XIII. Interviews
The doubts about the ring were quickly left behind by Yang Ze. He only has the "key" in his heart now, and he feels that only by finding his natal object can he start the engine and embark on his road of pretending. But he had to go and see if the pumpkin seeds he planted had sprouted, and it had been many days, and he hadn't watered or fertilized anything......
Under the melon shed behind the house, Yang Ze looked at the wilting pumpkin seedlings, and finally found that he still thought too much. This is really just a pumpkin, and it's not the overlord of the pumpkin at all, looking at this weak look, it's undoubtedly the dwarf and poor in the pumpkin, and it's a dick. Without doing anything, Yang Ze untied his trouser belt and poured the first water from the earth on this poor dick, and then went to the fat dragon to discuss the key without looking back......
In front of the melon shed, Yang Ze was stunned and looked at the scene in front of him, could it be that the nun would really be pregnant, the grandmother could really ride back, the sow could also go up the tree, and the dick could finally counterattack. The seedlings that wilted a few days ago have now covered the entire melon shed, the flowers have withered, and some of the pumpkins are already palm-sized, which is really a standard high-quality Halloween pumpkin......
Let's turn the clock back to four days ago......
Scene 1: "Fat Dragon, what is your natal object, why did you choose it, what kind of heart did you choose it in that time, did you think about regretting it after choosing it, and what kind of significance will choosing such a natal object have for the country, for society, and for all mankind......" Yang Ze held a cucumber in his right hand as a microphone shape, and caught Feilong who was just about to go out.
The fat dragon looked up into the distance, as if he was reminiscing about something, and his eyes were full of yearning. "A long, long time ago, when I had just opened up the sea of qi, I was very excited after not sleeping all night, and when I went out in the morning, I saw the widow in the south of the village washing her stone stick again, which I heard had been washed for many years, but now it is intact. You must know that half of the granite that I threw away by the stream was washed away by the river. Then I stole the widow's stone stick, and you know ......," the fat dragon recalled. "As for the impression, I just think it's hard enough, wear-resistant enough, and the floor of the bathhouse is a natal thing, and you've seen ......it before."
Speechless! Utterly speechless! I can't imagine that Feilong's classmate also has such a coquettish past, Yang Ze just wants to ask at this time, what happened to that widow......
Scene 2: "Shi Jian! Comrade Shi, what is your natal object, why did you choose it, what kind of heart did you choose it in that time, and did you ever think about regretting it after choosing it, and what kind of significance would choosing such a natal object have for the country, for society, and for all mankind...... or the same evil cucumber.
"My natal object is far away in the sky, close in front of me, this is it," Old Man Shi pointed to the oil pot in front of him.
"Iron pot, why did you choose an iron pot as your natal object?Isn't your aura attribute a fire element?" Yang Ze looked at Old Man Shi suspiciously.
"Who said that my natal object is an iron pot, this is" Old Man Shi took a spoon and stirred the oil in the pot.
"Spoons?"
", are you blind?"
It turned out to be oil. Adding fuel to the fire, Yang Ze finally understood that the best choice of natal objects was to enhance the power of each other with the aura attributes. The aura attribute chosen by Yang Ze is the wood element, so plants are the best choice.
Scene 3: "Brother Rong, may I ask what your natal object is...... What kind of heart did you choose it in that time, and after you chose it, you ...... Choose such a natal thing to ...... To promote the ...... for all humanity Yi ......" Yang Ze's lines have been so smooth these days, and he is about to catch up with Guo Degang......
"That's it," Pork Rong raised his middle finger and tapped his chest.
Doesn't the book say that the ontology can't be used as a natal object? Yang Ze was very puzzled.
Suddenly, Pork Rong raised his middle finger, and a cold light flew out of his chest, flashing back and forth around Yang Ze. I saw Pork Rong pointing to the side, and the cold light flashed, and the pillar under the eaves was instantly pierced......
The natal object of the "needle" pork Rong turned out to be a small embroidery needle. Grandma's, this is the undefeated rhythm of the East! The five big and three rough classmates Rong can't practice the Sunflower Treasure Book, right? Yang Ze suddenly felt a chill......
"Isn't it strange that I don't choose a sword or a sword, but I choose an inconspicuous embroidery needle. In fact, whether it is a knife or a sword, it is actually the same, because in the final analysis, their essence is the same" I saw the embroidery needle on Pork Rong's fingertips slowly flipping, becoming a small knife for a while, and a flying sword for a while, but big or small, all kinds of changes.
Yang Ze understood that it was metal, whether it was a knife, a sword or a needle, their essence was metal. Those who practice the gold element are all metals, but the difference is that they only specialize in a certain form. If a sword cultivator in the same realm who cultivates the gold element uses a flying needle, he will not be able to beat a person who specializes in cultivating the gold element.
"You want to repair the wood element, right, you repair the wood element, don't you go to ask the fourth aunt who also cultivates the wood element, what kind of mess are you coming to me" Pork Rong drove Yang Ze out like a fly......
Yang Ze: "............"
Scene 4: The fourth aunt's vegetable garden......
After Yang Ze came to the fourth aunt's vegetable garden, he learned that the culprit who was stuffed with cucumbers and kissed that day was the fourth aunt. Needless to say, the other one must be the third aunt. Is the effect of square dancing really so magical? Since the divine comedy of the most dazzling national style has spread among the aunts in the village, the third aunt and the fourth aunt have always been the trendsetters. The rooster in the village has now been officially laid off, and the rooster is replaced by a bunch of aunts every morning......
As soon as he entered the vegetable garden, Yang Ze saw that the straw paper used every day was strung in strings and grew on trees more than ten meters high. There is a big melon shed under the tree, which is planted with cucumbers, and the whole melon shed is full of small yellow flowers. The melon shed is surrounded by a cluster of unknown small trees. The small tree is not tall, about 1.5 meters, and its branches are covered with purple buds, which give off a sweet smell before they are fully blooming. I don't know how far the fragrance will drift after all the flowers bloom. The flowers are so fragrant that you want to smell them again after smelling them, as if you would be addicted. Yang Ze greedily tasted the fragrance of flowers, and unconsciously walked into the small bushes, and slowly, when his nose was about to touch the flower buds, Yang Ze could no longer bear it and fell to the ground......
It feels like being drunk, and in a daze, I always feel that someone is shoving something into my mouth, and then I am pumping up and down, up and down, up and down...... Insert...... evil moves.
Yang Ze opened his eyes violently and saw that the fourth aunt was opening her mouth with one hand and poking a cucumber in the other. Yang Ze collapsed...... It's so scary......