"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 31: The Compass

Wu Yu was taken aback by Yu Chen's jump, but he didn't expect Yu Chen, who was originally wandering around the funeral procession, to suddenly jump over, and seemed to have heard the conversation between himself and this woman.

Wu Yuzheng wondered how Yu Chen heard the conversation between himself and this woman, Yu Chen was obviously standing far away just now, why did he suddenly jump over at this moment.

was strange, only to feel that someone slapped him on the shoulder, because the previous wound had not healed, Wu Yu was shocked by such a pat, and his brain seemed to be much clearer.

Looking back again, I saw that Yu Chen did not jump into the car, but followed the carriage by the side of the carriage, Yu Chen's hand was still on Wu Yu's shoulder, obviously he slapped himself just now. Wu Yu frowned: "What are you doing, scared me to death, don't you know that the injury on my shoulder is not healed?" ”

Yu Chen frowned: "Brother-in-law, are you okay?" Just now I saw you looking straight at your side, and the daughter-in-law of Baoshan thought that you had thoughts about others! If I hadn't come, I'd have taken you for a pervert. ”

Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, and quickly looked at the position where Baoshan's daughter-in-law was sitting on the other side of the carriage, and saw that Baoshan's daughter-in-law was quietly leaning against the coffin with her eyes closed, looking like she was asleep. Wu Yu rubbed his eyes vigorously, the Baoshan daughter-in-law in front of him was not the bewitching appearance he saw just now, but an ordinary rural woman who couldn't even be recognized in the crowd if she looked ordinary.

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen strangely: "Brother, what's going on?" That's not what I saw just now! She was obviously very beautiful just now, and she was a** me. ”

Yu Chen smiled: "It's been controlled, as far as I know, there is a kind of head lowering that can control people, and I don't know exactly how to get it." However, it is said that this kind of control distance can exceed 100 steps, and the controller can not only control the living, but also control the person to do some spells to reduce the life of the controlled. ”

Wu Yu nodded: "You mean that this Baoshan daughter-in-law is controlled by others?" Then why did you still ask me to spy on her, did you just find out? ”

Yu Chen glanced at him: "I found it earlier, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to find eight women to gather around the coffin!" The only thing I didn't expect is that brother-in-law, your self-control ability is so bad, that guy who controls people can charm you a hundred steps away from here, it seems that I have to consider letting Sister Xiaoxi discipline you well. ”

Wu Yu didn't bother to explain to Yu Chen, at this time, the entire funeral procession had already walked to the bottom of the hillside of Zhao's tomb. Everyone carried the coffins on the carriage up the mountain in a certain order, and Wu Yu hurriedly followed towards the mountain.

It was almost 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and the whole team appeared at the Zhao family cemetery. More than 200 people came to the originally open Zhao family cemetery at once, and the entire cemetery was almost full.

Yu Chen was most concerned about the situation of the pit diggers, so he deliberately left everyone behind him temporarily, but he just walked to the pit dug for the old lady of the Zhao family with the sword and Wu Yu first.

There were a total of six pit diggers, one of whom had been sent home to report the news, and the remaining five men in front of him were all lying on the edge of the pit. looks the same as the state of the man named Baoshan, who fell on his back with yellow water in his mouth, it seems that these five men must have that kind of black snake on their bodies.

Yu Chen frowned: "It's not easy for us to deal with one, if five of them come out together, it is estimated that you, the fire fox cub, will definitely be trapped." ”

Wu Yu nodded: "Then what should I do, according to your requirements, everyone is here, and they are about to be buried, so you can't let the coffin be carried like this!" The coffin plus the corpse of the old lady inside must have a thousand catties, so it is definitely not a way to carry it like this. ”

Yu Chen looked back at the big man carrying the coffin behind him, although a group of people had been replaced, it was obvious that this wave of people who had just been replaced were also very tired. Yu Chen glanced at the pit that had been dug: "This black snake is not like an ordinary immortal cultivator who gathers yin in his body, but like a living person, he gathers yang in his body." Now the only way is to cover the yang energy on the person carrying the coffin first, and put the coffin into the pit first. ”

Wu Yu looked at the five men lying on the ground: "What should they do?" You can't lie like this all the time, brother, can you be reliable, how can you care about the front and the back! ”

Yu Chen glanced at Wu Yu: "Cut, I have already prepared." As he spoke, he walked to the five men alone, took out his fake compass and shook it beside the five men.

Whether it is a feng shui master or a ghost catcher, they all follow the instructions of the compass to determine the direction. But Yu Chen's movements in front of him almost didn't knock Wu Yu's eyes off, and even the Zhao family behind him almost fell to the ground in surprise.

I saw Yu Chen stretch out his hand and pluck the hands of the compass a few times, and the compass squeaked like a clockwork. Immediately afterwards, Yu Chen put the compass in his hand in the middle of the five men, and he ran back quickly.

Everyone was puzzled by Yu Chen's actions, and many people felt that this great immortal was very different, either a liar or really capable, and there were different opinions for a while.

Yu Chen walked to Wu Yu's side with a smile: "Brother-in-law, let you always look down on my compass, wait a moment to see the effect of this thing, I bet you will want my compass." ”

Before Wu Yu could understand what Yu Chen meant, he saw a reaction in the throats of the five men on the ground at the same time. Wu Yu is already familiar with this kind of action, Sun Xiaoxi retched all day long when she was pregnant, and last night the green-robed living corpse spit out the fire fox cub was also like this, and the previous Baoshan spit out the black snake was also this action. Seeing five men retching at the same time, Wu Yu subconsciously took two steps back.

Everyone was afraid of the black snake, one was due to the fear of human beings for snake creatures, and the other was caused by Yu Chen's previous practice in the Zhao family. Such a powerful flame had no effect on this kind of black snake, and in the end, it was Wu Yu's little fox that killed the black snake. At this moment, the five men made a gesture at the same time to spit out the black snake, and everyone couldn't help but take a few steps back.

The five men spit out five black strange snakes at the same time, and they seemed to be much longer than the black snakes that Baoshan spit out. The little fox in Wu Yu's arms also seemed to be very irritable, not as calm as he had dealt with a black snake before, and kept squirming in Wu Yu's arms as if he wanted to leave.

What everyone didn't expect was that the five black snakes didn't have any attacking posture after crawling out of the mouths of the five men, but instead climbed in the direction of the pine tree that had been kicked down and lifted up by Yu Chen recently.

Yu Chen smiled proudly: "My compass can temporarily change the direction of yin and yang, come and put on gloves and carry these five buddies away." The person who carried the coffin hurriedly put the coffin into the pit, and it would not take too long to change the direction of yin and yang, so everyone should hurry up. ”

Out of fear, the crowd did not immediately step forward, and when they saw that the five black snakes had climbed to the edge of the pine tree, several men with gloves quickly approached and carried the five men on the ground away.

At this time, the people carrying the coffin seemed to be stimulated, and none of them showed a tired look on their faces, but they all hurriedly carried the coffin to the dug pit and adjusted the direction of the coffin in the pit according to Yu Chen's instructions. Yu Chen just planned to thank these brothers who carried the coffin, and said something like how you moved quickly and worked beautifully, but he didn't expect these brothers who carried the coffin to run faster than rabbits, and in a blink of an eye, they retreated to a place far away from the cemetery.

Old man Zhao walked to Yu Chen's side with courage: "Great Immortal! Is it okay to bury my old mother in this place? If these black snakes come back, won't it be bad for my family! ”

Yu Chen actually nodded: "It must not be too good, but let's bury the old lady first, and I have to help your family get rid of the things in the cemetery when I go back." Such a piece of feng shui treasure land must not be allowed to these immortal beasts. Besides, your house and the cemetery are just opposite each other, this is the best yin and yang mountain feng shui treasure land, if your family moves away or the cemetery is moved, it will not be good for future generations. ”

Old man Zhao nodded in disbelief: "Then it must be troublesome for Daxian to help my family send these black snakes away." ”

Wu Yu walked over and looked at the five black snakes that had been coiled on the pine trees, and then looked at the compass on the ground that was turning counterclockwise like a stopwatch, and said with a smile: "Brother, how can you look like a stopwatch, people's compasses are shaking the pointer left and right, how do you turn in circles." ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Brother-in-law, don't underestimate my baby this time!" I invented this compass myself, and the traditional compass can only measure the approximate direction, and there are only some faint reactions to the changes of yin and yang. Even if the yin qi is strong to a certain extent, the compass will shake a few times at most. Compared with my compass, it can be said that there is a heaven and an earth. If the traditional compass is compared to a weapon used in ancient wars, then my compass can be regarded as a nuclear missile, and it is not a level at all. ”

Wu Yu also knew that Yu Chen liked to brag, but at the moment this thing was really unusual, so he had to humbly ask for advice: "Brother, how did you get this thing." ”

Yu Chen proudly pointed to his compass: "Brother-in-law, you will not be able to understand the truth until you are familiar with the five elements of yin and yang, mountain feng shui, and gossip." However, I can reveal a little bit to you in advance, there is not only a modern mechanical structure, but also a combination of ancient yin and yang conversion theory, and I can create a groundbreak. ”

Wu Yubai almost didn't roll his eyeballs off, but he didn't expect Yu Chen to talk for a long time, except for bragging to himself that it was useful at all. Wu Yu was about to pick up the compass on the ground and study it well, but he didn't expect the pointer of the compass to suddenly stop rotating, and the pointer happened to stop in the direction of the old lady's coffin.

Wu Yu was stunned: "Brother, is this thing of yours broken, why did it suddenly stop." ”

Yu Chen said indifferently: "It's a clockwork structure inside, I've only been on it for so many laps, and of course I'll stop after turning!" ”

Wu Yu nodded and asked, "What will happen if you stop this thing." ”

Yu Chen said indifferently: "There are no consequences!" The flow of yin and yang is restored as before! But as soon as he finished speaking, Yu Chen seemed to think of something, and turned his head to look. Seeing that the five black snakes that had just climbed the pine tree actually crawled back in the direction where they were, Yu Chen grabbed Wu Yu, who was still studying the compass, and quickly stepped back.

Wu Yu was caught by Yu Chen and before he could recover his senses, he had already been pulled by Yu Chen and withdrew. When he raised his eyes, he saw that the five black snakes had reached a place less than a meter in front of him in the blink of an eye, and the five black snakes raised their heads at the same time and bit him.