Chapter 17: Hip-hop Huatuo

"Good performance, keep it up!"

After getting out of the car, Li Xiaoyu patted Wu Song on the shoulder and praised him twice.

Who knew that Wu Song's face suddenly turned into a painful vegetable green, and then he bent his waist and vomited at the green belt next to him.

Li Xiaoyu has a black line in his head, feeling that this tiger hero is motion sickness!

"I'll just say you don't listen to ....... when walking."

Wu Song was very good-looking, and felt that it was a particularly embarrassing thing to vomit in public, so he poured his anger on Li Xiaoyu.

"You can't blame me, you used to fight on horseback a lot more than this, and I didn't know you would get motion sickness."

Li Xiaoyu looked incredulous, and couldn't quite accept Wu Song's fragile appearance.

"Where did you know that I rode to war? I'm the leader of the infantry army, and I've never ridden a horse! Wu Song complained.

Li Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that whether it was in the book or in the film and television works, it seemed that he had not seen Wu Song riding a horse, it turned out that it was because of his motion sickness.

A few people entered the mall, and the three ancient people were like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and they were immediately attracted by the dazzle in front of them, looking at this for a while, and then looking at that.

One by one, like a curious baby, ask this and that.

An Ran felt quite strange, and Li Xiaoyu hurriedly explained, "Countryman, the first time I entered the city, I have never seen the world. ”

When passing by an image design studio, Wu Song suddenly laughed inside, "Why is the hair of the person here the same as my Jinmao Tiger brother, haha, Jinmao Tiger Brother also said that his hair color is unparalleled in the world." ”

Li Xiaoyu turned his head to see that several staff members inside were wearing leggings, pointed leather shoes, and their hair was dyed with bells and whistles.

Li Xiaoyu looked at Wu Song and Hua Tuo's long hair, and as soon as his heart moved, he brought them in, otherwise the two big men with long hair on their heads would be quite noticeable.

Originally, I thought that these two ancient people would "not damage their parents' hair and skin", but when they heard that they were going to change their hairstyles, they were as happy as children of thousands of years old.

It will take some time to get a haircut, so Li Xiaoyu plans to let the two of them stay here first, and he and An Ran and Jin Lian go to buy things first.

"You two sit here honestly and get a haircut, don't run around."

Li Xiaoyu thought that there would be no trouble between the two of them here, so he explained and stayed with Jin Lian and An Ran on the second floor.

An Ran entered the mall, forgot all about coming out to buy ingredients this time, and took Jin Lian's hand and went straight to the women's clothing area.

Although Jin Lian is an ancient person, she is still a woman in essence, and she is a woman who is fed up with oppression and wants to bloom herself as much as she can in this life, so when she sees a dazzling array of beautiful clothes, she shows more enthusiasm than An Ran.

After a while, the two girls bought a large bag and a small bag, and Li Xiaoyu worked as a porter in the back and worked part-time as a credit card machine.

"Sister Enron, I want to go over there and see the belly pocket." Jin Lian pointed to the underwear store.

"Okay, I'll buy two of them too."

Saying that, the two women walked into the underwear store holding hands, and Li Xiaoyu didn't want to follow up, so he found a chair outside and sat down and waited.

After a while, the two girls picked out a few satisfactory nei clothes and walked out, and said to Li Xiaoyu mysteriously, "Your cousin is D." ”

"No wonder she's tight."

Li Xiaoyu remembers very clearly that Enron is just C.

The three of them walked around for a while, estimating that Hua Tuo and Wu Song should also finish their haircuts, so they returned to the first floor and ran to the studio to take a look, Li Xiaoyu suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "What about my two relatives?" ”

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly asked, because he found that the two people were missing.

A staff member said, "Hello sir, they have finished their haircuts and asked for their appearance, and our image designer took them to buy clothes." ”

Li Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief and waited at the door of the studio.

After a while, when Hua Tuo and Wu Song appeared in front of Li Xiaoyu, Li Xiaoyu's two eyes almost didn't pop out.

Wu Song is still normal, put on a genuine Bulls basketball uniform, stepped on a pair of AJ, shaved a small flat head, and with his big head, it looks like he is engaged in professional basketball.

What made Li Xiaoyu almost faint was Hua Tuo's image.

Although he has seen through the essence of the Meteor Garden, he still seems to be impressed by the image of Daoming Temple.

A half-pulled old man who is less than 1.6 meters tall cut off his long hair and replaced it with the iconic pineapple head of Daoming Temple, and a hairband of the same style as Daoming Temple was tied on his head.

On the body is a pure black shiny leather suit, with all kinds of metal pendants hanging on it, and a pair of shiny leather big scalp shoes under his feet, the shape is like a hip-hop boy.

"That's the level of your image design?" Li Xiaoyu pointed at Hua Tuo and questioned the staff.

The staff member smiled wryly, "The clothes and hairstyle were all chosen by this old gentleman himself, and we can't help it." ”

Hua Tuo's fingers on both hands curled, and he made a very six-plus-seven gesture, and waved at Li Xiaoyu, "Yo yo, Che Ke is noisy, and look at my new look, handsome or not, cock is not dick!" ”

The old man holds a tablet all day long, in addition to playing games and idol dramas, he also has a soft spot for small videos, so he has a wide range of "knowledge", and I don't know where I learned the style of hip-hop.

"Dick, dick exploded!"

Li Xiaoyu covered his head, and said in his heart that his return rate was much better than that of him wearing his ancient clothes.

Then he went to buy ingredients, but when he passed by the electrical store, Wu Song's attention was immediately attracted by the dazzling TV wall inside.

"Your cousin likes to watch TV so much, so let him watch it here, and let's go buy food." Enron said.

Li Xiaoyu smashed his mouth and felt a little embarrassed, it was not a big problem to let Wu Song stay here alone to watch TV, but the program playing on the TV happened to be the animal world, what if a white-fronted tiger came out later?

"Brother Wu Song, if a tiger comes out later, don't fight it, it's all raised by others, it won't hurt people, and if you kill it, you will lose money."

Li Xiaoyu whispered a word of advice to Wu Song.

Wu Song turned his head and glanced at Li Xiaoyu with disdain, "The pictures here are all fake, it is illegal for you to raise tigers here, why don't you even know this." ”

Well, it looks like I'm going to have a lot of trouble.

So Wu Song stayed under the TV wall alone, and a few people went to the vegetable and fruit area next to them to buy ingredients.

"Wait!"

Just as Li Xiaoyu put a piece of beef into a plastic bag, Hua Tuo hurriedly stepped forward, stared at the piece of beef for a long time, and said to the merchant, "Your cow is a sick cow." ”

When the merchant heard this, his face suddenly changed greatly, and he said with a smile, "This gentleman said that he laughed, we have the freshest beef here, how can it be a sick cow." ”

Hua Tuo shook his head, stretched out his finger, and tapped a few times on the piece of beef, and then an incredible scene appeared.

I saw that the beef, which was still red and tender just now, suddenly turned purple-black at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"I'm sorry we may have taken the wrong ....... this ......."

The merchant looked extremely flustered, and hurriedly picked out two pieces of beef from the side, "These two pieces of beef are good, you take them, and I won't charge you money, but don't tell others about that matter just now." ”

When An Ran heard this, he glared and said, "You don't have a conscience to do this?" What if someone else eats sick beef! ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, this time we were negligent and troubled a few noble hands......."

The merchant was scared into a cold sweat.

In the end, An Ran taught him a few more words, and the matter was settled.

Li Xiaoyu saw two large pieces of beef picked up for nothing, and he smiled happily, now in this market, picking up two pieces of beef for white is like picking up two gold bricks for nothing.

"Brother Hua, how did you tell that it was sick beef?" Li Xiaoyu asked curiously.

Hua Tuo shook his freshly scalded pineapple head very stylishly, and said proudly, "What's this, I saw that there were a few acupuncture points on that piece of meat that were not quite right, so I concluded that this cow had a very serious gynecological disease before his death." ”

Li Xiaoyu admired it so much.

An Ran also showed an extremely admiring expression, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, Chong Huatuo said seriously, "Since you can see a sick cow through a piece of meat, can you determine the cause of a person's death through the dead body?" ”

"Phew!"

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly said, "Why are you pulling on the corpse, it's too unlucky." ”

"Shut up!"

An Ran glared at Li Xiaoyu, then looked at Hua Tuo seriously and said, "Can you do it?" That's important to me. ”

Hua Tuo nodded nonchalantly and said, "What's so difficult about this, as long as I touch the acupuncture points of the dead corpse, I will know how he died." ”

"That's great!"

An Ran said happily, "Uncle, I'll introduce my dad to you when I go back, maybe you can help him." ”

Li Xiaoyu then remembered that An Ran's father was the captain of the criminal patrol team, and it was estimated that he was worrying about this matter for a while.

Just when a few people had bought a few large bags of ingredients and were about to leave from outside, they suddenly heard a scream: "Robbery!" ”

Then I heard a bang, the glass counter selling jewelry was smashed, and several masked men brandished murder weapons in their hands, shouting, "If you don't want to die, be honest!" ”

Now it is a peaceful society, and ordinary people have never seen such a big battle, and they all screamed and ran outside.

"A bold thief, he dared to commit murder in broad daylight, and went to the official mansion with the old man!"

When Hua Tuo saw this scene, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to rush over there.

As a result, he was dragged back by An Ran, "Protect yourself first, there are many of them, evacuate to a safe place first!" ”

With that, several people followed the crowd and ran towards the outside of the mall.

Although Enron is bold, she is definitely not brave, in this case, she knows that the best way is to evacuate the scene first, and going up to fight hard will only make things more troublesome.

As soon as a few people ran out of the mall, the patrol and armed police patrolling nearby also arrived in time, quickly set up a cordon at the entrance of the mall, and began to shout inside.

"Let's go, the patrol will take care of it."

An Ran was relieved when he saw the patrol arrive.

When a few people came to the bus stop, Li Xiaoyu suddenly said, "Why do I feel that something is missing?" ”

Hua Tuo touched the pocket on his body, "Anyway, I didn't lose anything." ”

Jin Lian also followed, "I feel the same way, it seems that something has been lost." ”

Immediately afterwards, An Ran suddenly exclaimed, "Oh no, Wu Xiaosong is still in the mall!" ”