Wan Ningzhu's side of the matter will be put aside for the time being, let's pull our eyes back and take a look at the record of our Tianbao Tianbei pair of living treasures!

"Brother, it's been so boring in the barracks lately! Not even a sister! Wan Tianbei sighed, like a little adult, with a sad face.

"Yes, it's been a long, long time since we've seen my sisters, and my mother is in this barracks, which doesn't look like a woman at all. If she hadn't given birth to us and raised us, I would have wondered if my mother would have to grab her father's position! Wan Tianbao also sighed, more like a little adult than Wan Tianbei.

"But brother, why does that uncle who cooks also hide steamed buns in his chest?" Wan Tianbei's eyes rolled: "Could it be that this uncle who cooks is actually a woman?" ”

Wan Tianbao nodded, with an expression that should be like this: "Tianbei, do you want to go to —————— tonight?"

The two children laughed, turned around and ran away.

Xiong Ji was wearing a large military uniform specially made for him to look around, but he couldn't find the two children, so he was a little anxious, grabbed a soldier next to him and asked, "Big brother, have you seen those two children?" ”

Today's Xiong Ji shaves off the hair on his body and face with a razor every day, although he still has big eyes and big mouths, but he finally managed to break away from the chimpanzee team!

If you don't look closely, it's not so scary! You must know that when Xiong Ji found Wan Ningzhu, he almost scared the others to death!

O Nima! This is simply a monster-possessed existence!

Wan Ning Zhuxin said that you don't need makeup to go to Hollywood to make movies now, just go directly to the camera!

"Don't you see? I don't think I saw it this morning! Do you think you went to the tent where the soldiers rested? Don't they really like to play in those tents? "The soldier who was questioned was also very helpless about these two living treasures! All kinds of helplessness!

But!! He is the precious son of the captain of the special operations brigade in the new era! When necessary, please them, maybe the next time the special operations brigade in the new era recruits people, you will have hope!

As a result, everyone in the whole army knows that these two baby eggs often haunt ghostly in all corners of the barracks!

And even if you know, you have to pretend you don't know!

Because you debunk their game, they'll cry!

Alas, alas, such a little doll carved in pink and jade, crying, it's very distressing, okay?

Well, let's not talk about that, let's talk about their records!

A soldier in the cooking squad was content to carry buckets of pig food and prepare to feed the pigs, you know, you also have to raise pigs in the army! Because the fighters are going to add food! Where did the pigs come from? Feed yourself! Do you really expect to buy from the local area? Don't be funny! Do you know how far it is from the place to the front line?

When it comes, the pigs will be skinny like dogs!

"Huh? When did this door open? The soldier feeding the pigs looked at the door of the breeding ground and suddenly became suspicious: "I remember that I closed the door last time!" ”

The soldier shook his head and continued walking, but as he walked, he felt that something was wrong, and he forgot to close the door, why did the door of the pigsty also open? This door usually doesn't open except when the pigs are slaughtered!

At this moment, two small figures flashed from behind the pigsty, and the soldier knew that it was bad, and these two living treasures had the idea to hit the pigsty!

Put down the pig food in your hand, raise your legs and chase: "Stop!" You two stop me! ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei's little head poked out from behind the wall, made a grimace at the soldiers who fed the pigs, and ran away!

"Stop!" The soldier shouted and chased after him, and as he chased him, he did not forget to look back at the pigsty, and all the pigs in ————the pigsty were released! It's a joy all over the yard!

It doesn't matter if he doesn't shout, this voice, good guy, the pigs all over the yard suddenly exploded, and the yard ran around with a buzz.

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei jumped onto the wall with a swish————cough, cough, cough, their light skills are all taught by Lan Hanyan!" So, progress is fast, fast!

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei grimaced at the soldiers, jumped off the wall, turned around and ran back.

That soldier is so angry! Carrying a big spoon to feed the pigs, he chased after the meteor in stride.

As soon as I chased to the wall, I suddenly felt as if I was stepping on something, and I was about to scream! I saw a dung frame whistling in front of me!

"You want to set a trap for me? Mere trifle! The pig-feeding soldier screamed triumphantly, and the big spoon in his hand waved over, and the dung frame was successfully shot down!

At this moment, another dung frame flew behind him, and the big spoon in the soldier's hand waved it again!

Wan Tianbao, who sneaked behind the pig-feeding soldiers, glanced at each other, laughed evilly, and the two of them grabbed a rope on the ground at the same time and pulled it hard!

Boom———— the pig-feeding soldier who was waving a big spoon didn't notice the mechanism under his feet at all, and with a bang, even the person with the spoon fell down at once!

Okay! I dug a hole for you, and you jumped!

Before the soldiers could react, the dung frame on the top of their heads crackled and smashed down!

The soldier who fed the pigs stood at the bottom of the pit in a daze, looking at the pig dung on his head and body, and wanted to cry without tears!

Well, dear, you are not the first person in the barracks to be rectified, and you will not be the last! Let's just say, you're in luck! They took a fancy to them!

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei ran to the edge of the pit, made a grimace at the soldiers who fed the pigs, and slipped away! Slipped away!!

I actually slipped away!! Ahh

As soon as Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei walked on the front foot, Xiong Ji chased after him, and when he saw the soldiers who were being organized, Xiong Ji asked with a sympathetic face: "Big brother, do you need a ladder?" ”

The pig-feeding soldier replied with tears in his eyes: "Can you give me a bucket of water?" ”

Xiong Ji nodded silently speechlessly.

This bitter pig-feeding soldier finally came out of the bottom of the pit, cough cough, and came out with a head of pig manure. I don't care about going back, first I will pick up my whole body, and wash off the pig manure on my head and body!

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei lay on the roof, pouting his little butt and lifting the tiles to look down!

Well, this method of lifting the roof was actually taught by Zuo Shaotang! Although he has never admitted it, it is undeniable that since the two children pestered him to study which tiles can be removed and which tiles cannot be removed, all the tiles of the houses in the barracks have been revealed!

In the room, a bare-assed soldier was washing his body of pig manure.

Wan Tianbao glanced at his younger brother and said, "Tianbei, don't you think it's strange? Although the steamed buns on this uncle's chest are also very big, they are very different from my sister's steamed buns! ”

Wan Tianbei nodded approvingly and said, "It's not just different, it's quite different!" ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Why don't you go out and find a sister for comparison?" ”

Whoosh, the two children disappeared again.

At the entrance of the barracks.

"Two young masters, you better go back! Although the war is not tight now, there is still danger! Without the special approval of the captain of the New Era Special Brigade, you can't go out! Especially when there is no one to protect you, you can't go out! "The soldiers guarding the gate are very conscientious, and these two living treasures are planning to come to harm the guards again in the past few days.

Wan Tianbao said with an innocent face: "But my mother is not in the barracks now, we really have something important to go out!" This is something that my mother has explained, and we must complete it! ”

The soldiers guarding the door were still very conscientious: "No! No one is allowed to pass without a warrant! ”

The two children looked at each other, turned and left. The soldier breathed a sigh of relief, these two living treasures have finally gone back!

But before he could relax for long, he almost laughed angrily and funny directly on the spot!

I saw a group of soldiers on leave marching out in a line, and one of the soldiers at the head held a large pile of fake slips in his hand, and collectively handed them to the soldiers guarding the door, ready to go out.

Well, these soldiers guarding the gate are used to it, because every day there are soldiers who ask for leave to come in and out.

But, but! Can anyone explain to me that behind this long line there are two little ones walking with their heads held high, wearing crappy military uniforms and a bitter and hateful expression, at the back of the line, trying to pass the guards?

When did the army accept the Boy Scouts?

"Stop! You two stop! The soldiers guarding the gate shouted helplessly.

The two little ones stood forward angrily, their faces did not change and their hearts did not beat: "What's wrong?" What's wrong! We've got fake notes! Isn't the fake note in your hand?! ”

Well, even if you want to pretend to be an adult, can you please grow taller, can you wait until your voice is no longer immature?

Are you blind to us? Or deaf?

At this time, Xiong Ji strode and ran with a sweat, and kept apologizing to the guards: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" ”

The guard rolled his eyes and said, "That's it! It's almost the same that you pretend to be an adult, and the two of them are imps pretending to be adults? ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei saw that his trick was discovered, and immediately stood on Xiong Ji's side with an unhappy face.

Xiong Jihu said with a grimace: "Ridiculous! Do you know how much trouble you just caused? That litter of pigs is all going to the camp, and now the whole battalion of soldiers is catching pigs! Your Highness is furious, so be ready to be punished! ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei's eyes rolled, and the two children hugged Xiong Ji's big palm and kept shaking: "Brother Xiong Ji, we were wrong!" Don't dare again! Don't tell your mother, your mother will beat our little ass! Good no good? We promise never to be naughty again! We will be obedient! ”

Xiong Ji was about to rush to his mouth to reprimand, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only say fiercely: "Go back!" The old rule, run ten laps with weight! ”

"Oh————" The two little adults, drooping their heads, walked back listlessly.

"Hey————" The soldiers guarding the door looked a little unbearable! Tsk, such a pink-carved doll, how handsome and elegant this child's father should be, handsome and unparalleled, to give birth to such a beautiful and eccentric child!