"Anyway, if you eat me and live here with me, don't make a mess for me!"

Li Xiaoyu was speechless, prevaricated casually, waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'll find a dress for the two of you to change into first." ”

As he spoke, Li Xiaoyu opened the wardrobe and rummaged through, and Cao Cao said beside him, "Brother Xiaoyu is polite, I can wear whatever I want." ”

Liu Bei reluctantly dragged the dragon robe on his body, and said, "Can I not change it, I'm not used to wearing other clothes.......

"If you're not used to it, don't live here, go back to your palace compound, the contract has been signed, and wait for the soul to fly away!"

Li Xiaoyu didn't have a good airway.

Liu Bei's face changed, and then he muttered, "Then let's change it, but can you find me a yellow dress." ”

Li Xiaoyu was speechless, it seems that this guy is addicted to being an emperor.

In the end, Cao Cao changed into a polo shirt and a pair of jeans, Liu Bei has a soft spot for yellow, and Li Xiaoyu's only set of yellow clothes is the school uniform from high school.

Liu Bei wore it on his body, looked left and right in the mirror, looked at the words "Nanjiang No. 2 Middle School" printed on his back, and said, "Can you remove these words, embroidered dragons on it?" ”

"Okay, then you will be hungry in the future, you are the body of a real dragon, and these mundane things in our world can't enter your mouth!"

said, Chong Cao said, "Brother, don't bird him, let's sign the contract first." ”

Liu Bei hurriedly said, "Then I don't embroider the dragon, I will also sign it." ”

It was very smooth to sign a contract with these two heroes, and both heroes were extremely polite to Li Xiaoyu, and Wu Song's gang were two types of people at all.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei are both well-known heroes in history, and they are full of hearts and eyes, and even the eyelashes are hollow when they are plucked out.

They can distinguish between the important and the important, and they will not take the so-called "integrity" and other things too seriously, in their eyes, there are only tangible benefits.

They know that they have to rely on Li Xiaoyu here, and they know that they have a good relationship with Li Xiaoyu, as for losing a smile, it doesn't matter at all.

This is the main reason why Liu Bei and Cao Cao can do big things, but the heroes of Liangshan can't make big waves.

The real cattle man can bend and stretch, while the Liangshan hero can only stretch, not bend, and has a virtue with Xiang Yu.

After Li Xiaoyu cleaned up the two of them, he took the two downstairs to eat hot pot.

"Two uncles, I toast you."

An Ran politely picked up the cup, stood up and toasted Li Xiaoyu's "Uncle Cao" and "Second Uncle Liu".

Then he said, "It's a little late today, I have to go back first, you guys should rest early, and we'll meet again next time we find a weekend." ”

At this time, it was already more than eleven o'clock at night, because there was still class tomorrow, so An Ran said goodbye in advance.

Li Xiaoyu sent Anran Road to the entrance of the urban village, and the two stood next to the road and waited for a taxi.

"Li Xiaoyu, let me ask you something." An Ran said suddenly.

Li Xiaoyu thought to herself that she must ask Li Xiaoyu about suddenly having so many relatives, but she had already thought of a statement in her heart, "You ask." ”

Unexpectedly, An Ran looked at Li Xiaoyu and said softly, "You and Qiao Na have broken up, have you ever thought about finding a girlfriend again?" ”

"Huh? Why do you ask this? ”

Li Xiaoyu was a little surprised, and said, "I haven't thought about it for the time being, isn't it okay to be alone, why do you have to fall in love." ”

An Ran said again, "Then what kind of girl do you like?" ”

As he spoke, An Ran subconsciously brushed his hair with his hand.

Li Xiaoyu thought about it, and didn't know why, the first person who popped up in his mind turned out to be Jiang Yan.

It's not just because Jiang Yan is rich and beautiful, Li Xiaoyu always feels that she has a very mysterious aura on her, the kind of urge to let people get close to her and find out.

and the side that Jiang Yan showed in the hospital that day, which made Li Xiaoyu suddenly feel that Jiang Yan, who was actually rumored to be like a god, was always just an ordinary girl in her twenties.

"I can't tell, it depends on fate, I can't call the shots in this matter."

Li Xiaoyu sighed lightly, thinking of Jiang Yan's identity and his own identity, he couldn't help but feel a little lost.

"What is fate?" An Ran asked again.

Li Xiaoyu thought for a while, then suddenly looked at the other party and said, "Why are you so strange today, have you read too many Mary Sue novels recently, this is not like your style." ”

Only then did he suddenly react, today's eldest sister behaved a little abnormally, why was she so hypocritical all of a sudden.

At this time, a taxi happened to be driving in this direction, Li Xiaoyu stepped forward and pulled the car door, reached out and patted An Ran's little head, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and go home to wash and sleep, and watch less Mary Sue in the future." ”

"you!"

An Ran glared at Li Xiaoyu angrily, "You are a big fool!" ”

After finishing speaking, he got into the car and left in a huff, Li Xiaoyu stood in place for a long time without touching his head, thinking to himself, why did the eldest sister suddenly get angry?

But he didn't think too much about it, his relationship with An Ran was more iron and more iron, let alone angry, even if the two of them took the bricks and slapped their heads and bleed, they still had to team up to go to the hospital together the next day.

At this time, it was close to the early hours of the morning, and the urban village was no better than the urban area, and the night was quiet, and every family had already slept.

It took more than five minutes to walk from the entrance of the village to his house, and Li Xiaoyu walked alone in the dim street lamp.

But after just a few steps, he suddenly felt that something was not quite right, as if someone was following him, but every time he turned around, he didn't see anything.

Back in the courtyard, Cao Cao and Liu Bei had already sat down, drinking and chatting with Wu Song and the others.

The Three Kingdoms were before the Song Dynasty, so Wu Song and others also knew Liu Bei and Cao Cao, but Liu Bei and Cao Cao had never heard of Shuibo Liangshan, and there was a gap of nearly a thousand years.

Although Liu Bei did not wear a dragon robe, his sitting posture was still an imperial style, his back was straight, he sat in the guest of honor, replaced the chair with a high stool (the height of the high stool was higher than the chair), held the wine glass in both hands, and said to Wu Song, "I didn't expect to see the heroes and heroes of a thousand years later, you just said that you have done those things, I appreciate you very much, I respect you for this cup." ”

It's like a leader's tone.

Wu Song obviously didn't like the other party's attitude, and waved his hand and said, "We Liangshan heroes are all heroes who stand up to the sky, and we don't need anyone to appreciate them." ”

Although he also picked up the wine glass, he didn't clink glasses with Liu Bei, and raised his head and poured it alone.

Liu Bei has a very high emotional intelligence, and he is not angry when he sees the other party's unfriendly behavior.

Immediately changed his face, "Brother Wu Song is really a good man who stands up to the sky, I just heard you talk about your Liangshan, my Liu Bei's hatred was born a thousand years ago, if I am in the same era as you, I will definitely go to Liangshan with you and gather righteousness!" ”

"Come on, you!"

Cao Cao waved his hand beside him and said disdainfully, "Didn't you keep saying that you want to help the Han family?" Why did the Song Dynasty follow the rebellion? You're a chicken thief! ”

I don't know if there was a word for chicken thief in ancient times.

"Don't talk, I'm at odds with the thief!" Liu Bei said unhappily.

Wu Song suddenly slapped the table and glared at Liu Bei angrily, "Who are you talking about!" ”

In the Song Dynasty, the heroes of Liangshan were often referred to as thieves by the imperial court, and although they were indeed a gang of bandits, they were sensitive to this title.

"I'm talking about a thief, not like you."

Liu Bei also realized that there was something wrong with what he said, and hurriedly explained.

Just as Cao Cao was about to speak, he suddenly felt like someone was patting him on the shoulder.

When I turned my head, I saw that it was a little old man dressed up in pineapple and hip-hop.

"It's you!"

Hua Tuo smiled and said, "You're here too, are you feeling better?" ”

Because Hua Tuo doesn't drink, he has been holding the tablet and squatting on the side to play, so he has no sense of existence and has not attracted attention.

Cao Cao froze, "Who are you?" How do you know I have a head wind, strange, I look at you how familiar you are. ”

Hua Tuo smiled and said, "Look, you didn't believe me at the beginning, if I let me open your brain, you wouldn't have a head attack and die of pain later." ”

Hua Tuo was worried about Cao Cao's disbelief in him back then, and came here and asked Li Xiaoyu what the ending of Cao Cao was, and heard Li Xiaoyu say that Cao Cao had a head attack and died of pain, Hua Tuo nodded with satisfaction.

Cao Cao was stunned for a long time, and suddenly let out a strange scream, covered his head and said, "You are Hua Tuo!" ”

Because Hua Tuo changed his hairstyle and dress, Cao Cao didn't recognize him for a while just now.

"Prime Minister Cao, don't come unharmed, your head still hurts, why don't I open my brain, don't worry, I will definitely be able to help you heal." Hua Tuo said with a smile.

"Someone!"

Cao Cao suddenly jumped backwards and shouted, only to suddenly think that his army was not here, and stared at Hua Tuo vigilantly, "Don't you think, you old man, you wanted to kill me in the first place, and now you are still a thief!" ”

"Oops, I said I just wanted to treat you, you don't want to make purple, it's actually very simple, just split your head......."

"Don't come here, stay away from me!"

Cao Cao picked up a soup spoon in his hand, covered his head with one hand, and stared at the other party vigilantly.

"Little hip-hop, don't make trouble."

Li Xiaoyu was already happy next to him, it seemed that Cao Cao was also afraid, "Let's talk about it later, there is a sequel to Meteor Garden, you hurry up and take a look." ”

"Really!"

As soon as Hua Tuo heard the words Meteor Garden, little stars immediately popped up in his eyes, "That's great, I'll go back to the house first!" ”

As he spoke, he trotted back to the house with a flat plate and a cigarette.

"brother, it seems that you are also scared sometimes, haha!" Li Xiaoyu looked at Cao Cao's frightened appearance and felt very happy.

Cao Cao saw Hua Tuo leaving, so he put down the soup spoon, returned to his seat, touched his head and said, "I'm not afraid that someone will think about cutting off my head all day long, but this old man said that he would split my head and then dig out the root of the disease with a spoon. ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and glanced at Liu Bei, "Maybe Hua Tuo was sent by this guy to deliberately want to kill me!" ”

Liu Bei snorted coldly, "Han thief, everyone will be punished!" ”