Chapter 112: Hearse Drift Contest Continued
Chapter 112: Hearse Drift Contest Continued
Because it was the first time to participate in this kind of strange competition, Rong Di stupidly watched as the staff carried a coffin into the car, as if the contents of the coffin were still moving! It was an oriental-style coffin, covered with yellow charms, huh...... Maybe there's a rice dumpling in it.
"Be honest!" The staff placed the coffin in the back of the car and kicked it hard.
Another staff member said to her grandmother: "Beauty, you have to be careful, the contents of the coffin are one of the most ferocious zongzi in these hearse drift competitions."
"You'd better tie it up with a rope." With that, the staff walked out.
These two cars were originally old Mercedes Benzes, but now they have been converted into buses, with a lot of space inside, just like the buses outside. But where is the coffin?
Everyone thought about it and decided to stuff the coffin directly under the seat and buckle it with a rope. The fat mage also cast a "confinement" spell, he clapped his hands and smiled, "That's it!"
It's half past eleven, and we're still half an hour before the start of the game. Rong Di studied the track and said, "Behind the block track is the desert track, but what is this ice track?"
"It must be a lake." William looked at the paper map and said, "I heard that the organizers have frozen the entire lake, and even if the ice breaks, it will not fall into the water."
"Do these cars have non-skid wheels?" Jimmy asked.
"Wouldn't it be nice if I added a non-slip magic to the car." The fat mage laughed.
Rongdi was decanted by her grandmother, and her current state is the same as usual. But after six hours of the spell, he would get drunk again.
Looking at the time on his phone, Rong Di felt a little bored, so he asked, "What is the name of our team?"
"There is a feud with the traffic police!" The person who answered was the grandmother, and she was grinning like a vengeful child.
"You are still thinking about the incident when you were chased to the hospital by the traffic police......" Rong Di complained helplessly: "I really hold a grudge......
However, Grandma smiled at William and Jimmy, and several of them came again, mysteriously, and refused to say anything. I don't know why, Rong Di just felt a little embarrassed.
"Look here!" William pointed to the manual and suddenly said, "The prize of this competition still has time to quicksand......
Rong Di really didn't understand this strange sand, as if he couldn't sell this thing if he wanted to......
"Look at this, look at this!" Jimmy pointed to the items beneath the quicksand of time and smiled, "The half-finished product of the water of eternal life...... What the hell is this thing for? Can it live forever? β
"I remember that it seems to be a kind of undrinkable water refined from the Philosopher's Stone, and its effect seems to be that it can live forever, and it will not die if it is not killed." Bliss said.
"You just won't die of disease or organ failure?" William asked.
"But there are side effects, after drinking that thing, although your body still has body temperature and your heart is beating, how do you exercise, your physical fitness is still the same. The only thing that can still grow seems to be the brain. Bliss said, "To be honest, it's better not to use that kind of thing, for when the water of eternal life transforms the bodies of others, you will suffer greatly." Those who can't survive will die immediately. β
Grandma also joined in the discussion, saying, "A convoy can only take one thing, we have to discuss it."
However, at the beginning of the game, they couldn't come up with a result.
At this point, the time is close to zero. Holographic projections of the host and narrator are reflected in the night sky.
"Hello all the crazy madmen who have come here! I'm the host Hong 233! I will be hosting this contest with the help of a drone in the air! β
"Hello everyone, I'm commenting on ducklings two, three, and three."
The host looks like a very white and clean beggar gang leader, and the narration is a duckling with two sausages hanging from his mouth that can blend into the monster team.
Moderator: "Let's introduce the star teams on the track!" That is, a fleet with more than ten veteran driver badges! First up is our tricolor boy team! β
The spotlight was on one of the extended Lincolns, which they had modified beyond recognition, with a laser cannon mounted on the roof, thick shields on the doors, and an acceleration air jet behind the tailgate.
The people who got out of the car were three muscular men with different skin colors, black, white and yellow, all wearing uniform black, white and yellow, and body armor on the outside. They were quite excited and fired a few shots into the sky.
Host: "There are only three people in this convoy, and they are the Caucasian Ah Fu. Lois. Gordon. Butler. Journalist Xia. Chief Hero! and Konstantin of the yellow race. Master. Ugly man. Uncle Zhong. Rorschach. Cheap! and their captain - Zhao Gongming, a black race. Jordan. Yao. Bryant. Korean Oba is kimchi. Africa needs Jin Kela.fc Mega Man is for Shake M to play.Scum scum will you be a ghost beast.The author is so handsome! β
Commentary: "It's all guys with scary names, and the host has worked hard."
"What is the Star Team?" Rong Di couldn't help but ask.
"As the host said just now, it's a convoy of members with ten veteran driver badges. Let's say you have 10 veteran badges and then find a new team of people with the same 10 badges, and you're the new star team. Grandma explained.
Rong Di nodded stunned, he kind of understood, the star team only looks at your badge, and it has nothing to do with the track.
Grandma said this: "Drifting is the default rule of the hearse drift competition, no car must drift at least once, and the car that does not drift successfully can get prizes even if it crosses the finish line, but it will not get the old driver's qualification certificate."
"Leave the drift to me!" Grandma said this, casting a confident look at Rong Di.
Moderator: "After introducing our star team, let me explain the rules of the competitionββ
First, the car must be equipped with zombies, zombies or mummies distributed by the organizers, usually in coffins.
Second, if you cross the finish line, if there is no body in the coffin, you will fail, and if your coffin is damaged or snatched in the middle of the race, you can snatch it from someone else. In particular, I would like to remind you to be careful of being attacked by the contents of the coffin.
Third, the car must be driven on the ground.
Fourth, you can't directly use the power of nature when attacking the opponent, that is, you can't directly use spiritual magic, etc., and the weapon is basically based on guns and the like, but you can inject the power of nature to use.
Fifth, after reaching the finish line, the coffin must be buried, and then a jump on the grave. β
Commentary: "These are a few rules, which must be followed, in addition to this, you can do whatever you want, you can use weapons to strafe the opponent, you can also throw your hands ** and the like, be careful not to make a fuss about your life~ Of course, it's nothing to make a fuss, because you have signed a life and death certificate."
Moderator: "We will be hosting and commentating this competition through a drone used for live broadcasting!"
Commentary: "In other words, if the players are injured, we will notify the medical team in time to come to the rescue!"
The host looked at his watch and said, "The time is close to zero, five, four, three, two, one!" So I announce that this hearse drift race β begins! β
The starting pistol was an Italian cannon, and with a deafening cannon sound, the game began!
"Whoosh!"
The sound of cars breaking through both sides, and the bus where Rongdi was was blocking the start of the track. The car behind him had been honking its horn, and if it weren't for the fact that they couldn't attack the opponent for a kilometer from the starting point, they would have already sent a good greeting to the bus with their weapons.
"One light, two gears, three handbrakes, four horns, five left and right looks, six clutch ......," Rong Di said while operating.
"Grandson! What the hell are you doing?! We're not taking Subject 3 right now! "Grandma is going a little crazy.
The situation is rather bad, the Sherman tanks in the back are already aiming their guns at the buses!
"Why is someone blocking the starting point again?" The host said helplessly: "Alas, it's another driver who was infected by the time......"
"Grandson, you should hurry up!" Grandma urged: "The host has complained about us!"
"Civilized driving is important!" Saying that, Rongdi started!
Because Rongdi started slowly, grandma pressed the nitrogen accelerator button at the moment when Rongdi started in order to speed up! Buses are lightning fast! The red taillights leave a brilliant red glow behind the car!
"Grandson! I gotta tell you! We're playing with our lives! Leave him alone with civilized driving and stuff! As she spoke, Grandma picked up the machine gun in her hand.
The nitrogen acceleration time was only a short six seconds, but it was enough for Rongdi to rush through a kilometer of safety zone, and from now on, they would be allowed to attack others!
The front is a continuous uphill, so Rong Di reduced his speed, you must know that there is no guardrail in this lane, and the outside is an abyss. It was the first time for Rong Di, who had driven in such a place, panicked, and his successful move caused his grandmother's dissatisfaction.
"Substitution!" Grandma is also strong enough, she stepped on the brake directly, and helped Rong Di hang up the neutral gear and pull the handbrake.
"Not good! Someone is coming over outside! William said, and climbed out of the window with Jimmy, all the way to the roof of the car.
Behind it was a Sherman tank, which was menacing, and it seemed that it was trying to drive the bus directly to the bottom of the cliff!
"Boom, boom!" William and Jimmy used their shoulder-resistant cannons to meet the Sherman, but the latter may have been in a meat suit, and the aura above his head was bombarded by the shells without flashing. The situation is really not good, and no matter how much William fights, they can't stop it from moving forward.
"Damn it! It's so meaty! Bliss said to the person above: "On the roof of the car! Come back and watch me clean him up with the cannon on the roof of the car! β
"Don't bother!" The person who said it was grandma, and she sat in the driver's seat herself, "Just hurry up!" β
As she spoke, she stepped on the accelerator to the end at the start!
The bus raced all the way down the winding and rugged road! Successfully pulled some distance with the tanks behind.
"I just want to ask how this tank got past the drift level!" Rondy put on Gero Hand Cannon 4.0 and looked in the rearview mirror.
Who knows, reality slapped him in the face at the speed of light!
I saw that the tank actually copied the inner road, and knocked out one gap after another in the mountain, and it overtook the bus with its handsome blade, and the cargo also played a drift as if showing off.
was provoked by him like this, grandma was naturally not convinced, she pressed the nitrogen accelerator button, it was to compete with the tank!