Chapter 414: Innocent Little Monster
The village chief was stunned for a moment, and immediately said, "What are you anxious about, aren't you the dead chicken you want to kill?" Now that these two chickens are not dead, you are in a hurry to leave, you can simply eat them alive. ”
Second Uncle Li really didn't seem to want to take the chickens that weren't dead, so he said, "Okay, I'll wait for them to die, can't I wait for them to die?" ”
Then Second Uncle Li's eyes kept staring at the two chickens, looking like that, hoping that they would stop struggling and die soon, so that he could take them away.
Second Uncle Li doesn't understand the intentions of the village chief, but I understand, Second Uncle Li is now fascinated by demons, and follows the demons to deliver chickens, who knows where to send them, although the village chief is bold, but he is not bold enough to follow the demons back to the nest alone.
Who knows if the nest of monsters will finish eating the chicken, and whether they will even give it to the village chief. But the village chief couldn't find any good reason not to go for a while, so he wanted to delay a little longer.
Soon, the two chickens were silent, and the village chief still didn't think of any ideas, so he directly handed the chicken to Second Uncle Li and said, "I'm busy, I'll catch you again, and kill the chicken for you, it's enough to see you, you can bring this chicken back yourself." ”
As a result, Second Uncle Li, who wanted two chickens so much, saw the village chief hand him the dead chicken, and he was so frightened that he took a step back, as if he was afraid that the chicken would touch his hand.
Obviously I came to ask for chickens, but I tossed in the chicken coop just now, why did this guy not dare to pick up these two chickens now, which is strange.
The village chief took another step forward, but Second Uncle Li took another step back, and the village chief said, "Do you want it or not, if you don't want it, I'll throw it away." ”
Second Uncle Li hurriedly said: "Don't throw it, don't throw it, it's not good if it falls to the ground, our boss said, this chicken must be sent by you, I can't even touch it." So you'll have to come with me now, or I'll get off this stinking arm. ”
It seems that this little monster really doesn't have any IQ, and will only use this trick to scare us, but I have to say that his trick is quite effective, and we are really caught by his trick.
I said, "Well, he really has some other things that he can't get away with, anyway, you just want to find someone to follow you to deliver the chickens, and I'll go." ”
When I said this, the village chief was taken aback and said, "Young man, this matter is very dangerous, don't be reckless, although I don't want to go to the monster den by myself, but I don't want others to take risks for me." ”
I said, "Don't worry, village chief, I'm a cultivator, even if I really turn my face, I don't have to be afraid of them, I don't believe you asked her." ”
I pointed at Ran Xuemei, and Ran Xuemei hurriedly said: "Yes, he is indeed quite capable, but ......"
I hurriedly said, "Don't do it, I'll just deliver it." ”
Saying that, I took the chicken in the village chief's hand, and put both of them in my own hand, I naturally didn't do it all for the village chief, I suspect that Brother Yao's disappearance has something to do with the owner of this monster, even if he doesn't let me go with me, I plan to follow him over to have a look, and now it's just right to follow him to deliver the chickens.
Second Uncle Li was quite unhappy, and said, "No, you say that whoever you want to send it will be delivered, and he must go." ”
I asked, "I have to let him deliver it, and your boss has to explain it?" ”
Second Uncle Li finally reacted, I was tricking him, and immediately said angrily: "Do you care?" Anyway, I just want him to send it, and others can't go. ”
This, brother is still sending this chicken today, if you don't let me go, I have to go, and as soon as his mind turned, he said to Second Uncle Li: "Don't you hope that the guy who is lazy and lazy, but is favored by your boss, will be killed by the cultivator sooner?" I'm a cultivator, I'll go with you, and you tell me quietly which one is, and I'll write it down secretly.
Although it is inconvenient to clean him up in your lair, it is impossible for him to stay in the nest all the time, and when he comes out to move, I will help you get him, do you think? ”
Second Uncle Li's cloudy old eyes immediately showed some brilliance, and I could see that what I said really made the little monster on Second Uncle Li's heart moved, and I sighed in my heart while rejoicing, the IQ of this animal is really worrying, and I don't know how much he hates his guy who has won the favor of the boss.
Second Uncle Li rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and said, "Then you have to promise me, if you kill that guy, you have to kill it secretly, even if it is in case our boss finds out, you can't tell me." ”
I said, "Don't worry, buddy is so good at everything, and he's a man of his word, since he wants to help you kill that guy, he won't bother you." ”
Second Uncle Li's face showed joy again, and asked me to pick up the two chickens and hurry up with him.
I didn't delay, I went out of the village chief's house with the chicken, followed Second Uncle Li around, and walked outside the village.
Because it was just dark, there were occasional people on the road who returned late from farm work, and some would greet Second Uncle Li and ask him: "Second Uncle, why are you going out of the village so late?" Have everything been settled at home? Your daughter-in-law didn't make any more trouble, did she? ”
The few villagers I met basically asked these two sentences, and it seems that the people in the village know a lot about the evil things in Uncle Li's family.
And although the content of these people's questions is the same, the tone is different, you can hear that some people really care about Second Uncle Li, and they are afraid that the affairs of his family have not been dealt with, but there are also some people who are purely watching jokes, and in the spirit of gossip, they want to inquire and have fun.
But whether it was well-intentioned and caring, or boring and planning to watch jokes, Second Uncle Li didn't care about it, just stared at the road and walked forward.
Someone else asked Second Uncle Li, who am I? Ask us that the two of us are carrying two chickens, who are we going to send them to?
Of course, Second Uncle Li also chose not to pay attention to everything, Second Uncle Li didn't speak, and I didn't speak, just as those villagers who passed by didn't exist, when they were all phantoms, all the way out of the village, and slowly there was no one.
Second Uncle Li seemed to breathe a sigh of relief and said, "It's finally out, these things are annoying, have you humans always been so annoying?" When you meet, do you have to say two words and inquire about other people's privacy? ”
"It's not all, it's actually used to it, and it's not so troublesome." I said casually.
Second Uncle Li didn't make any further comments, and asked me, "Why are you so kind to help me clean up that bastard?" ”
I casually made up a few nonsense sentences and said: "I have also encountered the kind of situation you said, when I was a child, our family was poor, and there were many brothers and sisters, although it was not too full, but it was just a steamed bun and pickles, and if it was a little better, it would not be able to eat."
Children, you know, there is no one who is not greedy, and you must want to eat something delicious, but the family situation at home does not have so much spare money to improve life, so as long as it is delicious, it has to fall into the mouth of my youngest brother.
Those of us who are elder brothers look greedy, and they don't dare to say anything, and if they dare to complain, they will be counted, saying that we are so old and ignorant, and we are fighting with a small person, saying that we are not productive.
But the little one wasn't a few years younger than me, and I remember that when I was his age, my mom didn't give me anything good.
What's even more unacceptable is that once I had a birthday, although I didn't have any gifts, but the child still felt that birthday was a very stinky and beautiful thing, and shouted early in the morning, today I have a birthday, today I have a birthday.
When the younger brother heard it, he said it was his birthday, and I took the calendar and told him that it was my birthday, but he lied to him, and if it wasn't his birthday, he cried.
Then my mom came, said I was ignorant, made my brother cry, beat me, and then hugged my brother and coaxed me, saying that I was talking nonsense, that is, his birthday. ”
The first half of this story I made up, and the second half was plagiarized from the experience of one of my classmates, but I didn't expect that when Second Uncle Li heard it, when he looked back at me, he actually burst into tears.
I just wanted to take the opportunity to chat with him a few more words, but Second Uncle Li's tearful eyes suddenly became serious.