Chapter 20 Uncle Liu Huang is here
When he said this, Li Xiaoyu felt that his blood was expanding, and because he had drunk a few glasses of wine, his face was as red as Guan Yu.
Could it be that all the ancient times were so open?
Then I saw Wu Song stand up and said to Jin Lian, "Sister-in-law, I'll go wash it first, otherwise it will be unhygienic." ”
As he spoke, he went into the house, Li Xiaoyu felt a little confused, scratched his head and said, "Do I need to wash that .......?" ”
Jin Lian covered her mouth and chuckled, "Brother Xiaoyu said that you laughed, you don't have to wash it." ”
After a while, Wu Song walked out of the room, took out a green leaf, and handed it to Jin Lian, "It's been washed, it's ready to blow." ”
"Thank you, uncle."
Jin Lian took the leaf, put it to her lips, and blew it gently, and then a melodious rhythm sounded, soft and slow, like warm water flowing gently, making people obsessed with listening.
After the song was blown, everyone applauded.
"Brother Xiaoyu, am I blowing well?" Jin Lian asked with a smile.
Li Xiaoyu wiped the beads of sweat on his head, "It's great, it's so good, by the way, have you finished reading the book of thought and morality I gave you last time?" If I read it, I'll take it for two days. ”
Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt that his ideological consciousness needed to be improved.
A few people drank and chatted, and they had a good time.
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the door, Jin Lian hurriedly got up to open the door, and after a while, she turned her head and said, "Brother Xiaoyu, looking for you." ”
"Who?"
Li Xiaoyu was fighting with Wu Song, and hurriedly got up and walked towards the door.
Seeing that the two people in front of him were, he was stunned.
One of them, with a big forehead and a round chin, healthy wheat-colored skin, and a pair of small eyes revealing a shrewdness, smiled at Li Xiaoyu.
The other one was born white and fat, and the two earlobes were very special, much larger than normal people, just like Manjushri Bodhisattva in Journey to the West.
"Did Lao Wang let you two come?"
Li Xiaoyu quickly confirmed the identities of the two, not because of anything else, but because the two of them were dressed too specially.
The man with the big forehead was wearing a brocade satin gown that he knew was worth a lot at a glance, and the man with big earlobes was even more special, and he was directly wearing a dragon robe.
And both of them have a different temperament, which is completely different from Wu Song and Hua Tuo and others, and there is a feeling of being superior.
"Dare to ask the names of the two honorable people?"
Li Xiaoyu hurriedly cheered up, knowing that these two people must have a lot of background.
The man with big earlobes arched his hand and said, "Presumably this is Li Xiaoyu's virtuous brother, under Liu Bei, Zi Xuande, after King Jing of Zhongshan, the grandson of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty........"
"What, you're Liu Bei!"
Li Xiaoyu was taken aback, but he didn't expect to bring the famous Liu Bei to life.
"Then is this Zhang Fei or Guan Yu?"
Li Xiaoyu hurriedly looked at the man with the big forehead next to him, but no matter how he looked at it, he didn't feel that it was quite in line with the image of Zhang Fei and Guan Yu.
The man with the big forehead arched his hand, squinted and smiled, "I'm Cao Mengde, and I will have to rely on Brother Xiaoyu to take care of me here in the future." ”
"You...... Are you Cao Cao? ”
Li Xiaoyu was so shocked that he took two steps back, okay, Lao Wang's guy directly made two heroes for himself.
"Li Xiaoyu, who's outside?" At this time, An Ran shouted in the courtyard.
Li Xiaoyu hurriedly calmed down and said, "I have relatives in the countryside again!" ”
As he spoke, he dragged the two of them inside.
The dress of the two immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Wu Song, Jinlian and Hua Tuo probably know very well, presumably these two people are the same as them.
Only An Ran, with wide eyes, looked at the two of them with a very strange look.
"This is my uncle and second uncle, the main occupation is to do group performances, this is not even a change of outfits to come over, you drink first, I will take them up to say something first."
As he spoke, he hurriedly dragged the two of them upstairs.
At this time, Li Xiaoyu also relieved himself from the identities of the two people who were surprised just now, because he had three experiences before, so he was much calmer this time.
"Since you two are here, they are my friends, just live here with peace of mind in the future, and live a two-year life in a down-to-earth manner, let him pass, and when you get here, you should reacquaint yourself, can you understand what I said?"
What Li Xiaoyu is most worried about now is that these ancient people are making trouble here.
Lao Wang's house is also enough to damage, just get these two rivals together, if you don't agree with each other, pull out your sword and cut off your head, Li Xiaoyu can't afford it.
"Brother Xiaoyu is too worried!"
Cao Cao arched his hand and smiled, "My Cao Cao's heart is not so small, that's all in the past, don't worry, we won't cause trouble for you, I have reconciled with Liu Bei on the way here." ”
Both of them used to be heroes, so of course they could understand what Li Xiaoyu meant.
Liu Bei also arched his hand and said, "Liu Bei has just arrived, and I still need Xiaoyu Xian Brother to take care of me here, rest assured, since I am a guest, I will not cause trouble to the host, Liu Bei is not a person who does not understand etiquette, but I am a Hanchen, and since I am a Hanchen, I am naturally inseparable from the thief." ”
Cao Cao was not happy when he heard this, "Who are you talking about, don't be a thief, what do I do, I will be a thief?" ”
Liu Bei snorted coldly, squinted his eyes and said, "You know what you have done." ”
"Okay, Liu Bei, I didn't plan to bother with you, but if you have to mention it, then I'll talk to you about it."
"Since the scourge of the Yellow Turban, the world has been in turmoil, and all parties have risen together, and I, Cao Cao, as a citizen of the Han Dynasty, have raised troops to exterminate all thieves and thieves, what is the crime? If there is no Cao Cao in this world, how many people will be called kings and how many people will be called emperors? ”
Liu Bei still squinted his eyes, and said in a strange manner, "Whatever you say, anyway, I, Liu Bei, and the Han thief are incompatible!" ”
"Enough!"
Li Xiaoyu listened to it loudly next to him, pointed at Liu Bei's nose and scolded angrily, "Why don't you say that you are so great, okay, you say that Cao Cao is a thief, what about you?" ”
"Cao Cao can achieve that position by virtue of his ability, but what about you? Every day, under the banner of the descendants of the royal family, he swaggers and cheats everywhere, anyway, there is no DNA testing technology in ancient times, so you can fool with red mouth and white teeth. ”
"Aren't you still leading a group of people all day long, cheating and drinking everywhere, beating if you can, and fooling you if you can't, isn't the world of the Han Dynasty also fooling you by a third? You're so embarrassed! ”
Although since ancient times, history has said that Cao Cao is a thief, a sinister and treacherous person, and a complete bastard.
As for Liu Bei, the responsibility is more for being kind-hearted and caring for the world.
However, Li Xiaoyu doesn't think so, to put it mildly, Liu Bei is the same as those big and small heroes who rebelled, they all raised troops to rebel under the guise of "Kuang Fu Han Family" and rebelled grandiosely, separating one side.
It's just that Liu Bei's ability to show off is stronger than others, and he cries every day with snot and tears, saying that he is worried about being controlled by Cao Cao, but in fact, he is a thief in his heart.
On the other hand, Cao Cao, although he is indeed a little cunning and ruthless, but in troubled times, such behavior is normal, why is Zhuge Liang like a god with soldiers, and Cao Cao is insidious and cunning here?
Isn't the essence the same?
Therefore, Li Xiaoyu has always been disgusted with Liu Bei from the bottom of his heart.
"I'm also here to support the Han family......."
Liu Bei was scolded by Li Xiaoyu, although he couldn't understand words such as DNA in it, he could roughly know what Li Xiaoyu meant.
"Help your uncle!"
Li Xiaoyu was originally prejudiced against Liu Bei, and Cao Cao was friendly just now, and he was still chattering there, plus he drank two more glasses of wine, and he couldn't help but become angry.
"What the are you wearing? Cao Cao didn't claim the title of emperor until he died, or did his son Cao Pi posthumously crown him ......."
Speaking of this, Cao Cao immediately said angrily, "And this matter? This disobedient son, I should have beheaded him if I knew that he was so rebellious! ”
Li Xiaoyu continued, "It's good for you, you were the king when you were alive, and you are still wearing a dragon robe, your two sons, one is called Liu Feng and the other is Liu Chan, which adds up to Feng Chan, you know best what the you want!" ”
"Also, if you really win the world, you touch your heart and say, will you return the throne to Emperor Han Xian? Damn, don't me here! ”
"Incisive!"
After Cao Cao heard what Li Xiaoyu said, he clapped his hands and laughed, "This kid is such a stinky virtue, I annoy him the most!" ”
Liu Bei's face turned red, and he didn't know what to say, and then suddenly burst into tears.
A handful of snot and a handful of tears, "My intentions are good, who knows that I am wronged!" ”
Li Xiaoyu sweated profusely, an old man who was half pulled, how could he say that he cried and cried, or the kind of crying, it seems that Professor Yi Zhongtian is right, Liu Bei has two great tricks in his life, one is to run, and the other is to cry.
"Xiaoyu, why did you make people cry?"
At this time, An Ran's voice came from downstairs.
Li Xiaoyu responded, "Oh, my second uncle Liu will perform his crying scene for me again, he is a group performance." ”
Liu Bei cried loudly and corrected, "It's not Second Uncle Liu, it's Uncle Liuhuang, I am the grandson of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty after King Jing of Zhongshan........
"Shut it up for me!"
Li Xiaoyu said loudly, it's okay for this Liu Bei to fool others in ancient times, but don't want to fool yourself here, your surname Liu is a relative of the emperor, then my surname is Li, why didn't I see Li Ka-shing get a billions of assets for himself?
"You both listen well, no matter what grievances you had in your previous life, when you come to me, you have to listen to me, if you dare to cause trouble for me, don't blame me......."
In the second half of the sentence, Li Xiaoyu suddenly found that he had no words, because he also realized at this time that what was standing in front of him were the two famous super heroes in history.
If these two people cause trouble, Li Xiaoyu really can't do anything to them.