"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 9: No Soul

Wu Yu followed the two people into the ward inexplicably, Sun Xiaoxi looked at the three people who went and returned in surprise, and when he saw Wu Yu, he couldn't help frowning.

The boy glanced at the three of them, and was about to speak, but Yu Chen preemptively said: "We suddenly remembered just now that since the two of you are the assistants and disciples of President Ma of the Feng Shui Association, then they must be the true inheritance of President Ma of Shen." The three of us are all wild monks, and we have learned basic feng shui books at home by ourselves, and we have not achieved much so far. It just so happens that the two masters are here today, so let's see if we can observe and learn. ”

Chu Xintian hurriedly threw a wink at the boy: "Handsome guy, I have always liked Feng Shui, but there has never been a professional teacher to teach me, can you teach me!" ”

The boy was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "This is no problem, but you have to ask Xiaoxi if she is willing." According to the rules of this sect, female disciples must be taught by female masters. He looked at Sun Xiaoxi with a smile: "Xiaoxi, are you willing to call her?" ”

Sun Xiaoxi whispered in the boy's ear: "The man standing behind is my ex-boyfriend, everyone is dating you, you let him be here, people are too embarrassed." Although Sun Xiaoxi whispered, everyone heard such a big ward.

Wu Yu frowned, and he was very unhappy with Sun Xiaoxi's ambiguous voice with this man.

The boy walked up to Wu Yu and smiled slightly: "Dude, although you and Xiaoxi used to have a good relationship, but Xiaoxi is now my girlfriend, you will make her very embarrassed here, I hope you can leave." The boy's tone seemed gentlemanly, but his words were full of meaning.

Wu Yu felt unhappy and had the urge to beat this kid, so he simply looked at the boy like an idiot: "It's okay, I won't embarrass her, my girlfriend is also here." Now that it's over, there's nothing remarkable about this year, and everyone can still be friends. ”

The boy subconsciously looked at Chu Xintian, with a pity expression on his face, and looked at Chu Xintian with disgust. Chu Xintian thought that Wu Yu was talking about herself, and was about to cooperate with Wu Yu well, but she didn't expect Wu Yu to pull Yu Chen over: "This is my girlfriend, no way, I recently found out that I actually like men." ”

Everyone present had a chill, and even Sun Xiaoxi showed a surprised expression. Feng Yumei looked at Yu Chen and Wu Yu in surprise, she never dreamed that the Great Immortal she had found to help was actually glass.

Yu Chen was still a little blindsided when he was pulled over by Wu Yu, but he reacted very quickly and immediately threw himself into Wu Yu's arms: "I hate pulling!" They haven't promised you yet! ”

Chu Xintian's worldview was about to be subverted, and she almost didn't spit out her breakfast, letting these two play on their own, but I didn't expect them to play so extremely.

The boy nodded dumbly, and whispered in Sun Xiaoxi's ear: "It's the right choice for you to leave him, but you don't have to be sad, I don't have such a perverted hobby as him." ”

Sun Xiaoxi nodded, and couldn't help but look at Wu Yu and Yu Chen who were hugging each other again, looking at them with an idiot expression.

Feng Yumei began to play a round game: "Since it's all to help my husband heal, a few masters should hurry up!" As long as you can, my husband, how much money does it need, please ask. ”

The boy smiled and nodded, and began to walk around the hospital bed, saying as he went, "There are basically no major problems in this room, although the small furnishings are not quite in line with Feng Shui standards, but they are not enough to affect your husband's body. I suspect now that the location of this ward may not be very good, and I will have the results soon when I measure it. ”

Seeing that the boy took out a compass from his pocket, which looked similar to that used by the feng shui master on TV, Wu Yu had a feeling of weakness. Thinking of Yu Chen's multi-functional compass that integrates his hands and can also be used as an electric fan, the things that the boy took out are simply rubbish.

The boy walked around the room a few times, saying a few words about the five elements of gossip from time to time, and Sun Xiaoxi quickly took out his notebook to record, it seemed that it was not the first time that the two of them had cooperated.

Wu Yu was unhappy, and pretended to walk to Sun Xiaoxi's side: "What are you recording here?" It turns out that when I fell in love with you, why didn't I hear you say that you were interested in feng shui! ”

Sun Xiaoxi glanced at Wu Yu: "I haven't heard you say it, you are still interested in men!" ”

Wu Yu rolled his eyes boredly, carefully glanced at the words on Sun Xiaoxi's notebook, and couldn't help but be shocked, only to see a line of words quickly written on the notebook: He is related to Dong Shuwen! You'd better get out of here!

Wu Yu looked at Sun Xiaoxi in surprise, and then looked at the notebook, only the five elements of gossip words that the boy said that Sun Xiaoxi recorded just now remained.

At this moment, the boy walked to Sun Xiaoxi's side, saw Wu Yu looking at the words on Sun Xiaoxi's notebook, and glanced at Wu Yu angrily: "You also know the five elements?" ”

Wu Yu shook his head and pointed at Yu Chen casually: "I don't understand, but if he likes me, I have to learn it, otherwise I will have less common language with him in the future." As he spoke, he walked to Yu Chen's side and took Yu Chen into his arms.

The boy frowned, then smiled: "The location of this room is not very good, it belongs to the Nanchong position in our feng shui science. That is to say, such a room is the worst for the south of the house, but there are only windows on the south side of this room, and there is a parking lot outside, and there is nothing to block the south impulse, which is very bad for the patient's body. ”

Yu Chen whispered in Wu Yu's ear: "Full of nonsense, this kid should be a liar, look at how I disgust him." ”

As he spoke, he pushed Wu Yu away and walked in front of the man with a smile: "Dude, what you said is really good, I have been studying feng shui for several years and have not figured out what Nanchong is called, I seem to understand a lot of your explanation." By the way, I've heard something about this ward, would you like to hear about it? ”

The man obviously couldn't stand Yu Chen's sexual orientation, and took a step back and said, "You say." ”

Yu Chen smiled, told him about the haunting that the nurse told him just now, and didn't forget to glance at Feng Yumei after speaking: "Ms. Feng, I'm not wrong!" ”

Feng Yumei is a little strange, isn't this what Yu Chen said just now? Why did I say it again, and asked myself. He simply nodded and said, "That's right." ”

The boy frowned, and then smiled: "Those non-existent things are all made up by the nurses who have nothing to do, buddy, you won't take it seriously!" ”

Yu Chen smiled and nodded, and his hand drew towards Chu Xintian's pen behind him. Chu Xintian knows Yu Chen too well, but at this time, the mischievous mentality has also come up, so she simply cooperates with Yu Chen and likes it.

Chu Xintian walked quickly to the bed, gently pressed her fingers on the patient's pulse, and inadvertently inserted a silver needle into the patient's waist.

The patient, who was already brain dead and completely unable to move, suddenly stood up. Chu Xintian pretended to be scared and took two steps back, while Yu Chen seemed to jump and suddenly hugged the boy in front of him.

Sun Xiaoxi saw it clearly from the side, Yu Chen secretly took out a piece of paper from the boy's pocket, and put in a bead the size of a thumb cap.

Although the boy was also startled, he couldn't stand a man hugging him, so he quickly pushed Yu Chen away, walked quickly to Sun Xiaoxi's side, and pulled Sun Xiaoxi to dodge.

The person who died on the bed suddenly walked down from the bed, Feng Yumei saw that her husband could walk, and she was excited to go up and hug her husband, but Chu Xintian grabbed Feng Yumei: "Something is wrong, don't rush over first." ”

The patient did not open his eyes, and his face was not alive, but he walked towards the windowsill in a daze. Just took two steps, he suddenly turned to the boy beside Sun Xiaoxi, and grabbed the boy with both hands.

The boy was startled, let go of Sun Xiaoxi's hand and ran towards the door of the ward. The patient walked slowly, like a zombie in a movie, staggering after the boy.

At this time, Wu Yu, who had just returned to the door, saw the boy running towards him, and he couldn't help but stumble under his feet, and the panicked boy didn't notice his feet, and fell to the ground with a heel.

The boy, who was about to get up, suddenly felt a huge pressure on his body, and when he looked back, he saw the patient pressing against him with his mouth open, and a foul smell erupted from the patient's mouth. The stench combined with fear made the man faint and fall to the ground.

Yu Chen ran over and pressed the patient a few times, and the patient instantly lost consciousness and lay on the boy.

Yu Chen locked the door of the ward and pointed to the patient: "Brother-in-law take the handle, let's carry the person back to the bed." Wu Yu hurriedly came over and helped the patient to bed with Yu Chen. Chu Xintian quickly reinserted the respirator that the patient had just torn off.

Yu Chen walked back to the fainted boy and kicked twice: "Trash, pretending to be a feng shui master in front of Lao Tzu?" Lao Tzu is a professional in showing people the feng shui of the cemetery, why haven't I heard of any south chong. ”

Wu Yu wanted to go over and talk to Sun Xiaoxi, but saw Sun Xiaoxi shake his head slightly.

Chu Xintian and Yu Chen are so smart, seeing Sun Xiaoxi's expression, they all looked at Feng Yumei, and saw that there was only surprise in her eyes, and there was no special change. Yu Chen breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Tiantian, let's hurry up and check the patient." ”

Chu Xintian looked at the instrument that tested the patient: "There is no response in the brain, and the heart and lungs can continue to work completely because of the ventilator." It is also written in the medical record that the brain does not respond to the stimulation of weak currents, and it is indeed brain death. ”

Yu Chen took out a piece of yellow paper and pasted it on the patient's forehead, and the patient did not see any reaction after a long time of multiple cysts in his mouth, but the yellow paper gradually drifted away from the patient's forehead.

Wu Yu rubbed his eyes vigorously, there was no wind in the room, the patient was lying flat on the hospital bed at the moment, how could the yellow paper float away from the patient's forehead? At most, it should have slipped off the patient's forehead, looking at Yu Chen and Chu Xintian's expressions, the other person was as surprised as himself.

It took a long time for Yu Chen to say slowly: "He doesn't even have a soul on him!" ”