Chapter 142: The Ancient Version of Home Alone (1)
As soon as King Yan left, this small wooden house became a place for the two children to have fun. I ran upstairs and downstairs, and every room was opened and looked around.
Xiong Ji's nanny forced the two children's toys to be fiddled out one by one and stacked them one by one.
Well, they just have a little too many toys.
Wan Ningzhu also connived at them, sometimes they can scavenge things they don't want, what super glue, what building blocks, what models, well, I've never seen such a mother, it's not books or pens that give children, but all kinds of toys! All sorts of weird toys! Weapon models included?
Well, Wan Ningzhu's mother is completely different from other mothers, and she is completely from two worlds!
Well, they're two worlds, dear!
In a bunch of toys, there are miniature eighteen weapons, and even Xiong Ji has learned what is called eighteen weapons!
Well, well, in fact, a group of adults around me only learned from the children, it turns out that the child's world is like this, and the children's perspective on things is so strange!
From the perspective of our modern thinking, Wan Ningzhu is entertaining and educational, fully developing children's imagination and nature, and there is no half of the practice of stifling children's nature, which is acceptable to everyone.
But in the minds of ancient people, reading was the only way. Because only by studying can officials worship the court and become high-ranking officials. The so-called goods are sold in the imperial court!
Therefore, Wan Ningzhu taught the child like thisββββWell, no one has the right to object, because the child has no father!"
And a strong amazing mother!
Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei was all kinds of fun in the corridor on the third floor, and the two of them were holding slingshots in their hands and preparing to hit the birds in the trees.
At this time, Wan Tianbao suddenly pulled his brother's arm and said, "Tianbei, look, are there two people hiding in the tree?" β
Wan Tianbei turned his head to look, blinked, ran back, and pulled out a haploscope from a large pile of toys! Well, this is a toy made by Wan Ningzhu for his son, and he polished it himself. I believe that everyone remembers the principle of the telescope, right? Well, yes, that's really not that hard for a killer.
Wan Tianbei put the telescope into his eyes, and suddenly said, "Brother, it's really!" There are two sneaky men looking at us! I don't think they're good people! β
Wan Tianbao snatched the binoculars, looked at them seriously, and said, "Brother, you have good eyesight, how do you know that they are thieves?" It's so far away that you can't even see the expression on your face clearly! β
"Humph! Secretly hiding in a tree, and looking at this, it must be a thief, since it is a thief, it must be a thief's eyebrows! Wan Tianbei replied as a matter of course.
"Then ββββ," the two children laughed at the same time, "let's play with them?" β
Well, two pros hiding in the tree, good luck!
Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei ran back and said to Xiong Ji: "Brother Xiong Ji, there are bad people outside!" β
"Where" As soon as Xiong Ji heard that there were bad people, the instinct to protect the child made him stand up all of a sudden: "I'll go get rid of them!" β
"Don't! Brother Xiong Ji, finally someone to play with us, let's have a good time with him! Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei shook Xiong Ji's arm and said: "Those people in the barracks are not fun, they don't play with us, these two people will definitely be very willing to play with us!" You can cooperate and let's play with them! β
Xiong Ji was about to refuse, but after thinking about it, what if he went out to get rid of them, the other party took advantage of the situation and took the two children away? On his side, he is the only one who has combat effectiveness, and it is a bit difficult to protect the two children. The current urgency is to defend the city!
As long as you and your children don't leave this house, then you are not afraid that the other party will cross your line of defense and take the children!
Having made up his mind, Xiong Ji nodded in approval.
With Xiong Ji's support, the two children of Wan Tianbao and Wan Tianbei suddenly jumped three feet high happily.
The three of them squatted on the ground and began to study and arm in various ways.
Okay, Wan Ningzhu, you won! Every time you teach your soldiers how to arm, you don't avoid your two children, and now your sons are ready to do the same for the defense of the city!
Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei drew the general outline of the house on a large cardboard, although the brush is very immature, but I have to say that the key positions are marked very clearly.
This has to be attributed to their awesome mother! It's really too much to see my mother draw a map!
Wan Tianbao draws a picture, and Wan Tianbei marks the icon of an ambush mine at every important position. Xiong Ji began to assemble according to the requirements of the two children.
Hey, I'm glad I brought enough toys, otherwiseββββββ
The three eldest and youngest children, after agreeing on the strategy, immediately started to make various weapons.
And the two spies who had been observing outside for a long time also began their own discussions: "When do you think that group of people will come back?" When is the best time for us to do it? β
Spy 2 said: "They just left, it shouldn't be early, it's noon at this point, and we're a little hungry, why don't we go eat something first?" Anyway, it's so remote here, these two kids can't go anywhere else! β
The spy said thoughtfully: "Yes, yes, God forbid, let us pick up a big pie by chance!" I'm sorry for our luck if we don't celebrate! β
The spy laughed and said, "That's it!" Aren't they just two children! Isn't it hand-to-hand yet? This Yan King didn't calculate that we would hide here! Providence, providence! Let's go and have a drink first! β
These two stupid spies just missed the best time to arrest and turned around to drink? Actually went drinking?
Well, there are fools every year, and there are a lot of them this year!
Just as the two spies turned around to drink, the three people in the house were already in full swing and began to set traps.
After Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei used a single telescope to observe and determine that the two spies left, he said hello to Xiong Ji and ran out with a swish, carrying a sapper shovel and running out to dig all kinds of traps!
Well, this kind of physical work should be left to Xiongji-san! He's actually better at this kind of physical work.
The trap was dug up, the camouflage was arranged, and the two children high-fived and celebrated. Traps were laid in front and behind of the house, and small bells were made with silver silk threads, which were spread in every corner of the room.
Locally sourced stones, timber, farming baskets, pickaxes, shovels, and so on all came in handy.
The strength work is Xiong Ji's, and the skill work is Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei's.
After an afternoon of busy work, the three of them were finally ready when the sun went down.
And the two bitter drunken spies have finally returned.
Dear, are you satisfied with this meal? Dissatisfied? Don't worry, you'll be satisfied in a moment!
Spy 1 asked Spy 2: "Why is this room so darkly lit, and they don't light it?" β
Detective Er shook his head and thought for a while, and said, "Maybe there are no candles, right?" After all, it's a temporary residence! It's not surprising that there are no oil lamps or anything! β
Well, since the two of you have already taken the initiative to explain, I won't explain more.
The two of them walked to the room with their bellies held up, satisfied. In their minds, two high-martial arts spies dealing with two eight-year-old children was as easy as picking up something. There is no need for any technical content at all, and using light skills is a blasphemy against one's own martial arts! Absolute blasphemy!
So, two people swaggered in through the main entrance.
Wantian Bao, who was hiding in the house, began to count down with a smile: "Five, four, three, two, one!" Step on! β
As soon as the words fell, I heard a collapse sound outside the room, followed by the voices of two people: "I'm ββββ trap!" β
Before the two people could finish screaming, a random scream rang out: "Oh my God, shit! β
Well, at the moment when the trap collapsed, a wire pressed under the trap was also crushed by the trap, and a puddle of shit flew into the air, so damn that it hit the heads of the two spies!
And the two spies were busy avoiding the traps under their feet, so they didn't notice the shit flying in the air!
Alas, alas, the sound of the trap collapsing is too loud, and the two people poured a little too much wine, so there is a deviation in judgment!
So those two stalls of shit smashed on the heads of two people!
At this time, a Kong Ming lantern floated out of the trap, Kong Ming Lantern was the handwriting of two children, a big grimace was drawn on it, and a note was fluttering under Kong Ming Lantern, and the two spies looked at it through the light of Kong Ming Lantern, and almost crooked their noses!
It reads: If you hit the shit in the head, you will meet a ghost tonight!
Hell, your sister!
Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei saw that the two spies were hit by dog shit, and immediately couldn't help laughing, and even ran to the window, turned around, and kept twisting his little butt to demonstrate.
Watching the two twin dolls twist their butts at themselves and turn around and make faces at themselves, the lungs of the two spies almost exploded!
This Ao! Lao Tzu has been fighting for so many years, when has he been so teased by two children?
The first spy said to the second spy: "Dude, if I don't catch these two children today and beat their butts to pieces, I won't be human!" β
The second spy also gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you dare to dig a trap for us!" Go and get on from behind! β
The two spies were angry, and the shit on their heads turned around and walked towards the back of the house.
Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei glanced at each other, laughed evilly at each other, and swished to hide in the darkness and disappeared.
The two spies went around to the back of the house, and were just about to go forward, when they suddenly remembered the trap they had just fallen into, and thought, no, I can't be fooled this time, let's fly up, can't we go to the ground?