Chapter 143: The Ancient Version of Home Alone (2)

The spies and the spies comprehended, and the two of them took two steps back, ready to fly upβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

Wait, wait? Why is it soft under your feet? β€”β€”β€”β€”! This Ao!

Just when the spies were about to take a few steps back and fly onto the roof with light power, they felt a softness under their feet before they finished retreating, and the two of them looked down, and suddenly couldn't help but gasp a breath of cold air! I actually stepped into the group of snakes!! Ahhh What a lot of snakes!

In the darkness, through the starlight, I vaguely saw countless snakes repeatedly entangled in their bodies, glaring angrily at themselves.

The spies carefully lit the fire and planned to use the fire to disperse the snakes, but what they never expected was that instead of burning the prairies, the spark caused the dissatisfaction of the snakes, and all the snakes spit out the core of dissatisfaction at them!

"Ahh β€”β€”β€”β€”" The spy ran away, and the snakes behind him instantly chased after him.

"Ahβ€”β€”β€”β€” my ass β€”β€”β€”β€”" the spy screamed one by one, clutching his ass and running away.

"Ahβ€”β€”β€”β€” my nose β€”β€”β€”β€”" Spy 2 screamed and ran away with his nose covered!

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei rolled on the ground with a smile, almost bursting out of tears!

Hehe, we have a mother who is good at using drugs, don't you? Our mother put a lot of medicine powder on us to repel poisonous insects and beasts, but your mother didn't have it, right? Deserve!

It's a pity, this is the plain, and most of the snakes here are non-venomousβ€”β€”β€”β€” huh? It's said that it's not poisonous, Mr. Spy, why did your nose become red and swollen? Why is it so much like Pinocchio?

The spies returned to the front of the yard with hatred, but they didn't dare to go behind the yard! The snakes are probably still there!

"If I can't catch you tonight, I'll take your last name!" The spy rubbed his ass fiercely and shouted hatefully: "You two little boys, come out obediently for me, uncle will spare you from death!" ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei returned to the window, tacitly turned his body, and his little ass rushed out, twisting, twisting, twisting! Turn around and make a grimace after twisting it, and I'll you off!

The spies and the spies looked at each other, since they can't go behind the house, and there are probably traps in front of the house, so we can always fly from the front of the house, right?

The two of them looked at each other very tacitly, no, no, no, we won't take a step back, the fool just takes a step back, God knows what traps will wait for us behind? We're going to go over the tree!

The spies turned around and climbed up to the big tree near the house next to them!

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei saw that the two spies had gone up the tree, and ran back and hid in the darkness again.

Xiong Ji cautiously came over and made an ok gesture at the two of them, well, this gesture is already universal.

Wan Tianbao Wan Tian Shell Thief nodded with a smile and tacitly agreed, and climbed back again, just in time to see the two spies crawling onto the trunk of the tree, ready to fly towards this side.

The two men grinned, ran to the window, and with a hard pull on the rope, they saw a machete flying towards the two spies.

The spy said proudly: "It's just a machete, I thought it was some kind of mechanism!" It's too much to underestimate us! ”

But before the spy could finish speaking, another machete slashed from behind his buttocks, followed by a third and a fourth!

The second spy grabbed the machete with a wave of his hand, and said proudly: "Even if you have more machetes, I am not afraid!" ”

"Uncle, watch under your feet!" Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei reminded them in unison, and then pointed to the soles of their feet at the same time very tacitly, and the two spies looked down at the same time, just in time to see the branches under their feet snap and fall towards the ground.

As soon as it was too late, the two spies grabbed the machete and hung themselves by the rope of the machete.

Before the two spies could be proud, how did the machete in their hands feel light, and when they looked up, a monster with a bloody mouth and big eyes suddenly appeared on top of the heads of the two people, and cut the rope hanging from their hands with a weird smile!

Where have the two of them ever seen such a terrifying face, thinking of the note they saw just now, and those who were hit by shit would see ghosts? Oh my god!

It doesn't matter if you are so distracted, the two of them fell to the ground with a bang!

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei ran to the window again, and continued to twist his ass, twisting, twisting, twisting, all kinds of twisting!

"Poofβ€”β€”β€”β€” The spy stood up from a bay of cow dung, covered in cow dung!

"Foreheadβ€”β€”β€”β€”" The second spy contributed all the food and drinks he ate at night, and when he was frightened by a strange-looking monster just now, he opened his mouth wide and fell, so he swallowed a mouthful of cow dung so he couldn't die, so he could only contribute everything he ate!

As soon as the spy saw that the spies vomited, he couldn't help but turn around and vomit wildly!

Since you have cow dung all over your body, you can only find water to clean it!

As soon as they turned around, there was a well next to it, and the two of them rushed over in a hurry, grabbed the bucket next to them, loosened the rope, and went to fetch water.

Whoa, a bucket of water was brought up, and the two of them took off all their clothes outside, lifted the bucket naked and poured it on their heads.

Suddenly, the spies screamed one by one: "Ah! β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” help! ”

Before the second spy had time to rinse, he suddenly asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

The spies screamed weirdly: "Something has bitten!" You see what that is? ”

Spy No. 2 hurriedly took a fire fold and lit it up to take a picture of Spy No. 1's lower body, and immediately gasped, and told Spy No. 1 sympathetically, saying: "Dude, your dick is now in the mouth of a turtle, and it seems to like your dick very much and is helping you with a massage!" ”

I'm β€”β€”β€”β€” the expression on the spies' painful face is twisting repeatedly! All kinds of twists!

The second spy held back a smile and said, "Don't move, I'll cut it for you!" ”

"Don't! Don't! If I miss my head, my life's welfare will be ruined! The spout's face was distorted in pain, but he hadn't lost his mind yet!

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei leaned on the window and said with a smile: "Uncle, I heard that learning to bark a donkey can make the turtle let go of its mouth!" It depends on whether you learn like it! ”

I'm your fairy board! I'm a big man, you actually let me learn donkey barking? Well, who first told me what a donkey called? Ahhh It hurts so much! Nima! I'm about to bite it off! Are you a brother or not, learn to bark at a donkey!

The second spy held back a smile and began to learn to bark at the donkey, but he couldn't learn anything at first, and the turtle bit harder.

The spy couldn't bear it again and again, and a terrible donkey barked, the one that screamed was like, and the one that screamed was miserable! Tsk, it's terrible!

Bang, the turtle really let go!

The spies were relieved all of a sudden, the ancestors blessed, and the second child was saved!

After Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei's little buttocks were twisted, Sa Yazi hid in the darkness again.

This time, the two spies understood that the possibility of approaching from the air was basically zero, and it was safer to enter head-on!

When the two of them reached an agreement, they wore only one pants and slowly touched the front door of the room.

Now the two of them no longer dare to be reckless, they don't dare to use light work, God knows what will appear in mid-air? Don't dare to stride forward, God knows what mechanism is hidden underneath? The two of them took a step forward cautiously and tried it, and that was a typical devil entering the village!

Come on, come on, the soundtrack sounds, the music of the devil entering the village!

Gently push open the door of the main house and carefully step inside. Hey? There's no mechanism? Didn't drop anything on the top of your head? There are no traps under your feet, and nothing is flying in the air? Hey? Why is it so quiet? Ah, it's so dark, you can't see anything!

As soon as the spies took the fire fold, they planned to take a look at it.

The fire fold lit up, and the two of them looked forward, and there was a note pasted in front of them, with words vaguely written on it? The two of them curiously moved forward, the word was too small, the light of the fire fold was too small, the two spies had to probe forward and look hard, the fire fold in their hands approached closely, and finally saw clearly which line on the top was writing smaller and smaller words, what was written.

Please don't put the fire fold too close!

Hey? What does this phrase mean? Just when the two of them were puzzled, the fire fold in the sparrow's hand ignited the note at once, and the note quickly burned out, lighting a yin line at once, and the lead led the flame to the roof at once.

The two spies looked along the burning spot of the lead, just in time to see a huge iron basket on the roof crashing towards their heads!

said that it was too late, and then quickly, the two of them rolled on the spot, and suddenly dodged the range of the iron basket.

But before the two of them could get lucky, they heard the spies screaming and jumped up from the ground with their buttocks covered!

The spy quickly brought the fire fold over, and just saw a dung rake stuck in the second ass of the spy, all kinds of jumping!

The spy couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed, Xiaoxiao, you can't just let me suffer alone, right? You've suffered too, haven't you?

The second spy hated and pulled out the dung rake inserted into the buttocks, and the spies guessed maliciously, where was the dung rake inserted, where was it?

Ahem, ahem, if you want to be crooked, go to the wall!

Wan Tianbao's figure flashed away on the stairs, and the two of them went up to the second floor while twisting their little buttocks.

Well, kids, we'll all admit that your little butts are really nice, exciting, and ...... Rhythmic!

Spy 1 and Spy 2 looked at each other's embarrassed appearances, their noses were spewing hot breath, their faces were calm, and they strode towards the stairs on the second floor!

Tonight, be sure to give these two kids a good look! Definitely smash their little ass!