It is said that the poor countryside is out of the people, and the bald mountains and bad waters support the elderly, and this old man is still a little lai.

My father is a well-known old man in Panzigou, and Gu Laizi's name is also resounding in half the sky in Sichuan, and we don't know which generation this is the root of the fall, anyway, in my generation, it is already notorious.

He is an old laizi, I am a little laizi, and no one has ever looked at my family, but my relationship with my father is not good, he thinks I don't do anything except eat or sleep all day long, and I am still gnawing at home when I am thirty people, and I have always hated him for being angry with my grandfather and my grandmother, and beat away my mother, and he deliberately did not earn money to spend on him.

Every time he scolds me for gnawing on the old, I scold him, my father didn't let him gnaw before, he is my father, he doesn't do anything serious, what qualifications do you have to ask me?

This is not a serious matter, this spring, my father didn't know what crazy he was smoking, and suddenly arranged a family affair for me.

When we marry a daughter-in-law here, not only must the bride price be ruthless, but also depend on the man's family conditions.

I'm old, I have no money and no house, so I don't have to do anything, there is such a father in the family, which big girl dares to marry me?

The key is that my family's conditions, the bride price must be nothing, just in the past two years, the two of us have been eating and drinking in the village, we can't afford to eat, and we still marry a daughter-in-law of Mao'er?

At that time, he told me about it, and I didn't take it seriously, anyway, in the past two years, he has not used this matter to sour me.

But within two days, my father brought people directly into the house.

She is a very beautiful big girl, although she is a little bloated, but she looks really white and clean, and her little face is tender and tender, and she looks like a person in the city.

My father said that this girl's name is Xiaofeng'er, and she will be my daughter-in-law in the future.

If you don't give the bride price, forget it, this cutscene is waived? Just lead the family to live?

To be honest, I was a little suspicious that this girl was abducted by human traffickers, but this old man didn't have the money to buy me a daughter-in-law, could it be that he personally abducted her?

I couldn't figure it out, and the girl suddenly pounced, hugged me, rubbed hard against me, and called me brother stupidly, and the hara ticked and rubbed me.

It disgusted me, and I almost didn't kick people out.

It's really my own father, where did this change me to a fool as a daughter-in-law?

I asked what the hell was going on?

The old man didn't hide it from me at this time, saying that he lost a lot of money playing cards two days ago, and it happened that there was a kiss in the village, which was the fool's aunt, saying that the girl's brain was a little bad, and she just wanted to find someone to entrust her, not bride price money, and was willing to post it upside down.

Co-author: It's not that this girl was sold, but I was sold?

I listened to it and asked him how much he had pasted upside down and asked him to take it out and take it out. Who knows, this shameless old man sold his son, ran away with the money, and I drove him half of the village, and I didn't catch up.

Seeing that he climbed up to a passing triple jumper and ran, I knew that it was over, this old man must have a lot of money in his hands, and he couldn't come back if the money wasn't finished.

At first, I really didn't want to keep that fool, the old man ran away with his front foot, and I wanted to drive people away with my back foot, but the fool hugged the door frame of my house, said that he would not leave, and shouted there as if he was mournful, and shouted out the neighbors.

A group of people gathered around my house to watch the excitement, and I had to lock people in the yard first.

At noon, when I went to Lao Zhang's house next door to eat, this Lao Zhang asked me what the situation was, and I said it as a joke.

Lao Zhang nodded as if he didn't understand, I don't know what he understood, after eating, he also brought me two steamed buns, and said No matter what, don't be hungry.

I said to Lao Zhang, that's simple, bring this fool to your house to eat in the future.

Then the next day, I really took Xiao Feng'er to Lao Zhang's house to eat, and for the next half a month, this fool has been eating with me around the village.

At night, the two of us slept in a room, which is strange to say, during the day, this little Feng'er sticks to me very much, just like the dog skin plaster, it can't be torn apart, but when she sleeps at night, she is still unwilling to share a room with me, if it weren't for a kang in my house, we may have separated before the cave room.

Not only that, I found that Xiao Feng'er slept very lightly, as long as I had any movement at night, she woke up as soon as she was ready, and then she was crying and mourning, snot and tears were wiped vigorously, and her mushy face was everywhere, which made me nauseous.

Later, the few people in the village who wanted gambling debts came to my house, saying that my father lost more than 5,000 yuan playing cards with them more than half a month ago, and asked me to repay the money with an IOU.

I said I didn't have any money, so these people said let me press Xiao Feng'er to them, calculate the interest, eat and drink, when I pay off the money, and then return my mother-in-law to me.

To tell the truth, Xiao Feng'er is stupid, sometimes it's quite disgusting, but this girl looks like a water spirit, and her little face is so tender that she can pinch out the water, and she has slept in a room for more than half a month, and I can only control it to this day, and it can only be thanks to Xiao Feng'er's big snot.

However, these old bachelors don't care whether they are dirty or not, if this little Feng'er falls into their hands, they will not be tossed to death.

My father's debts, I don't want to get involved, I didn't care about it before, and if I found the door, it would be a shame anyway, but now these grandsons are clearly trying to catch Xiao Feng'er.

I thought about it, I can't take the cash, and no one can give it, so I can only get it.

So that day, I asked Xiao Feng'er to wait at home, and then took the only 200 yuan left in the family to the steel mill, and won back the more than 5,000 debts, and paid 500 more as living expenses.

I will definitely not be willing to pay the debt, but they are all mixed on a piece of land, who doesn't know who has a few catties and taels, and they don't dare to do anything to me, I went home with five hundred yuan for nothing, thinking that I don't have to go to Lao Zhang's house to eat today, and I can also take Xiaofeng'er to eat something good.

I was thinking about Zhengmei, and I heard Xiao Feng'er's piercing scream.

I have lived with this stinky girl for a month, and I have learned a little bit about the world of fools, when Xiao Feng'er is alone, she never cries, and she will not scream for no reason.

When I was running home in a hurry that day, I bumped into Lao Zhang and ran out of my house.

This grandson was hit by me, stopped in the yard for a long time, and suddenly knelt on the ground, saying that he didn't dare, he was just confused for a while, so he wanted to do this immoral thing, let me spare him this time.

Seeing Lao Zhang kneeling on the ground, my brain was buzzing, and it took me a long time to react, drag the person up, and tell him that it's okay, isn't he a fool? I don't eat at his house all year round, which is not a problem.

Lao Zhang looked at me with his eyelids and laughed dryly, and echoed and said that it is also, our brothers have been friends for many years, and there is really no need to turn his face for a fool.

I looked at him and smiled, and my heart responded, grabbed Lao Zhang, dragged the person into the house, threw him on the ground and kicked him several times.

Lao Zhang covered his crotch, was kicked by me and rolled up on the ground and snorted, and at first scolded me for having no conscience, saying that I ate and drank him all day long, and I did it with him for a fool, and scolded Xiao Feng'er for being a cheap girl, and then this grandson let me kick it silently.

I saw that this person couldn't get up for a while, turned around and entered the back room, as soon as I entered the house, I smelled a smell of urine, and then looked at the kang, Xiao Feng'er grabbed her hair, held her head and shrunk into the kang, trembling all over her body almost into a ball.

However, although this girl's clothes were ripped and her pants were wet, she was still wearing them.

I saw that she was clutching her hair so hard that she didn't let go, so I wanted to go over and break her hand.

Xiao Feng'er was stupid, and now she was even more frightened, as soon as I got closer, she screamed and kicked around, and it took me a lot of effort to hold the person in my arms.

That day, Lao Zhang sneaked away when I entered the house to see Xiao Feng'er, and I didn't go out to chase after the movement, until Xiao Feng'er's emotions gradually calmed down, I freed my hands to clean up the house, changed the kang quilt, boiled hot water, and wanted Xiao Feng'er to take a bath.

But this stinky girl said that she wouldn't wash anything, as soon as I took off her clothes, she cried and made trouble, kicked the bath water, and scratched me, I know why Lao Zhang's face is bloody, this wild girl is really hard to clean up.

Later, I was tired of tossing, so I told her that it was okay if I didn't wash, but with the smell of urine, I didn't want to eat, I didn't want to sleep on the kang, I either slept in the yard or went to take a bath by myself.

At first, the girl was still sitting on the ground and sprinkling, but then it may have been that I really ignored her, so I stopped making trouble, I boiled water for her again, found a change of clothes, and then locked the door to let her take a bath by herself, I went to the small shop at the entrance of the village to buy a roast chicken.

When I came back, this girl had been washed, my clothes and pants were a little big on her, the sleeves were long, and the waist was fat, and this girl's head was not what to think, she found a rope as a trouser belt, and the rope was wrapped around and around, and eight knots had to be tied before and after, and it was called a strong one.

I wanted to untie her, but she wouldn't let her, like a little madman, scurrying around on the kang to avoid me, I gave up after two attempts, rummaged through the cabinets and found a bottle of old roast, and then tore the roast chicken apart and asked her to come over for dinner.

For more than half a month, this girl has been rubbing rice with me, what good things can you have in the countryside to eat bran vegetables, seeing the meat, Xiao Feng'er immediately squatted opposite me, I tore a chicken leg for her, and asked her, you have so many ropes around your waist, don't you strangle?

Xiao Feng'er buried her head in nibbling on the chicken leg and ignored me.

I was also happy to be quiet, and when I was full of food and drink, I leaned against the wall and watched Xiao Feng'er eat.

This girl looks really speechless, I have grown so big, I have lived in the countryside, I have also stayed in the city, I have seen a rural girl with a plain face, and I have also seen a woman with heavy makeup and dust, even those pampered daughters in the city are afraid that it is difficult to raise this good look.

It's just a pity that this girl has a problem with her brain, otherwise it's not bad to stay as a mother-in-law, in fact, I don't really dislike her for having a problem with her brain......

I don't know if it's because of the wine, but the more I looked at Xiao Feng'er at that time, the more pleasing it became, and my brain was a little muddy, so I leaned over and asked her if the chicken legs were delicious.

Xiao Feng'er dodged and nodded.

I said that I gave her both chicken legs, but I didn't want to eat them, so let her come over, I want to smell the chicken legs.

Xiao Feng'er still avoided me, and quickly finished the last two bites of meat and handed over the chicken bones.

I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly wondered if this stinky girl wasn't stupid at all?

Xiao Feng'er saw that I didn't answer, so she smashed the chicken bones directly on my head, and then jumped and jumped and argued, my brother wants to eat chicken bones, and my brother wants to eat chicken bones......

I made her scream that her brain hurt, and I stretched out my hand to pull the person to her head, and emphasized viciously that my brother does not eat bones, but eats meat.