Cousin. Hu Xiangtian. In my mind. It has always been a relatively legendary image. Bitter child crawling out of a poor ravine. With his bare hands, he hit a piece of heaven and earth. He's a tough guy. True heroes.

He is not only in our county. Say yes. His influence has spread both inside and outside the city. Anyway, where his tentacles stretched. He stomped his foot. Even. Blow on the breath. It's a new chapter.

He's not going to trap himself in the shallows for too long. It was only a matter of time before he left our town.

Early June. My cousin called me to his house in the town to discuss the move with me. I only learned at this time that my cousin had bought a townhouse in the county seat.

Said cousin. It's been more than three years since I bought it. It's been idle. He also said that it was renovated after the year. It's been sitting for more than half a year. It's time to go and stay. Enjoy.

I'm kidding my cousin. What did you ask me to do when you moved? You won't let me go to your villa. Again. You're not short of money.

My cousin listened to me. That's gritting your teeth with hatred. He pretended to be a cross-eyebrow. Roared:

"You pretend to me again," he said, waving his palm, and slashed at me.

My cousin is plump. Pressed towards me. It's overwhelming. I hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Cousin. Cousin. There is something to discuss. Negotiable"

"That's pretty much it"

"Cousin. What's the matter? You just say. I can do it. If you can't do it, you can do it. But like last time, the life of the underworld marriage. Don't take it for me," I said openly.

"Shut up" cousin's fat face is horizontal. I was so scared that I shuddered again:

"Your cousin, I. I'm moving to a new house soon. You don't mention the unlucky words of the secret marriage."

"I'm sorry. Cousin. Lapsus linguae. Lost his word."

"It will. You should be clear. I've asked you to do something."

"Understood. Help my cousin move" I still pretend I don't understand.

When my cousin heard it, he became angry again: moving. Do I need you? My horses. It's not more powerful than you. ”

"Cousin. You can make it clear. You can't tell. I know what to do. ”

"Your sister-in-law is lonely at night. My kidneys ~ can't wait. Sexual discord. Let you come over and help."

I heard my cousin tell me this meat joke. My cousin and I were laughing. I was laughing so hard that I was dying. Busy Says:

"Cousin. Sister-in-law. You might as well keep it. Cousin, I've never been short of women."

"You're all down the road. All day. It's okay to pretend to be a fool and deceive an ignorant little girl."

"yes. I don't have the skills of my cousin. Eldest daughter-in-law. The little ladies are all in their arms. Cousin. That's a groom."

"Hahaha" the cousin laughed even more. People are in good spirits at happy events. The family will move into the villa immediately. Can you not be happy. My cousin finished laughing. He grabbed my ear and said:

"That should be clear. Why did I come to you?"

"Yes. Know" my cousin looked at me as obedient. He let go of my ears.

"Let's talk about it. What am I looking for you for?"

"I don't know," I said again.

"Someone," my cousin roared. Outside the living room. 'Hula' rushed in at once, enough for more than twenty young men. That formation really dumbfounded me.

"Cousin. What are you doing? I have something to say," I said, with a trembling voice. Panicked and got up from the couch.

"Cousin. You're thinking too much. These people are here to help me move."

"Yes. "My cousin also got up from the couch. He grabbed my arm and said, "

"Cousin. You should know. It's a new home. There are a lot to say. It's not like you can move if you want to. The doorway to this. You should know it all. I just want you to go and burn it for me when I live in Wenju. Babble and chatter. The great gods and immortals from all walks of life are dotted out. The picture is auspicious. And then what. Show me Feng Shui. Is it suitable for our family to live. By the way, I pinched my cousin's fingers. Let's see if my cousin has any big development after that."

"Cousin. What else are you developing? Rule the earth. ”

". Rule the Earth. I have to have this strength too," my cousin shuddered. Pinch me again:

"Do you hear what I just said?"

"Hear me"

"What did I say?"

"Let me go and burn it in your villa. Look at things like Feng Shui. "I'll tell you about it. Then he said:

"Yes. I don't know any of these things. ”

"Are you Mr. Yin Yang or not?" The cousin was annoyed. He was furious. The fat is shivering. That's just a wave of flesh.

"Cousin. I really wouldn't," I said embarrassedly. Out of guilt. I pulled out the charm from my arms and handed it to my cousin. Say:

"Cousin. You don't have to dislike it. I'll give you these charms. It's just the money you had when you lived here."

"What do I want these things for? It's like a dark coin," my cousin's face was full of disgust.

"Cousin. It's fun," I said, casting a few spells. Brilliant sparks erupt.

"Don't play these tricks on me," my cousin was really scared as he looked at the spells that were spitting fire everywhere. I see that. I picked up a few more and played them. Burning sparks swirled around my cousin.

"Someone's coming. Send me the old watch to the police station. The rape case in the south of the town in May has not been solved."

"Cousin. Cousin. What are you doing here? You're right. I can't do it for you? Also rape cases. You did it. Or maybe your horses will do it."

"You can't talk nonsense," the cousin immediately became serious. On top of the treatment of brothers. My cousin is still very principled. That is, you can't joke about your brother's innocence.

"Yes. Be. Cousin. Don't talk nonsense," I quickly reined in.

"Cousin. You say the days of your humble dwelling. When the time comes. I'll be sure to come and congratulate you."

"Cousin. You choose a good day and an auspicious day," the smile returned to my cousin's face.

"Now. Month. No. 8 Wenju. Time is too rushed. A lot of things are too busy. That's it. June 18th. June 18. Let's send it together"

"Good. Not bad. In the end, there are still two hits, "My cousin is shabby."

"Cousin. Your business. I'll give you the answer. So. I want to ask you a question."

"There is something to say. There is a fart put. Don't ink"

"Cousin. You're not moving to town after that. Later. It's rare to go back to town."

"Cousin. You're really wrong. Cousin. It started in this town. This is the old nest. Base. Until when. I'm not going to give up my business here. Though. Later. I rarely come back. But the four lame and the little leopard are still here."

"So. I have a reluctant request."

"Speak"

"Last time. I'll let the little leopard brother. Rented a big shop on the town centre crossing"

"I heard the little leopard talk to me"

"Who is that woman? I heard that it was Li Jiazhuang," my cousin asked me with round eyes.

"My little lover," I said, my mouth slipping. Speak out.

"There you have it. Return your little lover. Don't say it. The children in people's arms are yours."

"Cousin. I: "I want to say and stop. They think so. It's not a bad thing. I was secretly glad in my heart. It's okay not to know. Don't ruin my reputation. After all. I'm not married.

"She's my classmate. and his own man. It's not easy to drag down a child by yourself. I hope my cousin can take care of me. Don't be bullied. Since. The four cripples and the little leopard brother both stayed in town. I was relieved.

"What's the matter with you. Just look for my cousin. Little's house. You let the four cripples and the little leopard take care of you. To put it mildly. Isn't that a sheep in the mouth of a tiger? Don't spoil it."

"Cousin. It's not that serious."

"You don't know both of them. It's an animal," the cousin scolded. Xuan'er changed his words:

"Still. For my cousin's sake. They don't dare to mess around."

"That's it. Is that. Don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha. ”

"Hey. That's right. How are you getting along with Jing Chengshan's daughter? ”

"It's fine. It's good to me," I said to my cousin with joy.

"Almost. Get married. Lest you have too many dreams at night."

"Let's talk about it when the house is cleaned up"

"Do you usually have a lot of contact with your father-in-law?"

"Jing Lin. When you're not at home. I rarely go."

"Does Jing Chengshan have any other opinions about you now?"

"Pretty honest. I've been conquered long ago."

"Okay. Cousin. As long as you can conquer your father-in-law. That. You're the life of a rich man."

"Cousin. Don't laugh at your cousin. What a rich life. It's almost hard."

"Aunt Jing Lin is the vice president of a court in the city, do you know?"

"Yes. I even saved her life. ”

"Nonsense. You save people's lives. It's good that people don't want your life. You dead Mr. Yin and Yang"

"Cousin. I'm serious. She still owes me a favor."

"Really," the cousin expressed skepticism.

"Of course it's true," I'm a person who never lies.

"Okay. I'll believe you once," cousin. He lowered his head and said thoughtfully.

"Believe it or not. It's all about it."

"Seriously"

"Seriously"

"So. There is still a case for you in my county court. Let's see if you can let your mother-in-law and aunt give your cousin a hard time. Let's get rid of these cases."

"This is busy. She can't help."

"How to Say"

"Unless. You've been caught by the police. She can bail you out. Heavy sentences were imposed. She can also give you some sentence reduction. But now you're in an awkward position. Again. You're not at the point of detention."

"Oops. Cousin. I'm afraid of such a day."

"That. When the time comes. I'll go and ask for Jing Haixia. See if she can help."

"Cousin. If. Jing Lin's aunt Jing Haixia's relationship can be used. My cousin's power will soon be able to expand into the city. And. Stand your ground very quickly"

"Cousin. It's a long time coming."

"Cousin. Wait. Cousin. After moving to a new home. Would you like to introduce your cousin to the vice president of the court? More money and less money. Cousin. Willing to spend. ”

"Well. You should go to my father-in-law. Jingcheng Mountain"

"No. I'm looking for him. I'm still here to give you ink. Silly you"

"Cousin. Waiting for you. Went into the cell. Brother. Every day. I'm going to send you prison food."

Everyone sighed when they heard it. Say. That is, the old watch dares to make such a joke with the boss. If. We don't know how many times we've been killed."

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