Chapter 3: The Scumbag Code

"Because I love her."

"But she doesn't love you." Lu Yunlan shouted angrily.

Tang Zhizhi's eyes instantly became cold, "No, she loves me very much, more than anyone else." ”

Lu Yunlan stared at him for a single step, "I know, you wrap yourself tightly at all times because you are covered in scars...... How could a woman who loves you be willing to leave so many wounds on the man she loves? What qualifies her to say she loves you? She's not worthy, she's not worthy. The last "she doesn't deserve it" she yelled out.

The car stopped, and the sound of glass breaking sounded.

Looking at his face distorted by anger and the broken car window, Lu Yunlan's body trembled a little, but she still stubbornly pursed her mouth and refused to let go.

The aggrieved, tearful eyes, but stubborn and abnormal girl made Tang Fate's anger extinguished in an instant.

Scumbag Rule No. 12: Don't lose your temper in front of a girl at any time.

He smiled wryly and reached out to rub her head, "You're still young, you don't understand something." ”

"I'm 20 years old."

Tang Yuan grabbed his hair and said helplessly: "Let's make a truce?" ”

"Hmph." She snorted, crossed her hands over her chest, and twisted her face.

At this moment, she is like a little girl who is angry.

A strange sound broke the silence, and there was a little awkward atmosphere.

"The stomach is really pitiful, it has worked hard all night with the master, there is nothing to eat, and it is forced to pretend to be angry, no wonder it wants to protest." Tang Zhizhi had already chuckled lightly after speaking.

"Don't laugh, don't give me a hippie smile, we're arguing right now."

Tang Destiny nodded solemnly, "Also, quarreling is a very serious problem, let it starve to death in the stomach, who told it to know what to do, there is nothing to eat, and it will not let go." ”

With a "poof", Lu Yunlan broke the gong.

Tang Zhiyuan reached out and rubbed her head, and after withdrawing his hand, he turned his head and began to inspect the broken car window.

There was a strange sound, it was the sound of the safety buckle detaching, Lu Yunlan, who was out of the seat belt, hugged his waist, and Tang fate froze directly in place.

He is afraid that this situation will occur, so he will fill in the marriage, and although he is harmonious, he will always reject people thousands of miles away.

"Don't move, just give me a few minutes."

Tang Fate smiled bitterly.

After five minutes, Lu Yunlan began to shake her head, wiped the tears on her face with Tang Destiny's shirt, and then sat back in her seat, took out the foundation and began to fill the small pond with tears on her face.

"Don't wipe it."

Tang fate reluctantly withdrew the hand holding the tissue.

Open the safety buckle, push the door to get out of the car, pick up the broken glass that fell to the ground and put it in the trunk, and then get back into the car.

Some of the angry people couldn't control their emotions, so they had to pull over and see if there was a car behind them before smashing the window glass. After smashing it, he carefully put away the glass fragments piece by piece. Many little things, superimposed little by little, made Lu Yunlan's heart also filled and occupied by someone little by little. Coupled with someone's abnormal performance today, her suppressed feelings completely exploded.

"Hand out."

"It's okay, break some skin."

"Stretch ~ come over~ come. Or I'm ~over~ going. The choice is yours. Faced with the key content, choosing one of the two word by word, Tang Destiny decisively stretched out his left hand.

The white and slender little hands are softer than expected. It is the feeling of youth.

It was more than a circle larger, and the hands were heavy, a little heavier than expected, and a little warmer and rougher. It is a feeling that can be reassured.

Reach out and prepare to open the door.

"I'll come, it's a big night after all."

Badass, big badass, how can you be so gentle?

Tang Destiny got out of the car again and took out the emergency medical kit in the trunk.

The girl's expression is very serious, and her movements are very gentle. The broken skin is slowly torn off, then the wound is carefully cleaned with alcohol, and finally wrapped in cotton gauze.

In fact, Tang fate wanted to tell her very much...... Is it okay to tear it slowly and make it more painful!

In fact, Tang fate wanted to tell her very much...... Wipe the wound with alcohol for three minutes, the wound is deeper and more serious, okay?

In fact, Tang fate wanted to tell her very much...... When the weather is hot, wrap the wound tightly, the wound is more likely to become infected and suppurated, okay?

But he didn't, because the thirteenth rule of the scumbag: women's love, hatred, and mistakes are all accepted, and the gifts given by women are not wanted.

"Thanks, that's a good deal." Tang Destiny was full of inwardness, and he praised him seriously.

Lu Yunlan's face flushed slightly, "I'll bandage you later." As if thinking of something again, he shook his head firmly: "I will never let you get hurt because of me again." ”

Tang Destiny suddenly felt that tens of thousands of grass and mud horses were galloping past.

I've been keeping it very good for more than four years, just because I want to leave, I'm gentle, how can I get into a big trouble?

Lu Yunlan buckled her seat belt again and smiled gently, "Let's go, I haven't eaten the barbecue yet." ”

Tang Fate almost cried. He just wanted to run home at 100 yards now and pack up his things and evaporate.

"If you don't want to go, don't worry, I can get off now."

It is said that the women who are calm and normal are Sherlock Holmes, and Tang did not believe in fate before, but now he believes it. He saw with his own eyes the process of a silly chick turning into Sherlock Holmes in a few minutes.

Tang fate said unhappily: "What stupid things are you talking about? You are not a flood beast, and I am not the old Tang next door, our relationship is innocent, what am I afraid of? ”

"It's just that our relationship is innocent, it must be whiter than something someone saw when I just lowered my head to deal with the wound."

"Lu Yunlan! Don't spew blood, how can I secretly look at your chest......"

"Hehe~ I said you peeked at me... Am I in the chest? Lu Yunlan seemed to be out of the way, and deliberately straightened up, worried about something that was not light.

Tang Destiny immediately drove without squinting.

The car didn't drive far and stopped in front of a roadside barbecue restaurant.

There were five tables, four people were seated, and there was just one left.

It's not surprising that when a new person comes, other customers will subconsciously take a look, and basically everyone will do the same.

However, today is different, the man at the four tables, after taking a look, can't take his eyes off.

A middle-aged couple, the man is almost eating and eating his soul. The middle-aged woman didn't speak, and divided a plate of fried noodles and two chicken legs by two. After eating and drinking, he raised his hand and slapped the man in the face.

The middle-aged man who was thinking about the name of his fourth child with that beautiful woman was directly stunned by this slap.

After coming back to his senses, he stood up, slapped the table, and roared, "The stinky girl gave you face, didn't you?" ”

Men, who doesn't want to save face?

slapped the table, a stinky girl, quite a posture of going to do it in the next second, and re-upsetting the husband.

The woman was not angry, but stood up.

Boy! With a height of about 1.85 meters, the waist of the water tank, and the big fist of the casserole squeaked, "What's the matter?" Still want to get your hands dirty? Do you want the old lady to help you button out your eyeballs and stick them on that? ”

The middle-aged man, who was half a head shorter, almost half the body of a woman, and was more than a few tonnages behind, immediately fell into disgrace, and began to beg for mercy with a flattering face.

Tang Zhiyuan, who had just sat down, stood up again when he heard the words, and walked directly to the table of the middle-aged couple.

Lu Yunlan stretched out her hand and grabbed the air, anxiously following Tang fate.

Tang Zhizhi glanced back at her and smiled.

Scumbag Rule No. 16: Don't let the women around you be hurt other than yourself, even if it's just words.

Lu Yunlan stopped her figure and showed a bright and charming smile, the corners of her mouth were hooked like a crescent moon, and her squinted eyes were like blinking stars.

Tang Destiny continued to move forward, and when he passed by one of the tables, he picked up a bottle of beer.

Tang fate's actions and actions snatched everyone's attention from the husband and wife.

The tall woman with a meaty face also found out, but she didn't say anything, just watched Tang Fate walk to their table coldly.

"Eldest sister, it's natural for your man to see other girls being beaten. But look at other girls, they don't leak their clothes, you can't be scolded by you for being a just because they look good, right? ”

"Yo, the young man is kind enough, more than a hundred times stronger than this bad guy, okay, you draw the line, and the old lady will follow."

Tang Zhizhi directly lifted the wine bottle and blew it, and said with a smile after turning the wine bottle upside down: "Say that the little girl of the family for no reason, make amends, apologize, it is always right, right?" ”

The woman stretched out a hand and gave a thumbs up, "The young man is enough, and we Northeasterners will serve the heroes." ”

grabbed a bottle of wine on the table, drank it all, and after blowing three bottles in a row, he said to Lu Yunlan: "Sister, I'm sorry, it's the eldest sister who has a cheap mouth, I hope you don't mind...... Your boyfriend is a man, a good man to be entrusted with for life. The eldest sister is also rough and older, otherwise she has to tie him home. ”

The corners of Tang Destiny's mouth twitched.

One of the tables, all about twenty-five years old, like young people who had just graduated and worked, applauded: "Auntie is really a heroine among women, I don't think it's too late to tie it now." ”

The woman slapped the table, and the dishes shook a few centimeters and fell, making a sound of porcelain colliding, "What's the big aunt?" Called eldest sister, I think you are a good kid, I have a big niece who is comparable to me in figure and beauty, I will take you back to marry her now. ”

The open-mouthed young man fell to the ground with a weak leg, and waved his hand again and again, "Eldest sister, eldest sister and younger brother are wrong, I just made a joke." ”

"Bad goods." The woman said with disdain.

Young people, like middle-aged men, dare not force anymore. Because he knows that some people don't like to move their mouths, they only like to use their hands, and this tough eldest sister is obviously this kind of person.

Tang Zhiyuan also stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up, "The eldest sister is bright, and the younger brother will not continue to bother." ”

He was really afraid that he would be arrested and returned to be a man in the village.

"Alright, we should go back too."

Women who are not inferior to men really settle the bill and leave.

Her husband didn't even dare to let out a fart, and the fart kept up.

This is a Northeast person, who may have a bad temper and a rough personality, but he dares to do it.