Chapter 16: Wu Song's Greatest Glory
An Ran was obviously frightened by this big man's posture, and was a little stunned for a while, not knowing how to respond.
"This is my cousin, Wu Xiaosong."
Li Xiaoyu hurriedly said to Wu Song in a deep voice, "Your square dance pace is too chaotic, you still need to practice more, hurry up and train quickly, otherwise you will go back and let those old men laugh at you." ”
The heroes of Liangshan are the most taboo to be laughed at, and when Wu Song heard this, his face changed, and he hurriedly took a fan and continued to practice his square dance steps.
Seeing An Ran's confused face, Li Xiaoyu hurriedly dragged her towards the house.
"Sister-in-law, good luck!"
In the room, Jin Lian saw Li Xiaoyu come in with a strange woman, and quickly got up sensibly to say hello.
In the concept of ancient people, a man can't take a woman home casually, and if he takes it home, it must be a particularly intimate relationship, so in their eyes, it is natural to regard An Ran as Li Xiaoyu's "insider".
Before An Ran could respond, Li Xiaoyu hurriedly said, "This is Pan Xiaolian, my cousin." ”
Hua Tuo squatted on the sofa with a flat tablet, he didn't know which plot he saw, he cried profusely, raised his head and nodded to An Ran, which was regarded as a greeting.
"This is my second uncle, Hua Xiaotuo."
After Li Xiaoyu finished the introduction, he dragged An Ran upstairs.
"Aren't you an orphan? Why did I suddenly have so many relatives, how did I not know before, and how did they look so well-behaved? ”
An Ran looked confused.
Li Xiaoyu hurriedly explained, "They are all distant relatives, that Wu Xiaosong, who accidentally killed a nationally protected animal in his hometown and ran to me to avoid the limelight." ”
"My cousin Pan Xiaolian, her family forced her to marry a dwarf, and she ran out in order to escape the marriage."
"My second uncle is practicing medicine illegally, and he almost killed people, and he came here to avoid the limelight."
After finishing speaking, Li Xiaoyu was afraid that An Ran would ask, so he quickly changed the topic, dragged out a fuchsia box from under the bed, and took out the property right certificate from inside, "Look, I said that the house was not sold, I really won the lottery and won 300,000." ”
An Ran carefully checked the property right certificate and confirmed that it was true, then he put his mind at ease, "It's good that you didn't sell it, anyway, no matter what happens, you can't sell this yard You know no, this is the only thing your parents left you." ”
Li Xiaoyu nodded and said, "That's for sure, I can't sell it anyway, by the way, I borrowed your five thousand last time, and I'll transfer it to you later." ”
An Ran turned his head to look at the fuchsia box, and said in surprise, "I saw this kind of box when I was very young, but I didn't expect you to have it here." ”
The fuchsia box was the kind that was very popular in the 70s of the last century, with red lacquered wooden boxes, but now it is almost impossible to see.
"I heard from the aunt of the welfare institute that I put it in this box and threw it at the door of the welfare home, which can be regarded as something left to me by my parents, so I have kept it."
Speaking of this, Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt a little blocked in his heart.
An Ran patted Li Xiaoyu on the shoulder, "Don't think about the past, aren't you okay now, I'll go down and drink saliva, you clean up and come down quickly, and I'll invite you to dinner later." ”
After speaking, An Ran walked outside with her two long legs.
Li Xiaoyu put the property right certificate back into the box, and when he lowered his head, the lighter accidentally fell into the box and made a muffled sound.
"Huh? How is it empty? ”
Li Xiaoyu found that there was something wrong with this muffled sound, and knocked on the bottom of the box with his hand, and found that the wooden board was indeed hollow.
Odd.
Li Xiaoyu frowned slightly, this box is made of solid wood, how can the bottom plate be hollow?
After thinking about it, I quickly found a screwdriver and gently pried it against the edge, but I didn't expect to pry the bottom plate up directly.
It's hollow inside!
This box is made of solid wood on three sides, except for the bottom plate, which is a combination of two layers of wooden planks, forming a hollow in the middle.
When I looked closely, I saw a metal plate inside that I couldn't tell what material it was, my eyes were simple and dark, and it was cold and heavy in my hand.
"What is this?"
Li Xiaoyu took the metal plate in his hand and looked at it carefully, and saw that there were many small lines on it, like some kind of symbol, and like some kind of text.
Seeing these symbols above, I don't know why, Li Xiaoyu suddenly had a sense of déjà vu, as if he had seen it somewhere.
"Hahaha, cousin, you're really funny, it's the first time I've heard someone tell the story of Wu Song's fight against the tiger so well, it's like the real thing."
At this time, An Ran's hearty laughter suddenly came from downstairs.
Li Xiaoyu was taken aback, and then he reacted, there were still three ancient people downstairs, and he couldn't let An Ran contact them.
hurriedly rushed downstairs with a few arrows, and saw Wu Song was talking to An Ran in the first person about his deeds of fighting tigers.
"It's true, I've never seen such a big worm, a slap is bigger than a basin, but I still beat it to death with three punches and two kicks......."
Fighting tigers is the ....... wrong in Wu Song's life, the greatest glory in his previous life, even when the blood spattered Mandarin Duck Tower incident, Wu Song dipped his blood on the wall and signed it: Murderer, fight tiger Wu Song.
Anyway, he must emphasize the word "tiger".
"Hahaha, my cousin used to tell stories, and he used to tell stories in the first person."
Li Xiaoyu hurriedly walked over with a smile, dragged Wu Song to the side, and said solemnly, "Have you practiced square dancing well?" Aren't you afraid that those old men and old ladies will laugh at you? ”
Wu Songleng froze, and then slapped his head, "How did I forget this, just now my brother and sister asked me what animal I killed in my hometown, I forgot it as soon as I was happy, no, no, I have to hurry up and train." ”
After finishing speaking, he hurriedly went to the courtyard to practice square dancing.
"Sister, I didn't expect you to wear my clothes to fit well, I don't look so good in them, by the way, how do you maintain your skin, it's so tender, which brand of mask do you use?"
An Ran's attention fell on Jin Lian again.
Although Jin Lian didn't understand what the mask meant, she still owed it politely and responded, "It turns out that this dress belongs to my sister-in-law, and Jin Lian has thanked my sister-in-law here." ”
Li Xiaoyu sweated profusely, but fortunately, An Ran didn't seem to notice the word "Golden Lotus", and said with a smile, "You just call me An Ran, I'm not a sister-in-law." ”
As he spoke, he turned his head and glanced at Li Xiaoyu, and said with disgust, "He looks so frustrated, I don't like him." ”
An Ran seemed to like Li Xiaoyu's "relatives" very much, and said boldly, "Since you are all relatives of Xiaoyu, then I will invite you to dinner today, or we will cook hot pot at home and eat, and then go to the mall together to order food and come back." ”
Li Xiaoyu hurriedly said, "No, no, no, they're all busy, I'll talk about it another day......"
Before he finished speaking, he heard Wu Song shouting in the courtyard, "Shopping mall? I'm going to go, I'm going to go, and I heard the old grandson say that there are TVs sold in the mall. ”
Hua Tuo also clapped his hands and said, "I'm going too, I'm going too, I'm going to buy Apride!" ”
Li Xiaoyu wants to cry without tears, okay, I know the name of the tablet at this time.
"You don't look at the Meteor Garden!" Li Xiaoyu glared at Hua Tuo angrily.
"Don't look at it, don't look at it!"
Hua Tuo waved his hand and said, "Just after I finished watching the ending, I found out that Daoming Temple is a straight man of steel, Hua Ze is a scumbag, Shancai is a small green tea, and Fujitang Jing is a big green tea, it's boring, don't look at it, it's not as good as blue life and death." ”
Li Xiaoyu had a chill, but Hua Tuo summed up the essence of the TV series Meteor Garden.
Looking at the few people who were full of interest, Li Xiaoyu knew that he couldn't be fooled by this, so he had to sigh at Jin Lian, "You can go too, let An Ran take you to buy a large belly pocket." ”
Before going out, Li Xiaoyu told them not to run around after a while, and they must not cause trouble.
took three ancient people to the mall, Li Xiaoyu really didn't know the bottom in his heart.
In fact, Hua Tuo and Jin Lian are okay, Li Xiaoyu is most worried about Wu Song, for fear that if he doesn't agree with him for a while, he will slaughter a few "young people".
Because it was five people, there was one more person in the taxi, so I had to choose to take the bus.
"Where is the mall? Far from it? ”
While waiting for the bus, Wu Song's face suddenly looked a little wrong.
"It's not far away, a few stops away." An Ran replied casually.
"That'...... Then we might as well walk over there. Wu Song muttered.
"It's not a long car ride, and you have to walk until it's dark."
Li Xiaoyu explained, and also saw that Wu Song was not quite right, and he looked uncomfortable, but he didn't ask much.
After a while, the bus came.
Before getting into the car, Li Xiaoyu specially told Wu Song not to cause trouble.
However, after getting in the car, Li Xiaoyu found that he was worried that it was a little redundant, Wu Song's performance was unexpectedly good, and as soon as he got in the car, he dragged the railing with both hands, and his face was tense.
All three ancient people took a ride for the first time, and it was also the first time to leave an urban village to go to a bustling urban area.
Hua Tuo and Jin Lian stared intently at the outside of the car window, dazzled by the bustling city scene outside the window, only Wu Song, who did not squint, had a strained face, as if he was not interested in these things at all.
There was a small episode in this, but it was not caused by Wu Song, but Hua Tuo.
Although Hua Tuo has seen through the essence of the Meteor Garden, he is still contaminated with a lot of habits inside.
After a few stops, Hua Tuo may have been tired of standing, turned his head to a young man in a middle school uniform, and said arrogantly, "You get up, I want to sit!" ”
This sentence is the line of the first time Daoming Temple took the bus in the Meteor Garden, and was learned by Hua Tuo.
The middle school student saw that Hua Tuo was an old man, and originally wanted to give up his seat, but when he heard Hua Tuo's tone, he was not happy for a while, "Uncle, although it is appropriate to respect the old and love the young, you can't rely on the old and sell the old, don't let you be your duty, let you be your love!" ”
After saying that, he got up and stood aside.
There was nothing to do all the way, and finally squeezed to the station, and after getting off the train, Li Xiaoyu finally knew why Wu Song was so "well-behaved" just now.