"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 13: Broken eggs without a trace

Wu Yu rubbed his eyes vigorously, stretched out his hand and pinched Yu Chen's arm, Yu Chen glanced at Wu Yu: "Brother-in-law, what do you mean by pinching me?" ”

Wu Yu looked at the footprints and said, "Does it hurt, can you still see the footprints?" ”

Yu Chen looked at Wu Yu with an idiot on his face: "Why don't I pinch you too?" Net talk some nonsense, if it doesn't hurt to pinch someone, you can pinch Sister Xiaoxi to see if she wakes up, and if she wakes up and doesn't pump you. ”

Wu Yu pointed to the footprints on the windowsill and on the window frame: "What's going on with this, someone walked over here?" ”

Yu Chen shook his head: "It's not a person, it's a soul." The scattered souls still remain together in the eyes of the sky, but the souls only rely on their own characteristics to keep them together, in fact, the souls have been separated, and the souls that are randomly gathered together are likely to be ranked wrongly, causing the soul to reverse yin and yang. With a little bit of paper ash, you can find an estimate of the movement of the soul, but it just looks a bit like footprints. ”

Wu Yu nodded: "Oh! Is it true that if you look for it according to the footprints, you can find the soul? ”

Yu Chen opened the window and looked outside: "Where can I find so many paper ashes!" What's more, if you inject Yang Qi into Mr. Tong, he will really become a living corpse. ”

Wu Yu also looked out the window, because the room he was in was the top floor of the inpatient department, and he could see the footprints on the wall along the wall, and the footprints outside should extend to the rooftop. Wu Yu pointed to it: "Let's go to the rooftop?" ”

Yu Chen nodded: "Let's wake them up first!" There are some things that need to be witnessed. As he spoke, he took out a vial from his pocket and threw it to Wu Yu.

Wu Yu looked at the vial he took over, and couldn't help frowning, this thing is too familiar, and the matter is the so-called elixir in Yu Chen's cemetery of the Zhao family. Yesterday, Wu Yu also read the information about this bottle of stinky things, which can not only stimulate people to wake up, but also forcibly open people's eyes, which is definitely not a good thing.

Yu Chen saw that Wu Yu was a little hesitant, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, everything must be seen dialectically, such as Sister Xiaoxi's work, what dangerous situations may she encounter at any time, if she can see some things that can only be seen in the eyes of heaven, will Sister Xiaoxi be able to effectively evacuate in advance and ensure the safety of her life!" ”

Wu Yu looked at the medicine bottle in front of him blankly, what Yu Chen said was not unreasonable, after experiencing these strange things, Wu Yu was a little worried about Sun Xiaoxi's safety. Thinking of this, Wu Yu hurriedly put the medicine bottle next to Sun Xiaoxi's nose, and unexpectedly, the medicine bottle did not have such an unpleasant smell as last time, but had a slight fragrance of lilacs.

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen in surprise, and Yu Chen said with a smile: "The newly developed lady conversion type, I found that adding some lilac pollen to it has a better effect, and the taste is easier for ladies to accept." ”

Wu Yu glanced at Yu Chen: "Then you still smell so stinky for me in Zhaojia Village, don't tell me that lilacs only bloom at this time, I still know a little about the plant flowering season." ”

Yu Chen shrugged his shoulders: "It's true that this is matched at the beginning of spring, but I always think that the old man should use the men's model, and the girl should use the one with a little fragrance." ”

At this time, Sun Xiaoxi was woken up by the medicine in Wu Yu's hand, and slowly opened her eyes to see Wu Yu holding her and smelling something very fragrant. Sun Xiaoxi frowned: "What's the matter, why did I fall asleep?" Liu Frame is fine! ”

Wu Yu frowned: "What, Liu Frame is fine!" Your husband is in front of you, and you still think about others? Can you keep some women's morals! ”

Sun Xiaoxi glared at Wu Yu: "There is so much nonsense!" I ask you how is the feng shui master who came with me? ”

Wu Yu replied unhappily: "I'm not dead yet, I'm lying over there!" ”

Sun Xiaoxi glanced at the feng shui master and turned his head to look at Wu Yu: "Is he okay?" What did you do to him? ”

Wu Yu rolled his eyes and didn't speak, while Yu Chen scratched his head: "Sister Xiaoxi, I can't stand you doing this!" Your brother-in-law is right in front of you, and you're still asking how other men are, isn't it a little bad? I don't like this kid to look at, let him sleep a little longer. ”

Sun Xiaoxi sighed: "It's good that you're not dead!" You don't look at me with this kind of look, do you know how hard I put into investigating that Dong Shuwen? This Liu Frame is the illegitimate son of Ma Mingxun, the president of the Feng Shui Association, and the chairman Ma is Dong Shuwen's senior brother as far as I know, and the two have always been in contact. ”

Wu Yu glanced at the feng shui master who was stunned by Yu Chen twice: "Then you shouldn't sacrifice your hue!" Is it worth the inkblot time with this kind of person, if you want me to take him back to your team directly, I don't believe that this kid can stand the interrogation of the police. ”

Sun Xiaoxi glanced at Wu Yu: "You think you're smart!" My colleague interrogated him once before, and this kid doesn't look very soft on the surface, but as soon as our people interrogate him, this kid will immediately foam at the mouth, and we can only send him to the hospital. The hospital also issued him a certificate of severe mental anxiety, what do you think I can do? ”

Yu Chen suddenly smiled evilly: "I have a way!" I have a way to deal with this kind of person, so be it! Let's study this Mr. Tong's soul first, and tomorrow you bring him to our store, and say that your ex-boyfriend is shamelessly pestering you because he saw you in the hospital, and I hope he can go and make it clear to your face. I promise this kid will never come back. ”

Sun Xiaoxi looked at Wu Yu, and his expression seemed to be asking if Yu Chen's words were reliable. Wu Yu didn't have a good impression of that feng shui master boy, so it didn't matter if Yu Chen's words were reliable or not, anyway, he knew that the kid would not be good in Yu Chen's hands, so he simply nodded heavily: "Don't worry!" Your brother is very reliable, he said that if he can clean up this kid, he will definitely be able to clean it up. ”

Sun Xiaoxi nodded: "Okay!" You'd better not go too far, if my identity is revealed, there will be no way to investigate the whereabouts of that Dong Shuwen in the future. Dare to touch my child, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life. ”

Wu Yu hugged Sun Xiaoxi tightly in her arms, she really didn't expect that her wife's calm performance after the child's accident was just a way for her to hide her sadness. The spirit of the criminal police that justice must be upheld seems that Sun Xiaoxi has not learned, but she has the spirit of revenge and revenge, and she has learned it well.

Yu Chen coughed lightly at an inopportune time: "It seems that now is not the time for the two of them to perform affectionately, since it is certain that Sister Xiaoxi is not interested in this kid." My brother-in-law is still my brother-in-law, if it's not this kid, I'm welcome! ”

Wu Yu and Sun Xiaoxi were stunned at the same time, and Sun Xiaoxi frowned and looked at Yu Chen. Wu Yu was obviously a little strange: "Brother, you don't really have that kind of love, okay!" ”

Yu Chen glanced at Wu Yu: "Brother-in-law, you are really dirty, I want to help you solve your worries." This kid will be with Sister Xiaoxi for a short time, what if this kid drinks too much one day and gets a lot of beastliness? You don't want your wife to conceive someone else's child! I don't want me, who is an uncle, to know what my nephew's surname is! So I decided to help you kick this kid's balls to pieces once and for all. ”

Wu Yu almost didn't make a sound, although he knew that Sun Xiaoxi's skills were ten, and he couldn't beat him, Yu Chen and Sun Xiaoxi had a draw at most. However, the experience of the past few days made Wu Yu understand that if that kid made a bad deal, Sun Xiaoxi would really be dangerous, and nodded again and again: "Please, tell your brother-in-law what you want to eat when you go back." ”

Sun Xiaoxi glared at Wu Yu: "Don't follow the coaxing, you are deliberately hurting people, and if the circumstances are serious, you will be in prison." Don't mess around, even though my dad is the chief of police, at most he can only help you blame a few people with criminal records, but we still have to spend money. ”

Wu Yu and Yu Chen are both smart people, as soon as Sun Xiaoxi's words came out, Yu Chen suddenly had a feeling of going to heaven, it is good to have a police relative.

Wu Yu smiled and said, "You don't have to worry about this, my brother is measured." The money for the child's milk powder that my mother prepared for us a while ago is still in my card! Anyway, now we don't have to raise children for a while, and my mother didn't ask me for this money! I borrowed it from my son, and I'll find a way to pay it back when I get back! ”

Yu Chen's heart is about to be beautiful, the first time he can kick and break other people's balls without going to jail, and he doesn't have to lose money himself.

Sun Xiaoxi glanced at Wu Yu, but he also knew that Wu Yu was very sad because of the child's matter before, although he had been comforting himself, but Sun Xiaoxi and Chu Xintian had a comparative relationship, and he also knew that Wu Yu had been uncomfortable in his heart, and now he saw that Wu Yu was interested, so he simply said: "Whatever you want!" But don't make it too obvious, I'm going to keep investigating! ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Sister Xiaoxi, you should ask my brother-in-law about my methods, I promise that this kid makes me kick and break my balls, and I don't know what's going on." ”

Wu Yu was stunned: "What tricks do you kid have again?" Tell me about it! ”

Yu Chen smiled, walked quickly to the feng shui master named Liu Huan, and took out the beads that had been stuffed in the feng shui master's pocket.

Sun Xiaoxi saw Yu Chen's beads, so he frowned and asked, "Isn't this what you put in before?" ”

Yu Chen nodded: "I put a powerful ghost into this thing, but I was scared away by your two sons just now, but there is still a lot of yin qi left in this bead." ”

Sun Xiaoxi looked at Wu Yu: "Our sons? What's going on? ”

Wu Yu hurriedly glanced at Yu Chen, he didn't want Sun Xiaoxi to know about his child, mainly planned to let Sun Xiaoxi go home with him to have a child at the child's funeral according to Yu Chen's plan. What's more, if Sun Xiaoxi knew about his child's affairs, it would definitely affect the investigation of that Dong Shuwen, and Wu Yu couldn't wait to catch Dong Shuwen and clean up that bastard now.

Yu Chen understood what Wu Yu meant, and smiled awkwardly: "I changed the names of several runes in my store, and the kind that summoned Mr. Tong's soul just now is called my brother-in-law's son, mainly to commemorate this little life." ”

Sun Xiaoxi nodded: "It's time to commemorate it, but you can't use a kind of rune paper!" Go back and call the cat your son! ”

Wu Yu had a bad chill, Yu Chen could pull it, and Sun Xiaoxi was not bad.

Yu Chen smiled, quickly crushed the beads and sprinkled them on Liu Frame's crotch, and then kicked towards Liu Frame's crotch with all his strength.

Wu Yu trembled, subconsciously covered his crotch, Sun Xiaoxi covered his eyes, and at the same time stretched out his hand to cover Wu Yu's eyes.

It took a long time for Wu Yu to push Sun Xiaoxi's hand away: "Damn, this kid was kicked by you, and he didn't wake up?" ”

Yu Chen smiled proudly: "I didn't kick it, I just kicked those powders into it with some skill." This kid's balls have been broken, but they can't be seen on the surface, and the powder of those yin qi will make his balls affect his body because of the accumulation of yin qi, and this guy may fall in love with a man after a long time. ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen blankly, and said slowly for a long time: "Brother, you must teach me this trick without a trace." ”