Chapter 4: Returning Home
Four women and two men, probably a table of college students, one of them was a female college student who looked good and could score seven points, stood up and asked loudly: "Little brother, do you want to be a partner?" If you break up with this beautiful sister one day, feel free to find me, and I can always be your spare tire. ”
There was another uproar and laughter.
Tang Destiny hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't do it, don't do it, the nutrition can't keep up, the nutrition can't keep up." ”
"Poof" laughter rang out one after another, the girls covered their mouths and snickered, the men laughed directly, and some even squirted out the beer they had just drunk.
After this trouble, the atmosphere was very good, and a few people at the table seemed to be familiar with it at once, and came over again and again to toast Tang Fate.
Tang Destiny refused on the grounds that he still wanted to drive, and the bold female college student pointed out: "Driving? We know, we know, it's a pity not to drive such a beautiful car. ”
Lu Yunlan did not cover her face as shy as before, but glanced at Tang Fate with spring in her eyes and affection.
This made the others wail again, and they all sighed that they couldn't eat, they couldn't eat.
Working youth are leaving.
College students also followed, and they also wanted to invite Tang Destiny and the two to sing, but Tang Destiny naturally refused without hesitation. In the end, the two parties left their contact information before parting and saying goodbye.
At the last table, five people dressed as migrant workers also left one after another.
Compared with lively college students, more restrained but limited working students, they are the most high-quality group of people who dress plainly.
When Tang Destiny walked towards the tall woman, he felt the two chairs closest to the woman pull outward. If there is a trouble, they will persuade them to fight, and Tang's fate is not strange at all.
For Tang Fate's thanks, they just waved their hands plainly, saying that it was nothing.
The barbecue that Tang fate added to them was still easy to say, and he said that he was willing to accept it because he brought it back to his sister-in-law and children.
Today's Tang fate is strange and intoxicating to Lu Yunlan. It seems that there is no one he can't talk to, and there seems to be nothing he can't take care of. He always senses everyone's needs and gets things done without a trace. It doesn't feel deliberate or embarrassing.
"Boss, bring us a case of beer."
"Okay." For this pair of men and women like the golden boy and girl, not only other people will feel that they are compatible, but the owner of the barbecue restaurant will also feel that it is a match made in heaven.
"Silly girl, what are you doing? Brain pumping? He turned his head to the boss and apologized: "Boss, I'm sorry, I don't want to, I have to go to work tomorrow, and I will delay things." ”
"Okay." He understands the difficulties of young people, so he doesn't feel that there is anything to readily agree.
"The boss serves the wine." Lu Yunlan suddenly slapped the table vigorously, startling Tang Destiny and the husband and wife at the barbecue restaurant.
Tang's fate was at a loss, he didn't get a drop of wine, why did he talk about drunkenness?
Boss, look at this, look at that, I feel so difficult!
"If you don't drink with me, I'll drink it myself."
"Don't make a fuss, I have to take the car home tomorrow, and you still have to go to work."
"It's warped." It may be that the word "go home" stung Lu Yunlan, she slapped the table with both hands, and one foot restlessly touched Tang Fate's foot.
Looking at Lu Yunlan, who had already begun to cheat, Tang Fate had no choice but to surrender, "Only one bottle is allowed." ”
Lu Yunlan continued to play tricks.
"Two bottles."
Put down your hands and feet, like a wronged child, the corners of your eyes are already misty.
"Three bottles at most, and then go home directly, and find their own mother."
Lu Yunlan immediately nodded with a smile on her face.
By the time the substitute came, it was already two o'clock in the morning.
Lu Yunlan was already a little unconscious, like an octopus leaning on Tang Destiny and being coquettish.
Tang fate is okay, he has always had a good amount of alcohol. helped her to sit in the back seat, Lu Yunlan hugged him and refused to let him leave to go to the passenger cab.
The substitute driver looked at the broken car window, and then at the drunk girl, who refused to move, and took out his mobile phone to call the police.
Because Tang Zhizhi and Lu Yunlan were the last wave of guests, the owners of the barbecue restaurant, a middle-aged couple also sat together and drank some wine with the two, and they laughed when they saw this.
In the end, Tang Zhizhi took out the work cards of the two people, confirmed that it was a colleague from the company, and the owner of the barbecue restaurant testified, and also checked the vehicle and Tang Zhizhi's driver's license, and took a photo.
Sending the two to the community, the middle-aged uncle rode his folding bicycle and left.
learned from the owner of the barbecue restaurant about the relationship between the two and the girl's dependence on the youth along the way, and the uncle swallowed back the words to tell the young man not to take advantage of the danger. Other people's little couples drink some wine and drive a car or something, and there really is nothing wrong with it.
After giving the ten-star praise to the substitute driver, Tang Destiny carried Lu Yunlan, who was making a lot of noise, upstairs.
As for where the ten stars came from? Of course, it was because the uncle refused to accept the tip from Tang Fate, Tang Destiny directly ordered another order, and asked the uncle to ride a folding bicycle and go around the garden of the community twice before letting him go.
For this young man with a brain circuit that is different from ordinary people, the middle-aged uncle is also speechless, and finally has to sigh: Today's young people really know how to play!
Lu Yunlan lives on the seventh floor, as for why Tang fate would know? Because Tang Destiny lives on the sixth floor, he can be regarded as the real old Tang next door, and the two are just one floor apart.
Putting Lu Yunlan, who was wrapped around her body like an octopus, on the bed, cost Tang a lot of strength. The soft and cute sister paper entangles people, which is really difficult to resist, Tang Destiny sighed in his heart.
Looking at Lu Yunlan, who was about to entangle herself and be cute, Tang Destiny directly "Ada" a knife and knocked her unconscious.
I went to the kitchen and took a look, and I boiled some honey water when there was honey. Drinking a little can make people wake up without dizziness, headache and other symptoms.
I went to the bathroom to fetch warm water, warmed her pretty face with a towel, and then used makeup remover to help her remove the light makeup on her face, and then replaced it with cold water and gently patted her cheeks to help her shrink her pores.
Take off her coat, shoes, and socks, and let her lie on her side to prevent possible vomit suffocation.
Go to the kitchen and use cold water to quickly reduce the boiled honey water to the level of lukewarm but not hot.
After drinking wine and eating dry foods such as barbecue, she subconsciously swallowed honey water to moisten her lips.
The pink red lips opened and closed, and some of the warm honey water slowly flowed down the corners of the girl's mouth, passing by the snow-white neck, and finally stopping near the collarbone.
Tang Zhiyuan took a deep breath, suppressed the restlessness in his heart, quickly picked up the tissue, wiped the spilled honey water, and exhaled with relief.
Fortunately, Tang's fate is outstanding, otherwise in the face of such a tempting scene, even if he doesn't incarnate as a wolf on a moonlit night, he would have to have some honey to hydrolyze his cravings, right?
After drinking, let her lie on her side, let her hold a large koala with a height of 1.5 meters, to prevent her from suddenly lying on her back in her sleep and suffocating with vomit.
Picked up her mobile phone and hand, unlocked her fingerprint, went on WeChat, and sent a message to a female supervisor surnamed Liu who was in charge of his shift in the sales department, explaining from Lu Yunlan's perspective that she might not be able to go tomorrow, so she put down her mobile phone.
He did this, of course, to avoid suspicion. If people knew that she was drinking with her, and she carried her into the room by herself, I don't know what exciting news would come out.
What Lu Yunlan, a silly girl, was tricked into drinking by the former sales director, and was killed a hundred times, a hundred times, and then eaten and wiped clean and abandoned, or something is still very possible.
If it weren't for his personal experience and sober consciousness, maybe Tang Fate himself wouldn't believe that nothing would have happened to the two.
After everything was packed up, Tang Fate was about to leave, but someone, who seemed to be very restless when he was sleeping, began to be confused, and moved his hands and feet to talk to himself.
With a wry smile, Tang Destiny stopped.
Scumbag Rule No. 11: No matter what, don't let girls be put in danger and leave them alone.
As long as someone is around, even if Lu Yunlan is suffocated with vomit, as long as there is a strange sound in her ears, Tang Destiny can help her turn sideways in the second and third times. Vomiting and suffocation, and rarely instant death. Normally, the body and throat will have an instinctive struggle time.
Even if the possibility of vomiting and suffocation is very small, Tang Fate will not gamble, because there is no need to gamble at all.
went back to his room as fast as he could, took a shower, changed clothes, Tang Destiny hurriedly returned to Lu Yunlan's room, checked that nothing happened to her, then went to the living room to get a blanket, set the alarm clock, Tang Destiny leaned on the side of the bed and slowly fell asleep.
Shaking together, Tang Destiny woke up immediately, turned his head to look, and still held Lu Yunlan, who was still sleeping with a big koala, Tang Destiny smiled slightly, stretched his waist, stood up, cleaned up all the traces of spending the night here, went out, and returned to his room.
After a period of digestion, the vomiting and suffocation had been eliminated, and there was no need for him to stay.
After sitting all night, his whole body was a little uncomfortable, Tang Destiny adjusted the alarm clock and went to bed to make up for sleep.
The alarm clock rang on time at eight o'clock, got up to wash, and put on the backpack that had been prepared before, Tang Destiny embarked on the journey home.
Because his hometown is not directly connected to the high-speed rail, Tang fate got off the high-speed rail, and he still needed to transfer to a bus for 6 hours to reach his hometown.
The familiar and unfamiliar bus, except for the appearance is a little old, it is still the original one, which is the car he took to his hometown for the first time with his mother 20 years ago.
There was no one in the same position, Tang Destiny was silent for a few seconds, put down his salute, sat down slowly, turned sideways, looked out the window, stretched out his hand against the car window and swayed from side to side, just as he was curious about everything back then.
"Haha, you're so funny, I used to do that a lot when I was a kid. I like to tease strangers who look confused outside the window, but I can't remember who I am, and finally pretend to suddenly realize and raise my hand to say hello. ”
"So?" Tang Fate's fate was a little wandering, but his good quality made him instinctively respond to her friendly accompaniment.
"Hehe, get to know me, my name is Ye Wen, Wen of Wenchuan, not Ye Man's question, what about your interesting uncle?"