XII. The Ring

Yang Ze looked at the "phlegm" in the sea of qi with a smile, and was glad that the Buddha Jesus helped him choose the "wood element", otherwise I am afraid that he would have gone to the west to learn the scriptures now. In fact, Yang Ze made up for it by himself this time, what he absorbed was pure aura, and even the cylinder was blown up, where did he still have time to extract the "wood element". It can be said that the "phlegm" now is crude oil, gasoline, diesel, various oils, and a mixture of seven elements......

The cylinders have been blown up, so how can I upgrade myself in the future? Yang Ze noticed another problem he was facing at this time. Shouldn't I be considered a qi controller now?...... Ha...... Ha...... The aura of the protagonist who crossed the emperor came, and it blew up all the small cylinders in an instant, does that mean that Lao Tzu is full of level all of a sudden! From now on, there is no pressure to fight monsters and pretend to be forced. Thinking of this, is it not even necessary to take the exam of the Nine Star Academy, and directly parachute into the academy Wang Ba's qi leaked, and when he saw the injustice, he roared, and Guanxi became a single dog. The classics of history are flipped at will, and the little brother of Ma Zai walks everywhere. Yang Ze was very happily immersed in the world of his own obscenity.

However, what happened next made Yang Ze's mood instantly change from the hot beach in Hawaii to a candlelit dinner with the penguin brothers. Yang Ze tried to cut his finger and mobilize the "phlegm", but there was no movement! Phlegm is still phlegm, there is no trace of the wood element, and he originally wanted to use the wood element to repair his finger, but now the blood is not in vain. Daddy...... Seems to be too excited and cuts a little deep......

From sunrise to sunset, and from sunset to sunrise, Yang Ze worked hard in the room for two days without eating or drinking, and finally came to a conclusion: "No key!" Yang Ze breathed a sigh of relief, how can he drive without a key? As long as he finds his natal object, he will naturally go to the peak of life. The Crossing Emperor was supposed to be at the top. I have to admire Yang Ze's self-hypnosis method, should he be called an idiot or an idiot...... Idiot......

After washing away the decadence of the past, Yang Ze decided to start the journey of searching for the natal object from today. The first stop! Shunhelou has a good meal to celebrate the birth of another god-like man! Then refer to what everyone's natal objects are, why they choose, the purpose of such a choice, and the feelings after choosing, these materials are used as the capital to become a god-like man in the future...... Wha...... Wha......

"Who are you looking for? Brother Fat Dragon is not here, maybe he will feed the ants again," Yang Ze said to the big fat man in the yard with his back to him.

The big fat man turned around with a smile when he heard Yang Ze's voice: "Damn, Brother Fat Dragon, have you eaten melamine for dinner, why is it a few sizes bigger" Yang Ze said in surprise.

The fat dragon was laughing, laughing all the time, silly, with tears in his eyes. suddenly gave Yang Ze a bear hug, and then picked up the black coal in the bamboo basket on the ground and ran out, patting Yang Ze's back hard when he left, and said "thank you" excitedly

Shenma situation? Is this world crazy? Could it be that my brother's anger is now revealed? Yang Ze walked towards Shunhe Building in a daze. The more you go, the more wrong it becomes, why everyone looks at Yang like they see their first love along the way. As soon as I crossed the river, two young women came to meet me, plump and graceful. The only sense of disobedience is nibbling on cucumbers while walking, uh...... As soon as the two beauties saw Yang Ze, they couldn't wait to run over and "kiss" Yang Ze's face, and forced a cucumber into their hands, and ran away with a red face without waiting for Yang Ze to come back to his senses...... Wang Baqi, proper Wang Baqi, this is the welfare that the Emperor should have, Yang Ze felt comfortable in his heart, one word "cool"......

All the way to Shunhe Building, before entering the door, he was picked up by Pork Rong and ran straight upstairs, it turned out that almost all the villagers came, and even the old village chief, who was usually rare to see, smiled at Yang Ze at the main table. Everyone was smiling at Yang Ze, laughing from the bottom of their hearts, Old Man Shi was too excited, and the whole hand of "Kato" was trembling. Yang Ze looked at this scene, although he didn't know what was going on, but at this time his heart was very warm and satisfied. Yang Ze has only been in Wenli Village for a month, and looking at this group of lovely villagers, he seems to have found a little sense of home......

Today is still an all-pig feast, Yang Ze looked at Sai Xishi who was serving food at this time, and wondered if she had taken advantage of her retreat to go to "South Korea" for a few days, and the operation was too successful. Especially in this liposuction operation, Yang Ze can imagine the buckets of lard filled under the operating table, and the whole Saixishi is drained by one-third.

After three rounds of drinking, the old village chief took out a quaint jade box and gave it to Yang Ze in front of everyone. When everyone saw the things in the old village chief's hand, they all gasped, and their eyes were blazing. Yang Ze took it and opened the jade box at once: "What's the situation! There's a ring inside, and it's a black ring." Yang Ze had no doubt that the value of the box containing the ring must have completely killed this obscene ring. The question is why did the old village chief give me a ring, this is the rhythm of the proposal, "You old glass, read the yellow book and see the brain-dead! It's okay to give me a broken ring, what is this for!" Looking at the expressions of the people around him who were eager to "hurry up and agree to him", Yang Ze was about to run out as soon as he threw his legs, and as soon as he turned around, he directly bumped into Sai Xi Shi, and was hugged by Sai Xi Shi, followed by a toast! Everyone's non-stop toast was drunk cup by cup at the beginning, and then it was poured into a big bowl of pork Rong, Shi Laotou, and Xiucai, and then there was no more at all......

For three days, Yang Ze slept for three days. When he woke up, he looked at the ring on the table, and he couldn't figure out what was going on and why everyone was so desperate to pour their own wine. Looking at the jade box on the table, Yang Ze felt that things should not be so simple. If it's an ordinary ring, do you need to use such an expensive box to hold it? Yang Ze gently opened the box and picked up this ring, it was very ordinary, although I couldn't tell what material it was made of, but I didn't see anything special. I saw that the ring was not much different from what I had seen on earth, and it was even very simple in design. Less than a centimeter wide, there are messy scratches, and the whole ring is black and not reflective. Yang Ze looked at it carefully for a long time, but he still didn't see any magic, and finally had to give up. Anyway, if you don't take it for nothing, you may be useful when you put it on your body. But it always feels a little weird to wear this ring. The only ring Yang Ze has ever brought in his life is the wedding ring he exchanged with his wife when he got married. The wedding ring was lost when he came to this world, and wearing an unfamiliar ring at this time always made Yang Ze feel a sense of betrayal in it. In the end, Yang Ze still found a rope and hung the ring around his neck......