An Ran had already left first, so Li Xiaoyu also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and let go of drinking and chatting with a group of ancient people.

Jin Lian sat on the left, Wu Song sat on the right, Cao Cao and Liu Bei sat opposite, such a dinner, looking at the whole world, it is estimated that Li Xiaoyu will have this treatment.

Listen to Cao Cao talk about poetry and songs, the moon and stars are rare, the black magpie flies south, and his love and yearning for Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao.

Listening to the story of Liu Bei's general Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, as well as the Battle of Chibi, that taste, except for Li Xiaoyu, ordinary people can't understand it at all.

"You guys play first, I'll go out and pee."

Liu Bei drank a few more glasses, and the emperor's style also decreased a lot, but he revealed a little bit of his nature, and his speech changed from the official accent just now to an authentic Sichuan dialect.

He used to be the emperor of Shu, and after staying there for a long time, his accent changed to Sichuan dialect.

Cao Cao said disdainfully, "After this kid keeps saying that he is the King of Zhongshan Jing, he is actually a little rascal who weaves mats and sells shoes, and he defecates and defecates everywhere if he drinks too much." ”

"I don't really like this person, I don't feel like a cheerful person."

Wu Song also followed, "Brother Wu told us about you, and our brother thought that this was a villain at that time. ”

"Haha, the hero sees the same thing, I toast you!" Cao Cao stroked his palms and laughed.

Li Xiaoyu asked curiously, "Brother Cao, was it true that Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind in the original battle of Chibi?" ”

Li Xiaoyu has always felt quite suspicious of this history, not because he doubted Zhuge Liang's scheme, but because he always felt that it was too evil to borrow the east wind.

Cao Cao said disdainfully, "The battle of Chibi was fought by Zhou Yu, and it has nothing to do with Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang. ”

"After this battle, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang made up the matter of borrowing Dongfeng in order to invite merit, which is really shameless, so they borrowed Dongfeng when they said it? It's as if they were relatives of the gods. ”

Ahh

At this moment, I suddenly heard a scream outside.

Several people hurriedly rushed out, and when they saw Liu Bei lying on the ground, covering his head with both hands, Wu Song frowned and said, "How do you pee, it's so much trouble!" ”

Liu Bei said bitterly, "Braincase, my braincase!" ”

A few people took a closer look, only to find that between the fingers where Liu Bei was covering his head, blood was constantly oozing out.

"Get people in, Jin Lian, you go and call out Little Hip Hop!"

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly helped Liu Bei up, returned to the courtyard, and when he took a look, he found that Liu Bei had a scoop on the back of his head.

"What's going on?" Li Xiaoyu frowned.

Liu Bei heard Hua Tuo say that it was no big deal, just bandage it, so he relieved his heart and said aggrievedly, "I don't know why, I have to be hit on the head with a stone when I urinate in my nest." ”

"You're saying you got your head smashed?"

Li Xiaoyu leaned over, took a closer look, and saw that Liu Bei's head was still stained with some dark red powder, like slag left by bricks.

"Someone smashed you, did you offend anyone here?" Li Xiaoyu wondered.

Liu Bei said with a bitter face, "I don't know which one it is, that dog smashed me and ran away, I just came here, how can I offend people!" ”

Li Xiaoyu pondered the same reason, but who smashed Liu Bei?

"You guys are still clawing (what to do), hurry up and scatter the arresters!"

Liu Bei waved his hand and said angrily, "I'm going to arrest that hapi (stupid)!" ”

But after saying this, Liu Bei saw that several people did not move, and then he remembered that this was not his Shu Han, and he was not qualified to order people here.

"Haha, God has eyes." Cao Cao clapped his hands and laughed.

"You melon peel (also stupid), don't laugh over there, it's hard to figure out that you'll be the next one!" Liu Bei said angrily.

Cao Cao laughed, "It's okay, I'm used to headaches, it's no problem to smash a few more, besides, I'm not a relative of the emperor, I'm not so delicate." ”

Between the lines, Cao Cao is sarcastic about Liu Bei.

"That's it, I'll investigate it later."

Li Xiaoyu waved his hand, no matter who smashed it, anyway, as long as Liu Bei's life was not in danger, and looking at Liu Bei's grinning appearance, he felt quite relieved in his heart.

If you want to say that this guy is weak enough, just cross over and take a brick, so it's okay, and let him be sober and sober, here he is not the emperor of Shu Han, a brick can deal with it.

Suddenly, Li Xiaoyu thought of something, "No, when you three heroes fought against Lu Bu, you should have kung fu, how can you shoot people with bricks?" ”

According to historical records, Liu Bei made a good sword.

"This ...... That melon baby was a sneak attack, and he just came over there, and his brain was still a little dizzy, so he didn't notice it. Liu Bei blushed and said a word.

Cao Cao laughed, "He has a fart kung fu, and Lu Bu did have such a thing when he fought against Sanying." ”

"But that is, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fought with Lu Bu, he was holding a sword and circling around beside him, in fact, he didn't have anything to do with him at all, and in the end he brazenly said that Sanying fought Lu Bu, and his cheekiness was admirable!"

Liu Bei's old face flushed, "You know a hammer, anyway, I'm on it, it's indeed three people!" ”

Li Xiaoyu sweated violently, it turned out that the Sanying Battle Lu Bu was like this.

This is the same concept as Li Xiaoyu, Ma Yun, Twist Vine, Xu Jiayin, and Boss Wang, whose combined wealth is enough to affect the economy of the whole of Asia.

After such a fuss, several people didn't have the heart to drink.

Jin Lian got up to clean up the table, and Cao Cao hurriedly smiled and went up to help.

Liu Bei yawned, "Which room do I sleep in tonight?" ”

"Sleep on your uncle, go wash the dishes!" Li Xiaoyu didn't have a good airway.

Liu Bei was puzzled, "But I have an injury to my skull." ”

"Not only do you have a brain skull, but you also have a bag in your skull, you are so lazy, hurry up and work, if you don't work, you won't have anything to eat tomorrow!" Li Xiaoyu said.

Liu Bei turned his head and said to Wu Song and Jin Lian, who were sitting on the sofa watching TV, "Then the two of them can rest." ”

"Wu Song can kill the tiger, Hua Tuo can cure the disease, what else can you do except fool, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and work, Jin Lian, brother, you two go to rest, let this kid clean up!"

Li Xiaoyu can be regarded as a bad breath now, he has always been very unkind to see Liu Bei before, and feels that this is the most shameless one in the Three Kingdoms, this is good, it finally fell into his hands.

Fortunately, Li Xiaoyu lives in a two-story "small western-style building", the room is just right, three rooms downstairs, and a bedroom downstairs.

There are four men and one woman in total, Liu Bei took the lead in arranging, "Miss Jinlian is a daughter, so she has to live in a separate room, Brother Wu Song and Cao A live in one room, Brother Xiaoyu and Doctor Hua Shen live in one room, and I sleep in a single room downstairs, just right." ”

"Fuck your uncle!"

Li Xiaoyu became a nameless fire, and this grandson would enjoy it, "You go and sleep with Wu Song, Brother Song, don't look at him like this, don't get used to him, if he grinds with you, you will treat him as a tiger and clean him up!" ”

Wu Song laughed, "The tiger is much cuter than him." ”

As he spoke, he picked Liu Bei up like a chicken, sandwiched it in the squeaky nest and rubbed it upstairs.

Cao Cao and Hua Tuo also went upstairs to rest, and downstairs Jin Lian was still mopping the ground very virtuously.

"Don't be busy, it's too late today, let's clean up tomorrow."

Through getting along in the past few days, Li Xiaoyu has become more and more fond of Jin Lian, and feels that she is not only virtuous and sensible, but also very smart.

"It's okay, just a while."

Jin Lian took the cloth and dragged the floor finely.

Li Xiaoyu leaned back on the sofa and suddenly asked, "What do you think of the two new arrivals today?" ”

Jin Lian was slightly stunned, "One is a real villain, and the other is a hypocrite." ”

"Incisive!" Li Xiaoyu laughed.

At night, Li Xiaoyu lay on the bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, feeling dry mouth.

Thinking about him, a poor student who can support himself enough, suddenly there is such a group of people in the family who want to rely on him to feed, where can he get so much money?

There are still more than 200,000 in the card, but it's not a matter if it goes on like this, the money will run out one day, and it will be difficult to take these people to the street to ask for food?

suddenly remembered that in addition to giving him 300,000 yuan, Jiang Yan seemed to have said that he would give him a bar.

Li Xiaoyu doesn't have any big ambitions, nor does he have any business acumen, and he has a vague concept of a bar, but he also knows that this is a business, so he will go to the hospital tomorrow to find Jiang Yan and ask him.

Thinking of seeing Jiang Yan again tomorrow, Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt quite happy, and even had a feeling of impatience.

How could I feel this way?

Could it be that I like Jiang Yan anymore?

Stop, stop!

Li Xiaoyu wiped a handful on his head, and strangled his thought in the cradle in time, he knew very well that he and Jiang Yan would always be people of two worlds, even if they were in line, Li Xiaoyu would probably not be able to take his turn for a few lifetimes.

Just when Li Xiaoyu was thinking wildly, he suddenly heard a noise outside, and he thought that it might be someone upstairs who came down to drink water or something, but when he listened carefully, something seemed to be wrong.

The movement outside was very small, and it seemed that someone was cautious, and if it was a few people upstairs, there was no need for this.

Could it be that there is a thief in the house?

Li Xiaoyu had a long heart, tiptoed his ear to the door and listened carefully for a while, and heard the sound of a drawer being opened outside.

"What the hell!"

Li Xiaoyu suddenly opened the door, turned on the light, and saw a man dressed in black and masked next to the cabinet in the living room, squatting in a black dress, rummaging for something in a drawer.

"It's not a small cowardice, stealing something and stealing something from me!"

As he spoke, he picked up his stool and rushed towards the man.

Syllable!

Unexpectedly, with a slight wave of his hand, the wooden stool was shattered, and then with a slight push, Li Xiaoyu's whole person flew out of the air and slammed into the wall with a bang.

Only then did he see clearly that although the man in black was masked and couldn't see his appearance clearly, he was half a head taller than Wu Song, and his body was very burly, just like an iron tower.

"Bold thief, where to run!"

At this time, Cao Cao also rushed down from the upstairs with a compromise, and slapped it on the other party's head, but his ending was the same as Li Xiaoyu, and he was also fanned out by the man in black with a slight hand.

"Brother Song!" Li Xiaoyu shouted.

Wu Song took a few steps downstairs, picked up the fist of the vinegar bowl and tore it with the other party.

Li Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately Wu Song was here.

But within a few rounds, Li Xiaoyu's eyes widened instantly, because he found that Wu Song was in that person's hands, and he was slapped out by the other party with a palm in the hands of that person!

When the man was about to rush over, there was a sudden sound outside that looked like a whistle, and he hurriedly swooped out of the room.

"What kind of person is this, kung fu is so good!" Wu Song exclaimed.

Li Xiaoyu also recovered from the shock, and suddenly found that Cao Cao next to him had a very ugly face, a face that was pale and pale, and his eyes were a little confused, as if he had seen something very terrifying.

"brother, are you okay!" Wu Song hurriedly said.

Cao Cao's two eyes stared at the direction where the man in black left, and after a while, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his words were fearful, "That person is Lu Bu!" ”