Chapter Forty-Nine: Brothers, Help Me Beat Up a Fairy

Suddenly, Li Xiaoyu's face suddenly froze, and he grabbed Wu Yong, "Is Gongsun Sheng here in the cloud dragon?" ”

Wu Yong shook his fan, "I didn't come with us, I originally said that we would come together, but I suddenly disappeared a while ago, and Gongsun Daochang has always seen the head and end of the dragon." ”

Li Xiaoyu's brain was buzzing, stepping on the horse, this is a real hammer!

That mysterious corpse was Long Aotian, I don't know why he was killed by Gongsun Sheng, but there are more questions.

Gongsun Sheng wants to kill Long Aotian for Mao?

It is impossible to have a grudge in the previous life, I heard Lao Wang say that Long Aotian was a ranger in the Ming Dynasty, and the two of them were not of the same era, so it was impossible to have a feud.

And Lu Bu and the armored man crossed over and didn't look for themselves, since Gongsun Sheng had already come over, why didn't Mao come here to report?

At this time, Lao Wang took the initiative to call, and Li Xiaoyu answered the phone and roared, "What kind of plane are you doing now, and how many things are you hiding from labor and management, you step on the horse and tell me clearly!" ”

As soon as he finished roaring, Li Xiaoyu felt a burst of electricity rushing from his heel to his head, and the whole person was so electric that he almost fell to the ground, and then Lao Wang's voice came from the other end of the phone, "Please note that you are talking to a fairy, believe it or not, I will make you bald." ”

Li Xiaoyu held back his anger at this time, lowered his voice and said, "Immortal, fairy brother, don't play with me, okay, how much else do you have to hide from me." ”

Lao Wang smiled and said, "There are indeed some things to hide from you, but it's not time for you to know, but don't worry, there is no threat to you for the time being, and we can't make so much effort to pit you as a mortal." ”

"It's a pleasure to get along with the heroes, I know all about the school you contracted, you did a good job, I didn't expect this method, your school can accommodate at least a thousand people."

Hearing this, Li Xiaoyu suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, "What do you want to do on the horse!" ”

"Don't get excited."

Lao Wang laughed and said, "Anyway, you have such a large piece of land, and it is empty, and it is empty, I will get some people for you to come over after a while......"

"How many!" Li Xiaoyu said vigilantly.

"Not much, just five hundred ......."

"Wori, you are a god and I will fight with you, you have a kind of electrocution of labor and management!"

"Haha, you can't die before the task is completed, don't worry, you will definitely look forward to the five hundred people, I will tell you in advance when they come after a while, hang up first, see you later."

Lu Zhishen saw Li Xiaoyu holding a small box in his hand, standing in place alone, looking up at the bright moon, tears flashing in his eyes, he walked over and patted Li Xiaoyu on the shoulder, "You bird egg, what are you doing, when will the wine and meat arrive." ”

Li Xiaoyu turned his head, grabbed Lu Zhishen, and said with tears in his eyes, "Brother Luda, can you help me beat someone?" ”

Lu Zhishen said boldly, "You say, who will you beat." ”

"A fairy, a very underbeaten fairy, you let go of the beating, it's better to beat his egg yolk out, ahh

The lady of the garment factory was very efficient, and after a while, a big truck rumbled in.

The proprietress jumped out of the car, swaying her water snake waist, like a beautiful snake, and smiled at Li Xiaoyu, "You got all the wine and meat, you have to owe me a favor." ”

Li Xiaoyu nodded vigorously and said, "You can prepare another five hundred sets of school uniforms for me, the same style, and the colors can be slightly differentiated." ”

The beautiful snake giggled happily, and grabbed Li Xiaoyu's arm and rubbed it up, "No problem, no problem, this time I will make you Adi." ”

Then he turned his head and glanced at the heroes in school uniforms not far away, and said, "You students are old enough, but that's right, mentally retarded, regardless of age, the wine and meat are for them, I'll help you arrange it first." ”

After finishing speaking, he said crisply to the heroes, "Ladies and gentlemen, your wine and meat have arrived, come and help unload the goods." ”

Liu Bei stood aside with a smile and said to the beautiful woman, "Let's go have two drinks when we're done with our work, and we'll be busy with something else after drinking." ”

The beautiful snake glared at Liu Bei in a charming manner, "You're bad, it's just the first day of acquaintance, let's talk about it later." ”

Li Xiaoyu sweated profusely, Liu Bei was capable enough, let him do a favor, and directly took down the proprietress of the person.

Several heroes unloaded the goods under the command of the truck driver, and the truck driver commanded, "This meat didn't have time to be cut, it's all a whole fan, you six people in a group, one by one unloading, it's better to find a trolley, it's too heavy......."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a black-faced man with a long beard, picking up a whole fan of pork with one hand that was measured at least 100 catties upward, and gently threw it down, and a man with a height of less than 1.4 meters below copied it up with one hand, and steadily copied the pork in his hand.

As he walked forward, he waved the pork in his hand like a windmill.

The truck driver widened his eyes, and hurriedly took the initiative to explain to the beautiful snake, "Sister Qing, I remembered it wrong just now, I still sent you a hundred catties of pork, and I will ask someone to make up for it for you when I go back." ”

Liu Bei pointed to the truck driver's nose, "You are not a kind person, even my horse dares to pit, you are tired and crooked, aren't you?" ”1234

At this time, Wang Ying, who was holding a pork fan in one hand, happened to pass by here, and saw Liu Bei wearing the same clothes as them, and his face was not very clear because of the light, and he said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing here, go and unload the goods." ”

Liu Bei turned his head, pointed to the other party's chest, and then pointed to his chest, and said, "See, you are mentally retarded, I am not, we are not from the same school." ”

Wang Ying saw that this person was not their brother, and said dissatisfiedly, "Then why are you wearing the same clothes as us?" But looking at your big ears, it's definitely not mentally retarded, so let's go cool! ”

After a busy day, the beautiful snake grabbed Liu Bei's arm and said to Li Xiaoyu, "Then let's go first, and contact us at any time if we have something." ”

Liu Bei also smiled cheaply beside him, "We still have something to do." ”

Li Xiaoyu glared at this guy, "Be careful, don't give me a few dragon species." ”

The beautiful snake covered her mouth and giggled, "You are really good at laughing, and the dragon species, just like his death, he will get a nest of big ears Tutu when he is in the sky." ”

Although the meat is raw, but it is not difficult to beat the heroes of Liangshan, this hundred orders and eight generals can only fight and kill, before going up the mountain, there are people from all walks of life, it can be said that the eight immortals have their own magical powers, and it is a piece of cake for them to cook a bunch of raw meat.

"Get some firewood!"

A chubby man shouted, and Wu Song introduced in Li Xiaoyu's ear, "This is my brother Zhu Gui, who used to open a restaurant." ”

The heroes originally wanted to smash the desks and chairs, but after being dissuaded by Li Xiaoyu, they set their sights on a half-dead willow tree by the playground.

Zhu Gui went up and knocked on the trunk of the tree, "That's it, the meat roasted by the willow tree tastes the best." ”

Li Kui habitually touched his back and said helplessly, "I didn't bring an axe." ”

Lu Zhishen smiled, rushed up to the old willow tree is a few flying legs, and the willow tree was kicked by him.

Then he took off his school uniform shirt, revealing his strong pimple flesh, hugged the tree trunk with his backhand, tied his legs to the horse, kicked up hard, and made a hey sound in his mouth.

Then there was a creaking sound on the ground, and under Li Xiaoyu's stunned, a willow tree as thick as an adult's waist was pulled out by Lu Zhishen!

Nima's, this is the live version of the upside-down weeping willow!

Soon a cluster of bonfires were lit, and all the heroes sat in circles, tearing the barbecue in big gulps, pouring liquor into their mouths, giving orders with fists, shouting loudly, and being so arrogant!

Li Xiaoyu tore a piece of roasted pork ribs that were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and his mouth was full of oil, and he was also infected by the arrogance of the heroes, and shouted loudly, but the amount of alcohol was a little shallow, and if he drank the liquor as beer like the heroes, he would have to stop eating on the spot.

"Everyone, be quiet, I propose, let's respect Brother Xiaoyu together, and we will rely on him to take care of us here in the future."

Wu Yong raised his wine glass and proposed, and all the heroes stood up together, "To Brother Xiaoyu!" ”

Li Xiaoyu drank a few more glasses, and was infected by the heroic spirit of the heroes, raised his head and drank a glass of wine, "I'll sing a song to all the brothers to help cheer up!" ”

Wu Song hurriedly clapped his hands next to him and said, "I'll dance, I'll dance, and you will sing the song of the big river flowing eastward last time." ”

Li Xiaoyu cleared his throat and waved his hand, "The big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are in the sky, and the Beidou is ........"

The heroes were immediately attracted by the lyrics, and their musical talents were good, they didn't need Li Xiaoyu to conduct, every time they sang the chorus, the heroes would invariably sing in unison: "Hey, hey, hey, hey......., hey

Wu Song is also good enough, such a heroic and dry song, it is not in harmony with his square dance beat at all, and the atmosphere is lively for a while.

The heroes had a good night, and only then went back to the dormitory to sleep at dawn the next day.

Li Xiaoyu had already been drunk into a puddle of mud, and he was carried back by Wu Song.

I slept until noon the next day, and was woken up by a ringing phone.

"Director Li, I invited a few substitute teachers, and I'm going to take them to the school to have a look, first familiarize yourself with the environment, you will be free later, if you have time to go together, we are already on the way over."

Principal Zhang's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Well, go ahead, I still have to sleep........"

Li Xiaoyu answered in a daze, and as soon as he was halfway through his words, he was suddenly stunned, and then sat up from the bed, "I'll go to the school to wait for you first, by the way, those students have already come in advance." ”

"What, came in advance, how did I not know?"

"They came overnight last night and didn't have time to inform you."

"Well, that's the best, the formalities will take a while to be completed, but I've already told the other side, if the students arrive first, they can go through the teaching first, but they can't delay the children's studies, then I'll see you later, I just have a few words to talk to the children."