a big steamed bun! Wan Tianbao's mouth opened wide, and her eyes were fixed on the girl's chest.

"Silly boy, why is there a steamed bun on my sister? It's so cute! The young girl smiled and touched Wan Tianbao's head.

"But sister, I really think we've met before!" Wan Tianbao still didn't let go of the young girl's hand, and said calmly: "If you don't believe that my sister hugs me, you'll know!" ”

The young girl was about to refuse, but Wan Tianbao suddenly said with a look of grievance: "Sister, don't you like me?" So don't like to hug me? But my sister is so beautiful, Tianbao likes my sister so much! Sister, you are so drifting, do you have a mother-in-law? ”

The young girl burst out laughing, she really couldn't walk, so she could only squat down, gently hugged Wan Tianbao, and said, "Okay, now that my sister has hugged you, don't cry your nose!" ”

Wan Tianbao took the opportunity to put his little paw on the chest of the young girl, wow, my sister's steamed bun is so big!

And over there, Wan Tianbei said to a sexy young woman in her thirties with a serious face: "Sister! Do you want to do a hexagram? I can tell you have a deep sorrow! ”

The sexy young woman who was stopped was suddenly happy, squatted down, and said, "Whose child is this, it's really interesting to talk!" ”

Wan Tianbei still said with a serious face: "Sister, although your smile is very bright, I know that you must have a lot of helplessness!" It's okay, hug me! I will pass on all my happiness to you! ”

The sexy young woman laughed, gently hugged Wan Tianbei, patted him on the back and said, "You kid is so funny!" My age is more than enough to be your aunt, and you still call me sister? ”

Wan Tianbei said with a serious face: "What? Sister, please don't make such jokes! My sister looks no more than fifteen years old at most, how can she be my aunt? ”

Well, no woman can resist this trick! No!! Never!

The sexy young woman suddenly burst into joy and kissed Wan Tianbei on the face to show her love for Wan Tianbei!

Zuo Shaotang blocked his face with a signboard, he was really faceless! At his own age, the means of picking up girls are not as good as two children who are only eight years old!

Oh my God, send down a divine thunderbolt and kill me! Why are there such children in the world! Why is there such a self-taught pickle genius in the world!

Wan Tianbei touched the sexy young woman's chest without a trace, wow, this big sister's steamed bun is really big!

Well, the civil observation activity is over! Now I'm going to go to the restaurant for a drink to relieve stress! What restaurant to go to? Nonsense, of course, it's the biggest and best local green house!

But when he arrived at the Qinglou, Zuo Shaotang regretted it! The bowels of regret are almost green!

Because there are two people who completely steal the limelight from him!

"This sister, your skin is so good, so white! It's whiter than steamed buns! Wan Tianbao pulled the head card of the Qinglou with a look of admiration and a brilliant face, a sister, a beautiful sister, sitting directly on someone's lap, not coming up!

"Sister, you are the most beautiful sister I have ever seen! Frowning and swiping, cherry lips are clever, and there are so big and fragrant steamed buns! Wan Tianbao's eyes kept staring at people's chests.

Well, no one noticed the child's eyes, because what he said was so amusing! Who would have thought that such a young child would be so eloquent?

And over there, Wan Tianbei said to the bustard with a serious face: "This sister, I think there is a word in the world that is the most appropriate to use on my sister!" ”

"What words? Little handsome guy? "It's rare for the bustard to be in a good mood, when did there be such a young child in the green building? It's not bad to tease once in a while!

"If you add one point, you're too fat, and if you lose one point, you're too thin! Enchanting, infinitely romantic! Wan Tianbei had a serious face, and after saying this sentence in a childish child's voice word by word, the audience was not calm for a moment!

In the next second, the audience burst into laughter!

Oh my God, this is a genius for pickling girls!

The old bustard with a wrinkled face was coaxed to be full of joy! greeted the maids again and again, and sent all kinds of snacks and preserved fruits, and a group of people all revolved around the two children.

Zuo Shaotang lay on the table and put his face on the table weakly, don't live, I don't want to live! Why is the focus of these two little things wherever they go? Why is it that as long as a woman, whether it is an eight or eighty-year-old, she likes what they like?

Oh, my God! Rain down the Dao Divine Thunder and slash them to death! Give me my chick back!

Xing Shaoming, Xing Shaoming, I know that you kid is good at writing, and your export is a chapter! But look at the apprentices you teach! Look at your two apprentices!

Hey, hey, Brother Zuo Shaotang, these two children are also your apprentices! They also learned to go to the house and uncover the tiles with you!

Oh my God, if you send down the Dao Divine Thunder, you can still kill me! A good day, just ruined!