"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 10: Celestial Master's Spiritualism

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen blankly, and it took a long time to recall what Guo Chen meant: "Brother, what do you mean by this, don't people die if they don't have a soul?" ”

Yu Chen shook his head: "Brother-in-law, do you remember the girl who kissed you in the stone room under the grave of Zhaojia Village?" ”

Wu Yu unconsciously looked at Sun Xiaoxi, only to see Sun Xiaoxi looking at him, and his eyes seemed to reveal the appearance of a police interrogating a prisoner. Wu Yu hurriedly said, "You said that living corpse?" ”

Yu Chen nodded: "Well, when I saw Mr. Tong today, I realized what the lost vine in the stone room was for." I didn't expect someone to study this aspect in ancient times. ”

Wu Yu looked at the patient on the bed, then at the respirator and other medical equipment inserted in the patient's body, and glanced at Yu Chen in surprise: "Respirator? ”

Yu Chen smiled: "That's right, that girl's soul was reorganized, and she was sealed on the statue of the fox fairy by Gu Yuehong." Then the girl's body becomes a living corpse, and if the living corpse is to continue to live, it needs to have something to breathe and nourish. ”

Wu Yu nodded: "I understand what you mean, are you planning to follow that Gu Yuehong's method to reverse the soul of Mr. Tong back into the body?" ”

Yu Chen looked at Wu Yu approvingly: "Smart, the principle is that principle, but judging from the haunted situation of the ward, it shouldn't be so troublesome." Just now, Tian Tian used the Miao Jiang Corpse Control Technique to temporarily allow Mr. Tong's body to move, and I put a ghost bead in the pocket of that feng shui master. I originally thought that Mr. Tong would chase the kid directly, but I didn't expect him to take a few steps towards the windowsill first. ”

Wu Yu looked at Mr. Tong on the hospital bed, and then at the unconscious feng shui master on the ground. After the experience of the past few days and the efforts of studying Yu Chen's experimental notes last night, Wu Yu can also find some ways: "I understand, the so-called haunting is because Mr. Tong's soul can't enter his body, and Mr. Tong has not yet reached the end of his life, and his soul can only wander near his body, which caused the so-called haunting?" ”

Chu Xintian smiled: "Brother-in-law, you learn so fast!" I'm also worried that Yu Chen's teaching method will make you more and more confused! ”

Wu Yu took the opportunity to curry favor with Sun Xiaoxi: "That's ah! The main reason is that my wife is well educated and often teaches me to be objective and analyze things, so that I can understand this set of theories so quickly. ”

The three of them couldn't help but look at Sun Xiaoxi at the same time, Sun Xiaoxi's face turned red, and Wu Yu didn't say anything at a glance.

Yu Chen smiled: "Brother-in-law, you have made the principle very clear, but the method is not as difficult as you said." Since the soul does not possess the body, it means that there is something on Mr. Tong's body that does not allow the soul to enter the body, or there is some force outside that binds the soul. To deal with this situation, the Daomen Heavenly Master's Spiritualism Technique can solve it. ”

Wu Yu carefully recalled the knowledge of last night's evil supplement, and found that Yu Chen's notes did not mention this Heavenly Master's spiritualist technique, and he couldn't help but look at Yu Chen strangely.

Yu Chen scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry brother-in-law, originally I had a Heavenly Master Spiritualism in my notes, but Xue Hao didn't bring enough paper to the toilet last month, so he asked me to send him paper." I tore it off and gave it to him as a butt paper out of a prank. ”

Wu Yu glanced at Yu Chen, but he still smiled secretly in his heart. Yu Chen's experimental notes are all written on cardboard, and it seems that you should be careful of Yu Chen and Xue Hao's pranks in the future.

Chu Xintian glanced at Yu Chen: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm here to see how you deal with brain death, and when that feng shui master wakes up in a while, you won't have a chance to save people." ”

Yu Chen glanced at the so-called feng shui master on the ground with disdain: "I made a terrible ghost on this kid, the one Xue Hao brought back from the ancient jade in the museum last time, and it took me a lot of effort to clean up that thing." I still don't believe this kid can wake up casually. ”

Wu Yu and Sun Xiaoxi's eyes widened almost at the same time, they really didn't expect Yu Chen to be so perverted as soon as he made a move, and casually put ghosts on others.

Yu Chen continued with an indifferent face: "Come on! Let's do something serious first, wake up Mr. Tong, and my brother-in-law will have a treat at night! I'll have to go ahead and make an appointment with those pretty little nurses. ”

As he spoke, Chu Xintian rolled her eyes at him, took out a few toothpick-like things from her trouser pocket, and casually inserted them into Mr. Tong's body. Wu Yu took a closer look, and these toothpicks actually formed a human shape on Mr. Tong's body, and a total of ten were actually standing on Mr. Tong's body.

Yu Chen scratched his head, suddenly turned his head and said, "That... Trouble Sister Xiaoxi, Tian Tian, and Ms. Feng, please turn your head around, the following picture may not be suitable for children. Although I know that the three of them are battle-hardened masters, I am afraid that after reading it, you will lose interest in married life. ”

Wu Yu glanced at Yu Chen in surprise, and then looked at the three ladies and none of them turned around. Sun Xiaoxi glanced at Yu Chen: "What else are you perverted!" I've seen all the corpses, are you still afraid of the living? ”

Wu Yu looked at Sun Xiaoxi with even more surprised eyes, and expressed fear of his wife's toughness in his heart. Wu Yu walked to Sun Xiaoxi's side with a smile and gently turned Sun Xiaoxi's body: "Let's leave a good impression!" For happiness in the future. ”

Sun Xiaoxi glanced at Wu Yu, in fact, she was not as domineering as she said, she just wanted to see Wu Yu's reaction. Chu Xintian saw that Yu Chen didn't move, glanced at Sun Xiaoxi enviously, and turned around boringly.

Feng Yumei looked at her husband blankly, and said to Chen for a long time: "Daxian, I have lived with my husband for more than 20 years, so there is no need to avoid suspicion at this point!" I just care about my husband and want to see him wake up. ”

Yu Chen smiled: "I didn't say that your husband would definitely wake up, but your husband may have some strange actions in a while, I'm afraid it will affect your impression of your husband, I hope you can cooperate, after all, you also want your husband to wake up early!" ”

Feng Yumei nodded, as long as her husband could wake up at this time, she could cooperate as much as she wanted, and quickly turned around.

Just as Feng Yumei turned around, Wu Yuzheng hesitated whether he should turn around as well, after all, what if the scene was too perverted and affected his future life.

Wu Yu was still hesitating, and in the blink of an eye, he saw Yu Chen quickly slash at the necks of the three people. Wu Yu has seen Yu Chen's skills, and he can also see that Yu Chen's knife must be very strong.

Sure enough, the three women fainted almost at the same time, and even Chu Xintian and Sun Xiaoxi, who were better, couldn't react and were directly knocked out by Yu Chen.

Wu Yu hurriedly helped Sun Xiaoxi, looked at Yu Chen puzzled, and said, "Brother, are you crazy?" You make them turn around, they've turned, what are you doing? ”

Yu Chen walked up to Chu Xintian, opened Chu Xintian's mouth and stuffed a black pill into it, and threw one to Wu Yu casually: "Give it to Sister Xiaoxi to eat." I'm going to summon spirits in this room for a while, women's yang energy is weaker than men's, and they have a high chance of being punched if they don't fake their deaths. ”

As he spoke, he walked up to Feng Yumei and also stuffed a black pill into her mouth. Wu Yu hurriedly stuffed the pill in his hand into Sun Xiaoxi's mouth, but he was still a little uneasy, after all, Yu Chen was not reliable once or twice. couldn't help but Wu Yu asked, "Is this really okay?" ”

Yu Chen smiled: "I have double insurance, that feng shui master has a powerful ghost, and he has the weakest yang qi in the whole house." If our soul summoning fails, at most Mr. Tong's soul rushes to his body. ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen in surprise: "What do we mean?" You're not planning on me to summon your spirits too! ”

Yu Chen nodded: "Of course you helped me, Tian Tian could have helped me, but in order to give you a chance to practice, I knocked Tian Tian unconscious, otherwise it should be you who was knocked unconscious." ”

Seeing Yu Chen's deserved expression, Wu Yu felt a chill, looked at Mr. Tong on the bed, and Wu Yu asked, "How do you want me to help, you'd better give me a simple job, don't make it weird and scary." ”

Yu Chen nodded: "It's very simple, you don't know how to use true qi yet, so I'll be in charge of conjuring spirits for a while, you can help me hold him down." Spiritualism is just to summon the soul back to the human body, but I can't determine the order of the souls, maybe Mr. Tong will have convulsions all over his body because of the wrong order of the souls, or other accidents. So brother-in-law, your work is more important, you must hold him down, and you must not let him affect my conjuring spirits. ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen: "What are the other accidents, are they serious?" ”

Yu Chen smiled: "It shouldn't be serious, don't worry, I'm here." ”

Yu Chen's words made Wu Yu feel more and more uncertain, and before he walked to Mr. Tong's hospital bed, he saw Yu Chen suddenly take out a yellow rune paper from his trouser pocket, and began to jump with words in his mouth. This kind of situation is too familiar to Wu Yu, and the familiarity makes Wu Yu unconsciously feel that the wind is rising around him.

The warm and quiet ward of the original text suddenly seemed to blow a cold wind, Yu Chen still had words in his mouth, Wu Yu had a hallucination, feeling that Yu Chen was reciting the old monk's scriptures, which made him have a little headache.

The headache gradually increased so that Wu Yu clearly felt a trace of bad taste, and when he looked back at the patient on the bed, he saw that Mr. Tong, who was originally lifeless, and his face was gradually rosy at this moment.

Wu Yu carefully looked at the changes in Mr. Tong's face, and was thinking about whether he should hold down Mr. Tong, and suddenly found that Mr. Tong's face gradually changed.

The corners of the mouth gradually opened as if someone had cut it from both sides with a knife, and the opening extended to the roots of the ears on both sides, like a circus clown.

Wu Yu's eyes widened and he wanted to see the changes in Mr. Tong clearly, but he suddenly found that the corners of Mr. Tong's changed mouth were gradually dripping blood. was about to turn around and tell Yu Chen about this change, but Yu Chen's deep voice suddenly came from his ears: "My God, what the hell is this thing that has been recruited?" ”

The next moment, Wu Yu suddenly felt a huge force coming from his neck, and when he looked closely, he saw Mr. Tong, who was tearing the corners of his mouth, sat up at some point, and his hands were tightly pinched around his neck.

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