Chapter 144: The Ancient Version of Home Alone (3)

Looking at the neat and clean stairs, the two spies stepped up without hesitation!

The two children just walked by! There are no traps on the stairs!

So, the two spies went up boldly with confidence.

One, two, three, four, safe, no problem! The two of them continued to step up more boldly!

Suddenly, there seemed to be a slight creaking sound under my feet, no, the stairs were about to break! The stair slab can only bear the weight of a child, but not the weight of an adult! So, the children are fine when they go, and they are broken when they go!

The two spies had already begun to adapt to Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei's torture and blows to themselves, and subconsciously grabbed the handrail of the stairs, and just when their hands grabbed the handrails, the staircase board under their feet broke violently!

Sample! We two adults can't play with you two little kids?

But, but! Before the two spies could be proud, Wan Tianbao's little face suddenly appeared from above the stairs, and the two of them smiled and slowly poured the oil in the bowl down the handrail of the stairs. After pouring the oil, he turned his body tacitly at the same time, and twisted his little buttocks at the same time.

The two spies felt their palms slip, and their bodies involuntarily swished backwards and went backwards!

At this time, the dung rake that had just inserted the second spy reappeared, and greeted the two spies' big butts in vain!

"Ah————" The spies screamed at the same time, and the second spies pulled out the dung rake for the second time, let's not guess where the dung rake was inserted! Can't guess! We are all pure and good children!

The two children stabbed and disappeared again.

The spies stood there gritting their teeth, looking left and right, the stairs were broken, the handrails were full of oil, and the only way to go up was to fly up.

But God knows what trap will meet you from above?

After weighing it, the two decided to climb up with a rope! In this way, you can attack and retreat!

The two men picked up a rope from the ground, tied a knot, threw it up, and hung something sturdy, and the two of them tested the strength to support the weight of the two people, so they grabbed the rope and slowly climbed up.

Strangely, there were no traps during the climb? How strange!

Well, there are no traps, they are already starting to get out of place!

Carefully go upstairs, or no traps? Put away the rope and walk slowly in the dark.

Suddenly, there was a slight whistling sound ahead!

The two spies reacted instinctively, and a miniature spear flew over ———— Huh, and a miniature long knife flew over ————, and another miniature axe flew over ————! The two men skillfully knocked down the flying weapons. Hey? Wait, why are these weapons so small? It's all miniature plates?

Before the two of them could come back to their senses, a bunch of weapons and miscellaneous weapons were thrown over as hidden weapons!

Skillfully shoot down without hesitation, all down!

Cut, a piece of cake! Fighting alone, I haven't been afraid of anyone!

But when the two of them have knocked down all the weapons, and are just about to continue to shoot down the other weapons, at this time, yes, at this critical juncture, right at this ——————, can you not breathe? Can you just say it?

Well, at this moment, a bloody mouth suddenly appeared in front of the two people!

Yes, it appeared suddenly, because it suddenly appeared in front of his eyes from the top of his head, yes, that's right, it hung upside down from the roof, and there was only a bloody face with a big mouth and big eyes!

It just appeared in front of them out of thin air, and the distance was only five centimeters!

"Ah!! Hell! The spies screamed wildly, and the frightened souls were almost gone!

At this time, Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei appeared again, two people held a jar of soybeans with bad intentions, and sprinkled it on the ground so gently, Xiong Ji, who was hanging upside down on the roof, stretched out his hand and pushed it gently, and the two spies who were scared out of their souls were pushed down at once.

And waiting for them below is the very familiar dear dung rake brother!

"Ah————" is another very familiar scream!

Detective 2 hated again and pulled out the dung rake inserted in his ass, well, we are all pure and good boys, let's still not guess where this dung rake is inserted in the ass of Spy 2!

Well, dear, I know you guys like this dung rake very much! You see, the dung rake brother is shy, and he is blushing! He's already plugged in one night - three times for you! It's really shy, shy!

The faces of the spies and the second spy turned completely green, and the two of them cheered each other on, telling each other that there are actually no ghosts in the world! All ghosts are illusions! Don't let the illusion scare you again! Especially not to be plugged by a manure rake for the fourth time!

The second spy rubbed his buttocks, and his heart was very depressed: why are the three insertions in the same place? Why? Why, exactly?

The two of them went up to the second floor again, and this time the two of them learned to be obedient, and used 120,000 points of spirit to deal with the ghost-like face that could appear at any time.

But there was silence on the second floor, nothing! There are no miniature versions of the eighteen weapons, no grimaces and no beans.

You look at me, and I look at you, both of you are very unsure why it is so quiet.

Well, since there are no traps, let's move on.

I finally stepped on the second floor, and there was a burst of light in front of me. Well, finally there is no need for fire folds, there is finally light, so let's go to the place of light! Maybe those two imps are hiding in the light?

The two of them sneakily approached the light, and sure enough, they saw Wan Tianbao and Wan Tianbei sitting in a corner with a frightened face, holding a faint candle in both hands and looking at them.

Spy 1 and Spy 2 looked at each other, and both of them were very proud. Child, after all, it's a child, even if it's naughty, there's a limit, and now it's all gone, right? Dumbfounded, right? Running out of ideas, right?

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei said in unison: "Uncle, we know that we are wrong, we will definitely go with you obediently!" ”

Well, the attitude of admitting mistakes is very good, very good, and it is a good seedling that can be cultivated!

But in the next second, a strange smile appeared on Wan Tianbao's face, and he said, "But uncle, I peed my pants just now because I was too scared!" Can you get me a candle and let me change my pants before I go? ”

Well, this reason is acceptable! Kids! I'm sure you'll be scared to pee your pants when you encounter such a scene! We can all understand this!

The spies said proudly: "It's good to know!" Don't try to run away again, or we're going to smash your little ass! ”

Wan Tianbei said with an aggrieved face: "Got it! We must be obedient! ”

Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei handed over the candle in his hand at the same time, but he turned around and got into an iron pot.

Well, the iron pot! Well? Wok???? Why drill an iron pot? Aren't you going to change your pants? We are all gentlemen, we are masters, you are gentlemen, do you need to hide in an iron pot to change your pants?

Wait, why does this candle in my hand feel so strange? Aren't all candles very nice and moist? Why does the candle in my hand feel like it is made of paper?

The spies and the spies felt that something was wrong at the same time, and at the same time they looked down and looked at each other's light. What is this!

In the next second, the light in the hands of the two spy brothers suddenly lit up violently, and then there was a huge explosion!

Boom ———— ...... in his hand Candle...... Exploded? Candles actually ...... Exploded?

After a burst of choking black smoke, Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei laughed and got out of the iron pot, turned his body towards the scout, and twisted his little ass at the same time, all kinds of twists, all kinds of twists, all kinds of squeezing!

After twisting the little buttocks, I turned around and ran!

Spy 1 and Spy 2 were already petrified in place, the two of them turned their bodies tremblingly, looked at each other, and lit the fire with trembling, seeing that each other's faces were already pitch black, and the hair on their heads was originally noodles, but now they are all instant noodles, and they exhaled a breath, and they were all smoking!

Two adults are really going to cry!

Why, why are there such naughty children in the world? Why is there such a child in the world who can act? Why are there such maddening children in the world?

Whose seed is this child? I'm going to strangle their daddy! Look what you've been born to! What a scourge on earth!

Well, since you firmly believe that it was a candle that exploded, I won't tell you that it was actually not a candle but a cannonball!

Well, this so-called candle is actually the stuff of cannonballs, and in fact it is not the work of the child's mother, but the work of these two children! What the? Not convinced? Oh, nothing is impossible! While their mothers were researching gunpowder and doing all kinds of experiments, the two children used bombs as cannons!

Ay! There is a mother like that, I really can't complain that these two children are too smart! Ears and eyes, ears and eyes!

Spy 1 and Spy 2 finally came back to their senses from the rumbling tinnitus, and the two of them hugged their heads and cried bitterly!

Hold your head and cry for their miserable experience! Why do the two of them still think that pie fell from the sky and hit their heads during the day? Now I know, where is this pie? It is clearly wrapped in golden gold paper, and the seemingly ingots are actually the most cheating big explosives bag in the world!

What's even worse is that they haven't reported to the above yet, so they can only continue to deal with these two world-level super scourges!

Oh my God, when is it a head! You'd better give me a cut off as soon as possible!

If you have such a son in this life, you might as well let yourself kill yourself first!