June 18

County

Junhe villa area. Six Block A. Cousin Hu Xiangtian's big villa. It's a full house. Blooming. There are no less than hundreds of guests. To exaggerate. Half of the road bosses in the Yimeng Mountains. All over the place. There are naturally many people who tattoo dragons and tigers. Of course. Among these guests were businessmen and government officials.

Cousin Wenju. Open the door and admit customers. Both those who enter the stream and those who do not enter the stream have come. made the cousin's villa full of people. Congratulatory gifts are piled up.

I'm afraid that the lively scene can't be done by the provincial-level feudal officials. In fact. I've always been skeptical. My cousin just monopolized the pig market around the county to hide people's eyes. In fact. Behind this. I'm afraid there must be a secret that cannot be hidden.

It's like I said it myself. My cousin is a legend. It's not something that can be explained in a few words. I'm afraid only he knows how big his network of influence is. We outsiders don't know.

Cousin is not only cousin. And he's also a big brother in society. And with a bit of color. So. The friends he made were very angry. They had few rules in their cousin's house. Playing and playing is going to turn the sky upside down. It made my cousin's villa a new house, which was a miasma. Everywhere the eye can see. Dog's breakfast.

To say. Big brother is big brother. can deal with such a group of dead hearts with himself. It also makes sense to be born and die. They all messed up their cousin's new house like this. My cousin is not in a hurry. And. The more they make a fuss. The more excited my cousin became. The fat brain laughed even more.

And me. He was staying at the offering table in front of the villa with his cousin's horse boy Leopard. Get ready. Raw chicken. Live fish. Pig. Fruits and other tributes. Fire paper. Fireworks bombs. Firework. Firecrackers are piled up. I really suspect my cousin is celebrating a housewarming. Or do you want to make an explosion scene? Engage in so many loud things.

I was standing outside the villa and fiddling with it and was not interested. You say I'm a dignified Mr. Yin and Yang. actually did the work of burning paper by the goddess. Wouldn't it be done? It's like an actor asking her to go to the mourning hall to perform a crying scene. The profession is not right.

If this is someone else's housewarming. I don't do that. Of course. I definitely won't go either. It's my cousin. said that he was tied up by five flowers. Not too much at all.

On the afternoon of the seventeenth. I was taken into the city by the leopard and the four lames. Though I have a hundred in my heart I don't want to. But. My cousin is kind to me after all. I had to come. I had to rush the ducks to the shelves and come hard.

It's time for dinner. My cousin drove me into a business hotel. Arrived at the hotel. Stop the car. After getting off the bus. The cousin walked ahead. Say as you walk:

"A few of my friends from other provinces. You can help me with me."

"Cousin. I just served tea and poured water, "I was very uncomfortable. Because. I have a slight social phobia.

"That's enough," my cousin tapped me on the shoulder. I almost fell.

Enter the private room of the hotel restaurant. The cousin and the eldest brother who were very affectionate inside shook hands and greeted each other one by one. They smiled when they saw their cousin. But there was murder in their eyes. Viciousness in his bones. At first glance, they are all masters who only recognize morality and do not recognize law. are all ruthless characters who dare to pull the emperor off the horse.

After the pleasantries. Cousin. Introducing to everyone:

"This is the old watch. My cousin. He is a profound Mr. Yin and Yang. If something strange happens, just come to your cousin."

My cousin didn't shy away from introducing me. See how they react. I really believe in yin and yang. You think. They are not afraid of death. It's because I'm afraid of death that I come out to fight and kill.

"Hello big brothers," I said, shaking hands with them one by one. Anyway, I can't lose my cousin's face.

"Hello Master. Masters are good," they politely.

"Don't dare to be. Don't dare to be. Just call me cousin."

This is not just the end of the introduction. It's time to live. One of them was a stout bald head. Walked up to me with his whole body full of horizontal meat. He put his arm around my shoulders and said.

"Old watch. Since. You are a Mr. Yin and Yang. I really have something to ask for."

"This. Eldest brother. Say, "I am very reluctant. But again I have to say that.

"My mother died early. He is still buried in the countryside. What about these years. Brother, I'm good at mixing. I've always wanted to move her old family into a cemetery in the city. But I have never met anyone who knows how to do it. What about the removal of graves? It's been delayed. Cousin. You see if this thing can be done, brother."

"Oops. This ...... "I really haven't done anything about moving graves." I couldn't help but look at my cousin. Behold. But my cousin laughed and said:

"It's on my cousin. Didn't run"

I heard my cousin's words, and I felt a hatred in my heart. Cousin. You are either a job for your brother and me to marry a secret marriage, or a job to move the grave. I glared at my cousin. My cousin ignored him.

All of us had just finished sitting around the table. Then. A middle-aged man with alopecia areata sat down next to me. He smiled and held out his hand to me. And then. Yin Feng Yang said:

"Cousin. You can calculate the longevity of your brother. See how old my brother can live. ”

"This big brother. Look at your fat head and big ears. The alar of the nose is broad and thick. The earlobes are huge. He is a man of great wealth and nobility. I will live a long life."

"Huh. Ha ha. Cousin. Lend you good words"

"Cousin. Cousin" At this time, a middle-aged man with long hair came up. He pointed to a man who looked like a thin monkey sitting across from him and said:

"Cousin. You see, there's no monkey-looking person sitting across from you. He. I gave birth to three children, all daughters. See when he will have a son. I'm dying of sorrow for him. I'd love to go to their house and help him with that.

"What are you going to do to help? Go and give birth to a monkey," the crowd laughed.

"Laugh at what a laugh. Don't make a mess," the long-haired man angrily scolded everyone. Subsequently. Then he looked at me calmly and said:

"Cousin. Look. Can the monkey still have a son?"

The long-haired man said this. All eyes were on me. The long-haired man slapped the table and yelled:

"Everyone. It's all quiet. Listen to cousin. How to say. ”

"Well," I said, pointing to the man nicknamed Monkey.

"This big brother. The next child will definitely give birth to a son. It must be a son. Didn't run"

Everyone burst into laughter. They're all old guys. They could all hear my pun. Cause. It is. This man nicknamed Skinny Monkey. Three daughters have been born. It's hard to say whether he and his mother-in-law will have four children. Again. He was the fourth child and gave birth to a daughter. He can't come to me. Right. You can't have the wrong child. Blame others. There is no such thing in the world.

After a rather chaotic familiarity. We began to sit cross-seated. Cousin a look. I told the waiter to serve the food. Then he got up and started drinking. Fill their glasses one by one.

More than half of the dishes are served. After the glasses are filled one by one. Everyone raised their glasses to congratulate their cousin on his housewarming. My cousin gave a glass of white wine to express his gratitude. The crowd agreed. After this tour. Two catties of liquor will be dry.

I immediately got up and poured them another drink. I don't know if they really don't want to go. It's still not enjoyable. They don't fill me with wine anymore. But. A bottle of liquor for each person is placed in front of him. Pour your own drink. When the glass is empty, pour it yourself. That's a lot of fun.

After three rounds of drinking. We started talking. The middle-aged man, nicknamed Skinny Monkey, changed his seat and sat next to me. He asked me with a mouth full of wine:

"Cousin. You should know who we are. Know."

"Yes. You're all hard-nosed men. Big brother on the road"

"Of course you know how good your cousin is."

"Yes," I nodded.

"Hey. People like us. Socialize a lot. You know it."

"Yes. Know. You brothers are very busy," I agreed.

"It's busy. The body can't keep up. I'm tired at night. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she doesn't want to touch it."

"Big brother. This kind of thing. You let my brother come. I'm young," I said. I want to plug him back.

"It's not. Cousin. You're young. But my brothers are not young anymore. How to say it. I have a weak heart. But what about our brothers. But there are many women. Who is not a group of wives and concubines? Who is not a bridegroom every night? So. Say. It's been a long time. The body is not angry. Like a dead pig. It's easy for people to be weak when they reach middle age."

"Big brother. At your age, you should pay attention to your health."

"Not really. Massage. Massage. Foot bath or something. But after a while, he went to bed. What else do you raise? It's all nourishing for women."

"Big brother. You this. You this. It's not scientific," I don't even know how to pick it up. Say three sentences and three and a half sentences.

"So. Cousin. Aren't you Mr. Yin and Yang? You tune up with your brother. Let my brother be more yang. I'm going to be able to deal with the women who throw me into my arms."

I laughed out loud when I heard him say that. This is where it is. I hurriedly explained:

"Big brother. It's not the same thing. You want to adjust your body. You have to go to a Chinese medicine doctor. We can't do this job."

"Cousin. You are too modest. You can't do that. Who can still rectify. Hurry up and help my brother adjust his body."

"Big brother. You're really embarrassing for me. The profession is not right. Forgive my little brother for being incompetent."

"You. How can't you?"

Luckily, my cousin took the damn skinny monkey away and went drinking. Otherwise. I really can't explain it to him. There is no man's majesty. You let me have a Mr. Yin and Yang to solve it for you. Isn't it a joke?

After dinner. The people there were except for me, who didn't drink. The rest of the people were very drunk. It's all drunk like this. They're not having enough fun.

They're going to have it. That is to go to the Fengyue occasion. Wash ~ bath ~ middle ~ heart. I drove my cousin's Passat to get them there in batches.

Change of clothes on the first floor. Sauna on the second floor. Bath. Third floor. Pedicure. Fourth floor. You know they can't wait to finish the first, second and third floors. Go straight to the fourth floor.

After finishing from the third floor. When I was ready to leave. I never wanted to be put on the fourth floor by these wolves. Just walked up to the fourth floor. The girls with heavy makeup and bright clothes were violently dressed ~ and swarmed out. Pounce directly at us.

I see that something is not good. Quickly break free of the crowd and get out. How can we, who are young, join them in the same stream? I returned to the third floor to continue my pedicure. The thing on the fourth floor said that we can't do it anymore. As you can imagine. On the fourth floor, go up to such a group of wolves. Girls. It's a disaster.

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