Chapter 59: Let's see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat your out
Ye Qiu stared at the void for a long time, but he looked at the void and his heart went up and down, and suddenly Ye Qiu sighed leisurely, shook his head and said: "I am not a Buddha, a Buddha is not me, all beings are not me, I am not a lifetime."
Buddha is everything, wind, flowers, snow, moon, mountains, rivers, rivers, seas, voids, perfections, universes, and dust.
The Buddha is also nothing, one thought has no heaven, one thought has no earth, one thought is impossible, one thought has no appearance, heaven and earth have no appearance, it is the phase of emptiness.
Until now, do you still think I'm a Buddhist?"
Hearing this, Emptiness looked at Ye Qiu with a complicated expression, and clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, the little monk has been defeated." ”
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, the pretending is successful, and you will get the essence of the Dharma, and the reward will be worth 10,000 points. ”
Ye Qiu's heart was shocked, 10,000 points!
It seems that the identity of this void monk is not ordinary, I am convinced that he can get 10,000 points of pretense value, from the time he saved Han Yuzhu, he knew that the higher the identity of the object of pretending, the more pretending value he will get.
At the beginning, when he was convinced of Han Yuzhu, he got 1,000 points of pretense value, so now that he is converted, the identity of this monk is at least ten times higher than that of Han Yuzhu.
Han Yuzhu was also relieved, she was frightened by the momentum of the void at first, although she had also heard of Chinese martial arts, and Xingmei also had a team of martial artists who specialized in serving movies, but she didn't expect kung fu to reach this point.
Stomping on the house, the house trembled, the tiles were shattered, where is this person, it is clearly an elephant, Han Yuzhu was afraid that Ye Qiu would suffer.
Ye Qiu saw that the Void Monk was soft, and his heart was also relaxed for a while, it seemed that he didn't need to exchange those two high-level exercises, but he saved a lot of money.
Lei Laohu said well, you have to convince people with virtue!
The void suddenly said: "I am a disciple of Buddhism, I am not as good as you in terms of Buddhism, and I should have bowed my head." ”
When Ye Qiu heard this, he frowned, this monk was convinced, but there was something in it, and it was clear that there was something to say!
Sure enough, then the void's expression changed: "But at the same time, I am also a martial artist, and I practice hard kung fu with hard bridges and hard horses, and I can't bear to be humiliated."
I see that your eyes contain divine light, the yang acupoint is bulging, it is clear that you are a master of inner boxing, then I will talk about the level of the fists and feet, if I am not as good as you above the fists and feet, wherever you are in the future, you will retreat, what do you think?"
Ye Qiu's expression was cold, and he secretly said that this monk is so shameless, although what he said is good, but the implication is that Lao Tzu can't say you, so he will beat you, and he shows that he is extremely confident in his kung fu.
This is somewhat similar to Ye Qiu, and if you can do it, try not to make noise.
Although Ye Qiu is cunning by nature, he is the most unprovoked, but he is not a person who can be humiliated.
The chief who took a fancy to him once gave Ye Qiu an evaluation: treacherous as a fox and fierce as a tiger.
Don't look at the usual smiling look, but the front is tough and has never been afraid, not to mention that there is still a system by the side, but it's a pity that these two high-level exercises have to consume a lot of pretending value.
"The system can redeem "Dragon Claw Hand" and "King Kong is not bad", the bald donkey of the dog doesn't let Lao Tzu spend money, you are uncomfortable, right, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat your out. ”
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, to obtain the advanced exercises "Dragon Claw Hand" and "King Kong Incorruptible Divine Skill", you should consume 120,000 points, and due to the special discount 5% off, the actual consumption is 60,000 points. ”
In an instant, countless martial arts experiences were suddenly poured into Ye Qiu's mind, and at the same time, a scorching torrent surged up on his body, and the muscles, bones, skin, and flesh were instantly washed repeatedly, beaten, twisted, and seemed to slowly condense into a whole, tendons and skin, skin and flesh, flesh and bones, and the force that was originally free from the whole body suddenly twisted into a strand and condensed into a steel cable.
And the spine also seemed to come to life, like a hidden dragon ascending to the sky, rising higher and higher, making a "crackling sound", and suddenly stretched out its scale claws, along Ye Qiu's shoulders and directly into his arms.
In Han Yuzhu's frightened eyes, he seemed to find that Ye Qiu seemed to have grown ten centimeters taller in an instant.
Baa also shouted, "Oops! Daddy has grown taller!"
At the same time, it also confirmed that Han Yuzhu had no flowers in his eyes, after all, Baa Baa rode on Ye Qiu's body and had a very obvious perception of this.
The Void Monk almost stared out his eyeballs and blurted out, "Turtle Breath Gong!"
After speaking, his expression suddenly became solemn, and he secretly said that this person was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and he was obviously pretending to be poor in martial arts, and this turtle breath skill had been lost for a long time, how did this person learn it, and suddenly said: "Okay! Okay! Okay! It's me who has lost my eyes." ”
Ye Qiu looked at the void and looked like I had been deceived by you, and he wanted to laugh for a while, he didn't hide it, his own strength was not very strong, and he was forced to exchange these two high-level exercises, even if this pit father's high-level exercises were discounted, it would cost 60,000 points, and it would be unemotional to beat you.
Ye Qiu's head turned but he came up with an idea, and said with a smile: "This color head is too small to make people uninterested, it's better like this, if I lose, I will bow down to you and admit my mistake, if you lose, you will have to return to the vulgar wife, how about it?"
Hearing this, Void's face changed greatly, his thick eyebrows were raised high, and his mouth was also wide open, he was completely shocked by this bet.
"You, you, you, you, so ......."
Han Yuzhu was also deceived by such a strange gambling contract, which was too damaging, forcing the monk to marry a wife, and he came up with it.
But a heart that was lifted was put back in her stomach, with her understanding of Ye Qiu, Ye Qiu had never suffered a loss, since she could make this kind of bet, she was sure that she would win.
"Okay, good, great monk! Great monk! Vulgar marrying a daughter-in-law!
Baa Baa also jumped high on Ye Qiu's neck, lest the world would not be chaotic.
Ye Qiu raised his eyebrows and said, "Why don't you dare?"
The void was suddenly angry, this guy was too deceitful to think that he was not his opponent, but he said coldly: "You only need to bow down and admit your mistakes when you are defeated, but I have to return the vulgar when I am defeated, this lottery is not commensurate, how to gamble?"
"And what are you going to do?"
Ye Qiu said disdainfully.
The void stood for a long time, and said categorically: "Since you bet on my Buddha fate, then you must do the same, if you are defeated, you will enter my Buddha gate, always accompanied by green lights, you dare to agree." ”
"Okay, Monk Hua, since you are looking for your own death! ”
Ye Qiu smiled slightly.
Then Ye Qiu took Baa off his head and put it in Han Yuzhu's arms, and Han Yuzhu hurriedly hugged Baa.
"Help me take care of the child for a while, and then I will take care of this flower monk with my backhand. ”
Ye Qiu said to Han Yuzhu.
Then he thought about it for a while, and said to Han Yuzhu: "I see, you still take the child to stay away from this house and retreat to the office area! I'm afraid that my domineering spirit will leak out and hurt your ......."