"Who did you just say is the green-headed fly?"

The big man sat on the chair, raised his head and chest, and seemed to be haunted by what he had just said, although his tone was very calm, but there was a cool air.

It's just that Napoleon is not a vegetarian anymore, straightened his collar, and sneered, "I said that all the people in the world are similar to green-headed flies in my opinion, what's the matter, you want to gaha, you want to fight with me!" ”

In fact, Li Xiaoyu can understand why Napoleon cares about his pure Northeast accent.

What he said just now was quite forced, but when he said it from the mouth of a foreigner with small yellow curly hair, he felt a sense of joy.

Then the two began to look at each other with eye contact, and neither of them lost in momentum.

"You are Li Xiaoyu's second uncle, hello, my name is An Ran, I am Li Xiaoyu's friend, I will also call you second uncle in the future, second uncle, I toast you, how do you call you?"

An Ran was very discerning, and hurriedly picked up the wine glass to break the deadlock.

Only then did the strong man slowly put away the murderous aura on his body, picked up the wine glass and touched it with An Ran, "Well, my full name is Xiao'er Jin. Temujin, everyone else calls me Genghis Khan. ”

Bang dang!

Li Xiaoyu gasped and fell off the chair without sitting firmly.

Mom, this strong man is actually the famous Genghis Khan!

No wonder there is a powerful domineering spirit on his body!

"Big brother, I respect you for this cup, do it first!"

Li Xiaoyu doesn't know how to describe his emotions at this time, there are many celebrities in history, but Li Xiaoyu admires Genghis Khan the most, as far as the war alone is concerned, if this person dares to be called second, no one in the world dares to be the first!

Genghis Khan nodded slightly at Li Xiaoyu, and then turned his head to Napoleon, "Who did you just say is the green-headed fly?" ”

Napoleon filled himself with a large glass of red wine and raised his hands, "I take back what I said just now, although everyone in the world is indeed a green-headed fly in my eyes, but there is only one exception, and that is your old man." ”

Genghis Khan's time was more than 600 years before Napoleon, and Napoleon was not surprised to know that he was, "I apologize to you for what I just said." ”

Genghis Khan frowned, "If you had changed before, your head would have moved long ago." ”

As he spoke, he also generously picked up his wine glass and touched it with Napoleon, and the two of them were a glass of wine.

Click!

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly took out his mobile phone and recorded this historic scene.

From the day of the birth of mankind to the present, if only from the perspective of conquerors, these two men are definitely the greatest conquerors in the world.

One swept across the entire continent, the other swept across the Eurasian continent, and if you add up the territories conquered by the two at their peak, most of the planet will be ruled by them.

"Brother Cheng, don't underestimate this short man, he is walking with you."

Li Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone, called up the world map, and drew an area on it with his finger, "He knocked down these places at the beginning, and he is a person like you." ”

Genghis Khan then looked Napoleon up and down again with his straight eyes, and said with a smile, "Actually, when you looked at me just now, I felt that you were not simple, come, let's drink another one!" ”

It is said that heroes cherish heroes, and what kind of people deal with what kind of people.

Although these two people are more than 600 years apart in age, they are definitely heroes of the time, and between the two conquerors in human history, there are naturally many similarities in the aura and magnetic field, which can be said to be familiar at first sight.

"To be honest, I know a lot of stories about you, I admire you very much, and when I was fighting later, I also used a lot of tactics you used to use, and I did it, and I won't get drunk tonight!"

Napoleon also picked up his cup, and when he saw a man who was as bullish as himself, he suddenly spoke in a non-condescending voice.

Just as the glasses of the two of them collided, a beer glass squeezed over very loudly.

Liu Bei smiled at the two of them and said, "This cup is all together, and we are all peers." ”

Genghis Khan glanced at Liu Bei suspiciously, and Napoleon knocked Liu Bei's cup off, "While playing, you are still walking with us like that, you are not panicking!" ”

Then he took the world map in Li Xiaoyu's mobile phone, poked a certain point on it with a toothpick, and said to Genghis Khan, "This stupid thing has occupied so much space in his life." ”

Genghis Khan glared at Liu Bei with great disgust, "Get out!" ”

In the eyes of these two, Liu Bei is really just a scumbag.

"You're almost there!"

Seeing that her sweetheart was disliked, the beautiful snake was not happy, "You have to have a degree of joking, you two really think of yourself as Geith Khan and Napoleon, my Xiao Liu is not happy to play with you two!" ”

After finishing speaking, he took Liu Bei's arm and said, "Let's ignore them, two two fools, let's go, go live with me tonight, my TV is good." ”

Liu Bei smiled, arched his hand at everyone and said, "Then let's go first, you guys play slowly." ”678

An Ran smiled and bent over beside him, and said to Li Xiaoyu, "No, no, I'm dying of laughter, why is your second uncle as noisy as Xiaolun, it's so interesting." ”

Li Xiaoyu said with a dry smile, "They are like this, they have always been very humorous, one worships Napoleon and the other worships Genghis Khan, and they are a little crazy." ”

Then Genghis Khan and Napoleon turned their heads to look at Li Xiaoyu in unison, and said in unison, "That's right, we just worship ourselves." ”

An Ran's tears burst into laughter.

After a while, An Ran glanced at the time, and reluctantly said that he should go back, saying that he would come to Xiaolun and Xiaoji to play another day.

Look at the people who are safe, they gave Genghis Khan a small life so quickly, Xiaoji, it sounds so popular.

"Xiao Yu, are all people in your family born with humorous cells, Xiao Song, Xiao Hip Hop are very interesting, sometimes Xiao Cao is also very noisy, only Sister Jin Lian is slightly more normal."

An Ran looked unsatisfied, with his hands behind his back, walking in front and kicking the pebbles on the ground.

"No, humor is our family tradition, you know if you see it."

Li Xiaoyu said with a smile, from this angle, I just saw the graceful back curve of An Ran outlined by the street lamp, to be honest, if you talk about appearance, An Ran is definitely a model level in terms of figure and face, but Li Xiaoyu has never seen her as a girl.

"You're not humorous, you're obviously a second."

An Ran scolded Li Xiaoyu unceremoniously, then turned around and said, "By the way, you said that you were not in a good mood today, did you encounter something?" ”

Li Xiaoyu sighed, "Don't mention it, in fact, there is nothing specific, I just feel that this is quite melancholy, by the way, do you believe in fatalism?" ”

"Fatalism?"

"Well, that is to say, what a person wants to do in this life and who he meets is actually destined at the moment of birth, no matter how he tosses, he will never be able to control the arrangement of fate."

Li Xiaoyu let out a long sigh.

"I didn't see that you are quite superstitious, what's the matter, you want to change your career to become a philosopher?"

An Ran glared at this guy angrily, "I never think about whether there is such a thing as fate, what if there is, what if there is not, I don't bother to care if there is fate controlling me, these are not things I should worry about, I can live how I live, how to be happy." ”

"Actually, it's life this thing, it's quite simple to figure it out, it's the same as being that or something, since you can't resist, why not enjoy it? Even if it's fate, it can't be changed anyway, why do you have to compete with it, you should eat and drink every day, isn't he fragrant? ”

Li Xiaoyu was stunned for a long time, suddenly laughed, and stretched out a hand on An Ran's shoulder, "Sure enough, it is worthy of being my eldest sister's head, and I woke up the person in my dream with a word, if we can't mix it up in the future, we will go to open a psychological clinic, the kind that specializes in healing people, you are the chief consultant, and you will ensure the fire." ”

"Come on, I don't know how your brain grows, thinking about things all day long."

An Ran pushed aside the pig's trotters that a certain guy was putting on her shoulders in disgust, stopped a taxi, turned his head and said to Li Xiaoyu, "Don't go to the tip of the horns if you encounter anything in the future, call me at any time if you don't understand, don't think about something every day." ”

After finishing speaking, he opened the car door and sat in, waving his big hand, "Master, go to the family courtyard of the Public Security Bureau." ”

Li Xiaoyu stood on the side of the road, watching the taxi leave, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a knowing smile.

At critical moments, it is always the eldest sister who gives you the most, not only to help yourself fight, to help yourself copy homework, to help yourself cheat in exams, but also to support some money when you are poor, and to become a life coach when you are depressed.

Such a good girl, I don't know which bastard will be cheaper in the future, if she marries An Ran home as a daughter-in-law, it will really be a blessing for the ancestral tomb to cheat the corpse.

When he returned to the courtyard, he saw that Jin Lian was the only one cleaning up the table, and Li Xiaoyu wondered, "What about Napoleon and Temujin?" ”

Jin Lian said, "They went back to the house, and said that they would let me watch from the outside, and don't let anyone in, saying that they had something big to do." ”

Li Xiaoyu sweated, if these two people held back something together, it would really be a big deal.

"What are you two doing!"

Li Xiaoyu pushed open the door and saw the two of them discussing something in front of the globe.

"Who told you to come in, get out!"

The two said in unison, Li Xiaoyu's eyes were full of stars, "This is my house, who will go out!" ”

The two of them were stunned, and then they realized that this side was no longer the two eras that belonged to them.

Genghis Khan stared intently at the globe, as if looking at a rare treasure, "I have never seen such an accurate map, if I had it, the whole world would definitely be mine, where did you just say we should start our army?" ”

Napoleon pointed to the location of Nanjiang City on the map, and said, "We are in this position now, if we raise troops, we can start from here, you see, there is a mountain range next to this, and there is a river on the left, which can be attacked and defended, and it is a good place to garrison troops, if we can take down this place as a base area, we can expand outward step by step." ”

Genghis Khan nodded in agreement, "When the time comes, we can divide our troops into two routes, march from both sides of the mountain range, and then meet our ........divisions here."

Napoleon said, "But there is a problem, we have a relatively thin foundation now, if we advance from these two, we will take a lot of cities, where will we have so many people to guard at that time?" ”

Genghis Khan waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "It's simple, kill them all, and then bulldoze the city and plant it into a grassland, and you can raise more horses." ”

Napoleon nodded vigorously, "Good idea, just do it!" ”