Chapter 175: Dogs Chase Meat Buns
Shi Qian's real image is not much different from that in film and television works, thin and small, with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, no meat on his chest, only ribs are left, and he is about the same height as Wang Ying, but because of his thin stature, he looks coordinated and does not look short.
"Brother Xiaoyu, I can't compare with Brother Dong Ping, Brother Dong Ping is one of our five tiger generals in Liangshan, and he was also the first commander of Dongchang Mansion before going up the mountain, you can learn from him, that is the ancestor who has accumulated virtue."
Shi Qian picked up a glass of wine, but his emotional intelligence was very high, before talking about himself, he didn't forget to praise Dong Ping first, and then he pulled the topic to himself, "I'm the same, I haven't seen who my father and mother are since I was a child, and I've been wandering everywhere since I can remember, and in order to survive, I have developed the ability to steal." ”
"Later, thanks to Brother Song Jiang's refusal to give up, let me be the leader on Liangshan, and know the brothers of the Zhongjia, at that time I felt that I was really alive, but I still haven't forgotten, I'm just a thief, I guess I can't change it in this life, there are so many brothers who have the ability on the mountain, but you just let me teach you the ability, this is my honor, I respect you for this cup!"
When he said this, Shi Qian's eyes were slightly red, and he could see that he was actually an inferior person in his bones, and now he finally found a sense of existence in Li Xiaoyu.
"Master Shi Qian, Master Dong Ping."
Li Xiaoyu held the teacup in both hands and said solemnly, "I should respect you for this cup, to be honest, I, Li Xiaoyu, would not have thought that I would be able to worship you two as teachers in this life, it is estimated that it is not my ancestors who accumulate virtue, at least it is also the blessing of the ancestral tomb to deceive the corpse, from today on, you two will have one more stupid apprentice!" ”
Let's say, drink all the wine in the cup, Shi Qian and Dong Ping also poured the wine up, the three of them looked at each other, and then laughed.
The title of master and apprentice is decided.
"Brother Xiaoyu....... no, I should call you apprentice now."
Dong Ping smiled and said, "It's okay to teach you skills, but as your master, I think it is necessary for us to know why you are so eager to learn skills all of a sudden." ”
Li Xiaoyu smiled, "It's nothing, just learn some self-defense techniques........"
Shi Qian waved his hand to interrupt the other party, "Don't pretend in front of us, if you want to learn self-defense, Brother Lin Chong, Brother Lu Zhishen, Brother Yang Zhi, a lot of good hands are you can choose." ”
"When I came over today, Brother Junshi specially found me and Brother Dong Ping, saying that he saw hatred and anger in your eyes, and now we are in a master-apprentice relationship, if you still have something to hide from us, then you can't say it."
Li Xiaoyu sighed, knowing that this matter would definitely not be hidden, so he simply told the two of them about the cause and effect of the incident.
"Damn it!"
Dong Ping slapped the table fiercely after hearing this, "This kind of dog thing is not relieved to kill 10,000 times, don't worry, leave this matter to me, and I will definitely ....... the dog surnamed Liu."
"Two masters!"
Li Xiaoyu interrupted the other party, and his face suddenly became serious, "I know your intentions, but I only want to rely on myself in this matter, if the surname Liu is just targeting me alone, as long as it doesn't go too far, even if it is spit on me twice." ”
"The reason why I have to kill him is that he hurt An Ran, An Ran is my eldest sister, and she usually protects me everywhere, I swore a long time ago, if someone dares to touch her one day, I will not be able to spare that dog thing, so I want to do this matter myself!"
"Sure enough, it's a man!"
Dong Ping and Shi Qian said in unison, Li Xiaoyu's words were simply too angry with them.
Dong Ping forgot to say, "Just say this to you, I promise to teach you all I will!" ”
Shi Qian also said, "As long as you can endure hardship!" ”
Li Xiaoyu pinched the wine glass, "I grew up with hardships since I was a child, two masters, how to come here violently, if I frown, I am a fool!" ”
The next day.
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
"Master, Master, I don't practice anymore, I don't practice anymore, ahhhh
Li Xiaoyu had two buns made by Sun Erniang hanging on his buttocks, followed by a big wolf dog, and a group of heroes watching the excitement with their hands on their chests in twos and threes watching the excitement.
This is Dong Ping's first lesson to Li Xiaoyu, physical fitness class, in Dong Ping's words, physical fitness is the foundation of everything, let Li Xiaoyu practice physical fitness first and lay a good foundation.
Because it was Li Xiaoyu himself who proposed to be "violent" first, Dong Ping came up and put a big move, letting Li Xiaoyu hang a meat bun on his buttocks, and put a big wolf dog behind him to chase after him.
The big wolf dog didn't know where it came from, An Daoquan poured it with a side medicine, and the big wolf dog instantly became hungry and fierce, if Li Xiaoyu was caught up a little slower, the loss would not be two meat buns, it was estimated that even the meat on the butt would have to be torn off a large piece.
"Don't yell, watch your breathing, watch your rhythm!"
Dong Ping is quite qualified as a master, and he always keeps a tight face and observes every detail of Li Xiaoyu's training process attentively.
Li Xiaoyu has the heart to cry to death, usually he has to lie down tired after jogging for five kilometers, but at this time, he is using the speed of the 100-meter sprint, even if the Olympic champion comes, he can't bear it.
"Ahhh
The day before, I promised not to even frown, not to mention letting him be a fool at this time, even if I let him be a toad.
"You can stop, but the dog won't listen to me."
Dong Ping said loudly next to the runway, "Doctor Anshen is dispensing half an hour's amount of medicine, and if you hold on a little longer, there will be ten minutes left." ”
Then I heard An Daoquan correcting beside him, "When I was dispensing, my hand slipped and I put some more doses, it is estimated that it will take about half an hour." ”
As the big wolf dog's medicinal properties passed, the whining finally stopped, and Li Xiaoyu collapsed directly to the ground, stretching out his tongue and breathing heavily.
Don't ask why you stick out your tongue, when you are tired to the limit, it will feel much more comfortable to breathe with your tongue out.
"Well, it's okay, the first physical session is over." Bashan Academy
Dong Ping pinched the timer and nodded at Li Xiaoyu, who was spread on the ground.
Li Xiaoyu made an ah.......hhh
"I'll talk about this after you leave school."
Dong Ping shook his arm, "Rest on the spot for two minutes and prepare for the next physical fitness class!" ”
"No, no, no, I don't!"
Li Xiaoyu lay on the ground and gritted his teeth, "You kill me!" ”
"Okay!"
Dong Ping readily agreed, and said to Li Kui, who was playing with two stone piers not far away, "Brother Tieniu, borrow your stone pier for use." ”
There were at least three or four hundred pounds of stone piers, which were like cotton in Li Kui's hands, and they came at a trot all the way.
Dong Ping took the stone pier from Li Kui's hand with both hands, and showed a very playful smile at Li Xiaoyu.
"What do you want to do!" Li Xiaoyu was vigilant.
Dong Ping smiled without saying a word, and slowly lifted the stone pier to a distance of about one and a half meters above Li Xiaoyu's head, "I only count three, three, two, one!" ”
"What do you want to do...... Yes! ”
Before Li Xiaoyu finished speaking, the stone pier in Dong Ping's hand fell his head, Li Xiaoyu instinctively turned sideways, and the stone pier almost hit the ground against his scalp.
"Either I'll kill you, or get up and keep running for me!"
Dong Ping suddenly shouted angrily, "I'll follow you with a stone pier, if you don't catch up, I'll make your head bloom!" ”
Li Xiaoyu cried while running, if he knew that this guy was a sadist, who would still be looking for him to apprentice.
Another thirty-minute sprint was completed, and Li Xiaoyu almost fainted.
Dong Ping smiled at this time, "Yes, rest for half an hour and prepare for the strength training class." ”
An improvised device was moved by Dong Ping, a wooden shelf with a winch.
After half an hour of trimming, Li Xiaoyu felt a little relieved, and thinking that he didn't have to run anymore, he also felt a little more down-to-earth in his heart.
"What's this?" Li Xiaoyu pointed to the wooden shelf and wondered.
Dong Ping smiled, "This is what I asked Brother Li Yun to help build last night, a push-up assist." ”
A white-faced man next to him smiled slightly, "It's very useful." ”
This person's name is Li Yun, nicknamed the blue-eyed tiger, and he is a star.
It's a person who has almost no sense of presence on Liangshan.,Responsible for all the buildings and some utensils on Liangshan.,It belongs to the logistics department.,But it's definitely a skilled craftsman.,The building utensils and other tools made are strong and exquisite.。
"Auxiliaries?"
Li Xiaoyu looked carefully at the wooden shelf for a while, but he really didn't see anything different, next to it were two egg-thick handles standing vertically, and below was a whole wooden plank, and there was a small hole the size of an egg above the wooden board.
Li Yun explained with a smile next to him, "Doing push-ups on this assistive device can make you feel longer lasting and more passionate." ”
Li Xiaoyu said with a smile, "It turned out to be fitness equipment, don't use it, don't use it, it's hard to say anything else, just push-ups, I don't need any auxiliary things, I can do fifty or so in one breath, don't you break the cow?" ”
Li Yun smiled, "This machine can let you make a thousand." ”
"How is it possible, this thing is not a doping."
Li Xiaoyu didn't agree with this, even if it was assisted by fitness equipment, it would increase by one or twenty tops at most.
"It's useless to talk more, Brother Li Yun, you can show Li Xiaoyu a demonstration." Dong Ping said beside him.
Li Yun walked over with a smile, lifted up a bluestone slab that was about two centimeters thick prepared in advance, and then controlled the bluestone slab with both hands, and once and again, the imitator did push-ups.
After going up and down about fifty times, Li Yun smiled and said, "This is the fifty you could only do, and then it's time to witness the miracle, Brother Dong Ping!" ”
Dong Ping hurriedly walked over, held the winch, and began to turn it gently.
Whoosh –
At this time, a sharpened steel bar suddenly popped out of the small hole at the top of the wooden board, and as Dong Ping turned the winch, the steel bar went up and down.
Li Yun followed the rhythm of the steel bar, holding the bluestone slab up and down, and introduced, "For example, you suddenly don't want to do it when you do it here, and your movements are a little slower........
After speaking, with both hands, the bluestone slab pressed down on the wooden board, but the winch in Dong Ping's hand did not stop.
I only heard a snap, and the two-centimeter-thick bluestone slab was actually poked by the steel bar!
"Now you know the purpose of this auxiliary device, I promise you........Hey, Brother Xiaoyu, where are you going?"
Li Xiaoyu had already run dozens of meters away, and he didn't look back, "I'll go home and dry my clothes!" ”