Tang fate turned his head and saw a pink and fleshy hand.

I raised my hand and shook it, it felt very good, warm and handy, but it didn't look strong.

The gaze continues to move forward, and the figure of about 1.63 is a little plump, but not fat, giving people a feeling of flesh. The little round face looks a little baby fat, with a ball head, wearing an orange sweatshirt, wearing a pair of orange sneakers, and the whole person is alive with a fleshy orange?

Tang Destiny smiled at the orange in front of him, and introduced himself: "My surname is Mo De, my name is Feelings, Mo De is Mo De, Mo De is feelings, Mo is feelings." ”

A girl who looks like she should be eighteen or nineteen years old, like a heroine who came out of a comic, laughs when she hears this.

After laughing for nearly a minute, he came back to his senses and saw that the people sitting in the car were all looking at him with strange expressions, and he was embarrassed, so he hurriedly put the orange backpack on his back and put it on the salute rack above, and then sat down next to Tang Destiny.

"Uncle who doesn't have feelings, no one sits in this position, right?" After sitting down, the little orange Yewen asked in a low voice.

"Are there any people, there may be a little meat orange to sit on, right?"

Ye Wen immediately puffed up his cheeks and said angrily: "Uncle, my friends are gone!" ”

The annoying uncle actually called her nickname in one bite, and her family and classmates called her Little Meat Orange. I don't hate it, but I don't like it. What the hell is a girl, who likes this kind of nickname that is not good?

Because of the puffing relationship, the orange that was originally whirring with meat turned into a bun with whirring, which was indescribably cute, so that Tang Destiny wanted to reach out and pinch her cute face.

"It's a pity, the little meat orange friend who just cooked it flew away like this, but it's not a loss, and it's not bad to get a small meat bun friend."

Ye Wen raised his right hand and clenched it into a fist, waving it up and down, "Uncle Stinky is really annoying, and the friendship of the little meat bun is over." ”

Tang Destiny shrugged regretfully.

Little Meat Orange wanted to say something more, but the car suddenly started, and she quickly sat upright.

Play and play, make trouble, don't joke about driving and parking, for which she has suffered a lot.

The car slowly drove away from the city, the speed of the car also slowed down, the nature was lively, and the little meat orange who was a little talker began to be dishonest again, and cautiously peeked at the stinky uncle next to him.

The stinky uncle who started to wander again, although his mouth is more poisonous and unpleasant, but it is strangely good-looking.

It's not the kind of handsome guy who can be amazed at a glance, but the type that is comfortable at first glance and comfortable the more you look at it. And he seems to have a special temperament, which makes people always can't help but look at him.

"Stinky uncle, are you thinking about your girlfriend?"

Tang Destiny glanced at her and said in surprise: "Hey, little meat orange, why are you?" Where's your friend's little meat bun? I was thinking about her just now. ”

"Damn smelly uncle." Little Meat Orange stretched out his hands, grabbed his right hand, and lifted his long-sleeved shirt, revealing two small tiger teeth about to bite.

But when she saw the horizontal wounds on Uncle Stink's arm, she froze there with her mouth open and wanted to bite.

I don't know how long it has been, Xiao Meat Orange gently helped him pull back his long sleeves, and his eyes were slightly red: "I'm sorry, uncle." ”

Tang Zhizhi shook his head slightly, "It's okay, it's good that I didn't scare you." ”

The warm words and soft voice made her heart a little sour. The former uncle must have been in pain, right?

Tang Destiny smiled, "I used to do mechanical repairs, and when I was repairing the machine, the machine was unstable and slipped, and my hand was injured by parts at that time. ”

Tang fate doesn't like to lie, but he doesn't want a lively and cute little girl to leave any bad influence on his heart because of this.

This kind of personality like a lively little bird is very good and very likable, and Tang fate doesn't want her to change because of a little thing.

"Really?" The guilty little meat orange raised his head a little wilted and asked expectantly.

Tang Destiny said some mechanical knowledge, and also said the name and location of the machinery factory, and the girl completely believed it.

If someone could make up a lie so true, she would have listened to it.

It's good if it's not hurt by someone, but if it's hurt by someone, it's not just the arm, how much shadow does it have to leave in the heart?

Knowing that he hadn't inadvertently hurt people, Little Fat Orange's silent heart began to come alive again, and he kept chattering with Tang Fate: "Uncle, how old are you?" Where is Uncle going? Is it to go home to see your parents, or to go home on a blind date? What if the blind date fails? What would you do if the other person was a good girl who smoked, drank, clubbed, permed, got tattoos, and had a boyfriend changed seven or eight? ”

Tang Fate regretted lying, and this little orange seemed to be better off making her feel guilty. Except for the two and a half questions, what kind of nonsense are the rest?

Tang Zhizhi raised his left hand and shook the wedding ring a few times in front of her eyes, "See, I'm a person who has a fiancée." ”

Xiao Rou Cheng showed a regretful expression, and then raised his hand sympathetically to pat Tang Destiny on the shoulder.

This mysterious operation made Tang Fate confused, and he was not convinced by this little meat orange with a brain circuit that was stranger than her.

"Uncle, you lost the opportunity to be a young and invincible beautiful girl boyfriend."

Tang Destiny had a black line in his head: "It's really a sad news that makes people happy." ”

Xiao Roucheng didn't look at him angrily, and didn't continue the topic, but asked curiously, "Where is Uncle's hometown?" ”

"Wind Chimes."

Little Meat Orange immediately moved his buttocks, moved closer to Tang Destiny, his eyes widened, and he looked Tang Destiny up and down with surprise on his face, "That Fengjing Town that belongs to Fengyuan County?" ”

Tang Fate moved his body without a trace and leaned in.

Little Meat Orange's eyes lit up, and he moved his body closely.

"If there weren't two wind chime towns in Fengyuan County, it should be."

Little Meat Orange's eyes have completely turned into little stars, "Then do you recognize Tang Scum?" Have you ever seen the Tang scum? ”

Tang Destiny's expression was a little unnatural, "Not only have I heard it, but I have also eaten it." ”

Little Meat Orange's eyes widened in surprise and looked at Tang Fate in amazement. It took dozens of seconds to react, and slapped Tang Destiny on the thigh, "It's not that local sugar slag, it's a person, it's a person." The super invincible scumbag who wrote the twenty-six rules of scumbags. ”

"Uh~"

Little Meat Orange immediately lost interest in Tang's fate. I haven't even heard of Tang Slag, and he is definitely not a native of Wind Chime Town.

"Cut, waste this girl's expression, I haven't even heard of Tang Scum, I haven't seen it, and you deserve to be a resident of Wind Chime Town?"

Tang Destiny rolled his eyes sharply.

Xiao Roucheng had been paying attention to Tang Fate's expression, and when he saw this, he suddenly said with displeasure on his face: "Uncle, you big liar." ”

Tang Fate turned his head over, looked at her, blinked, and said with a puzzled face: "Amazing, amazing, how did you find out?" ”

Xiao Roucheng raised his fist, knocked Tang Destiny's arm, and said very dissatisfiedly: "Uncle is very bad like this. I've heard that there are quite a few people who pretend to be residents of Wind Chimes and use this as a bargaining chip to trick the girls into trusting them in order to achieve their own bad goals...... I didn't expect the uncle to be this kind of person. ”

In the end, Little Meat Orange lowered her head a little sadly.

Tang Zhiyuan showed a helpless expression, and reached out to pat her head, but she blocked it with her hand.

"Silly girl, if I really plan to flirt with my sister with this, why do I have to wear a wedding ring, why do I have to tell you that I have a fiancée? If I really have an intention to eat your little meat orange, wouldn't it be very contradictory to do this? ”

"Isn't there a lot of that kind of person who uses his marriage to paralyze a girl, make her let down her guard, and then put on the appearance that she is a good man...... Do you inadvertently reveal that your marriage is unhappy and trick girls into taking the bait? ”

Tang Fate actually had a feeling of being speechless. This seems to be the usual routine used by married men and women who want to change cars.

"Why, I feel like I can't hang on my face when I am exposed, is the next step to be annoyed and angry, turn my face and scold people, and finally start beating people?" The little meat orange with a sense of justice obviously does not intend to let go of this black sheep.

Because the voice of the little meat orange was raised a lot, the people who had been eavesdropping on the seats nearby for a long time, as well as those in the distance, all turned their eyes to it.

Tang Destiny felt that he had instantly become a public enemy in the carriage, and everyone's eyes were full of contempt and disgust when they looked at him.

A few of the young men were even a little bit gearing up. There is no shortage of market for the drama of heroes saving beauty and punishing adultery and eliminating evil at any time. Of course, there must be a very important premise here, girls must be beautiful, cute, sexy, etc., the same. Otherwise, if the woman is Sister Feng's kind, I am afraid that the object of people's sympathy will become Tang's fate.

Tang Destiny shook his head and grinned.

What's this little scene? Back then, the scene of being knocked out of a stick, and dozens or hundreds of people besieging it didn't know how many, what was this little thing? It's not even a drizzle.

Otherwise, do you think a peerless scumbag is so easy to be?

One of the rules of the scumbag: be able to fight and carry, and be physically strong. How can you deal with the black hands and stews of the sisters' brothers, younger brothers, suitors, and crushes without a strong physique?

The third rule of scumbags: don't lose your self-esteem, don't be cheeky. doesn't have a thick enough skin, blushing and heartbeating when I look at my sister's paper, how to be a scumbag, how to deal with the strange eyes of classmates and others?

The fifth rule of the scumbag: emotional intelligence is not high, and it is easy to be tricked. If you can't gain insight into people's thoughts and deal with them calmly, how can you deal with the black hands of your rivals, frame-ups and misunderstandings of your sisters?

Scumbag rule 10: No matter how tired you are, always have a smile. No matter what the situation, as long as you face it with a smile, the grasp of solving the problem will be invisibly three points bigger.

At this time, Tang fate had to face three situations: First: the contempt and unkind gaze of everyone. Two: Little Meat Orange and other people's misunderstandings. Three: How to dispel the reasons and opportunities for those flower messengers who are ready to move.

In fact, the three points seem to be unrelated, but they are closely related and interlocking, as long as they are explained clearly, things can be easily solved, but if they cannot be explained perfectly, there will still be one or two of them.

This is a situation that is absolutely not allowed to occur as a scumbag!

The fifteenth code of the scumbag: the head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the bad reputation must not flow out.

If something bad spreads, it will seriously affect the reputation, and the difficulty of flirting with girls in the future will increase exponentially.