Xiao Feng'er fell on the kang, and she was still giggling when she was pressed, shrinking her two greasy hands, and she didn't struggle.

I stared at her for a while, and couldn't help but pinch the little madman twice, and asked her in a low voice, why didn't you push or scratch?

This girl is just giggling and calling her brother.

I don't think she is pretending, and suddenly the fleshy touch in this hand is a little prickly, and I hurriedly let go and flipped off her, most of my alcohol strength has retreated, and my brain is clear, I am not Lao Zhang, I can't do that kind of thing to a fool, and I can't really live with a fool for the rest of my life.

I hid, this little phoenix just rolled around on the kang like a happy child, I looked at this girl and felt straight eyes, I was nervous that night, I didn't dare to sleep next to her, and specially blocked a kang table between the two of us.

I didn't sleep well at night, I woke up with urine early the next morning, and I got out of the quilt in a daze, and I got off the kang only to find that Xiao Feng'er was not in the house.

At that time, it was not yet dawn, and the lights inside and outside the house were not turned on, I went out in the dark, and saw that the door was open, and my heart was trembling, and I hurriedly went out to find someone, but as soon as I chased to the street, this little Feng'er came back.

At that time, Xiao Feng'er's face was ugly, especially when I found me standing outside, although she still had that kind of smirk on her face, I always felt that she was pretending.

After a few days, because I fell out with Lao Zhang, I didn't go to his house to eat, I took Xiaofeng'er to fish if I had nothing to do, this meal is made by myself if I can do it, even if I go to someone's house to eat, I will bring the fish I caught, and I have never eaten white rice again.

Occasionally, I would give the fish I caught to Lao Zhang's daughter, who was still in school, and let her take it home.

I don't mean anything else, I just want to return Lao Zhang's food, and I also want to remind Lao Zhang, he is also a person with a daughter.

Xiao Feng'er is still stupid every day, I go out fishing, she squats on the side to play in the water, scaring the fish away for me, I told her that the water is very deep, let her go to the back, because I can't swim, in case she falls, I can't save her.

Xiao Feng'er didn't listen to it, she just took my words as a deaf ear, and took a fishing rod to learn from me to fish, and finally one day, this fool let the fish go into the water.

I was startled, feeling a little uncomfortable at the time, but I jumped into the water anyway and tried to catch her.

People who can't swim struggle wildly when they are drowning, and their strong desire to survive forces them to grab on to everything that can save their lives, including rescuers.

Xiao Feng'er grabbed my head and pressed it into the water, when I symbolically struggled a few times, then let go, dived to the bottom of the water and swam into the reeds on the shore, and when I surfaced, Xiao Feng'er had already come ashore.

The silly smile on that little pink face was long gone, replaced by the nervousness and guilt of doing something bad, but that didn't change the fact that she was going to drown me.

This stinky girl deceived Lao Tzu's feelings and wanted Lao Tzu's life, did her conscience let the dog eat it?

I was angry at the time, and I almost didn't get angry.

The key is that not long after Xiao Feng'er went ashore, a man came out of the woods not far away, a big man of one meter eight, wearing a suit and leather shoes, looking like a human dog, and walked over and hugged Xiao Feng'er's shoulder, praised her for doing a good job, and said that he would give her a large sum of money after she went back, and the matter was cleared.

Xiao Feng'er looked back at the calm water again, and walked with the man.

I soaked in the water for a while, and made sure that the two of them were far away, so I climbed ashore and sneezed, secretly scolding bad luck, this is really a father sitting at home, disaster comes from the sky, Lao Tzu is enough to stop, why did he find himself in this trouble.

After going home, I was so aggrieved about this, but I was angry in my heart, and I knew that human nature is like this, not everyone is worth exchanging with sincerity, and I am still a little confused about this matter, I have been back to Panzigou for more than two years, and I don't know the man in the suit, I don't know why he killed me, but if he really wants me to die, knowing that I am not dead, he will definitely come back a second time.

But things were not as simple as I thought, and within a few days, Lao Zhang died.

Under the stone stone in the back mountain, it seems to have fallen to death, and it seems to have been stoned to death, as soon as this thing came out, the mother-in-law of the old Zhang family insisted that I had stoned people to death, and said to the police station that a few days ago, my father spent money to buy me a stupid daughter-in-law, and then Lao Zhang molested my daughter-in-law, and I bumped into it, and beat Lao Zhang, and then sent fish to her daughter every day, saying that I was intimidating them, it must be that Lao Zhang couldn't stand it and found me to theorize, and I stoned him to death.

I have to believe what this girl said has a nose and eyes.

But the police station didn't believe me, although they detained me, but they also asked clearly, I didn't hide it, I said it all, and then they asked me where my stupid daughter-in-law was, whether it was abducted, and who was on the line.

The stinky girl ran away with the wild man, I don't know where it is, and in the end I just provided a photo of Xiaofeng'er.

It was when she first went to my house, I took it with my mobile phone, I thought this matter was over, but I just handed over this photo, and within half an hour, the police took a file and took me back to the interrogation room, asking me to be honest, don't avoid the important and light, say anything to confess, lenient and strict resistance.

I was stunned, and when I asked, I found out that the person in the photo, whose original name was Bai Fengyi, was one of the three richest families in Jiangcheng, the only daughter of the Bai family, and this person had died in a car accident three months ago.

That's impossible, whether this Xiao Feng'er is the daughter of a wealthy family, whether it is Bai Fengyi, I don't know, but she must be a living person, it's not bad.

I'm very sure, although this matter is ridiculous, but I am definitely not fascinated by ghosts, Xiao Feng'er is not a ghost daughter-in-law, and those people in the village can testify to me.

Probably because Bai Fengyi's identity is very sensitive, this police station is very cautious to detain me, I thought that I would not be able to figure out this matter if I didn't squat for ten days and a half months, but I didn't know that Bai Fengyi's death file was revoked the next day, and I was also released.

Before leaving, the two policemen were very polite to me, saying that it was all a misunderstanding, and that the deceased in the car accident was someone else, Bai Fengyi was just missing, and she was only found recently, and she said that I was lucky and found a good daughter-in-law.

I don't know if this daughter-in-law is okay or not, because she has already run away.

I didn't take it seriously, and when I got home, I realized why the two policemen said that I was lucky, because there were several cars parked at the gate of my broken yard, and the battle was not small, but I didn't see Xiao Feng'er, and I saw an old man sitting on a folding chair from afar, and there was someone next to him with an umbrella and drinking tea.

This old man is old, his face is full of folds, but his body is very upright, wearing a black coat in the national style, wearing sunglasses, he looks very stylish, but before I can come to him, he hurriedly stood up, and shouted "little aunt" with a small crutch first.

This title shouted to me, I almost didn't hold it, I thought this was some kind of big stubble, and after asking, I found out that this old man was just the old housekeeper of the Bai family, Jiang Hai.

Like a dirt bun, I touched the car in my hand and asked the old man, "Are you here to pick me up?" ”

The old man nodded hurriedly and said, "Little aunt, the young lady is busy dealing with finances, and she is not free for the time being, I will take you back to the house first, and when you are free, you will get together again." ”

"This battle really looks like welcoming the concubine back to the palace in ancient times," I joked with a hippie smile, patted the car, and said, "Forget it, I'm just a poor boy, not worthy of Xiao Feng'er, and we can only be regarded as cohabitation, and we haven't obtained a certificate, why don't you give me a sum of money, let's clear it up, right?" ”

When the old housekeeper heard this, he was embarrassed for two seconds, waved his hand, and someone immediately handed over two marriage certificates behind him.

Immediately I came back to my senses, no wonder I couldn't find the household registration book and ID card when I went to the police station, and the co-authorship was stolen?

I took the marriage certificate and asked the old man, "Does this have legal effect?" ”

The old man nodded.

My head is one head and two big in an instant, it is a good thing to find a rich mother-in-law, and eat and drink for the rest of my life without worrying about this desperate thing, but there is definitely a problem with this Bai family, this little Feng'er is a rich daughter, pretending to be a fool and running to live with me, she wanted to kill me at the beginning, and she discussed with the wild man to take the money and run away after the fact, how could she go back to the Bai family in a blink of an eye?

I thought about it too much, and I could only nod my head like a fool and say let's go!

The old butler seemed to be very pleased with my reaction, and personally opened the door for me to get into the car first.

However, after arriving in Jiangcheng, these cars separated, and the one I sat with the old housekeeper drove directly into a villa on the outskirts of the city, and I was silent along the way, pretending not to notice that the cars were gone, and when I got out of the car, I also looked poor and sour who had never seen the world, and asked the old housekeeper, "This is Xiaofeng'er's house?" ”

The old housekeeper nodded with a smile, showed me the way and said, "This is the young lady's house on the outskirts of the city, little aunt, you live here first, and when the Bai family is cleaned up, you will move over." ”

I asked the old butler, half-jokingly, "You don't mean to kill me, do you?" ”

The old butler quickly shook his head and said, "How can that be?" Don't think about it, there must be a lot of people in the house in the past two days, and when the time comes, for the sake of the young lady, I have to wronged you to act here. ”

"Hehe, for the sake of my daughter-in-law, it's okay to act, I hope it's not something like 'evil daughter-in-law killing husband', if you accidentally fake it, it will be miserable." I walked around and rambled a couple of nonsense.

The old housekeeper said that it was impossible, and then asked someone to take me to the shower and change my clothes, and then led me to the bedroom.

It's a spacious room, but there is a single bed, white sheets, white pillows, and an oxygen tank next to it.

I went over and lay down on the bed, and I took the oxygen tube and plugged it in.

The old housekeeper looked left and right and seemed to think that there was something missing, so he came over and covered me with a white sheet, and covered my head, which I couldn't bear anymore, so I took off the oxygen tube and asked him, "Uncle Jiang, am I dead?" ”