"Is this still me?"

Li Xiaoyu pinched his face that he thought was the most valuable in his body, and always felt that the more he looked at it, the stranger it became, and the less he looked like himself.

I wanted to go to bed early, but the more Li Xiaoyu closed his eyes, the more chaotic his brain became, so he simply sat up and didn't plan to sleep.

At this time, it was already more than nine o'clock in the night, and Li Xiaoyu mustered up the courage to send a message to Jiang Yan: It's so annoying, I can't sleep.

After more than ten minutes, Jiang Yan still didn't reply, Li Xiaoyu gritted his teeth and mustered up the courage to dial Jiang Yan's phone.

I don't know why, every time Li Xiaoyu sends a message or calls Jiang Yan, he feels quite bottomless in his heart.

Sometimes he was upset and wanted to talk to Jiang Yan, sometimes he simply missed Jiang Yan, but every time he sent a message in the past, Jiang Yan either didn't reply, or he didn't reply after a long time, or he answered coldly and concisely, so that Li Xiaoyu didn't know how to talk.

The phone rang for a while before Jiang Yan connected, "I was busy just now, what's the matter?" ”

Li Xiaoyu tried his best to make his voice soft, and said with a smile, "I'm still busy so late, it's nothing, I just feel a little annoyed in my heart, I want to talk to you for a while, are you free at this time?" ”

"It's almost ten o'clock, I have to get up early tomorrow, I'm tired today, I don't want to talk, you should rest early." Jiang Yan's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Well, that's okay, you rest early, get a good night's sleep, you're working too hard, good night, send you a good dream."

"Uh-huh, let's ........ like this first"

Dudu –

Listening to the busy sound on the other side of the phone, Li Xiaoyu felt a sense of loss in his heart.

After thinking about it, I had to call the eldest sister, and soon An Ran's impatient voice came, "What are you doing, in the middle of the night, I just took a shower and was ready to sleep." ”

"Sleep down, I'm upset, come and drink two drinks with me." Li Xiaoyu said casually.

The other end of the phone was flustered, "What's wrong?" Okay, you wait, then I'll go change my clothes and come over, you ask Sister Jin Lian to prepare a pot bottom, I'll bring two bottles of good wine, and drink two more glasses later. ”

"Come on, hurry up."

Li Xiaoyu's mood became a little more relaxed, and he shouted to Jin Lian, who was reading a book downstairs, "Jin Lian, you get the bottom of the pot, let's eat the hot pot later." ”

"Wow, there's a hot pot to eat, I have a good mouth today, I'm hungry!"

Liu Bei's laughing voice came downstairs, he brought the beautiful snake over today, and the two were watching TV downstairs.

"Eat a fart, you hurry up and help, you don't have to eat if you don't work!"

Li Xiaoyu went downstairs on the one hand, and he didn't have a good airway, Liu Bei is in the name of Kuangfu Han every day, in fact, the emperor on his body is more than anyone else, eating, drinking and having fun every day, it is simply ten fingers that do not touch the spring water, and the small day should be more moisturized and more moisturized.

The beautiful snake was wearing a sexy tight-fitting dress, and was leaning on Liu Bei's shoulder to watch TV, when she heard Li Xiaoyu say this, she stood up with a smile, "I'll go and help, let Xiao Liu rest, he can't get used to housework." ”

As she spoke, she swayed her water snake waist and went into the kitchen to help Jin Lian.

Liu Bei shaved his teeth with a toothpick and said to Li Xiaoyu, "See, my daughter-in-law is so considerate of me." ”

"Your uncle!"

Li Xiaoyu glared at this guy angrily, but he admired this guy in his heart.

The beautiful snake is also the director of a quilt factory, driving an Audi A6, not to mention being rich and expensive, at least there are still a few houses in the city, and there are still millions of sisters in the bank.

Look at Liu Bei again, if you want to look good or not, if you want to have a career, you have to have a career, you are idle all day long, just like a second-rate person who does not seek progress, but he subdues other people's beautiful snakes.

It would be nice if Jiang Yan did this to himself one day, alas!

After a while, the bottom of the pot was ready, and all kinds of meat and vegetarian dishes, hairy belly, luncheon meat and so on were placed on the table.

"Brother Lun, have you ever eaten hot pot before?"

Li Xiaoyu looked at Napoleon's eyes staring straight at a pot of bubbling red oil, and asked with a smile.

Napoleon glanced at Li Xiaoyu with disdain, and spoke in a standard northeast accent, "What are you talking about, I haven't eaten hot pot, but I used to make abalone and lobster or something." ”

Li Xiaoyu thought about it, hot pot originated in Yanxia, according to the earliest records of historical materials, the Warring States Period, Napoleon's era belongs to modern times, and it should have been passed down at that time.

Although Napoleon had changed out of his medieval knighthood and white stockings and put on a children's sportswear, it was still difficult to hide his aristocratic atmosphere.

Before eating hot pot, he had to carefully cover his lap with a neatly folded towel, and the cutlery had to be neatly arranged.

Even if he drinks beer, he has to use a goblet.

It's just that he doesn't talk much, and he hardly talks except for training with the little chicks in the yard.

Li Xiaoyu had read some information about Napoleon before, and felt that he shouldn't be like this, so he asked with a smile, "Brother Lun, the book says that you are a talker, you talk a lot every day, why did you come here and suddenly change your sex." ”

Napoleon grimaced and said dissatisfied, "Can you blame me, what kind of stuff is Lao Wang, I opened my mouth with this accent, why do you let me speak!" ”

Li Xiaoyu held his stomach and laughed, daring to love Napoleon's usual taciturn because he couldn't face his pure Northeast accent.

"It's okay, it's okay, let's all take this mouth, if you want to talk in the future, just let it go, don't hold yourself back." Li Xiaoyu said with a smile.

Napoleon took a sip of beer from his glass and complained, "And this wine, what is this, it's not red, it's all on the hour!" ”

Li Xiaoyu spread his hands and said, "The supermarkets are closed now, I'll get you two bottles of good wine in two days, the taste will definitely not be as good as what you drank at that time, but the color will definitely be red." ”5599

"Then I won't drink it today, I can't get used to the smell, what the hell is this!"

Napoleon huffed and pushed the quilt aside in front of him.

Liu Bei on the side hugged the beautiful snake and said with a smile, "Xiao Lun, although we used to be peers, don't pay so much attention to it here, follow the customs!" ”

Napoleon glared at Liu Bei angrily, "Who is with you, can you compare with me in that whole matter, just your little bit of, I fought it in two or three days." ”

Ever since Liu Bei knew that Napoleon had also been an emperor, he had always regarded himself as Napoleon's colleague.

However, Napoleon never recognized Liu Bei as his colleague, and in terms of the area and influence that the two ruled at the beginning, Liu Bei was not at the same level as him at all.

"What are you talking about, it's so lively."

At this time, An Ran walked in from outside with two bottles of red wine and a smile, and when he saw a foreigner next to the table, he couldn't help but be stunned, and looked at Li Xiaoyu suspiciously.

"Hurry up, I'll introduce, this is a relative of mine." Li Xiaoyu hurriedly introduced.

An Ranhu said suspiciously, "Your relatives? When did you have a foreign relative? ”

Li Xiaoyu said seriously, "Distant relatives, don't look at him like a foreigner, in fact, he is from the Northeast, Xiaolun, this is red wine, do you want to be a little bit there?" ”

Napoleon saw that there were two bottles of red wine, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "This wine can be a little bit, what kind of wine are you drinking here, I really can't get used to drinking it, so I'll fix this." ”

Li Xiaoyu turned his head to look at An Ran and said, "Now I believe he is from the Northeast." ”

An Ran was extremely stunned, "It's the first time I know that someone in the Northeast looks like this, it's an ethnic minority, right?" ”

"Well, it's pretty much it, when I was a child, my nutrition didn't keep up, and I was a little stunted, you see what that hair is yellow."

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly opened the red wine and filled Napoleon with a glass in person.

An Ran, this girl, had a big heart, and when she heard Napoleon's pure Northeast accent, she didn't think much about it.

A group of people happily soaking in hot pot and drinking red wine and beer, and there is never a shortage of excitement in a safe place.

"Xiao Lun, what's your last name?" Enron was very interested in Napoleon.

"My surname is Panama and my name is Napoleon. Panama. ”

Enron: "........."

"Hahaha, Xiao Lun, you are so funny, do you like Napoleon very much? Not to mention, you really bear a bit of a resemblance to the image of Napoleon recorded in the history books, what do you like to do in your daily life? ”

Napoleon said solemnly, "Of course he led his troops to war." ”

An Ran smiled, "What about your soldiers?" ”

Napoleon said solemnly, "My soldiers haven't come here yet, but I have trained a group of recruits here, do you want to take a look?" ”

An Ran was particularly interested, "Okay, where are your recruits?" ”

Li Xiaoyu also wondered, when did Napoleon lead troops here?

Shh

At this time, Napoleon put two fingers in his mouth and blew a whistle-like sound.

Immediately after that, a flock of chicks suddenly chirps and runs over from the coop.

An Ran laughed, "This is your soldier, so cute, fluffy ......."

But then, Enron couldn't laugh anymore.

"Assemble!"

With Napoleon's orders, a group of little chickens quickly and neatly lined up in two columns, one by one, with their heads held high, which was really a bit of an army.

"Turn left!"

Napoleon then gave a second order.

After the group of chickens got the order, the left sole of the foot suddenly twisted in the direction of the left, and the whole body turned around with a bang, and the right foot quickly followed and turned closer.

The whole action is neat and uniform, just like copying and pasting, and I am stunned to see it.

"This, this, this, ........."

An Ran was completely shocked, "This is incredible!" ”

Napoleon, still with a solemn countenance, quickly issued a new order, "Take three steps forward in an attack formation—go!" ”

Whew-

A group of chickens quickly lined up in a three-arrow formation and took three steps forward in a neat manner.

Napoleon raised his hand in the air, then slammed it down, "Attack!" ”

Ahh

As soon as the words fell, Li Xiaoyu suddenly screamed, slid off the chair and screamed.