Without waiting for Dong Ping to speak, Li Xiaoyu smiled at the clerk, "How much do these clothes cost?" ”

The clerk quickly clicked on the calculator, "A total of two hundred and nine." ”

Li Xiaoyu turned his head and smiled at Dong Ping, "It's a little expensive, but it depends on you, brother, I think these clothes are cool on you, brother, what do you think, if it's OK, pay for it." ”

Dong Pingtie's face was blue, and his two hands rubbed the corners of his clothes vigorously.

The main thing is that he has a dime of money.

Li Xiaoyu has long eaten Dong Ping's virtue of dying to save face, and he has helped him seal it upright on the road ahead and back, and his high hat is buttoned, if he wants to find Li Xiaoyu to get money in front of the clerk at this time, he will definitely not be able to get over his face.

This is the thinking of a hero, and the concept of face is above all else.

Then Li Xiaoyu continued his combo, and when Dong Ping was in a dilemma, Li Xiaoyu hurriedly smiled at the clerk, "In this way, these clothes are put away first, my brother still needs to think about it, and if he thinks about it later, he will come to you to get it." ”

As he spoke, he patted Dong Ping's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Brother Dong, if you are not satisfied, let's continue to walk in another place." ”

said that it was a change of place, but in fact, out of the storefront, Li Xiaoyu dragged Dong Ping towards the outside of the mall, and said with a smile as he walked, "Let's come here today, I am quite satisfied with these two clothes, or Brother Dong has taste, I will be handsome when I go out in these two clothes." ”

Dong Ping let out an absent-minded sigh and opened his mouth several times, but in the end he was still embarrassed to say it.

It's just that when he walked out of the mall, it was called one step and three turns, and each step was shorter than the distance of a small-footed woman, and from time to time he went down to tie his shoelaces or something, although he was wearing clogs, and there was no such thing as tying shoes.

Seeing that this guy was still stiff with his neck resisting, Li Xiaoyu finally decided to use a killer move, turned out a bunch of photos taken by Dong Ping when he tried on clothes just now, and smiled at Dong Ping, "Brother Dong, in fact, I think those clothes just now are very good, you see, how handsome you are wearing, alas, it's a pity, these clothes are so good-looking, I'm afraid they will be bought later." ”

Dong Ping looked at the photos of handsome new clothes on the screen, and finally couldn't hold it back, "You can help me cushion the money first." ”

When he said this, he twisted his head to the side and made a special drag, this is the thinking of a hero, you have to make a drag to borrow money.

"That's not good, I've been short of money lately, and if you think about it, you don't have a serious job here, you don't have any source of income at all, and everything you eat is still mine, what will you pay back in the future?"

Li Xiaoyu can't be generous at this time.

Originally, it was already a particularly shameless thing to borrow money, but now that he was nakedly rejected, Dong Ping's face suddenly fell, "You are not a cheerful person, don't you just borrow some money, and it's not that you don't pay it back." ”

Li Xiaoyu smiled, "Brother Dong, you are really right, I have not been happy since I was a child........ and I don't believe you, you see that you have no income at all now, what will you pay me back in the future, if you wait for two years, you slap your ass and leave, who will I find for this money?" ”

Looking at Dong Ping's uncertain face, Li Xiaoyu suddenly sighed and said, "That's it, that's it, the manly husband is trying to be happy, so let's do it, I'll help you pay this account today, what to borrow or not doesn't exist, just think it's me to buy some gifts for my brother!" ”

Dong Ping was slightly stunned, and was immediately overjoyed, "This is true........"

Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, Li Xiaoyu waved his hand again and said, "I know Brother Dong's personality, and he has never done such a thing as being unmeritorious and unrelenting, if you accept my gift like this, you will definitely not be happy in your heart, or I still mean it, Brother Dong, if you have anything valuable, our brothers and sons will give each other gifts!" ”

Dong Ping was buttoned up with a high hat again, and a lot of words were blocked in his throat, and finally swallowed it again, rubbing the corners of his clothes awkwardly, "I don't have anything of value on me." ”

"So?"

Li Xiaoyu acted as a reason, "This is troublesome, you can't ask me for anything in vain, no, if this matter spreads, you will definitely be laughed at....... well....... let me think about it, in our time, valuable things are not necessarily concrete things, they can be abstract." ”

"Abstract?"

Dong Ping was a little puzzled, it was obvious that he didn't quite understand this new word.

Li Xiaoyu nodded, "In other words, this kind of thing can be a kind of spirit, or a kind of ability, for example, Brother Yan Qing's is very good, if it is him, he can help me blow the flute, as an exchange." ”

Dong Ping scratched his head in distress, "But I can't blow the flute......."

Li Xiaoyu picked his chin and said, "Then what should I do?" Brother Dong, what are you best at? ”

Dong Ping was embarrassed, "I'll have a little kung fu, hey, why don't I teach you kung fu?" ”

Li Xiaoyu shook his head slightly, "But if I want to learn kung fu, so many brothers are here, I can find anyone." ”

Dong Ping hurriedly said, "That's different, my dual spear skills are unique, the best in the world, except for me, you will definitely not find a second person to learn." ”4E

Li Xiaoyu shook his head again and said, "But I feel that the double guns are too long and not suitable for me, if they are shorter and more delicate, I can barely accept ........."

"Hahahaha!"

Before Li Xiaoyu finished speaking, Dong Ping suddenly laughed, then put his head to Li Xiaoyu's ear, and said mysteriously in his voice, "Let me tell you a secret, in fact, what I am best at is not double guns, but double knives, and I can teach you all the skills of double knives." ”

Li Xiaoyu grabbed Dong Pingde's arm, "Go, swipe the card!" ”

In the end, Li Xiaoyu used the cost of 290,000 yuan to get Dong Ping, the master.

For example, if Li Xiaoyu directly finds Dong Ping with 290,000 yuan and asks him to teach him double knife techniques, he will be scolded at best, and he may be sent to the hospital.

Dong Ping regards his kung fu as more important than his wife, as long as anyone has any intention on his kung fu, he will immediately blow up.

Li Xiaoyu could only take a roundabout way, dug a series of pits for Dong Ping, and asked him to jump into the pit step by step, and finally proposed to teach Li Xiaoyu kung fu It was also his initiative, but it was none of Li Xiaoyu's business.

Dong Ping was carrying a large bag of new clothes, his mouth was almost crooked with a smile, Li Xiaoyu struck while the iron was hot, "Brother Dong, I heard them say that your kung fu has never been passed on, and now you actually want to pass on the most quintessential sword skills to me, you are indeed a refreshing person." I used to hear that you Liangshan heroes are full of words, and they will never take back what they say, if you regret it, it is not as good as beasts, it seems that it is indeed true. ”

Dong Ping hugged a large pile of clothes, held his chin high, and said, "Of course, our Liangshan heroes always count." ”

Li Xiaoyu patted Dong Ping's shoulder lightly, knowing that this matter was a foregone conclusion.

Then in the afternoon of the same day, Dong Ping posted a status in the circle of friends, officially announcing that he accepted Li Xiaoyu as an apprentice.

The heroes immediately fried the pot after knowing this, and it was not strange who accepted Li Xiaoyu as an apprentice, but Dong Ping ........ let him teach others kung fu, it was better to let him push his daughter-in-law into someone else's arms, this is simply impossible!

Wu leaned on his glasses, "How did you do that?" ”

Li Xiaoyu smiled mysteriously, "Brother Junjunior, do you think money can buy everything?" ”

Wu Yong shook his head resolutely, "I can't buy it, I can't buy a lot of important things." ”

Li Xiaoyu shook his head lightly, and said with a smile, "Wrong, in this era, money can buy most things, and the remaining small part needs more money, as long as the method is used correctly, money is sometimes really omnipotent." ”

As he spoke, he turned around and drifted away, leaving behind Wu Yongjunshi, nicknamed Zhi Duoxing, with a bewildered face.

In fact, Li Xiaoyu didn't say this all ridiculing, he had always felt that money was not everything, and it couldn't solve everything.

But now, as his wallet grows more and more, he understands more and more the importance of money and the power of such a thing.

For example, today, the most important factor in dealing with Dong Ping must be an ingenious method, but if there is no 290,000, but a pile of clothes in the vegetable market, can Dong Ping be so good?

Shi Qian's side was not so troublesome, and when Li Xiaoyu proposed to worship him as a teacher and learn from him, Shi Qian actually acted a little flattered.

Among the one hundred and eight generals in Liangshan, Li Xiaoyu has always felt that Shi Qian is the most wronged one, and his ranking is one hundred and seventh, the second from the bottom.

However, this is obviously unfair, in terms of qualifications, Shi Qian originally joined the gang with Yang Xiong Shixiu and others, even if it is not an old qualification, but it is definitely not a rookie egg, and Yang Xiong Shixiu, who joined the gang in the same period, ranked dozens of places better than him.

In terms of fists and feet, although Shi Qian is not good at this, it is impossible to fall to the penultimate no matter how he ranks, there are a bunch of technical talents on Liangshan, Shi Qian can't beat those generals, but it is not much of a problem to beat Xiao Rang Jin Daqian, Zhu Gui Duxing or something.

In terms of merit, this has to be said, Liangshan has fought so many battles, large and small, which battle was not won by relying on the information obtained by the time?

It can even be said that the five tigers on Liangshan can be one or two less, but the time must not be less.

In short, no matter in terms of qualifications, ability, and contributions, even if it can't be ranked in the 36th Tiangang, it will never fall to the bottom of the ranking.

The reason for this is also because of the face concept of the heroes, who think that Shi Qian is a thief and does all the things of stealing chickens and dogs, so he is ranked second to last.

Although Shi Qian didn't show it on his face, he must be as clear as a mirror in his heart, who is he wronged if he is not wronged?

So when Li Xiaoyu proposed to worship him as a teacher, he was so excited that his eyes were red, and finally someone didn't dislike him, and finally found a sense of existence.

That night, Shi Qian was very interested in inviting Li Xiaoyu to dinner, saying that this was a little bit of the master's heart for the apprentice.

The location was chosen in a hot pot restaurant in the city, Dong Ping also piggybacked, Shi Qian was shy in his pocket, and the three of them had to choose to take the bus, but when they got off the bus, Shi Qian covered his trouser pocket and jumped to scold, "What about my wallet, who stole my wallet!" ”