Chapter 50: Dora Class and Kangaroo Class
Li Xiaoyu quickly washed, put on his clothes and ran out.
"Brother Xiaoyu, where are you going, it's time for lunch."
Jin Lian had just put the food on the table when she saw Li Xiaoyu running out and hurriedly greeted her.
"If I don't eat it, I have to save the world!"
Li Xiaoyu was still thinking about waiting for these heroes to adapt for a few days, slowly instilling some precautions in them, and then telling Principal Zhang, but he didn't expect to come so soon.
The heroes drank all night and slept in the dormitory.
Li Xiaoyu found a rice bowl, and while banging the bell, he said loudly, "Fang La is here, Fang La is here!" ”
Immediately afterwards, the whole dormitory building made a rumbling sound, and all the heroes rushed out in their pants, one by one, as if they were facing a great enemy, "Where is it, where is it!" ”
Li Xiaoyu threw away the rice bowl, "Hurry up and pack it up and go to the playground to gather." ”
To say that although these heroes are a group of organized and undisciplined bandits, when they really face the enemy, they show a different side.
In less than five minutes, everyone was dressed and stood on the playground with a solemn expression, and a powerful murderous aura could be felt from afar.
Wu said with a calm face, "Could it be that Fang La is also here?" Where is he? ”
Li Xiaoyu said, "What Fang La, you heard it wrong, what I just said is getting up and getting up." ”
All the heroes were stunned for a moment, then cut off collectively, and then yawned and prepared to go back to sleep.
"Brothers, please stay!"
Li Xiaoyu hurriedly stretched out his arms and made a pitiful look, he could only play the emotional card against these heroes.
Wu Yong asked, "Brother Xiaoyu, what's the difficulty?" ”
"Brother Junshi, you must help me this time."
Li Xiaoyu made an extremely aggrieved expression, "My uncle is coming later, his brain is not very good, and he is shouting all day long that he wants to be the principal....... which is the meaning of the leader." ”
"I have no relatives here, I have no reason, it was my uncle who fed me with a soak of and urine, and now his brain is broken, I have to be filial to him, so I want to ask my brothers to help me with this."
Looking at Li Xiaoyu's tearful appearance, Wu Yong sighed, "It seems that Brother Xiaoyu is also a loyal and righteous person, okay, we helped with this favor, brother and family, your uncle is our mentally retarded uncle in Liangshan!" ”
Li Xiaoyu arched his hand, "Thank you, brothers with intellectual disabilities, I will invite you to the bar for a drink tonight!" ”
Then Li Xiaoyu ran to the school gate and waited, and after a while, he saw Principal Zhang coming over with two young students riding shared bicycles.
"What about the kids?"
Principal Zhang was wearing a formal tunic with a sharp look in his eyes and a face full of expectation.
"Gather on the playground."
Li Xiaoyu looked at the two young students behind him, Wenwen was weak and weak, and he looked about the same age as himself, "These two are?" ”
"Oh, let me introduce, this is Li Xiaoyu from our school's teaching office, Director Li."
Principal Zhang pointed to Li Xiaoyu to introduce, and then pointed to the two young students and said, "This is Pei Yuan, Teacher Pei, this is your own family, also surnamed Li, Teacher Li Fu." ”
"Which dynasty are they from?"
Li Xiaoyu blurted out without thinking, and after finishing speaking, he found that his brain was twitching, and quickly explained, "I mean, where is the ....... is not right, where did you recruit it." ”
Grandma's, after a night of mixing with a gang of bandits, was also infected.
"They are all my former students, their families are poor, they didn't study after junior high school, and later became teachers in rural primary schools, but unfortunately after the restructuring of the rural primary schools over there, they were brushed off because they didn't have enough academic qualifications."
Looking at Li Xiaoyu's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, Principal Zhang hurriedly said seriously, "Don't doubt their ability because of their low academic qualifications, these two students turned out to be top students, if it weren't for the poverty of their families, at least they were both schools above 985, and they have been studying on their own in the past few years, and their teaching level is no less than .........."
The old principal was afraid that Li Xiaoyu would look down on the two juniors, so he kept saying good things for them.
Li Xiaoyu waved his hand, "I didn't mean that, thank you for joining the two teachers, those mentally handicapped students are not easy to manage, I'm afraid you will have to worry more in the future." ”
The two hurriedly said, "If Director Li is, we will definitely teach them well." ”
After a few words, Li Xiaoyu took the three of them towards the playground.
The heroes wore school uniforms, chatted in groups, some still had cigarettes in their mouths, and they didn't know where they got the cigarettes.
"Brother Wu Yong, it's okay." Li Xiaoyu whispered to Wu.
Wu waved his feather fan, "Brothers, be quiet and listen to the uncle!" "Books.com
Li Xiaoyu made a gesture of invitation to Principal Zhang, lowered his voice and said, "They all have serious paranoia, they always feel that they are good men in Liangshan, and their brains are very funny, you have to be mentally prepared." ”
Principal Zhang nodded, walked up to the podium very confidently, cleared his throat, and said loudly, "Hello everyone, my surname is Zhang, and I will be your principal in the future, so it's a pleasure to meet you." ”
A group of heroes below hugged their fists one after another, "It's good to say, Xiaoyu's uncle is our uncle!" ”
Principal Zhang added, "Although this is a school for the mentally handicapped, in my opinion, you are all normal people, and it is impossible for you to be mentally retarded.......
As soon as these words came out, the pot exploded below.
Wang Ying jumped to his feet and said, "Uncle, you say that we can do anything, but if you want to say that we are not mentally retarded, then I won't do it!" ”
Li Kui also shouted, "We Liangshan are all mentally retarded, how can we not be mentally retarded!" ”
Hu Sanniang stroked her hair and said to Li Xiaoyu, "Others can cooperate with you, but if we are not mentally retarded, we won't do it!" ”
Li Xiaoyu sweated profusely, and didn't know how to explain it for a while, secretly regretting that he shouldn't have lied to them yesterday that he was mentally retarded.
Fortunately, Principal Zhang was not angry, nodded at Li Xiaoyu, and said with a smile, "Yes, at least they can face their true situation." ”
"From today on, we are a family, rest assured, I will not look at you with colored glasses, I will take care of you as if you were my own child, you just have to study with peace of mind, and the rest don't have to worry about anything, work hard, learn endlessly, work hard, and be a new person in the new era!"
After some impassioned applause, as is customary, there should be applause.
But the heroes didn't understand what the old man was saying at all, and they stretched their necks and looked at each other.
Li Xiaoyu stepped forward, "Everyone applauds!" ”
Then he took the lead in slapping, and the heroes were collectively stunned for a moment, and then there was a burst of applause.
Next, we started to divide the classes, because there were only two teachers, so we could only divide the classes.
Principal Zhang asked Li Xiaoyu what his opinion was on class, Li Xiaoyu waved his hand, pointed at Wu Yong and Lu Junyi and said, "As long as you don't divide them into one class, these two people have a slightly higher intelligence, and it is better to let them be the class leaders of two classes." ”
Principal Zhang nodded with satisfaction, "Let's start the roll call, those who are named will stand on the left, and the rest will stand in place." ”
While speaking, he took the roster from Li Xiaoyu's hand, "Jade Qilin Lu Junyi, Black Whirlwind Li Kui, Shenxing Taibao Dai Zong, Tiger General Li Zhong........ Hehe, it seems that you are very deep in the play, okay, I will call you by your stage name in the future, Yizhang Qinghu Sanniang, Bantam Tiger Wang Ying....... you two can't fall in love early........ prodigal son Yanqing ......."
After the class was divided, Principal Zhang pointed to the two juniors and said, "In the future, they will be the teachers of your two classes, Teacher Li, Teacher Pei, first separate the students of your two classes." ”
Li Fu raised his hand, "The kangaroo class is on the left!" ”
Pei Yuan also raised his hand, "Doraban's station is on the right!" ”
Li Xiaoyu sweated profusely, "Who gave the names of these two classes?" ”
Principal Zhang smiled and said, "I gave it, the intellectual level of the mentally retarded is in early childhood, in order to be close to their lives, so I gave these two names, how about it, cute, the children will definitely like it." ”
Fortunately, the heroes don't know about kangaroos, let alone Doraemon, otherwise they would have to rebel.
The heroes have a mentality of respecting the elderly, and they are quite cooperative with Principal Zhang's arrangement, although there are some small episodes in the middle, but it is harmless.
Originally, I planned to start classes today, but Li Xiaoyu said that tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends, so it is better to let these stupid children adapt to it first, and then officially start classes on Monday.
Principal Zhang took this suggestion and then said that he would talk to the two class leaders alone.
Li Xiaoyu pulled Pei Yuan and Li Fu aside and told them some precautions, saying that these mentally handicapped children have bad brains, try to follow them, and as for teaching, turn a blind eye, as long as they don't let them get into trouble.
How do you know that the two teachers are not happy, and said seriously, "Although our academic qualifications are not high, we will definitely be responsible for every student, no matter whether our students are idiots or fools, we will educate them to become talents!" ”
Li Xiaoyu scratched his head, "Okay, but there is another one, they all have intermittent mania, but don't beat and scold them, you also know that mental illness does not have to bear legal responsibility." ”
The two teachers nodded and said, "Don't worry, Principal Zhang said that they are special, we will definitely teach them patiently, and the corporal punishment has long been outdated." ”
Li Xiaoyu nodded reassuringly, and after a while, Principal Zhang walked out happily, and it could be seen that he had a good chat with the two class leaders.
"I didn't expect them to be quite smart, I almost forgot that they were mentally retarded when chatting with them, by the way, they seem to be very familiar with the Water Margin, and they listened to me all of them, and their language skills are good, so it will be much easier to teach in the future."
Principal Zhang said with a spring breeze on his face.
Li Xiaoyu patted his chest, "I can't guarantee anything else, if you want to talk about the Water Margin, it is estimated that no one in the world is more familiar than them." ”
Principal Zhang was extremely satisfied, nodded and said, "These children are not used to it, three or two sentences are not separated from the word wine, and they also said that I am a good person, and they will invite me to drink another day, you have to tell them about this, it is better for children to drink less, this is here today, I still have something to do, I will come over again on Monday." ”
"That's okay, I'm definitely not going to let the children drink, Principal Zhang, you go slowly!"
After sending Principal Zhang away, Li Xiaoyu ran into the classroom and smiled at the heroes, "Let's make up for a nap first, and I'll invite you to drink at night and have a good time!" ”
The youngest of these people is more than 600 years old, and of course they can't be considered children.