"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 12: Footprints

Yu Chen was stunned for a moment, took two steps back, and couldn't help but scold: "Damn, which bastard is a bastard for Lao Tzu." ”

Wu Yu didn't understand what Yu Chen meant, and walked closer to see the ten toothpicks that were retracting into Mr. Tong's body, but was stopped by Yu Chen: "Brother-in-law, don't go over, someone is yin against me." This fucking living corpse is inserted with a soul stake to restrain the soul that is brought back, and if it is retracted into the body of the living corpse, the soul of the living corpse will not be able to enter the body. If anyone touches a living corpse at this time, this thing will immediately start. ”

Wu Yu looked at him in surprise, only to see a hand touching Mr. Tong's body, Wu Yu asked blankly, "What will happen when you get up?" ”

Yu Chen snapped his tongue: "It's the same as the zombies you saw when you read the gang of boys who robbed the tomb in the novel, bite people!" However, the bite of a living corpse is not a bite of your flesh, people are a little more advanced and directly suck your soul. ”

Wu Yu pointed to the hand: "That's your hand?" ”

Yu Chen hurriedly looked over, only to see a hand touched from outside the hospital bed, Yu Chen quickly looked at his hands, and then looked at Wu Yu's hand and didn't move. I couldn't help but look in the direction of my hand, and saw that the feng shui master who had been stunned by Yu Chen twice didn't know when to sit up, rubbing his eyes with one hand, and touching the bed with the other, as if he wanted to stand up by the bed.

Yu Chen flew up and was about to kick the feng shui master out, and Wu Yu also ran towards the feng shui master anxiously. Although the two of them were only two or three steps away from the feng shui master, this little distance was enough for the feng shui master to touch Mr. Tong on the bed.

As soon as Yu Chen's feet came into contact with the feng shui master, he suddenly felt a huge attraction on his body, as if he was sucking himself.

Wu Yugang, who hadn't understood what was going on, rushed to the bed, only to see that Mr. Tong, who was originally dead and silent, actually opened his eyes, and at this moment he was holding the hand of the feng shui master with one hand, and grabbed Yu Chen's foot with the other.

Wu Yu felt an attraction that was drawing him in the direction of Mr. Tong. Seeing that only a white expanse was left in Mr. Tong's opened eyes, Wu Yu didn't know what he thought, and casually threw the bone on his neck towards Mr. Tong.

According to Wu Yu's guess, since his son performed so well just now, it is estimated that it will not be too bad at this time. What Wu Yu didn't expect was that this time his son was obviously not very satisfied with this father who let himself go to school when he had something.

Mr. Tong opened his mouth and bit the bone, although the posture is a bit like a dog eating bones, but the accuracy is better than that of ordinary police dogs. Not only did the volley bite the bone that Wu Yu threw over, but he actually swallowed it hard the moment he caught it.

The moment Mr. Tong spit out the bones, the huge attraction seemed to suddenly disappear, and Yu Chen was thrown to the ground before he could react.

The feng shui master didn't seem to understand what was going on, and as soon as he let go of his hand, he was kicked and knocked unconscious by Yu Chen, who fell to the ground.

Yu Chen slowly stood up: "Brother-in-law, you still have a magic weapon, why don't I know?" What did you just give him food? Fetal pills? ”

Wu Yu scratched his head: "My son's bone, I didn't expect him to eat it, but it seems that my son is doing well." ”

Yu Chen glanced at Wu Yu: "You are reluctant, your son has been eaten by others, and you are still in the mood to joke with me!" But my eldest nephew is very powerful, and it is estimated that the one behind us will have to vomit at least two liters of blood. But why didn't those ten soul-fixing piles come out, they won't nail your son inside! ”

Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked at Mr. Tong, he didn't want to pick up a son in his forties for nothing, then he would be completely crazy.

In front of him, Mr. Tong returned to his previous dead silence, but the skin of his body seemed to be gradually smoothing, and the originally rough fingers became delicate, like a newborn, and a bit like a girl's hand.

Wu Yu gently pushed Yu Chen beside him: "Brother, Mr. Tong won't really let my son possess him!" I don't want to have a son in his forties, and how did he become like a girl when you look at his hands? Are you sure that Xiaoxi's child and I are sons, not daughters? ”

Yu Chen smiled: "I'm sure of this, at least we have seen your son lying in the coffin together, I remember that I specially observed it, and there is indeed a handle below!" Brother-in-law, you are really blessed, people have sons who are worried about the cost of raising children, this time you are okay, look at the ward where your son lives, the family must be very rich, so you are so generous to your daughter-in-law, do you still have to worry about having no money to spend? ”

Seeing the evil smile on Yu Chen's face, Wu Yu frowned: "When are you still in the mood to joke with me?" Hurry up and find a way to get my son out! I don't want to go home in the future, my dad and my son are brothers, and my daughter-in-law is about the same age as my mom, and my mom can kill me. ”

Yu Chen smiled: "It shouldn't be, your son is rich." Besides, grandchildren are grandma's lifeblood, and it's too late for your mother to like it! ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen with wide eyes: "Yu Chen, your uncle, is still joking with me." You hurry up and get my son out, I just threw my son over to save you, have you ever seen a father save his buddy with his own son. If you don't help, I'll let Xiaoxi seal your store, I can tell you, Xiaoxi has a classmate from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and I'll check the taxes in your store when I go back. Lao Tzu has read your account books, and there are more places for you to evade taxes. ”

Yu Chen glanced at Wu Yu: "Brother-in-law, don't worry, there is something to discuss." Yin and we are more anxious than you, just now he put a ghost face in Mr. Tong's soul, and that ghost face needs to be controlled all the time. He had already asked your son to clean up just now, and it was probably him who was the most uncomfortable now. Let's just wait and watch the show, I don't believe that this guy can deal with your son. ”

Wu Yu gave Yu Chen a roll of his eyes: "You look at it yourself, if Mr. Tong really becomes my son, I will go back and extract the soul of the Wang Ba in your store according to the descending technique written in your notes, and wait for your son to go down to your son." ”

Yu Chen frowned: "Brother-in-law, you are too vicious!" But if you can extract the soul of that old king, I will give birth to a few more sons for you to play with, Xue Hao and I have been thinking about that king's soul for more than a year, and we haven't pulled out its soul until now. ”

Wu Yu was in a cold sweat, it seems that there is a bit of a disparity between himself and Yu Chen! This Yu Chen just hit the idea of the Xue family's Elvis in the store just now, and thought that this kid was just a whim! I didn't expect this kid to beat the idea of raising Wang Ba by himself before, it seems that he has to stay away from him in the future, and he will be used as an experiment by him one day.

Seeing that Wu Yu and himself were a little distanced, Yu Chen smiled: "Don't joke with you, brother-in-law, let's hurry up and catch that yin and us people, I have time to take your son out of Mr. Tong's body!" ”

Wu Yu nodded: "Okay, what do you say!" ”

Yu Chen pointed at Sun Xiaoxi: "You are responsible for Sister Xiaoxi's bag, and Tiantian and Feng Yumei's bag will be handed over to me." Let's quickly take out the toilet paper and tissues they brought, and I want to see where the two of us have left traces. ”

Wu Yu was stunned: "Don't be so perverted!" It's rude to rummage through a lady's bag, and it's easy for people to think of us as perverts. ”

Yu Chen picked up Chu Xintian's bag with an indifferent face: "It's not the first time, Xue Hao gave Tian Tian a spring last time. The medicine is in the sweet cosmetics. ”

Wu Yu rolled his eyes and walked to Sun Xiaoxi's side and picked up Sun Xiaoxi's bag, but he was still a little curious and asked, "What happened later?" Sweet from Xue Hao? It doesn't look like it! ”

Yu Chen took out a tissue from Chu Xintian's bag, flipped through Feng Yumei's bag and said, "Tiantian is shrewd!" It was the Elvis Presley of the Xue family, and a dozen wild cats called excitedly for a night. Xue Hao himself is also looking for a small . In the process of sister, unfortunately she was invited in by the anti-pornography team. For this reason, Lao Tzu whispered and borrowed money from Tiantian to get that kid out. ”

Wu Yu smiled: "Stealing chickens is not a recipe for rice, it seems that Tiantian has made good achievements in dealing with the two of you!" I have to learn from Tiantian if I have the chance, and I will have the opportunity to threaten you in the future, so I don't need to spend money to ask you and Xue Hao for help. Last time I rescued you Sister Xiaoxi, Xue Hao took 10,000 yuan from me! ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Brother-in-law, let's change the topic, I'll teach you how to find the traces left by the person who yin the two of us." ”

Wu Yu nodded and handed the tissue to Yu Chen, who casually picked up the toilet paper roll that he took out of Feng Yumei's bag: "Older women will save money, look at such a large roll of toilet paper, it is enough for me to burn it for a while." With that, he took out his lighter and threw all the toilet paper on the ground and burned it.

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen in surprise: "You let me turn over for a long time, just to burn paper in this house?" You can burn the newspaper on the grave and show the ghost the news, you burn toilet paper, do you make the ghost mess ass? ”

Yu Chen glanced at Wu Yu: "I don't have that hobby, and I don't know if the ghost wipes his buttocks." If we go out with a bundle of burning paper, I don't need to burn it instead. ”

Wu Yu looked at the cigarette smoke from burning toilet paper, and said, "I'll open the window!" It wouldn't be fun to go off the fire alarm after a while. ”

Yu Chen shook his head: "It's okay, it'll be over soon." Brother-in-law, you help me spread these paper ashes evenly on Mr. Tong's body, and I want to show you my skills. ”

Wu Yu hurriedly sprinkled the paper ashes on Mr. Tong according to Yu Chen's request, Wu Yu had just finished it here, and Yu Chen suddenly slapped Mr. Tong in the abdomen with all his strength, this Wu Yu was shocked in his heart, with such a big strength, a good person had to let Yu Chen vomit blood.

Looking carefully, I saw that Mr. Tong's body was covered by Wu Yu's paper ashes, and it was slapped by Yu Chen's palm. The ashes were not scattered in all directions, but drifted in the direction of the window.

Yu Chen and Wu Yu stared closely at the floating paper ash at the same time, only to see that the paper ash actually fell in front of the windowsill, including the ashes left on the windowsill.

Wu Yu and Yu Chen walked quickly to the windowsill almost at the same time, and Wu Yu almost lost his breath at a glance. I saw a footprint on the ground with paper ashes arranged in a straight line, which seemed to be the stride of a person about the same height as Mr. Tong.

Looking up, Wu Yu was even more surprised, only to see a footprint on the windowsill, which was straight along the window frame, could someone have walked up from the window?