Chapter 58: Pretending to be forced by the Dharma
But if it's really someone from Shaolin who comes, how can he appear in Qu Lingxi's office?
Didn't Qu Lingxi ask Zhao Xiaoling to inform him that he came to Xingmei to work because of someone from Shaolin?
Ye Qiu knows the power of some martial arts sects, especially Shaolin, which is a thousand-year-old temple, is often deeply involved with the official, and many dynasties have changed from ancient times to the present.
Therefore, Shaolin can not fall for thousands of years, and it has an unknown deep heritage, and even many bodyguards in the Central-South and Southern China Seas are from Shaolin, and it is normal to be able to talk to the Qu family.
In fact, since Luo Zhen reported his home, Ye Qiu had suspicions that the Qu family had a great relationship with Shaolin.
Ye Qiu, who figured everything out, was secretly angry in his heart, kicking his nose in the face, didn't the Ye family find the door, you Shaolin found the door first?
Han Yuzhu had never seen this somewhat weird bald young man, but there should be some way for such a casual person to be in Sister Lingxi's office building, so he asked tentatively, "May I ask who you are?"
The bald young man was interrupted reading the scriptures, his brows furrowed, and he seemed to be a little displeased, but after seeing Han Yuzhu's appearance, he suddenly turned his anger into joy, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, the little monk's Dharma name is empty, I have seen the female benefactor, I don't know who the female benefactor's surname is, where is the fairy town, can you tell me one or two." ”
As soon as these words came out, Han Yuzhu was stunned.
Ye Qiu raised his eyebrows and said, "You seem to be a flower monk!"
As soon as he entered the door, seeing this monk pretending to be dressed and behaved like this, Ye Qiu had already seen that he was very dissatisfied, and now he was even more unhappy when he saw the monk looking at Han Yuzhu with a squint, and he was unceremonious as soon as he opened his mouth.
Emptiness heard Ye Qiu actually say that he was a flower monk, his smile suddenly stiffened on his face, and then he seemed to be a little embarrassed to be pierced in his heart, and then suddenly changed back to an indifferent look, put the Buddhist scriptures on his thighs, and put his hands together and said: "Amitabha, relics, the color is not different from the emptiness, the emptiness is not different from the color, the color is the emptiness, the emptiness is the color, and the same is true when you want to do it."
All kinds of hues and my Buddha's eyes are no different from pink skeletons, the little monk just saw that the female benefactor Huigen is unique, and my Buddha has a fate, so he wants to talk about Buddhism with the female benefactor, and talk about my Great Heart Sutra. ”
Ye Qiu's nose almost crooked when he heard it, and it was the first time he saw that he had said such a high-sounding flirtatious girl, and he dared to flirt with my sister?
"Fart! Your eyeballs are about to fall out, and you are embarrassed to say this and that, and you also talk about Buddhism, why don't you talk about life and ideals, and then say that Shu Huang invites you to eat big lollipops and soy milk?"
Ye Qiu scolded, Han Yuzhu was stunned, and immediately shook her head and smiled bitterly, although she also felt that what this bald young man said was a little out of tune, but after Ye Qiu's rogue energy came up, she suddenly felt that this bald young man was a little pitiful, and no one who had been with him since she knew Ye Qiu seemed to be able to retreat, of course, including herself.
The emptiness was startled by Ye Qiu's unsuspecting foul scolding, and then his eyes suddenly widened, and he was furious.
"Ann dare to bully me?"
Immediately stood up, the Buddhist scriptures were also lifted to the ground, and the whole body was full of energy, and the red suit was like half of a balloon, and it suddenly rose.
When he raised his back and stepped on the ground, there was a loud bang, as if the whole room was shaking, and the tiles on the floor suddenly cracked and spread out in the form of spider webs.
Han Yuzhu was stunned by the sudden change, is this still human?
"Drip, Drip, Drip, Warning, Warning! A strong enemy is coming, and it is detected that the enemy has advanced exercises such as "Descending the Dragon and Subduing the Elephant Gong", "Vajra Prajna Palm", and "Mighty Vajra Leg", and the host's life is in danger. ”
Ye Qiu was shocked in his heart, what is the situation with this Nima, this flower monk is so violent.
All advanced exercises?
Ye Qiu suddenly shouted in his heart: ", you said that Lao Tzu's life is in danger, why don't you hurry up and come up with a plan?"
"Ding Dong! The system detects exercises that are suitable for the current situation...... The optimal scheme is "King Kong is not bad" and "Dragon Claw Hand". ”
"Then hurry up and redeem it!"
"Ding Dong! "King Kong is not bad magic" and "Dragon Claw Hand" are from Shaolin 72 stunts for advanced exercises, and the exchange requires the essence of Buddhism!"
"Fuck it, how can Nima still have special conditions, and what is the essence of the Dharma?"
Ye Qiu's heart suddenly felt cold, how could there be special exchange conditions for high-level exercises?
"Ding Dong! Is the host an idiot, as the name suggests, the essence of Buddhism is to use Buddhism to pretend to be forced. ”
Ye Qiu, who heard the system's explanation, suddenly understood, but he didn't pay attention to the system's complaints, now his life is in danger, where is he in the mood to tear up with the system.
Buddhism, Buddhism, Ye Qiu's brain was running rapidly, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he suddenly thought of a person, so he immediately sneered at the monk Void: "Buddhist scripture cloud: Patience and immobility, like the earth." ”
When the void heard Ye Qiu speak, he said something he had never heard of, and he was stunned.
Ye Qiu was stunned when he saw the monk, and secretly said Sure enough, there is no "Ten Wheels of the Dizang Sutra" in this world, in fact, Ye Qiu himself does not read Buddhist scriptures, but he is a little uncle who is chattering with gods, ten years of practicing Buddhism, ten years of cultivation, and then somehow, he became insane and was sent to a mental hospital by his grandfather at home.
But when Ye Qiu was young, he learned some Buddhist Zen machines, which were considered to be rough Buddhism, but they came in handy here, and he directly suppressed the monk.
My stupid uncle, you can be regarded as saving your nephew's life, when I go back to my hometown, I have to go to see you, buy a few roast chickens and treat you well.
Immediately, Ye Qiu glanced at the void with disdain, and continued Lang Lang said: "The entire void has an immeasurable Buddha land, and the Jizo Bodhisattva has also turned into an immeasurable Buddha land, and his body has changed into an immeasurable being.
As soon as I provoke you, you will be angry, and it is clear that the kung fu of meditation is not at home, are you worthy of your Dharma name? You don't practice enough, how did the master let you go down the mountain?"
The void was stunned by Ye Qiu's eloquent talk, and his heart was shocked, how could this person be so profound in the Dharma? And he could also hide his Dharma name in the Buddha's teachings.
Han Yuzhu also looked at Ye Qiu in surprise, he was still proficient in Buddhism, and he was speechless to a monk, what would he do?
No, he should be asked what he wouldn't have.
Ye Qiu saw that the monk was suppressed by himself, and hurriedly asked the system: "I have calmed him, is it considered a completion condition?"
"Ding Dong! The completion rate of the Dharma Essence is 50%. ”
Ye Qiu scolded secretly, there is still a degree of completion, you play to death I forget it, suddenly gritted his teeth and exhaled, his eyes widened angrily, and shouted: "Idiot, still not enlightened?"
This voice once again used the resonance technique, that is, the sound was like a muffled thunder, which startled the monk, Han Yuzhu was also pale, and he covered his ears with baa, but he didn't shout as usual.
"Amitabha, I don't know which senior brother it is, if they are all disciples of Buddhism, but the water has washed the Dragon King Temple. ”
The void looked at Ye Qiu's face in shock, but he couldn't figure out Ye Qiu's origin for a while, could it be that this person was also a member of Buddhism?
Moreover, these Buddhist scriptures and Buddhist principles are all things that I have never seen before, could it be those Buddhist secret texts that I have never come into contact with?