Chapter 111: Hearse Drift Contest I
Chapter 111: Hearse Drift Contest I
The day after helping Yun Xiaoxia get her face back, Hongyi lost her temper with Rong Di for the first time! Rong Di originally just told her grandmother about helping Yun Xiaoxia find her face yesterday when she was eating breakfast, and gave them a share of the money by the way.
Who knew that the red clothes were very angry, the girl who overturned the vinegar jar glared at Rong Di with a vicious expression and said: "Is that woman at least a C cup on her breasts, wearing a miniskirt of Qi, revealing her white and tender thighs, her collarbone is also very kind and sexy, and the career line that makes people squirt nosebleeds is faintly visible below the collarbone, which makes people feel excited, isn't it?"
Rong Di's head froze, he didn't know what was going on. He had to look at his grandmother stupidly, who smiled awkwardly, and then spread his hands out and said, "Look at me, I don't know what it's all about."
Having breakfast with the three of them was also a tenant on the second floor, and Lisa went to Shi Yi there early, so she didn't come to eat.
William and Jimmy looked at each other and said in unison, "It's a little sour......"
But the fat master said, "Now in the net of purification, it is said that a woman is very beautiful and has a good figure. You can have a beautiful face, a tall figure, a slim waist and hips, and long legs that can be called superb. If you just said that, you'd be blocked......"
Hongyi was already in a bad mood now, and when he heard the fat mage say this, he was so angry that he was about to explode. She gritted her teeth and glared at Bliss, almost killing the fat man with a laser radiating from her eyes.
"What are you talking about?" William couldn't help but ask.
Bliss replied: "Now that the online article is being rectified, as Hongyi just said, only the guy who has never seen a woman writes like this, and it will not pass the review if he writes like this."
William and Jimmy looked at each other, they felt that the topic of the fat mage was too jumpy, and they really couldn't keep up with his topic. Maybe there's a hole in this thing's head......
Speaking of Rong Di, our protagonist really doesn't know where he offended this cheongsam girl. Rong Di said weakly: "Although I don't know what I did wrong, I apologize!"
"It's useless to apologize!" Red's eyes widened.
Rong Di couldn't help but laugh, because this girl was as cute as a child with a tantrum.
"What are you laughing at!" Red-clothed said angrily.
"I just think you're so cute......" Rong Di laughed.
"Hmph, even if you praise me, I won't forgive you!" The little face in red clothes became red, and he continued to bow his head and plane.
Grandma has lived with Hongyi for so long, and she understands this girl's thoughts, so she smiled at Rong Di and said, "Girls like flowers, buy a flower."
Rong Di was stunned, it seems that the rat man in room 407 also said something similar, saying that girls like flowers, is it possible that sending flowers really has a miraculous effect?
"What flowers does she like?" Rong Di asked Grandma.
"Don't say it!" Hongyi glared at her grandmother fiercely, "If you say it, Hongyi will ignore you again!" ”
This girl will only change "I" to her own name when she is coquettish. Grandma could see that her granddaughter was shy, and then she smiled and said nothing.
After breakfast, my grandmother didn't go to practice like yesterday, because today is the day of the hearse drift competition. Grandma took her two Mercedes out of her pocket and handed them to the fat mage.
"Grandma, you also know how to magic pockets?" Rong Di couldn't help but ask.
"Of course, he carved it for me." Grandma pointed at the fat mage and smiled.
When Rong Di heard her say this, he looked at ease. The fat mage played a shadow trick, and his shadow turned into a tall, thin doppelganger. Then he modified the Mercedes with his shadow.
"What are you doing here?" Rongdi asked.
"I'm modifying this car, because they can only fit five people inside, and I'm going to magically make it as big as a bus." The fat mage said.
"Can this be done? And it's going to start tonight, is it too late? Rongdi asked.
"Absolutely!" The fat mage said confidently, "You don't look at who I am!"
……
At night, only Hongyi and Lisa were left in the Bai Ze Pavilion to watch the house, and everyone else went out to participate in the hearse drift competition. In order to participate in this, my grandmother also changed back to her original appearance and put on a race car costume that is easy to move around!
They walked through Huban Street, and Rong Di only found that there was a poster about the hearse drift competition posted on the door of the weapon underwear store, and the poster's promotional slogan was - Come to the party of the madman! Grandma told Rong Di: "This way is the shortest way!"
The group went around to the back of the weapons underwear store, which was a secluded alley. It's a dirty place, and there's all sorts of garbage on the ground. At the end of the alley is a door guarded by several muscular men, and the security guards on the left and right sides hold a fiery unicorn in their hands.
Grandma paid the toll, and the security guard let the person through.
On the other side of the door is a Shinkumi. It's very lively inside, and the outer space is a small shop with tents, where you can buy everything you need to buy in the hearse drift race. Rong Di was the first time to come to this kind of place, he really hadn't seen this kind of scene, he felt that he was Grandma Liu who had entered the Grand View Garden, and he could see it.
"The magic shield is sold! Only $998! Let's take a look! ”
"The nitrogen accelerator is processed at a low price! If you don't buy it, you'll lose money! ”
"The Pulse Cannon is sold at a low price, this is definitely a super magic weapon! Let's take a look at it if you don't buy it! ”
……
After passing through the shop camp, everyone came to the start of the track. Grandma took out her Mercedes-Benz, which had been modified by Bliss. This car is now a bus! In half a day, the ordinary Mercedes-Benz was modified beyond recognition, and this fat man is also powerful.
Each car was given a paper map and the drivers were asked to download the route map to their mobile phones or in-car computers.
Then, they handed out a sparkling halo to each contestant and asked the contestant to put on top of their heads. It was the first time that Rong Di had come into contact with such a fresh thing, and he put the halo on his head, and this thing actually floated, and it still shimmered with golden light.
Rong Di looked around, looking at every rider here with such a thing on their heads, and couldn't help but complain: "How do I feel like we are like dead men in Dragon Ball......"
At this time, the staff also put a strange sticker on the driver's car. Immediately afterwards, a large halo appeared on the roof of the car.
It's a hearse drift race, and every car here looks like it's about to go back to the west.
The staff looked at Rong Di as if he was coming to participate in the hearse drift competition for the first time, and explained: "The aura above your head is a danger alarm, which can resonate with your body, if this aura no longer shines, then it means that you are very seriously injured and should leave, and we will send a medical team to treat you in time."
As he spoke, the staff pointed to the halo on the roof of the car and said: "In the same way, if the halo on your car is dim, it means that you two cars are scrapped and should leave, if you still want your car to take it back at the end of the race, otherwise we will collectively dispose of these scrapped cars."
Bliss sat in the passenger seat and said to the people behind, "Everyone is an old driver, right?" Someone who is not an old driver will drive the first stretch of the road! ”
Rong Di said: "I remember that people who participated in the hearse drift race and crossed the finish line to get the old driver's license, right? I'm not an old driver. ”
"You are!"
When Rondy said this, Grandma and William and Jimmy seemed very tacit, and they said in unison, as if Rondy was really participating in this strange game.
Rong Di was very puzzled, he had never participated in the hearse drift competition. "How did I not know I had competed in a hearse drift race?" Rong Di said embarrassedly.
At this time, Grandma also realized that she had slipped her mouth, and she quickly glanced at William and Jimmy, who replied, "Maybe the organizers have made a mistake!"
Rong Di felt that Grandma and William were hiding something from them, but they refused to say it, which was really appetizing. He couldn't help but say to the fat mage, "Have I ever participated in a hearse drift race before?"
Bliss glanced at him and said, "Have you ever participated in it yourself, don't you know?" Well, you come to the first stretch of the road, and if you are an old driver, wait a minute, the staff will give the old driver a drink before letting the driver drive. ”
In this way, Rongdi sat in the driver's seat.
Soon a bartender dressed in a bartender came over with a wine plate, and he asked, "Are you an old driver?"
Rong Di really didn't know what to ask this question, so he said: "They say I'm an old driver, but I can't remember this kind of thing, can you help me check?"
People who participate in the hearse drift race and get amnesia often appear, thinking of this, the bar guy nodded and took out something like a mobile phone, "Please say your name." ”
"Rongdi." Rondy said his name to the machine.
"Searching...... After the search, Rong Di is an old driver with a badge. "The machine made such a sound.
The bartender handed Rong Di a glass of wine and said, "The old driver always wants to drink at the beginning."
Water of Life! Ninety-six degrees!
Although Rong Di had drunk things and had antibodies, this time he still felt that his throat was so hot that it was about to explode.
"It's really useless!" Grandma laughed.
As she spoke, Grandma asked for a glass of wine, and the other tenants asked for a glass of wine as well. Watching them drink this thing as if they were drinking water, Rong Di felt even more uncomfortable.
"So you're drinking here." Rong Di felt that he was top-heavy, and it was possible to get drunk at any time.
"I really can't ......help you," Grandma said, pasting her little paper figure on Rong Di's forehead, and gentle spiritual power slowly injected into Rong Di's body.
It was a wonderful feeling and my mental state was instantly back to my usual best.
"Grandma?"
"I gave you a fairy bean from the Dragon Ball." She said in a mocking tone.