Chapter 145: The Ancient Version of Home Alone (4)

Well, when a person knows that he has no way back, then he can only move forward bravely!

The two bitter spy brothers stepped out of their tragic legs and continued to move forward, forward, forward! Go ahead!

Well, change the background music to the national anthem of the Celestial Empire! music! Rise! 1

The two of them walked forward tragically, walking, walking, walking——————

Wait a minute? What about the traps? What about the trap we've been waiting for? baby,comeon?! I know that there must be a trap waiting for us in front of you, and we have made full mental preparations to sacrifice the ego and fulfill the ego!

Come on, come on! Let's make the trap more violent! comeon,baby!

But the two of them have been tragically gone for a long time, and there is still no trap?

Ah, I'll just say! Aren't they just two little kids! Donkey skills are exhausted, right? Doesn't have the ability? Let's go with my uncle? Uncle gives you candy to eat!

The first spy and the second spy grinned their white teeth————cough cough, wrong, wrong, it was pitch black lips, revealing white teeth!"

The two of them rubbed their hands together and said cautiously: "Little friend, don't hide anymore, come out obediently!" We'll treat you well! ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei carefully reflected the light in the mirror and watched the two spies slowly approaching, the two children's eyebrows jumped, and their expressions were very weird.

The two spies spun around and turned into a large room.

"Come out, kids! You're already surrounded, so don't be stubborn! We don't want to hurt you! So for the sake of peace, for the sake of our beautiful and pure friendship, you should take the initiative to come out! The spy began with the temptation of his incorruptible tongue.

Ahem, ahem, uncle, uncle! You probably don't know that these two children have already cultivated a sharper tongue than you under the influence of a certain Wan's super three-inch incorruptible tongue, right?

Well, well, now is not the time for a war of words, you, be careful!

At this moment, a cold voice seemed to come from all directions: "You were hit by dog shit tonight, you want to see ghosts!" Hell! Hell! —————— "The repetition of an infinite number of ghosts spreads far, far away————

The spy shook the spirit and asked the second spy: "Hey, brother, do you say, are those two bloody mouths we saw tonight ghosts?" ”

The second spy forcibly pretended that I was very calm, and you kid didn't want to be alarmist and said, "Haha! What kind of international jokes, how can there be ghosts in the world? That's just a scary thing, how can there be a ghost?! ”

Okay, second brother spy, your voice is shaking. I've been shaking! Really, don't you tremble when you hear it?

"Those who are drowned in cow dung tonight will see ghosts, ghosts, ghosts————" The voice sounded again, and all kinds of ghosts repeated infinitely, spreading far away.

The first spy and the second spy had already stripped off his clothes because he was taking a cold shower, so he came up wearing a pair of pants, and now when he heard such an infiltrating sound, goosebumps all over his body suddenly rose.

At this moment, the light of a smile in the distance slowly lit up, gradually getting brighter and brighter, brighter and brighter.

The two of them remembered that they were deceived by this light just now, and they were deceived by those two children, so that they became what they are now! The two of them shook their heads at the same time, indicating that this light was definitely a trap, and it absolutely had to be a trap!

But that light kept dangling and dangling, it didn't seem like the height of two children?

So what could it be?

The two of them still couldn't suppress their curiosity, and slowly approached the light.

When the two of them got closer and saw everything in front of them clearly, they almost burst into tears!

I saw that this light is a real candle this time! This time it's finally a real candle!

Oh my God, you've finally become a real candle!

Looking down through the light of the candle, it is a very ordinary table, but the things on the table are very attractive~!

I saw a few dishes on the table, including roast chicken, braised pork, and a few dishes of vegetarian dishes. There are two sets of wine glasses and chopsticks next to it.

When the first spy and the second spy were outside, they vomited a lot, and almost vomited out the liver and gallbladder, and now after such a toss, I really feel a little hungry!

Spy 1 asked Spy 2: "You say, is this a trap?"

The second spy was also a little hesitant, you said, two people who were very miserable, suddenly saw that the other party actually set up a feast to entertain themselves, who to change, who believes?

At this time, a timid voice came from a distance: "Uncle, I'm sorry, we didn't mean to!" This is a dinner we have prepared for you! Enjoy your meal! You're welcome! ”

Ahh I'll just say it! How can there be such a naughty child in the world? How can it!

Well, since you two are so sensible, let's be disrespectful, and after you've enjoyed it, let's take you back to ask for credit! This world is still very beautiful!

The spy and the spy sat on the chair with a smile, trying the firmness of the chair, well, very good, the chair didn't do anything! It seems that these two children really admit their mistakes!

Well, since these two children are so sincere, let's give them a chance to mend their ways!

The two of them happily picked up a piece of braised pork with chopsticks and stuffed it into their mouths and bit it!

Quack——————

Wow———— two of them spit out the braised pork in their mouths at the same time, stood up from the table, and screamed: "What is this?" ”

"Ahahahahaha————ha Hahahaha, I laughed to death, they actually ate these stones as real dishes! Ahh I'm laughing to death! ”

What the? Stone?!

Spy 1 and Spy 2 jumped up at the same time, picked up the candle and moved forward, and took a serious look, so in an instant, there was smoke in the seven orifices, and all kinds of smoke appeared!

Oh my God! Heaven, send down a divine thunderbolt to kill them! The two children actually picked up some stones, and sprayed all kinds of paint on them, and under the candlelight of the shadows, they couldn't tell the real from the fake at all!

And there is also a stone that is pure and natural like a roast chicken, the light shines like this, Nima, who can tell the real from the fake?

These two hard-pressed spies were tricked by two children again!

The two spies couldn't hold back any longer, and rushed to the next room, just about to catch the two children and teach them a real lesson! ———— just as they pushed the door in, at this critical moment—————— well, this time there was no more gasping——————

As soon as the spies saw a man in a long white dress and long hair, he slowly turned his body towards him, and said in a gloomy tone: "You are here! You're finally here! I've been waiting for you so hard! Look at my face, isn't it familiar! ”

The man turned slowly, the lantern was placed under his chin, the light refracted by the lantern hit his face, and the brass bell-like eyes, bloody mouths, and a strange smile looked at them.

"Ahh Hell! The spy was no longer calm, he screamed wildly, turned around and wanted to run, but when he looked back, he didn't know when the door had been closed.

The two of them turned around and were about to run in the other direction, when a relatively short figure suddenly appeared in front of the two people, with the lantern placed on the chin, and said coldly: "Where are you going?" Don't you really want to come in? Why are you leaving? ”

"Ahh Help me! Spy 1 and Spy 2 screamed frantically, turned around and continued to run.

Before he had run three steps, a short ghost held a lantern on his chin and said gloomily: "I'm so lonely! I've lived here for 300 years, so come and be with me! I'm so lonely! ”

"Don't! Let's not stay! We're going back! "The nerves of Spy 1 and Spy 2 are really about to collapse, and the two of them don't know where to run.

Three white figures approached step by step, one tall and two short, each with a lantern on his chin, and said as he went: "Ah, I'm so lonely! It's been a long time since I've eaten human flesh! I don't know what human flesh tastes like! You've eaten all the food I cooked for you, right? Now that I'm full, I'm going to eat you! ”

"Don't, don't! Don't come here! ————" The two poor spies were already hugging each other in fright, trembling.

Hey, you're a gentleman, you're scared like this? Hey, shame on you!

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei took off the lantern, and in the dark, he slowly approached the two spies, and said in a cold and terrifying voice: "Look at us, see who we are?" ”

"Don't look, resolutely don't look!" The two spies were already dead with their eyes closed, and they didn't dare to open their eyes anymore.

At this time, Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei recovered his voice and said, "Uncle, uncle open his eyes and look at us!" It's us! Look at us! ”

Hallucination! It must be a hallucination! This ghost turns into a child and tempts himself! Don't be fooled by this! Don't be fooled! I can't believe it even if I am killed!

"Uncle, aren't you going to arrest us? We're right in front of your eyes right now, you're coming to get us! Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei continued to say in his own voice.

"Don't look, don't look, let's not look!" The first spy and the second spy were already dead and didn't seem to dare to open their eyes.

Xiong Ji also put down the lantern, took the rope, and tied the two of them up like a twist.

Two hours later, King Yan finally came back with someone, and before he entered the house, he saw two men lying on the ground with dark faces, bubble noodles, and muttering that they would not look at me and resolutely not look at them, and they were tied to the ground.

"Yo! Who are these two people? King Yan asked curiously, no one lives near this house, who are these two people? Why do you keep your eyes closed, and keep muttering in your mouth that you don't look at it, and you don't look at it?

Xiong Ji smiled but did not speak.

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei The two living treasures shrugged their shoulders at the same time, spread their hands, and replied in unison: "God knows who he is!" ”