Chapter 111: There's a new customer again
An Ran rushed up to help Li Xiaoyu with an arrow, "You're okay!" ”
Li Xiaoyu bared his teeth and waved his hand, "It's okay, Xiaolun's performance is too exciting, I can't control myself for a while." ”
A group of people applauded Napoleon's incredible performance, Li Xiaoyu touched the back of his neck and communicated with Leng Shao with his thoughts, "Why are you stinging me!" ”
Leng Shao smiled apologetically, "Napoleon's aura is too strong, I didn't control it for a while, so I carried out his order to attack." ”
Cao Cao told Li Xiaoyu before that a truly outstanding top commander must be born, and the experience of the day after tomorrow can only play an auxiliary role.
This kind of person is born with a leader aura, and every word he says and every order he gives makes people want to carry it out.
Napoleon is obviously the best of this kind of people, and when he gave an order, even Leng Shao, who usually had his eyes above the top, inexplicably carried out his order, no wonder this little man was so good back then.
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the door, Jin Lian just went to the kitchen to serve food, and Li Xiaoyu went to open the door by himself.
"May I ask if this is Li Xiaoyu's house?"
There were four or five young men and women dressed in ancient clothes standing outside the door, and one of them was a tall and thin man who asked politely.
Li Xiaoyu looked the other party's dress up and down, "New customer? What era did it come from? ”
Now Li Xiaoyu is not as sensitive to these traversers as before, but he seems quite calm.
Since Lao Wang's wife ran away with gambling debts, all the matters of crossing will be handed over to Li Xiaoyu to deal with by himself, and he will not notify him in advance.
A few people were stunned, and just as they were about to speak, Li Xiaoyu waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'll talk about it later, but you have to listen well, in the next two years, you will eat and drink for nothing and live here with me." ”
"Since you eat me, wear me, and live in me, you have to abide by my rules, no matter how good you were in your time before, what your identity was, come here and clear all of them, if you dare to give me some of the things you have, don't say that I, the master, will not give you face."
As he spoke, he pointed to the courtyard, "See, Napoleon and Liu Bei are all inside, in addition to them, there are Cao Cao, Hua Tuo, and Liangshan's group of heroes, if you dare to cause trouble with me, you will weigh the consequences yourself." ”
Li Xiaoyu was already upset enough for a while, and when he saw four or five more traversers coming at one time, he felt more and more bored in his heart.
The reason why Li Xiaoyu is so tough at this time is actually because he has received too many customers for a while, which has invisibly made him develop a pair of fiery eyes.
Those emperors and generals, or famous celebrities in history, will have a unique temperament.
But these young men and women in front of them obviously don't have this kind of temperament, at most they are the sons and daughters of those rich and noble families in ancient times.
In the face of this kind of person, Li Xiaoyu doesn't need to be polite, he has to give them a dismount first, otherwise it will be difficult to manage in the future.
"You're sick!"
After listening to Li Xiaoyu, those people were all puzzled, and one of the little girls in Hanfu couldn't help but say, "If you are sick, you will be treated, we will provoke you or recruit you, why do you talk about us when you meet!" ”
Li Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that something was not quite right.
At this time, the tall and thin man said, "We are medical students, and we are also from the Hanfu Association." ”
"Huh?"
Li Xiaoyu slapped his head hard, and hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm wrong, I'm sorry, I just thought you were ......... By the way, what are you looking for me, we don't think we've seen each other before. ”
At this time, Li Xiaoyu really wanted to dig a hole in the ground and bury himself alive, and he was so embarrassed that he was thrown to his grandmother's house.
In fact, these young men and women in front of them, although they are wearing ancient costumes, they do not have the unique temperament of the ancients at all, two of the girls also dyed their hair, and one man still wears a watch on his wrist, which is quite modern.
If you want to blame it, Li Xiaoyu has always dealt with ancient people for a while, as long as he sees someone wearing ancient costumes, he will instinctively regard the other party as his customer.
Fortunately, the tall and thin man looked very kind, and he didn't seem to be at ease with Li Xiaoyu's impoliteness, turned his head and pointed to a drunk man lying on the side of the road, and said, "This uncle seems to have drunk too much, just when we passed by here, he pulled us and asked us to take him to find a person named Li Xiaoyu, we inquired about your address, I didn't expect you to live here, you see if it's your friend." ”
"Looking for me?"
Li Xiaoyu scratched his head, stepped forward, and turned the drunk man over with great effort, and by the street lamp, he saw that it was a strong man in his fifties, with rough and dark skin, and he looked like he had grown up in the wind and sand all year round, three thick and five big, and looked particularly strong.
And he has long hair with a shawl, and the clothes on his body are a bit like those of ethnic minorities.
But Li Xiaoyu never knew this person?
Could it be a traverser?
Li Xiaoyu was stunned, and smiled at the tall thin man, "Thank you, I'll leave it to me here, you guys are busy with your work, thank you, why don't you go into the house and drink saliva, we're eating hot pot, let's eat some together." "Qiankun Listening Book Network
"Thanks, no need."
The tall man said politely, "We still have to go back to school, we just finished the show, and we happened to pass by, you just take care of your friends, let's go first." ”
After a few people left, Li Xiaoyu gently patted the drunkard's face with his hand, "Hey, wake up, who are you, which dynasty?" ”
The drunk man opened his eyes slightly, stared at Li Xiaoyu, and said with a snort of wine, "You are your Xiaoyu, help me to rest, and then make me a bowl of sobering soup." ”
After saying that, he tilted his head and went back to sleep.
"Alas, don't sleep, I can't lift you!"
Li Xiaoyu covered his head helplessly, and yelled at the yard, "Big ears, come out to work!" ”
The drunk man was very heavy, like a big stone, Li Xiaoyu and Liu Bei took a lot of effort to help this person into the house and put him on the bed in the bedroom on the first floor, and then hurriedly asked Jin Lian to make a bowl of sobering soup and pour it into the other party.
"Who is this man? How did you drink like this? An Ran asked curiously.
Li Xiaoyu wiped the beads of sweat on his head and said casually, "My second uncle." ”
"Your second uncle?"
"Well, distant relatives."
An Ran looked confused, she had known Li Xiaoyu for so many years, and she knew Li Xiaoyu's life experience, she was alone, but why did so many distant relatives suddenly appear this time?
"Don't worry about it for now, let him rest, let's continue to scald the hot pot."
Li Xiaoyu is now very calm about this kind of thing, he should eat and drink, wait for the drunk man to wake up, sign the contract, and then send him to the second middle school of the mentally retarded to finish his work.
The current Li Xiaoyu is completely in two states from before, and every time a customer crosses over before, Li Xiaoyu will have an incomparably headache.
But now he doesn't need to think too much about it, he is a little tyrant, and he has a school in his hand, even if he crosses over one hundred and eighty people at one time, he can do it.
An Ran admired Napoleon's chicken training technique just now, "Xiao Lun, how do you practice this chicken training technique, can you teach me, and I will buy a group of chicken cubs at home and let them line up to play." ”
Napoleon said with a serious face, "What kind of thing, where is this chicken training, this is the art of war, this thing can't be taught, you need to fight by yourself, do more battles and slowly figure it out." ”
The more serious Napoleon's expression was, the more An Ran couldn't laugh, holding his stomach and wiping his tears, he said to Li Xiaoyu, "Xiaolun is so funny, he has a lot of humor!" ”
Li Xiaoyu said with a dry smile, "He's like this, he likes cold humor, hahaha!" ”
Napoleon disliked his pure Northeast accent, so he hardly spoke at home.
However, where there is a safe place, there will definitely be no cold scene, and with Napoleon drinking two more glasses, the conversation box will be completely opened.
"Old girl, it's not my brother who blows with you, just back then, as long as I want where I want, then I must end up with my surname, I have fought countless battles with people in my life, and I have never lost ......"
An Ran took over with a smile and said, "Why haven't you lost, what about Waterloo?" ”
Enron always thought that Napoleon was joking with her on purpose, so he was also very cooperative and kept praising her, chatting along the topic of Napoleon.
Napoleon's face flushed, "Don't keep that thing up, can you blame me for that, Made's whole world is coming to fight Lao Tzu, and the army is more than a hundred times that of Lao Tzu, I'll beat a fart!" ”
Then he said, "Don't fix those things, I'll tell you this, in my opinion, the people of this world, no matter who he is, are similar to green-headed flies in my eyes, except that occasionally there are a few larger ones, but they are still green-headed flies......."
In the middle of speaking, a powerful murderous aura suddenly came to the face, and everyone suddenly quieted down.
Even Napoleon stopped speaking and instinctively put his hand on the part of his belt.
Napoleon not only used soldiers like a god, but also was a master of martial arts, and he was quick to grab the case with one hand, and once there was an emergency, he would make a posture of preparing to draw a gun as soon as possible.
Although he didn't bring a gun with him this time, and he had a toy pistol made of wood at his waist, it didn't stop him from breaking the habit.
"Who's the green-headed fly?"
Out of the room was a strong man with rough and dark skin, his eyes were as sharp as eagle's eyes, and his body exuded an extremely powerful domineering and murderous aura.
This kind of aura can even be felt by Li Xiaoyu, a mortal in the flesh, and those Liangshan heroes also have this temperament, but compared to this person, it is far behind.
But the drunk man had already woken up, and he didn't need anyone to say hello, just gestured with his eyes, and Li Xiaoyu hurriedly moved a chair for him.
At the same time, Li Xiaoyu's curiosity was also aroused, and he rushed at the spirit of the king on his body....... no, it should be the spirit of a king, and he is definitely a big man!"