"Master. Don't. Am I really a dead end? "I was disheartened and depressed and made it to the ground. I didn't think about it. I happened to sit on the porcelain piece of the porridge bowl that the master had broken earlier. It hurt so much that I jumped up from the ground at once. Scream.

"This time it's really a whole anal fissure," the master looked at me and laughed at me.

"Master. Are you my ancestor? You came over and pulled out the porcelain for me," the pain was so painful that I couldn't do anything. But he didn't dare to pull out the broken bowl that was stuck in his ass by himself.

"I am your ancestor. Ancestors. Why does it sound like a curse to me?" the old man took a puff of dry smoke. Puffing. The more you smoke, the more it doesn't taste.

"Master. I feel like I've hurt a little ~ chicken. I see that you are about to lose your children and grandchildren. It hurts me to death," it hurts, and bean-sized sweat particles appear on my forehead. I tightened my legs and fell to my knees in great pain.

"You don't bluff me. You turtle grandson. Don't let your flesh hurt. You don't know your ancestor, I am the Lord of Yama," the grandfather still doesn't want to deal with me.

"Master. You're so ruthless...... "I got down on my knees. Bend your upper body and point your head to the ground. It hurt so much that I couldn't scream.

"You turtle grandson. Now you understand the situation. Where did you get the strength to dig my grave just now? At a young age. Infinite arrogance. If I can't subdue you today. Do you still think that I, Lord Hades, am a parallel import?"

"You're a parallel trader." I screamed and fainted.

"You're too milky. You dare to scold me. "The grandfather is angry. Wielding a cigarette pouch and the pot came at me. Hit in the air, the master saw me lying on the ground like a dead dog, and didn't react at all. He was in a hurry. He called me anxiously twice:

"Turtle Sun. Kamesun ...... "Then." Quickly took me into his arms. muttered:

"It's a big game. Passed out," the grandfather hurriedly put my buttocks up on his knees. When the master fixed his eyes, there were really a few pieces of broken porcelain firmly embedded in my ass. Behold. This old man is really bad. He actually came up with a bad idea. Punch a few more pieces of porcelain on my ass into my ass. I was in a coma, and I suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig. The master took advantage of the situation to pull out a few pieces of porcelain that I had stuck on my ass and threw them on the ground......

"You are truly my ancestor. It hurts me to death," I almost didn't breathe. Fainted again.

"It's good to know. Give me some respect in the future."

"Where do I disrespect your old man. If you don't come to my house. A cry. Two troubles. Three hanged. Even fell and smashed. I'm not going to hurt like this."

"You still blame me. It's not your own fault. I'll wipe your cheeks."

"It's plugged in~. Insert my fart~ on the eye"

"You found it yourself," the master listened to me. It was smiling like an old man who hadn't gone crazy. Crazy and crazy, but also naïve.

"Ancestor. I'll forget if you torture me to death today."

"That's not what I intended," the grandfather suddenly suppressed his smile. Get serious. He went on to say:

"If you change your mind. As always, do that yin and yang business. Everything is negotiable."

"Master. Why do I have to be Mr. Yin and Yang who dies all day to have a way to live? ”

"Then you remember. Why did you enter this yin and yang business in the first place? What is your original intention?"

"Make money and marry a wife"

"No one is forcing you?"

"Nope"

"And now." The grandfather asked.

"What." I'm a little puzzled.

"I mean, you've earned your money. My wife also found it."

"Of course"

And then. You don't want to do this Mr. Yin and Yang profession anymore. You know what's going on. You make a lot of money with the help of this industry. And then. I want to do that, and I don't do it. You don't feel like you're too shameless. ”

"At the beginning. It's just a last resort. That's why I worshipped Master as my teacher. Now I have everything. It is only natural that you want to quit."

"Fart. Shameless. If your master hears this. must have been so angry that he jumped out of the grave, "Angry, the master is trembling all over." Roll your eyes.

"Master. I knew I was doing something wrong. That won't kill me."

"You're too milky. Who's trying to kill you. You tell me. I'll help you kill them."

"It's your old man who keeps saying it. If I were to give up my identity as Mr. Yin and Yang. It must be a place to die."

"Turtle Sun. You're stupid. Your destiny is in your own hands. Live if you want to. If you want to die, you die'

"Master. But I don't want to die now, and I don't want to be Mr. Yin and Yang. What should I do? ”

"Turtle Sun. You listen to what the grandfather said. Come. Listen to the grandfather in detail. Why do you have to configure me, the Lord of Hades, within a radius of a hundred miles? It's a big difference."

"Collect ghosts"

"That's right. If. There is no such thing as me, the great shadow of Hades, to serve these souls of the dead. Have they all become the ashes of the wild ghosts?"

"What's my business?"

"You think. Since. We have a hundred miles around us to have a Lord of Yama like me. Then there has to be a Mr. Yin and Yang like you. ”

"Why?"

"Because. We can't let the yang and yin markets cut off contact. If not. This piece of earth. Yes. The people have no means of making a living. Lives are devastated."

"Is it that serious?" I can't believe it.

"I don't believe it. You can try. ”

"Don't try," I mused. Suddenly. Remember. Master's sincere teachings to me when he was alive. Subdue demons and eliminate demons. Supporting justice. Live up to the reputation of the teacher. But what have you done now? Ask. But I was extremely ashamed. How did I promise Master when I knelt in front of Master's body? I said shamelessly. I must carry forward the mantle I inherited from Master. In this yin and yang industry, make a righteous cause. Now look back. It's like a joke......

"Do you understand?" The grandfather spoke coldly. It scared me a lot.

"Master. Do I have to do this yin and yang line? ”

"It has to be done. You don't have a choice. ”

"It's my life, right?"

"It's no better than your lonely death."

"What do you mean?"

"If. Originally. You didn't enter this yin-yang business as a yin-yang gentleman. So. Your life will be dead. Like your second uncle and fourth uncle, he is a bachelor. Alone until life withers," the master looked at me affectionately and said earnestly:

"If. That's right. Are you still willing to continue to be Mr. Yin and Yang? ”

"Yes. I do" I don't know why. I was suddenly excited. Suddenly addicted again:

"Master. I don't know when. I suddenly became timid. I became afraid of death. I no longer have the momentum of 'newborn calves are not afraid of tigers'......"

"You're confused about this, aren't you," said the grandfather, looking at me lovingly.

I nodded. An indescribable taste in my heart. I bowed my head in shame.

"Do you want to know the answer?"

"Yes," I nodded at my grandfather.

"You're confused. That's because you have love in your heart. You are afraid that the people you love and the people who love you will be hurt. You're afraid you're so busy that you can't protect them...... What does this mean? It means that you have grown up. No more naughty children. You're an adult. You should be happy."

"Master. It turned out that growing up was a very painful feeling. If. Poor disposal. It's easy to lose yourself. ”

"It doesn't matter. People will always have this process. Survived. The world is clear."

"Master. Do you think Master will blame me? ”

"He can trade his life for you to live. How much he loves you. He can do it. It's hard for me to change it. It doesn't need to be explained. So. Say. Your master will not blame you."

"I've disgraced Master. These days have also dishonored Master's reputation. It's my bastard," I snorted my mouth in some chagrin.

"It's good to know you're wrong. If you know that you are wrong, you should know where to correct it. That's not a bad thing."

"Good and evil. Complement one another. Between gaining and losing. What you gain and what you lose. When you get, you will have to give. You must not do it. Honor and disgrace are not shocked. Not sad or happy. Did you write it down? ”

"Master. I made a note of "Hear this." Before I knew it, I burst into tears.

"Just write it down. I see. I got it. Let's go to your master's grave and burn some paper."

"Hmm," I cried so hard that I couldn't stop crying. Because. I think back to the bits and pieces I used to be with Master. How could I not burst into tears.

"Turtle grandson. See you enlightened. I'll go back," the master said, and he pulled out of the door. He waved his hand back. All the living objects in the hall door were restored to their original condition. The scene before being smashed by the grandfather.

"Master. As soon as I shouted, "Master, I disappeared without a trace." I know. Master. This is going back on an errand.

Maybe it's because I miss Master too much. Maybe it's because I feel ashamed of Master. Not long after the master left, I prepared some tribute and drinks and went to the master's sake.

Master's tomb was built in the cemetery on the west side of Akiyama Mountain. The tomb mouth looks at Xiangshan in the distance. It's like a feeling of rebirth. I came to Master's grave alone. Serve the fruit. I poured three glasses of liquor for Master. Can't help it:

"Master. You don't have to work now. Ready for a drink."

I stood in the wind and burst into tears and said to myself, "Master." The days after you are old. I'm disgraced to you. The apprentice does not learn and does not know. It also dishonored Master's reputation. I have been hesitating for a long time these days. Do I want to be Mr. Yin and Yang anymore? Until today. I finally figured it out," I said, 'plop', and knelt down in front of Master's grave. Say:

"Master. I figured it out. I will continue to do this yin and yang line. Subdue demons and eliminate demons. Supporting justice. Till death ......"

I can feel it clearly. When I say these things. Master is right there with me. Behind me. He must have expected me to be a man who stood up to the sky. Carry forward the career of Mr. Yin and Yang.

"Master," I shouted, kowtowing three times to Master's grave:

"From now on. The apprentice hesitated a little longer. Feel. There were five thunderstorms in the sky. But. Please bless Master. I can do this business for a long time......"

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